Dick Morris finds a group that can honor him without dishonoring itself

You know how Dick Morris is almost always wrong about almost everything? Apparently that's a quality the conservative movement appreciates in its water-carriers: Morris and his (presumably) better half, Eileen McGann, are set to receive an award from Frank Gaffney's Center for Security Policy:

The Center for Security Policy New York Board of Regents cordially invites you to celebrate the important work of DICK MORRIS and EILEEN McGANN and present them with the 2010 Mightier Pen Award at the National Security & New Media Conference and Mightier Pen Luncheon

The Center for Security Policy's Mightier Pen Award was inaugurated in 2001 in recognition of individuals who have, through their published writings, contributed both to the public appreciation of the need for robust U.S. national security policies and the perpetuation of military strength as indispensable ingredients in international peace.

I'm guessing Morris first caught Gaffney's attention when he declared that the “crazies in Montana who say, 'We're going to kill ATF agents because the U.N.'s going to take over'” are “beginning to have a case.”

In any case, their shared penchant for anti-Muslim bigotry and bumbling incompetence makes it entirely appropriate for Gaffney to honor Morris.