The latest setbacks:
A Congressional Research Service report commissioned by the House Judiciary Committee says ACORN hasn't violated any federal regulations the last five years.
The report, released by Judiciary Chairman John Conyers' (D-Mich.) staff Tuesday evening, also reports that the undercover filmmakers that allegedly caught employees of the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now breaking the law may have violated state law in their filming operation.
Separately Tuesday, a New York federal judge rejected a motion from the Justice Department to reconsider a decision that ruled a bill that stopped funding for ACORN as an unconstitutional bill of attainder.
Alabama slammer switch stuns Dems
Did the announcement from conservative Alabama Congressman Parker Griffith that he was switching to the GOP "stun" Democrats? Not according to the Politico article it didn't. The piece doesn't quote a single person, either on or off the record, expressing shock at the move by Griffith, who has regularly voted against the Obama White House this year.
Politico can't find any Dems to say they're stunned by the Griffith move, but of course that doesn't stop Politico from announcing that, y'know, Dems are stunned by the Griffith move.
In fact, check out these Politico passages which completely undercut the headline [emphasis added]:
"I don't think one party switch means much of anything, quite frankly," said [former Dem Rep., Martin] Frost. "I'm sure the DCCC would rather no one switch, but one switch is not a big deal."
"For people who have been working with his office and watching him, it wasn't a big surprise," remarked one senior Democratic leadership aide. "You connect the dots and it's not a big surprise."
Question: Do Politico headline writers even read the articles first?
UPDATED: The Politico headline has been changed:
Alabama slammer: Dems fret
Mitchell also attacks "lesbian chick" Rachel Maddow, and says Ugandans are "more than free to leave" if they disapprove of the proposed law.
"Molotov Mitchell"'s December 23 video commentary:
From the Fox Nation:
Once again undermining the supposed sharp distinction between Fox's opinion and news shows, Bret Baier took time during his nightly "Political Grapevine" segment to inform his viewers that "some interesting ornaments" had been "spotted on the White House Christmas tree in the Blue Room." Now according to New York Magazine, the Christmas tree in question holds as many as 800 ornaments. So presumably there are plenty of "interesting ornaments" in the bunch. Baier took his audience on a virtual tour of the Blue Room tree:
BAIER: They include the communist leader Mao; drag queen -- celebrity queen -- Hedda Lettuce, who boasts on her Web site about her ornament being featured in the White House; and Mt. Rushmore with a familiar face [President Obama] added.
So out of 800 ornaments, Baier decided to tell his viewers about three of them. And it just so happens that these three ornaments fit nicely into three of Fox News' favorite activities: red-baiting, gay-baiting, and suggesting that Obama is arrogant.
Unfortunately for Baier, his gotcha story seems to be missing the gotcha. Here were the very next words out of his mouth:
BAIER: The First Lady's office says local community groups were asked to decorate hundreds of ornaments but that they are unaware of these specific decorations.
Baier offered no evidence contradicting this. So why, exactly, does he think the story still qualifies as news?
It should also be noted that both Benjamin Carlson of The Atlantic and Allahpundit of HotAir (a conservative blog run by Michelle Malkin) think that the picture of Mao is actually an image of an Andy Warhol print of Mao.
As Allahpundit further observes, "[I]sn't the most likely explanation here that they [the White House] really didn't know what was on the ornaments? Why court PR trouble with a deliberate provocation via something this trivial?"
Incidentally, as Baier noted, these three ornaments were first reported by none other than the crackerjack staff at Andrew Breitbart's BigGovernment.com.
Earlier that day, Breitbart's crew posted its big scoop:
Why let a holiday season come between the White House and making some political statements? The White House pegged controversial designer Simon Doonan to oversee the Christmas decorations for the White House. Mr. Doonan, who is creative director of Barney's New York has often caused a stir with his design choices. Like his naughty yuletide window display of Margaret Thatcher as a dowdy dominatrix and Dan Quayle as a ventriloquist's dummy. For this year's White House, he didn't disappoint.
To paraphrase the old adage, from their keyboards to Fox News' lips.
Previously, Fox News' Glenn Beck called Breitbart -- who has a long history of smearing progressives -- one of the "great journalists of our time" for helping two right-wing activists selectively release highly edited, secretly recorded video of ACORN employees. Breitbart also served as one of Beck's major sources for his witch hunt against former White House adviser Van Jones.
But that's just an opinion show. It's not like Andrew Breitbart is setting Fox's news agenda.
Eighty advertisers have reportedly dropped their ads from Glenn Beck's Fox News program since he called President Obama a "racist" who has a "deep-seated hatred of white people." Here are his December 22 sponsors, in the order they appeared:
The war is over. Christmas lost.
Minutes ago, Fox News wished its viewers "Happy Holidays," thus joining the secularist politically-correct card-carrying ACLU members who have for years waged a "War on Christmas."
With the might of News Corp. onboard, surely a nationwide crackdown on crèches is already underway, and no doubt Santa and his elves will be rounded up before Christmas.
Oh, how the tides have turned.
It was only two years ago that Bill O'Reilly was declaring victory, claiming to have "won this war" against the "very effective movement underway to wipe out, in the public square, all vestiges of Christmas." He decried how "Stores were ordering employees not to say 'Merry Christmas,'" and said that "If I had not done the campaign, then the forces of darkness would have won. There's no question about that."
O'Reilly proclaimed at the time: "We were able to convince the major retailers to not order their employees to not say 'Merry Christmas,' to stop that nonsense. We won that." But now, O'Reilly is unable to convince even his own employer not to use the vicious, hateful "Happy Holidays."
Oh, there have been chinks in the armor before. Even back in 2005, no doubt due to the machinations of some infiltrator, Fox News' online store was selling "Holiday" ornaments, and even exhorting O'Reilly's audience to "Put your holiday tree in 'The No Spin Zone' with this silver glass 'O'Reilly Factor' ornament." The day after this perfidy was noted, the references to "holiday" were changed to "Christmas."
Earlier this year, it became clear that this treason against Christmas was spreading through the Fox family. First, White House correspondent Major Garrett wished President Obama - on behalf of Fox news! - "a very happy and joyous 2009 holiday season." Garrett could have been written off as a mere Benedict Arnold in the War on Christmas... but Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy also appeared to slip the next month, referring to his program's "holiday party" before properly correcting himself.
And even O'Reilly himself told Dick Morris that Morris' new book "makes a great Christmas/holiday/Chanukah book, gift, whatever."
Once Christmas' commander-in-chief defected, it was only a matter of time.
Jon Stewart and the rest of the self-described "liberal secular fags" at Comedy Central and across the country have won.
From Sarah Palin's Twitter feed:
Lots of hysterical, right-wing hand-wringing this week regarding the pending passage of health care reform, and specifically lots of wild GOP media charges that Democrats bought off members of Congress. Not literally paid them money, of course, but offered politicians legislative sweeteners to secure their votes.
For anybody who's spent more than three weeks inside the Beltway, the allegations of legislative arm-twisting certainly sound naive, since that's how the D.C. game has been played for going on two centuries now. But nonetheless, conservatives insist Democrats have stooped to some kind of historic low.
But I can't help wondering what Nick Smith thinks about those claims. Because back in late 2003, when was serving as a Republican member of Congress from Michigan, Smith opposed the Bush White House's attempt to revamp Medicare when the issue came up for a vote in November. Republican leaders quickly realized that night that they didn't have the votes and started leaning on their own members [emphasis added]:
The Medicare-related bribe allegation is all the more startling -- and credible -- because it was raised by an angry Republican member who claimed his own leadership team dangled a $100,000 campaign contribution in front of him in return for his Medicare vote. When that didn't work, according to Rep. Nick Smith, R-Mich., a fiscal conservative and former dairy farmer, party leaders then threatened to derail Smith's son's upcoming campaign to succeed him in Congress.
Appearing on a Kalamazoo radio station Dec. 1, Smith explained, "The prestige of leadership is partially at stake if the vote doesn't succeed for the majority. And that's what happened in this case. They didn't have the votes ... They started out by offering the carrot, and they know what's important to every member, and what's important to me is my family and my kids."
Smith held firm and voted no on Medicare.
The GOP reaction at the time?
And Republicans were mounting a defense, with former House Speaker Newt Gingrich telling C-SPAN on Friday that Smith was "a disgruntled retiring member" who was the victim of nothing more than the usual treatment in a close vote.
"I just think this is one of those occasional Washington mountains that's being built out of less than a molehill," Gingrich said.