Sinclair's Mark Hyman now pushing Obama birth certificate conspiracy theories
June 08, 2009 7:34 am ET by Media Matters staff
In a June 8 post on The American Spectator's website, Sinclair Broadcasting Group commentator Mark Hyman wrote of President Barack Obama:
Obama's lawyers are attempting to financially ruin individuals party to the most absurd soap opera involving the 44th president. There is unabated controversy regarding his birth, citizenship and foreign travel. Obama could immediately silence his critics by authorizing the release of his original birth certificate and passport. One has to wonder what could possibly be in either document that has caused Obama to wage a fierce and expensive legal battle to keep the files secreted. Aside from Joan Rivers, nearly every American would willingly make their birth certificate available and Obama's stubborn refusal to do so only adds to the controversy.
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I have a better idea.
Obama's critics could immediately pull their heads out of their @**es.
The fact that the assassins of JFK, RFK and MLK can be proved to have committed the crimes isn't proof of their guilt -- it's "proof" that there's a conspiracy so vast that it has the capacity to invent fake evidence!
The fact that most UFO sightings can easily be explained isn't proof that there are no aliens visiting Earth, but "proof" that there's a worldwide network capable of hiding the "real" evidence!
Likewise, Obama's REAL birth certificate and the REAL birth announcement that appeared in the newspaper less than two weeks after his birth isn't proof that he was born in Honolulu, it's evidence that there's a conspiracy to make Obama president -- a conspiracy that must have started with his conception and birth in 1960 and 1961!
Hyman will NEVER be satisified with any proof Obama provides regarding the circumstances of his birth, and neither will any other conspiracy theorists.
Well, apparently for some, it is.
Some of these guys are so stupid, I'm surprised that they remember to breathe.
He's a poor man's Rush Limbo.
To paraphrase Hyman's beloved Sarah Palin, there's a reason Mr. Hyman hasn't reared his head in more than 3 years. I'm guessing he was still searching for the WMDs in Iraq.