Gretchen Carlson, And to think i thought Steve Doocy had a Dumb Expression.
If i called her an Ignoramus She'd have to look it up Further Fueling my Obsession.
I guess it's safe to say Gretchen's Mother would never let her play with a Black Doll.
A Black Monkey maybe, just to help Gretchen understand the proper Nature of things & All.

Speak truth to power.


Mr. News