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Sidekicks: Chuck Norris says, "I agree with CNN's Lou Dobbs ... make public your original birth certificate"

August 04, 2009 7:33 am ET by Media Matters staff

From Chuck Norris' August 4 Creators Syndicate column

Believe it or not, I'm not writing you to challenge whether or not you were born in America, though I see nothing wrong with the American public's voicing that constitutionally based grievance with someone in your esteemed position. As one blogger wrote, after all, "We aren't talking about a 12-year-old qualifying to play Little League here." Or as Ronald Reagan once said, "Trust but verify."

I must admit that I find it a bit of a groundless stretch not to believe in the birth announcements in two major Hawaiian newspapers in August 1961, in which Hawaii's Health Department would have been required to post information it received directly from hospitals: "Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama, 6085 Kalanianaole Hwy., son, Aug. 4." Nevertheless, that proof doesn't answer why you refuse to reveal your original birth certificate and end the growing tides of controversy.

I'm writing you because this is no longer a matter merely about proving you meet a presidential prerequisite in the Constitution. Refusing to post your original birth certificate is an unwise political and leadership decision that is enabling the "birther" controversy. The nation you are called to lead is experiencing a growing swell of conspirators who are convinced that you are covering up something. So why not just prove them wrong and shut them up?

I agree with CNN's Lou Dobbs, who was chastised by his own media outlet for demanding the release of your original birth certificate. Why was that such a bad request? We certainly know why Jon Klein, the president of CNN/U.S., thought it was a bad idea. He previously declared that CNN researchers had determined that your 1961 birth certificate no longer exists.  But Hawaii officials confirmed again last week that they indeed have your original birth certificate on file.

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Mr. President, as more and more people realize that you are refusing to release your original birth certificate, further questions will fuel the fires of debate or at least hinder the embers from ever being snuffed out. Questions such as, "Does it really contain the Hawaiian physician's name?" "Does it disclose something other than his birthplace that he wishes others not to see?"

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    • Author by IRONY 101 (August 04, 2009 8:21 am ET)
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      "Trust but verify."

      Oh, Chuck, do you mean like when Bush and Cheney had everyone terrified that Saddam Hussein had nukes pointed at America...with his finger on the launch button? Do you mean we should have verified that startling news before invading Iraq rather than just blindly trusting the Bush adminostration?

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      • Author by political_left-religious_right (August 04, 2009 10:57 am ET)
           
        What's more, for the sake of accuracy (obviously not Norris' strong suit), it should be mentioned that Reagan didn't say this "once," but many times. Indeed, Mikhail Gorbachev once complained that Reagan said it "every time we meet."
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    • Author by raine315 (August 04, 2009 8:23 am ET)
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      Thats why Bruce Lee kicked Chuck's butt- he saw back that then Chuck was a stupid *.
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      • Author by BillJ-MN (August 04, 2009 11:29 am ET)
           
        I loved the scene where Lee pulled a fistful of hair out of Norris' chest.
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    • Author by IRONY 101 (August 04, 2009 8:34 am ET)
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      ...CNN researchers had determined that your 1961 birth certificate no longer exists. But Hawaii officials confirmed again last week that they indeed have your original birth certificate on file.


      Have you taken too many karate kicks to the head, Chuck? Barack Obama's "original" 1961 birth certificate, the one that was given to his mother right after his birth, has indeed been lost and, most likely, no longer exists. The orignal document that is kept by the State of Hawaii still remains on file with Hawaii's Department of Health...and it is from that original document that the information contained in the certified birth certificate that Obama has produced has been obtained. However, please advise under what provision of law can Barack Obama order that original state document released to the public? Hawaii state law provides that only copies, in the form that Obama's birth certificate has already been released, can be provided by the state. Should Barack Obama exercise his emergency executive powers as President of the United States of America to order the State of Hawaii to release a document which state law says it does not release? I thought conservatives like yourselves believed that states' rights were paramount...that federal powers should not intervene to supercede state law in matters reserved for the states. Please tell us...should Barack Obama order the State of Hawaii, in a strictly personal matter, to do something that state law says it does not do?
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      • Author by ForTheLoveOfEllipsis... (August 04, 2009 9:58 am ET)
           
        Mr. Norris, please tell me why I should pay any attention to your verbal spew. You are nothing but a has-been/never-was alleged actor, a paid shill for a piece of exercise equipment that probably is no more effective at promoting fitness than the box it comes in, a washed-up martial artist who could probably get his tochis kicked by any brown belt at any martial-arts school on this continent, and a gushing promoter of a religion that would make any real Christian vomit at hearing two minutes' worth of your spew. So kindly do us a favor and stick your opinion up the appendage which best describes your sorry self...
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    • Author by harley (August 04, 2009 9:54 am ET)
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      All I have to say: Happy Birthday, President Barack HUSSEIN Obama!

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    • Author by seeryer (August 04, 2009 10:10 am ET)
         
      Do these people not realize how easy it is to lose your birth certificate. I have mine in a drawer but the thing is a flimsy, laminated card that I could have easily lost when moving from one house to another. Lets see, Obama moved from Hawaii to Indonesia, back to Hawaii all before he was 14 years old. The original could have easily been lost then. Or it could have been lost moving from Hawaii to California, Cali to New York, New York to Chicago, Chicago to Cambridge, Cambridge to Chicago. God forbid he does not have his original. When you don't have your original you rely on state records. In this case his state is HI and the state has verified he was indeed born there. Are you telling me every american citizen has a copy of their original birth certificate in a drawer at their home like I do? I don't think so.
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      • Author by ForTheLoveOfEllipsis... (August 04, 2009 10:21 am ET)
           
        Do these people not realize how easy it is to lose your birth certificate.


        SR, these people don't understand anything but what their thought masters tell them. It's been stated in more than one place that if Obama had the Hawaiian deprtment of records carry his long-form birth cerificate in a hermetically-sealed capsule and and put it on display in the Capitol rotunda, they would just say that it's been phonied up and would he please produce his real birth certficate. That's why they all leaped and shouted for joy at the phony certificate allegedly from Kenya; it told them what they wwanted to hear. This isn't about Obama proving his birth status; it's about denying him his birth status...
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        • Author by wookie (August 04, 2009 12:08 pm ET)
             
          That's about it. I saw on some wingnut sites where they wanted to hold up things like the Sotomayer appointment based on Obama being ineligible. That probably won't happen but the goal is to cripple him, much like Ken Starr did with Clinton.
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      • Author by bintx (August 04, 2009 10:36 am ET)
           
        I've never seen my "original" [certified copy] birth certificate and I can guarantee you my mother has no clue. Most likely, it was lost in a flood that occurred when I was 3 . . . that's why the state keeps the REAL "original" in their archives and can produce "certified copies" upon my request. There is absolutely NO NEED for ANYONE to show their "original" birth certificate. A "certified copy" is a legal document which has the same legal standing and effect as the original.
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        • Author by shaggles (August 04, 2009 11:31 am ET)
             
          Right. Obama doesn't have his "original" birth certificate. Nobody does. What Obama presented a year ago was what you get when you ask the state of HI for a copy of your birth cert. Obama has not refused to provide anything. He provided the official document requested and as far as I know he hasn't addressed the issue since.
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      • Author by NiceguyEddie (August 04, 2009 10:48 am ET)
           
        Do these people not realize how easy it is to lose your birth certificate?

        MOre to the point does ANYONE here or there realize that the dociment you are describing is by no measn "official"? Try getting a passport with the piece of paper your parents wlaked hoime from the hospital with. YOU CAN'T. It's not an official document, it's little mroe than a souvenir. (My wife learned this when trying to get her passport.) Most people never see their "official" BC. Most get the CoLB, and only then if they're trying to get a passport or something.
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    • Author by MickD (August 04, 2009 10:47 am ET)
         
      There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is just another lie.
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    • Author by deerupe (August 05, 2009 11:33 am ET)
         
      Evidently,Irony, you are too young to remember when the Iraqis were caught with a chemical plant which they claimed to be a "baby milk factory". Of course they were telling the truth because every employee was wearing a white coat that read BABY MILK FACTORY on the back- in ENGLISH, no less!!!! The inspectors were not allowed into the guts of the factory, but I always wondered what the Iraqis did with all that "formula." You can bet that somewhere in the land or hand of Islamic terrorists exists ( probably right here in the good old USA ) enough chemical or biological poisons to deal a deadly blow to all their opposition.
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