Columnist Prelutsky: Rep. Frank should "stop phoning every number he finds scrawled on bathroom walls"

From columnist Burt Prelutsky's December 11 column posted on WorldNetDaily:

Back in 1990, the police raided Barney Frank's home because his gay lover, Steve Gobie, was running a male prostitution ring out of his condo. In 2007, the police raided the home of James Ready and arrested him for possession of marijuana. Ready, who is Barney's main squeeze these days, didn't just smoke the weed; Farmer Ready was growing the stuff. The congressman was there at the time of the raid, but denied he had any idea that those plants in the backyard weren't rhododendrons. I believe he told the police that he was perfectly clueless when it came to plant life. I guess, like Clinton, he never inhaled, either.

Because I am always prepared to grant a liberal politician the benefit of the doubt, I'm sure it's only a coincidence that Barney has long led the fight to decriminalize the use and sale of the narcotic.

On the other hand, considering his sorry track record when it comes to romance, don't you think it's high time Rep. Frank, who'll be 70 years old in a few months, should start using a reputable dating service and stop phoning every number he finds scrawled on bathroom walls?

Prelutsky is also a contributor to Andrew Breitbart's BigHollywood.com and has written regular columns for Townhall.com.

Previously:

Writer at Breitbart's Big Hollywood: "why, in 2009 America, are mulattoes invariably identified as blacks?"

Breitbart's Big Hollywood: Same old birtherism, comparisons of Obama to Hitler

Townhall columnist: "[O]nly [a] loop ... hanging from the branch of a very tall tree" is "appropriate for most ... ninnies in Congress"

World Net Daily columnist compares Obama to spousal abuser, while calling abused women "dunderhead[s]"

Columnist Prelutsky: Obama "sort of reminds me of David Duke"

Buchanan repeated discredited claim that Rep. Frank "had a fellow running ... basically a full-service whorehouse in his basement"