Don Imus will inherit a comically small audience on Fox Business Network
September 04, 2009 8:07 am ET by Eric Boehlert
The host probably sees his promotion this week as something of a career coup. But honestly, Don Imus could probably launch a lower power FM radio station that has a radius of five miles and land a bigger audience than the one Fox Business currently attracts.
We highlighted this recently, but with the Imus announcement this week it's worth circling around again for another laugh at Fox's expense.
Fact: Nobody watches the Fox Business Network. Okay, not nobody in the literal sense. But nobody in the sense that it's audience is so small it almost defies logic, let along statistics, or cable viewing tradition. Because according to the most recent Nielsen numbers, Fox Business Network averages 21,000 viewers between 5 a.m and 9 p.m.
You read that correctly: 21,000 viewers, in a nation of nearly 300 million people. Honestly, Don Imus could join the morning team on a top 40 station in Portland, ME., next week and have a bigger audience than the Fox Business Network.


















Making amends is supposed to be the beginning of a new start, not a license to continue the same old behavior.
He seems to be able to rationalize away all his hurtful actions and lies. Probably tells himself he's, "doing it for the family."
1. Have you ever been implicated in a felony, or lied under oath?
Example: Oliver North
2. Are you a racist?
Example: Mark Fuhrman
3. Are you a radical conservative?
Example: Just pick anyone who works for Fox.
4. Do you believe that facts are irrelevant?
Example: see 3
5. Do you find it impossible to tie your own shoes?
Example: see 3
I have either 'slip on' (e.g. 'penny loafers') or 'buckle/velcro' type shoes... not a good sign.
So let's clarify #5 so everyone can understand the gist of the question:
If given the opportunity to tie your own shoes, can you do it?
Of course people who can't tie their own shoes would tend to wear shoes that don't need to be tied. Otherwise, they'd be barefoot.
I hope there is no further confusion on what is being asked here.
I can use smaller words, if that will help.
It all proves that the free market favors conservative ideas.
By the way I am not a 50 year white right wing nut. I am a 40 year Man with a sense of Humour, who heard so preety good Politicians on the Imus Show(I.E president Bill Clinton,Senator Carey,senator McCain,Mario Cuomo, Mayor Koch, Vice president Gore). So Good for Fox, and good luck to Don Imus