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Glenn Beck advertiser offers "survival seeds" as defense against "emerging totalitarianism"

March 08, 2010 6:17 pm ET by Oliver Willis

With all the companies that have pulled their advertising from Glenn Beck, it's understandable that many of those still advertising with him aren't exactly blue-chip enterprises. Regardless, you've got to give it to the folks at Survival Seed Bank - who advertised on Glenn Beck's March 8 broadcast - for meshing quite nicely with the host's apocalyptic visions of the future.

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There's nothing wrong with a business that serves some kind of demand in the marketplace, but it goes without saying that fearmongering about economic collapse followed by food shortages and citing World Net Daily for "strong evidence" is big time black helicopter stuff.

No wonder they're advertising on Glenn Beck.

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    • Author by Major Tom (March 08, 2010 6:26 pm ET)
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      What's really Ironic? If they are right, they'll all live Communally on their farms, you know, post-apocalypse.
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    • Author by magnolialover (March 08, 2010 6:27 pm ET)
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      Growing your own garden is actually not a bad thing at all. Calling it a survival garden is of course, ridiculous.

      I look at it like this. Last year, the wife and I planted a small garden. Some tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, beans, corn, and some herbs. I liked it because I knew where my veggies were coming from, and how they were grown, and they tasted better coming off of the vine.

      Prices in the grocery stores have gone up mostly due to transportation costs, as in, fuel costs. Takes more money to ship something these days than it did say, 10 years ago when gas was under a dollar per gallon.

      Why wouldn't some government agencies (probably someone like FEMA) stockpile canned food items? It's called, being prepared to help our fellow citizens in a time of need. It's not some wild conspiracy thing. It's like how we stockpile certain vaccines as well. We also stockpile oil, among other things.

      There isn't a good conspiracy theory Beck won't try to use for his own wild eyed ideas.
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      • Author by bilbo_dies (March 08, 2010 6:50 pm ET)
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        The government has stockpiled food stuffs for years.
        I have seen some of the stores, back in the 80's, and I am sure they have been storing can goods, etc for years before that.

        Kind of makes sense to be prepared for a natural disaster or something.


        BTW What the heck is Beck doing stealing advertisers from WND????
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        • Author by reanna-mator (March 08, 2010 10:46 pm ET)
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          I have to admit, I've always been intrigued by survival techniques and stories. I like the idea of knowing how to survive in a crisis-- not because I really think it's coming, but because I find the very idea of sticking it out on your own to be fascinating.

          Too bad the "survivalism" community is full of the kind of people seen in the ad here. Kinda ruins the fascination when you're seeing paranoia instead of genuine enthusiasm for self-sufficiency.
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          • Author by rumpleteasermom (March 09, 2010 10:04 am ET)
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            Too bad the "survivalism" community is full of the kind of people seen in the ad here. Kinda ruins the fascination when you're seeing paranoia instead of genuine enthusiasm for self-sufficiency.


            Most of them don't really know how to be self-sufficient either.

            If there ever was an society breaking event and we had to be self-sufficient, the community to turn to is the historical re-enactors. We've been studying how to do things without modern conveniences all along - for fun.
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      • Author by ohdemocrat (March 08, 2010 7:30 pm ET)
           
        Speaking of conspiracy theories, this company also advertises for Alex Jones' show along with the other groups mentioned in the article.
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    • Author by FGFM (March 08, 2010 6:28 pm ET)
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      I predict that drugstores in the US will be selling seed packages for around a buck a dozen in a few weeks like they do every year. And of course, the mainline seed companies have every variety you could possibly imagine at reasonable prices. This looks like a total ripoff.
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      • Author by Andy Kreiss (March 09, 2010 1:30 am ET)
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        Sure, FGFM, but are those Super Seeds grown by small fiercely independent farmers, or just regular seeds grown by normal size farmers who are dependent on people buying their seeds ?

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    • Author by bintx (March 08, 2010 6:41 pm ET)
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      I'll get my seeds at Wal-Mart, thanks, though.
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    • Author by worrierking (March 08, 2010 6:51 pm ET)
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      "Survival seeds"?

      Will Beck still be selling his seeds of ignorance?
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    • Author by oscar the grouch (March 08, 2010 8:01 pm ET)
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      "Victory" gardens in the 40s. "Liberty" (I think the code word was liberty) gardens in the late 70s. "Survival" gardens now. Does anyone see a trend? What will they be called in the 30s? Actually, a vegetable garden on the home property is a great thing. A nice vine ripened tomato beats the store bought cardboard taste, every time. Fresh corn, yum. Corn starts converting its natural sugars to starch the moment the ear is removed from the stalk. Care to take a guess at the transport, processing, transport times are until delivery at your local store. At the very least, if not growing your own, use the local farmers market.
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      • Author by reanna-mator (March 08, 2010 10:52 pm ET)
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        Right on on the fresh produce and farmers markets. I live in a little mid-city apartment, so when the spring farmers market comes around, it's a very special time of year. Anyone who doubts me-- go to your local farmers market. Just coming home with a bag full of fresh produce instead of packaged processed junk FEELS better.

        Shame something so good-natured and pure has been corrupted in the name of a partisan gimmick.
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      • Author by Mayfly (March 09, 2010 4:43 pm ET)
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        Supermarket corn now stays sweet for weeks, because it has been genetically altered. But it is not good for you. I live in the city but am able to plant a small kitchen garden every year. Fresh home-grown food from heirloom seeds is wonderful.
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    • Author by Dradeeus (March 08, 2010 8:08 pm ET)
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      Pfff-fff..... "crisis garden".... XD
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    • Author by epkklk851 (March 08, 2010 8:13 pm ET)
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      All jokes aside, I find it very disturbing that this group has jumped from internet ads to TV. TV is a lot more expensive, even if Ol'Ruprick is giving them a really good deal just to get ads back on Glennie's show. It means they have a large enough customer base, that's a lot of nutcases.
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    • Author by steelhead3686 (March 08, 2010 8:27 pm ET)
         
      They advertise over at infowars too. This stuff is laughable. Do they not realize that most people in the US don't even own land to plant this on? Also, if you could plant it I doubt you would get enough yield to "stockpile" and feed a family through a famine. Besides, I doubt food could be grown in any "crisis" that this country gets into where food is in a shortage. Anyone seen "The Road"? That's a crisis, and no garden is going to help you there.
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    • Author by angels4light (March 08, 2010 8:48 pm ET)
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      Absolutely amazing - and with a WND reference to take it completely over the top!
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    • Author by mustardman (March 08, 2010 8:54 pm ET)
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      Could be worse, it could be bobs bait and tackle fearmongering about the coming bait shortage. This is like 1 step above that.
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    • Author by rangerphil (March 08, 2010 9:13 pm ET)
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      Wow! This was on Fox, and not Saturday Night Live!???? Oh! My head hurts!
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      • Author by mustardman (March 08, 2010 10:48 pm ET)
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        What is the difference other than one takes itself seriously.
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        • Author by Benton (March 09, 2010 2:39 pm ET)
             
          I was at McD's last night having a burger, and they have Fox News on the big TV. Glenn Beck was ranting about whatever blah blah blah!

          So this commercial comes on, and after about 15 seconds I'm laughing pretty hard and look around and several others eating dinner are, too.
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    • Author by grmce (March 09, 2010 4:42 am ET)
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      I'm quite happy with my magic beans - and I only paid one cow!
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    • Author by TodaysForcast (March 09, 2010 10:37 am ET)
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      Yeah, saying that there could be a seed shortages is like saying there could be an ammo shortage. How redicu............wait a minute. Oooops. Hey why won't the seeds grow plants that I took from my Walmart tomatoes? Oooops, says hybrid on the pack. Hmmmmmmmmmm??
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    • Author by New Frontier (March 09, 2010 10:49 am ET)
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      Any leftover tomatoes? Throw them at Obama's advancing Secret Army.
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    • Author by JLP (March 09, 2010 1:18 pm ET)
         
      I particularly liked that graph showing seeds becoming more valuable than precious metals, what will the gold advertisers start to say?
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    • Author by temphandle sparing11chronicler (March 09, 2010 6:07 pm ET)
         
      Ironic. These fear-mongering wing-nut hucksters are promoting something I support, non-GMO seeds. Still, they should be sent to bed without any supper. Forever. See if they can survive on that.
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    • Author by DellDolly (March 10, 2010 12:05 pm ET)
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      This company has been rated F by the Better Business Bureau. Among all "survival seed" companies, they're about the worst, with poor quality and inefficient storage methods.

      Here's a link.
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    • Author by BrianBrawdy (March 11, 2010 1:39 pm ET)
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      Apocalyptic visions of the future? Or Stephen Colbert's "hot stink of fear"

      Like the hot stink of fear about global warming with melting glaciers, rising oceans and panicked polar bears? Like the hot stink of fear with “weapons of mass destruction” and the impending threat of Saddam Hussein? Like the hot stink of fear in bailouts for companies “too big to fail” and a potential catastrophic economic meltdown if we don’t? Like the hot stink of fear of pig flu pandemic, swine flu, H1N1 or whatever we call it now? Like the hot stink of fear over health care death panels, reconciliation or the media inflated crisis du jour?

      Pot calling the kettle black? The Inconvenient Truth of the media sowing the seeds of hypocrisy?
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