Coming soon to FOX News

For some reason, National Review seems to be taken seriously by the media elite, as though they were thoughtful, intellectually honest conservatives.  And yet they've been peddling the conspiracy theory that Bill Ayers actually wrote Barack Obama's Dreams From My Father for more than a year.

This latest round of wishful thinking was set off by Ayers' alleged "admission" that he wrote the book -- an admission that came out of the blue while talking to a conservative blogger in line at Starbucks.  If it sounds far-fetched to you that Ayers would, after all this time, blurt out a confession while standing in line for an iced latte, that's probably because you're smarter than Jonah Goldberg.

As Dave Weigel notes, there's a perfectly obvious explanation for Ayers' comment (if you assume he actually said what this blogger claims he said):

A reasonable explanation for this, if we take the heretofore-obscure blogger at her word for what Ayers said: Ayers was messing around with a conservative movement that's been after him for a decade, putting them back on the trail of a fruitless conspiracy theory.

Even AllahPundit of the right-wing web site Hot Air sees this for the nonsense that it is:

What's more amusing? The fact that he'd tease a conservative by baiting her about the right's Cashill/Andersen-fueled authorship suspicions, or the fact that the Examiner seems to think he was making an earnest, honest-to-goodness confession?

Note that this wasn't even in response to a question. He simply blurted it out as soon as the interviewer identified herself as conservative.

Still: I bet this latest, lamest conspiracy theory ends up on FOX News.  The only question is whether Glenn Beck or Sean Hannity gets to it first.  My money's on Hannity; he's feeling the pressure.