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The unbearable stupidity of Weekly Standard's Matthew Continetti

October 27, 2009 12:53 pm ET by Matt Gertz

US News & World Report's Washington Whispers blog has obtained a copy of The Persecution of Sarah Palin: How the Elite Media Tried to Bring Down a Rising Star, Weekly Standard staff writer Matthew Continetti's sob-story book on how the press was so incredibly mean to Palin. If you like really dumb arguments, this is apparently the book for you. From WW's post (emphasis added):

Liberal-leaning feminists, especially comic Tina Fey, the 30 Rock star who portrayed Palin on Saturday Night Live, were jealous of Palin. "Palin's sudden global fame rankled those feminists whose own path to glory had been difficult. To them, Palin was less a female success story than she was the beneficiary of male chauvinism," writes Continetti. He holds out Fey and her TV character for special criticism. "It was telling that Fey should be the actress who impersonated Palin. The two women may look like each other, but they could not be more dissimilar. Each exemplifies a different category of feminism. Palin comes from the I-can-do-it-all school. She is professionally successful, has been married for more than 20 years, and has a large and (from all outward appearances) happy family. And while Fey is also pretty, married, and has a daughter, the characters she portrays in films like Mean Girls and Baby Mama, and in television shows like 30 Rock, are hard-pressed eggheads who give up personal fulfillment-e.g., marriage and motherhood-in the pursuit of professional success," he writes. "On 30 Rock, Fey, who is also the show's chief writer and executive producer, plays Liz Lemon, a television comedy writer modeled on herself. Liz Lemon is smart, funny, and at the top of her field. But she fails elsewhere. None of her relationships with men works out. She wants desperately to raise a child but can find neither the time nor the means to marry or adopt. Lemon makes you laugh, for sure. But you also would be hard pressed to name a more unhappy person on American TV."

If you followed that, Continetti claims that Fey and Palin "could not be more dissimilar." Why? Well, Palin "is professionally successful, has been married for more than 20 years, and has a large and (from all outward appearances) happy family." On the other hand, Fey... well... is also apparently married with a daughter, but the CHARACTERS SHE PLAYS are not. In short, his evidence that Fey and Palin "could not be more dissimilar" is that Palin and LIZ LEMON are different. And that proves that Fey is the type of feminist purportedly out to get Palin because Fey is "rankled" that her own "path to glory" was more difficult.

In other news, Barack Obama and Will Smith could not be more dissimilar because Obama has yet to blow up an alien mothership.

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    • Author by rtwmd1230 (October 27, 2009 1:02 pm ET)
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      "but they could not be more dissimilar"

      Correct. Fey is not a professional quitter.
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    • Author by The_Cat (October 27, 2009 1:07 pm ET)
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      So, they're confusing TV characters with real people now? Well, that's what happens when you so ignore reality, I guess. You stop being able to differentiate where reality leaves off and TV or any other fantasy land begins.
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      • Author by rtwmd1230 (October 27, 2009 1:08 pm ET)
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        These are the same folks who cite Jack Bauer as an expert in counter-terrorism.
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      • Author by DellDolly (October 27, 2009 1:20 pm ET)
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        But, but, but.... this guy says that Tina Fey's character is based on her, so she must be similar in all respects to the character, right? Except for the part about her being married, and the part about her having a child, that is, everything else has to be similar, right?

        End sarcasm.

        The pity is that some people will eat this up. They won't see through this sham, they won't think it through and realize that the characters that Fey plays aren't the same as Tina Fey herself.
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        • Author by The_Cat (October 27, 2009 1:50 pm ET)
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          DellDolly, you're not going to tell me that Mel Gibson didn't free Scotland, are you?!

          /sarcasm
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          • Author by juliajayne1 (October 27, 2009 2:11 pm ET)
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            Gee, I wonder if Anthony Hopkins likes fava beans and chianti with his "liver"?
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    • Author by flounder (October 27, 2009 1:21 pm ET)
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      It's funny, I was just thinking about what a moron Continetti is just this very morning, because of something he said to me about health care reform. I called into NPR's
      Talk of the Nation back in September and suggested that the Senate pursue an "opt out" public option, as a Federalist compromise, just like the one in the current bill. Continetti said it would never fly because Senators would want the credit instead of letting states take it. It is funny that his argument against feminists (they are jealous of President starbusts) mirrors his argument against health care reform (Senators are too jealous of states to let them pick what parts of health reform they want).
      http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112926560
      PAT (Caller): Yeah, hi. As I see it, the Republicans seem to be against the public option, and they want things like tort reform and also the ability to buy insurance policies across state lines. And I'm - you know, why couldn't there be like sort of a federalist sort of a bipartisanship where you said, okay, well, let states opt out of the public option, and as far as states buying - or buying insurance from different states, why couldn't states do that now? Like, I live in Arizona. Why couldn't Arizona pass a law that says hey, we're willing to accept all the rules, you know, or the insurance policies written for Mississippi. And then you can take Republicans at their word that they want to keep the federal government out of our lives. And you could say hey, the states can decide whether or not they're going to accept policies from, say, California or Mississippi or whatever, you know?

      CONAN: Well, states have gone ahead with tort…

      PAT: (Unintelligible) tort reform.

      CONAN: Tort reform, states have gone ahead on their own. Texas, for example, has enacted tort reform on its own.

      PAT: Yeah, (unintelligible)…

      CONAN: Well, let's get some - hey.

      PAT: (Unintelligible)…

      CONAN: Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, let's get some answers all right? Christopher Hayes, is there a federalist option here?

      Mr. HAYES: You know, the federalist option is not being discussed in terms of a public option, although I've heard it floated. I've read some people suggest that on the Internet. It's sort of an interesting thing to conceive of.

      In terms of the - you know, I mean, if you had a public option in California, for instance, that's a very large risk pool, and if it functioned well, that might work in the kind of laboratory-of-democracy sense to prove to other people that it's not the sort of first step down the slippery slope to socialism.

      In terms of selling insurance across state lines, I mean, just to be clear, you know, insurance companies do this. The issue is whether they abide by the local state's regulation in the market in which they're participating. And the fear about this selling across state lines is that you essentially create a regulatory race to the bottom. You end up with some state that is to health insurance what Delaware is to credit cards and corporate governance. That is to say a state that is the most lax, the least regulated, and all the health care companies, you know, incorporate and opt to use those regulations. And then you've sort of gutted a lot of the regulatory provisions you're trying to put in the bill.

      CONAN: Matt Continetti?

      Mr. CONTINETTI: Well, for better or worse, I mean, people love their credit cards, and it's pretty easy to get one. And so I think if you transform that metaphor to health insurance, that may actually be a remark in its favor.

      I hate to sound like a cynic, though, but I think the problem with federalist solutions is that federal politicians don't get any credit, and so they're less willing to entertain the things that might let these states be laboratories of democracy.
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    • Author by dmhack (October 27, 2009 1:33 pm ET)
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      Fey
      Screenwriter, Head Writer SNL, Actor, Producer, Speaks in complete sentences.

      Palin
      Failed Veep Candidate, Proven Liar, Quitter, Incapable of speaking in complete sentences.

      You know, he's right--they're not similar at all.
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    • Author by Cannonball (October 27, 2009 1:54 pm ET)
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      Reminds me of another conservative attack on Candace Burgin (sic?)for her Murphy Brown character who has a child out of wedlock. Fey's 30 Rock character is a farce, of course, but it is funny because the way she feels, if not always the way she handles her obstacles, resonate with all of us. But we don't think that just because an actor potrays a certain behavior means that they universally agree with it, disagree with it, or have even given it much thought. I know Fey and Burgin are both very liberal, but their artistic portrayals have a higher purpose than activism, to be funny. As Jon Stewart, of the Daily Show, says many times, he must be funny first or he has no audience to hear his perspective.
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      • Author by magnolialover (October 27, 2009 2:29 pm ET)
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        That's what I was thinking. About the Murphy Brown incident back when Quayle berated her for having a child out of wedlock, on TV, as her character.
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    • Author by goesto11 (October 27, 2009 2:09 pm ET)
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      I'm sorry, I didn't get past the line where he said Palin was "professionally successful."

      By what definition? Last I checked, she resigned from her job with an "official" explanation that she couldn't stand the ethics investigations of her.

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      • Author by magnolialover (October 27, 2009 2:31 pm ET)
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        Well, she did become a newscaster for a short while. Took a bunch of years to finish schooling. Was elected mayor and finished that term. Elected Governor and quit.

        Yep, if that's what we're calling professionally succesful, then so be it.

        Thing is, the media didn't demolish Sarah Palin, SHE demolished herself with her ham handed interviews, her bad performance during the debate she had with Biden, her and McCain's refusal to allow her to speak to the media for quite some time, and her constant attacks against the media.

        Someone point out a media source that wrote untruthful things about her, please, do it. I am betting that you can't do it.
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        • Author by juliajayne1 (October 27, 2009 2:41 pm ET)
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          Hey, some poster at MMFA said something uncomplmentary vis a vis her intelligence. That qualifies, don't it? ;-0)

          I mean it can't be true, since GF reads all of them newspapers she couldn't name.
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          • Author by magnolialover (October 27, 2009 3:17 pm ET)
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            That's what got me during the campaign was that she was complaining that the media was making lies up about her, when in fact, it wasn't the media, it was commentors like on our website, some bloggers in Alaska, and a few others, never was it the MSM. Never.
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    • Author by MB67 (October 27, 2009 2:21 pm ET)
         
      The sad thing is that this filthy bit of tripe will probably appear on the NY Times Bestseller list, just like the nonsense written by Beck, et al. What an idiotic argument unintentionally funny to anyone but the most hard-core right wingers.

      I especially found this line laughable:

      "She is professionally successful, has been married for more than 20 years, and has a large and (from all outward appearances) happy family."

      While Governor Palin certainly achieved some professional success, her failure to be elected Vice-President and her subsequent resignation as Governor of Alaska undermine any claim to a high level of professional success. She may have been married for "more than 20 years" but her ex future son-in-law Levi suggested ("outwardly") that the marriage was anything but happy. And why does Governor Palin's "large" family somehow make her a better person than Tina Fey, who has one child? Finally, if Tina Fey's portrayal of Sarah Palin was so terrible and/or unfair, why did the Governor go on SNL and lampoon herself during the election?

      How does anyone take conservatives seriously when they subscribe to this kind of stuff?
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    • Author by rwmacdonald2091 (October 27, 2009 2:41 pm ET)
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      Has Limbaugh been sharing his Oxycontin?
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    • Author by seroquel (October 27, 2009 3:02 pm ET)
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      I'm a little late, but the first thing I thought of was Dan Quayle and him confusing a TV show for reality.(Murphy Brown I think it was?)

      So here we are again-almost 20 years later with a similar comparison.

      Last time I checked, Tina Fey was the SUCCESSFUL one professionally, not Sarah Palin. What exactly is Palins' "professional success"?

      *chirp...chirp*
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      • Author by juliajayne1 (October 27, 2009 8:00 pm ET)
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        She got picked out of all the other beauty contestants to be a VP running mate to prettify the old codger's campaign.
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