If yesterday's cable campaign against the dread hydra with heads named socialism and communism and Marxism and fascism, if it was a horse race, then yesterday's results were:

Winner and taking first place money, the crowd favorite SOCIALISM, by about 6 lengths...

In second place, for the place money, was the surprising FASCISM, by half a length over the next horse...

And taking third place and the show money, was a disappointing COMMUNISM...

And in an extraordinary embarrassment, the horse name MARXISM never even left the gate and got a ZERO yesterday, as its rider Karl Marx just sat there on the nag, picking crumbs out of his beard and analyzing things until he got a migraine, while the other horses raced by, and while socialists and fascists and communists worldwide cheered them on.