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Andrew Malcolm is bored, too

March 25, 2009 9:57 am ET by Jamison Foser

Los Angeles Times blogger/former Laura Bush press secretary wasn't impressed by President Obama last night. Surprise, surprise.

Malcolm:

Tuesday morning The Ticket examined the White House's current political strategy and asked the question who would show up at Barack Obama's second nationally-televised news conference that evening: the president or the senator?

The answer: Neither.

Professor Barack Obama showed up.

And if you remember one of those required college lecture courses in the large auditorium at 8:10 a.m. listening to a droning don, and how it felt, slumped in the cushy seats having skipped breakfast for an extra 13 minutes of ZZZZ.

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this news conference seemed anticlimatic. (See video below.) At times the president appeared to be mailing in his delivery.

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The result for anyone who stayed for the entire presentation was another lengthy, somber less-than-animated sales pitch for the need to spend trillions to jump-start the economy...

Now, I don't want Andrew Malcolm to be bored. That's a less-than-ideal way to go through your workday.

So here's a suggestion, Mr. Malcolm: Quit. Do it now. Hand in your press pass. There are plenty of out-of-work and soon-to-be-out-of-work-reporters who actually give a damn and who won't have any trouble staying awake for a presidential press conference and who are capable of producing a substantive article that will actually help readers understand what is happening in the world, instead of simply whining that they are insufficiently stimulated. Let one of them have your job. Take up skydiving or running with the bulls or whatever it takes to get you sufficiently excited, and let serious people do your serious job.

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    • Author by The Reverend (March 25, 2009 10:17 am ET)
         

      Village boredom with authentic answers to real problems is, sadly, all we can expect.

      See....the Village needs anti-boredom stuff....like militia-man Chuck Norris, the 'all things to all people', Joe the Plumber, and "real Americans" from "real America" Palin talk.

      Stuff like that keeps the Villagers from, you know, nodding off.

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    • Author by foghornleghorn (March 25, 2009 10:23 am ET)
         
      I guess during Bush's press conferences it wasn't as boring kind of like a train wreck isn't boring.  I got it now.
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    • Author by mk3872 (March 25, 2009 10:28 am ET)
         
      This is because the MSM is controlled by large corps who see this as entertainment, or another way to pull in adverstisers. Now, if Obama had done a variety show, then Coke & Pepsi would have made News Corp and GE very happy.
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      • Author by wookie (March 25, 2009 10:44 am ET)
           
        He could have at least broke into a few verses of "Solid as Barack".
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    • Author by pros2pros2940 (March 25, 2009 10:38 am ET)
         
      Guess Malcolm has ADD and can't handle substantive answers to questions
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    • Author by Dem02020 (March 25, 2009 10:43 am ET)
         

      This kind of idiotic critique of the man's personal bearing, which of course completely ignores what he says, in favor of how he says it... it sometimes makes me think the intent is to make the man self-conscious, and to knock him off his affable charm (which is one of the things that endears him to us).

      I believe it was maybe what was behind the "punch drunk" thing, and I have always believed it was certainly behind the "cackle" crap that they threw Mrs. Clinton's way.

      If they the media hacks find they are not being taken seriously enough by President Obama (and Mrs. Clinton too), and even worse, if they think they are being laughed at (as both the President and Mrs. Clinton perhaps did), then they the media hacks get small-mindedly all pizzy, and become vindictive and acid-tongued ("cackled" and "punch drunk" are good examples of that), and they the media hacks bend themselves to the task of making the other at least serious in the matter, if not self-conscious.

      But I say screw them, and just laugh some more, louder and right in their anguished and stung faces: because who the freak do they the media hacks think they are, someone important and worthy of respect?

      That in itself is just more cause to laugh at them. And that's exactly what to do: laugh, and laugh more and laugh louder...

      And the whole while you're laughing, you look right into their anguished little small-minded faces, and you enjoy how their own acid burns them so from the inside, as you (truly!) watch them shrink in stature, and (truly!) watch them burn and turn vindictive...

      Laugh right at them, because who the freak do these media hacks think they are, respectful and worthy people?

      What a joke!

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    • Author by pmwarren (March 25, 2009 10:45 am ET)
         

      hey, let's ne fair to laura's flak, I actually heard fat kkkarl use on fox noise that exact phrase: "mailed it in."

      So, it is fully endorsed by the wurlitzer.

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    • Author by patachon (March 25, 2009 11:00 am ET)
         

      Well, his colleague, Peter Wallsten totally panned the press conference in an 'analysis' for the Chicago Tribune/LA Times.

      Concluding that there were “no memorable moments” and that Obama was ‘less at ease’, he then included this extremely revealing comment:

      … Obama seemed to use the venue, so familiar as a tool of outreach to mainstream Americans, to continue his efforts at reaching key, niche audiences.

      He passed over reporters from The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal and the Los Angeles Times, opting instead to call on correspondents from Univision, Ebony magazine and Stars and Stripes.

      So in this guy’s world view, you have the NYT, WSJ and the LA Times (i.e. ‘mainstream Americans’) in one corner while in the other you have the ‘niche audiences’ consisting apparently of latinos, blacks and the American Armed Forces.

      Sounds like Col. McCormick came back and wrote this himself!

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    • Author by mrhebert74 (March 25, 2009 12:20 pm ET)
         
      "Professors are boring, because I lack intellectual curiosity, or because I am a fascist and realize that intellectuals are a threat to corporate power. You pick."
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    • Author by renato (March 25, 2009 12:52 pm ET)
         
      Dear Andrew Malcolm:

      Obama is not a clown. He is not here to amuse you. He is not here to make you laugh.

      If we had wanted a clown, we would have repealed the 22nd Amendment and given Bush a third term.
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    • Author by NonCarborundum (March 25, 2009 5:16 pm ET)
         
      "Anticlimatic"?  Really?
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