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Does Glenn Beck even know what Glenn Beck says?

June 16, 2009 2:33 pm ET by Eric Boehlert

Or are there many Glenn Becks with nationally syndicated radio shows running around saying lots of different things, and that's what's causing the confusion?

Or maybe Beck can't stop making stuff up. (We're betting No. 2.)

From Beck's WashPost.com online chat:

During the Iraq War, for anyone who cares to know the truth, I was on the air chastising people that were saying that Hollywood should shut up or that if you have a different opinion you should shut up. I was of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with vigorous debate, what George Washington called the "battlefield of opinion."

Beck wants everyone to understand that during that very emotional time around the start of the Iraq War, Beck was one of the level-headed ones. Beck was asking for calm and urging dissenting voices to speak up to be heard. He wanted vigorous debate.

Riiight.

This is from April 23, 2003. Glenn Beck's website for his radio show posted the results of a listener poll which asked the question, "Who has hacked you off the most over the last 6 months?" These were among the finalists, and remember, Beck now claims he was most definitely not saying that liberal celebrities should shut up about the war.

Dixie Chicks: Not necessarily the whole group, but definitely the fat butter hog that spoke out against Bush while in Europe only to say later that it was a joke, and then again later to say she stands behind what she said in the first place.

Martin Sheen: One of the more vocal members of 'Not in our Name'. Overall, he was just a big jackass.

Michael Moore: Where to begin.... Really, there is just way to much stuff to list.

Sheryl Crow: From "WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER" to "I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOUR WAR, MR. BUSH!" she proved herself to be just another loud and annoying Hollywood type.

Susan Sarandon: No description required

That was from Glenn Beck's website. But today Beck has a much more pleasing tale to tell. Today, we're told that back in 2003 Glenn was pushing for vigorous debate and was defending Hollywood celebrities and their right to speak out against the war.

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    • Author by mk3872 (June 16, 2009 3:00 pm ET)
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      It is important to remember that to be a good U.S. conservative gas bag, one must be a good LYING coservative gas bag.
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    • Author by peace4all (June 16, 2009 3:35 pm ET)
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      i would argue that the cons are awful liers. the problem is that they have a pre-911 mindset and are still trying to figure out how we use this new fangled thing called the in-ter-net to find out what they said in the past. the trouble with being stupid is that you generally don't know your stupid or in the case of beck and company they actually thing thier smart because people even stupider than them say how smart they are. reminds me of the old saying that in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king
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    • Author by breno3414301 (June 16, 2009 3:41 pm ET)
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      Let me get this straight - Glenn Beck could refer to Natalie Maines as a "fat butter hog" apparently with very little outrage ensuing, but if anyone says an ill word about a conservative darling, there is a sh!tstorm of outrage and apologies must be issued and there's real danger of that person losing their job?

      It's a little off-topic, and I don't defend Letterman's joke about the Palin daughter (as it wasn't even particularly funny) but the level of outrage surrounding that, with people calling for Letterman to be fired, is ridiculous in light of what Beck, Limbaugh and Savage say on a regular basis with no recrimination whatsoever.
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      • Author by pete592 (June 16, 2009 4:51 pm ET)
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        It depends on the notoriety of who smears the darling.

        Back in 2003, Beck's empire of lies, insults, tears and patriotic pant wetting wasn't what it is today. He was just another inconspicuous right-wing professional liar on the radio. His television show was still 3 years away.
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      • Author by seeryer (June 16, 2009 4:53 pm ET)
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        It really is unbelievable. Their hero called Chelsea Clinton "The White House Dog" when she was 13 years old. The vitriol leveled at Hillary since 1992 has been unrelenting from the likes of Letterman and Leno. Here is one from not too long ago from Jay:

        "While visiting Kenya, former President Clinton was offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter, Chelsea, by a love struck government official. Bill said, "No way!" How does that make Hillary feel? Bill almost gave her up for one cow." --Jay Leno

        or

        "Sen. Hillary Clinton called for President Bush to begin pulling troops out of Iraq next year. And let me tell you something, when it comes to telling a president when to pull out, no one has more experience than Hillary Clinton." --Jay Leno

        Or Letterman going after Ted Kennedy:

        "It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. This tradition began about 25 years ago down in Washington, D.C. by a quick-thinking Ted Kennedy who was spotted leaving his office with an 18-year-old." —David Letterman

        I am glad none of those jokes were directed as Mrs Palin because the outrage would have been insufferable.

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    • Author by seeryer (June 16, 2009 5:22 pm ET)
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      Natalie Maines is hot as hell. Glenn Beck is a drug addled neanderthal.
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