And honestly, who gets angry at The Onion? Answer: Humorless right-wing bloggers, that's who. Worse, humorless, right-wing bloggers who write for Andrew Breitbart and don't read and/or do research very well. (Surprise!)
Here's the trenchant media criticism posted at Breitbart's Big Hollywood site:
Cowardly 'Onion' Ignores Obama, Ridicules Reagan's Alzheimers
And yes, blogger Christian Toto is actually angry that a satirical publication ridiculed somebody. (Noted.) But worse, The Onion totally lays off Obama [emphasis added]:
Week after week The Onion bends over backward not to satirize The One. That's keeping in line with most of today's cowardly comics, from David Letterman to Bill Maher.
Yeah, except that when you punch in "Obama" into The Onion's search engine it spits out 198 times that Obama has been featured in the mag. A few sample headlines:
-"Obama Revises Campaign Promise Of 'Change' To 'Relatively Minor Readjustments In Certain Favorable Policy Areas'"
-"Obama Suddenly Panicked After Gazing Too Far Into Future""
-"Obama Peddling Stimulus Package Door-To-Door"
-"White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase"
-"'Time' Publishes Definitive Obama Puff Piece"
-"Nation Descends Into Chaos As Throat Infection Throws Off Obama's Cadence"
-"Obama Practices Looking-Off-Into-Future Pose"
We'll wait because this one's a whopper.
The Tribune's Mark Silva pretends the right-wing's jihad against a group of small school children who sang an Obama-inspired song is news. It's not, of course, which might be why the Tribune's Swamp blog did its best to improve the facts. I suggest the Tribune correct the false report immediately.
The blatant misinformation is found right in the headline [emphasis added]:
It was the posting of the video on YouTube that brought a school apology.
Categorically false. The school where the children sang did not issue an apology in response to yesterday's hateful online crusade. Why should it?
Here is the statement issued by the school, in its entirety. Good luck finding the "apology." Or maybe Tribune editors have special, Michelle Malkin-issued decoder glasses and can locate the mysterious apology:
Dear Burlington Township Families:
Today we became aware of a video that was placed on the internet which has been reported in the media. The video is of a class of students singing a song about President Obama. The activity took place during Black History Month in 2009, which is recognized each February to honor the contributions of African Americans to our country. Our curriculum studies, honors and recognizes those who serve our country. The recording and distribution of the class activity were unauthorized.
If you have any further questions regarding this matter, please do not hesitate to contact me or Dr. King, Principal of B. Bernice Young School, directly.
Dr. Christopher M. Manno,
UPDATED: Silva and the Tribune might also want to think about at least blurring the images of the second graders who appear on the Swamp blog, since this whole 'news' charade as been one massive invasion of their privacy.
Great catch by Raw Story.
Foxnews.com posted an item about the right-wing crusade yesterday to vilify young school children in N.J. who sang the praise of the president Obama during a Black History Month event. In that original report, the Fox update noted [emphasis added]:
The tension at B. Bernice Young Elementary School escalated to such a degree Thursday that the school was placed temporarily on lockdown after its principal received death threats over a YouTube video that showed nearly 20 children being taught songs lauding the president, though back-to-school night events continuing as planned Thursday night at the school.
Soon after though, the Fox news report had been scrubbed of any mention of looming violence; it had been scrubbed of any notion that right-wing crazies apparently called the school and were threatening to kill the principal.
As Media Matters noted, the Mount Vernon City Council is none too happy about Mayor Bud Norris' decision to hand over the key to the city in a $25 per head sold-out event on Saturday. In a contentious city hall meeting last night, the city council unanimously approved a resolution stating: "Mount Vernon City Council is in no way sponsoring the Mayor's event on September 26, 2009 and is not connected to the Glenn Beck event in any manner."
That's some welcoming for the Mount Vernon native.
Beck will also be greeted by a throng of protesters. According to local media reports, a 275-page-long petition with almost 16,000 signatures was to be delivered to the city council meeting last night.
The petition reads:
Dear Mount Vernon City Council,
We do not believe the city of Mount Vernon should honor Glenn Beck's fear mongering, racebaiting, inflammatory and dishonest approach to politics. Our country is better than this.
Please take action to overrule Mayor Norris's decision to give Glenn Beck the key to the city. It disgraces Mount Vernon, Washington State, and our country to honor a national poster child for intolerance, racism, and radical right-wing fringe politics.
Early reports indicated that no members of the press except for one local reporter would be allowed to cover the event. It turns out there was some confusion, according to GoSkagit.com, the website of the Skagit Valley Herald in Mount Vernon:
Robert Shelton, a long-time friend of Beck who was handling press credentials, said that he misunderstood information provided to him from a Beck representative to mean that media would be barred from the event.
"The confusion was (Beck's representatives) were saying we are not issuing any passes, and we took that to mean we don't want any passes issued," Shelton said.
"What they were saying is they did not have the credentials to issue because it is not them (organizing the event)," Shelton said.
However, GoSkagit.com added: "Mount Vernon Mayor Bud Norris has since announced that five members of the media will be admitted to the Glenn Beck event."
That sounds like rationing. Or the media practices of the Politburo.
We can only expect the rest of the media will take up with the protesters outside.
Meanwhile, mayor Dan Pike of nearby Bellingham -- where Glenn Beck attended high school -- has offered Jon Stewart the key to the city and an online petition urging Stewart to accept the key to the city offered by Bellingham Mayor Dan Pike has 650 signatures as of this afternoon. We can only imagine his reception will be just slightly more comical.
Because it's hopeless for you.
The only, only reason this twisted tale should be touched by the mainstream press is to use it as an example to highlight just how radical and unhinged Obama's critics have become. Otherwise, this idiotic crusade is 100% without news value.
The press must resist giving into it's growing, lazy tradition of pretending every time the right-wing raises a ruckus about some trivial pursuit that that means it's news. It's not. Who cares what's "generating anger from conservatives today"? That's not news.
And BTW, that's certainly not the standard the press used when Bush was president and his ideological opponents attacked him (in a far more sane manner.) In fact, the press din't give a damn what Bush's liberal critics thought from day to day. (i.e. Angry liberals = annoying.) So the press ought to drop the phony double standard that it's adopted under Obama. (i.e. Angry conservatives = important.)
The story about little kids innocently singing a song in praise of the president is, without question, void of news value. So journalists, a tip: Show some class and show some restraint. Don't take the bait this time, because legitimizing this sorry story's going to leave a stench on you, too.
The city council for Mount Vernon, Washington was not nearly as wild about the idea of "Glenn Beck Day" as the mayor:
On Wednesday night, the City Council of this town of 32,000 distanced itself from Mayor Bud Norris, who plans to give the keys to the city to talk-show personality Glenn Beck on Saturday.
The seven-member council unanimously passed a resolution proposed by member Dale Ragan that stated, "Mount Vernon City Council is in no way sponsoring the Mayor's event on September 26, 2009 and is not connected to the Glenn Beck event in any manner."
The resolution came after two dozen people who had signed up for the public-comment part of the session spoke in often emotional language to oppose honoring the controversial talk-show host.
Beck, who just made the cover of Time magazine, was in the news recently for labeling President Obama a "racist," a statement that brought a boycott of dozens of advertisers from his Fox TV show. He is recognized as a polarizing figure.
Let's compare and contrast two articles from the Journal's A section today. One is about Obama's speech to the U.N. on Wednesday, and one was about Sarah Palin's speech to a Hong Kong audience on Wednesday.
Now, if you were a news editor, which story would warrant more time and attention? Would it be A) the one where the new President of the United States address for his first time the joint session of the United Nations and lays his vision for foreign relations. Or, would it be B) the one where last year's failed vice presidential candidate travels overseas to give a speech to wealthy investors?
If you work for the WSJ, you answered B, of course.
-Number of paragraphs in the Journal's Obama speech news article: 6
-Numbers of paragraphs* in the Journal's Palin speech news article: 10
Yep, inside the Journal newsroom, Palin's speech was nearly twice as important--twice as newsworthy--as Obama's address to the U.N.
*Corrected to "paragraphs." Originally read "words."
The chapter in Beck's new book, Arguing with Idiots, that deals with illegal immigration is really something to behold. Subtitled "The chapter Americans just won't write," it's little more than 18 pages of Mexico-bashing that have been peppered with little insets that parody NBC's "The More You Know" public service announcements. In these insets, the familiar shooting star of the NBC graphic has been replaced with a cartoon sombrero:
You start to think that Beck's only understanding of Mexican culture comes from Speedy Gonzales.
Anyway, the immigration timeline is the real star of the chapter, as it features cartoonish Mexicans wearing sombreros and absurdly thick mustaches, and a cartoon of a Chinese takeout container that's meant to represent -- you guessed it -- Chinese immigrants:
It's amusing that Beck, right above the timeline, writes that what "will get you labeled an intolerant xenophobe the fastest" is pointing out that the vast majority of undocumented immigrants to the U.S. are Mexican. Faster than stuffing your book with sombrero-clad Mexicans and other ethnic stereotypes, it would appear.
Check out this demented, train-wreck headline and sub-head:
Elementary School Students Reportedly Taught Songs Praising President Obama: Nearly 20 young children are captured in an online video as they sing songs that overflow with campaign slogans and praise for "Barack Hussein Obama," as they repeatedly chant the president's name and celebrate his accomplishments.
Yes, it's funny in a depressing kind of way if you simply remove Obama's name from the headline and read the hysterical report which sounds alarms because small American school children are singing the praise of the American president.
Hmm, I'm sorry, but wouldn't the pseudo-scandal be if they were singing the praise of another country's president? But in the loopy world or right-wing media, it's disgusting and disgraceful that kids today honor the President of the United States.
Welcome to Bizarro World, where patriotic school kids are now the enemy.
But back to this "captured" nonsense, which Foxnews.com uses in its headline in a desperate attempt to attach some drama to a story about kids singing nice things about the president. (Again, the angle is...what?) Captured. It has such a awesome, gotcha feel to it. Like, these elementary school were trying to pull a fast one but the news hounds at Fox busted them good!
The comedy is that by "captured," Fox actually means some parent/teacher taped the kids and put it on YouTube, like four months ago. But that sounds so lame and boring. And where's the hysteria in that narrative?
So in the hands of Fox, the kids have been captured. That'll teach `em!!
UPDATED: Love the "nearly 20" phrase in the headline as well. Nobody at Foxnews.com can, y'know, actually count the kids in the clip, so they go with the more ominous sound "nearly 20." Brilliant!
Scoop: The magic number of "captured" kids is 18.