Beck throws conspiracy-theory kitchen sink at Jarrett, links her to communism, Che Guevara, Mumia Abu-Jamal
September 30, 2009 6:59 pm ET by Media Matters staff
From the September 30 edition of Fox News' Glenn Beck:

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Allow me to demonstrate a typic Beck analysis: Suicide, being an unnatural act, is against God's natural laws. Anyone who commits suicide is evil for acting against God's natural laws. Beck's mother (allegedly) committed suicide, therefore Beck's mother was evil. Since Beck was raised by his mother, who was evil, Beck is also evil. However, this entire bogus analysis would fail not just because of faulty logic but because, in the first place, Beck is probably lying about his mother killing herself. Everything Beck says is a convoluted mess of illogical conclusions with tenuous factual basis. And, on top of that, those faces he makes are something one might expect from a resident of a mental institution...
Congratulations on replacing the words on your blackboard with pictures, though. Tell me, how long until it is covered in badly drawn crayon art, like the average suburban fridge?
The rantings of a lunatic. Avoid this man at all costs.
And at the end he suggested that, like chewing tobacco, Valerie Jarrett causes (or is a) cancer.
No I'm not kidding.
Also, yes he got the Vancouver thing wrong It was Calgary that had the loss on the Olympics and that was his opening statement.
By the way, Vancouver Washington Olympic committee has already used up 98% of its 660 million emergency fund. So they are getting close to the $1billion mark.
He wants to be proven wrong on all of his statements; because if it is all true then God help us!