"Media Matters"; By Jamison Foser
Media failures didn't stop when the war started
When excerpts from former White House press secretary Scott McClellan's new book were made public this week, you might have expected McClellan's claim that President Bush cannot remember whether he has ever used cocaine to cause a stir. After all, Bush's alleged use of the drug was one of the few negative stories about him the media had any appetite for during the 2000 campaign.
Besides, McClellan's other revelations were years removed from being timely. Does anybody who isn't employed by or related to George Bush still deny that the administration wasn't truthful about Iraq? Or that the news media could have done a better job in the months preceding the war?
That second point -- the media's flawed coverage of the march to war -- has been illustrated and explained again and again. Dan Froomkin provided a roundup of some of the more notable examples for Nieman Watchdog this week: The New York Times' May 2004 mea culpa, Howard Kurtz's critique of The Washington Post's coverage later that year, Bill Moyers' Buying The War, and more.
Earlier this month, MSNBC's Chris Matthews said of his network: "It was basically pro-war during the war ... the bosses were." CNN's Jessica Yellin, who worked at MSNBC during the months leading up to the start of the Iraq war, said this week that the media "dropped the ball" in part due to "enormous pressure from corporate executives ... to make sure that this was a war that was presented in a way that was consistent with the patriotic fever in the nation and the president's high approval ratings." Yellin said, "They would push me in different directions. They would turn down stories that were more critical and try to put on pieces that were more positive." And CBS anchor Katie Couric, who worked at NBC until 2006, agreed that the media "were remiss in not asking some of the right questions."
But -- incredibly -- some journalists responded to McClellan's statement that the fourth estate didn't perform as well as it should have prior to the Iraq war by denying that there were any flaws in prewar media coverage.
NBC's David Gregory, for example, said McClellan "also writes in the book that he think that the so-called liberal media got it wrong and was not hard enough on the administration about the war. You know, I don't know where he gets that idea. I don't know where other people get that idea." Later, Gregory said: "I think he's wrong. He makes the same kind of argument a lot of people on the left have made. I tried not to be defensive about it. I thought a lot about this over a number of years, and I disagree with that assessment. I think the questions were asked. I think we pushed. I think we prodded. I think we challenged the president. I think not only those of us in the White House press corps did that, but others in the rest of the landscape of the media did that."
Froomkin, Glenn Greenwald, and others have convincingly rebutted Gregory's (and Charlie Gibson's) assertions that the media performed admirably prior to the Iraq war. In any case, most people -- including many journalists -- understand the absurdity of the defense. It is worth emphasizing that Gregory et al are not denying that the media's failings are primarily responsible for the rush to war; they are denying that the media did anything wrong at all. If Gregory were merely saying, "We could have done things better, but the bigger problem was a deeply dishonest administration," few would argue. But that isn't what he says; David Gregory says the news media don't deserve any criticism.
Instead, Gregory blames ... well, everyone else: "If there wasn't a debate in this country, then maybe the American people should think about, why not? Where was Congress? Where was the House? Where was the Senate? Where was public opinion about the war? What did the former president believe about the prewar intelligence? He agreed that -- in fact, Bill Clinton agreed that Saddam had WMD."
But, as I noted when Gregory's NBC colleague Tim Russert suggested last year that the media relied excessively on the Bush administration for prewar news reports because there wasn't an "opposition party," the truth is that the majority of congressional Democrats voted against the Iraq war authorization. (And, as Eric Boehlert noted this week, war opponents included high-profile Democrats like Sen. Edward Kennedy. The news media basically ignored him.)
That isn't to say that various war critics couldn't have done more to stop the war, but the effort by Russert and Gregory to duck responsibility for their own failures by pointing to a lack of congressional opposition to the war is ludicrous. Either they know that most congressional Democrats opposed the war, in which case their argument is dishonest, or they don't know -- in which case their ignorance confirms the criticism that their coverage of the war is severely lacking.
But even more incredible is that David Gregory is willing to say, with a straight face, that criticizing the media's coverage of the Iraq war is something "a lot of people on the left" have done. Well, yes, technically that's true. But it is also something a lot of people in the center, on the right, and in the media -- including David Gregory's colleagues -- have done. And now it is something a Bush White House press secretary has done. Marginalizing such criticism as merely the complaints of "the left" is grossly inaccurate. It is, instead, something approaching a consensus view.
And a well-founded consensus view, at that. Anti-war voices were marginalized by the media. That isn't something "a lot of people on the left" claim; that is a fact. News reports that did challenge the administration were buried on Page A17. That isn't something "a lot of people on the left" claim; that is a fact. The false claims in Colin Powell's deeply flawed presentation to the United Nations were reported as though they were true. That isn't something "a lot of people on the left" claim; that is a fact. Anyone who has "thought a lot about this over a number of years," as Gregory claims to have done, surely must be aware of countless other examples.
Warren P. Strobel and Jonathan S. Landay of McClatchy (formerly Knight Ridder) -- seen by many as the news outlet that offered the best coverage in the run-up to the Iraq war -- wrote a scathing rebuttal to ABC's Charlie Gibson, NBC's Brian Williams, and other journalists who have denied flaws in prewar reporting: "The news media have been, if anything, even more craven than the administration has been in defending its failure to investigate Bush's case for war in Iraq before the war."
But Gregory wasn't alone in dismissing the widespread, and factually sound, criticism of the media's prewar performance as the ravings of a few liberals. Politico's Mike Allen went on a right-wing radio program to accuse McClellan of adopting "the vocabulary, rhetoric of the left-wing haters. Can you believe it in here he says the White House press corps was too deferential to the administration ... in the run-up to the war?"
"Left-wing haters." That's how Mike Allen described critics of the media's coverage of the run-up to the war.
Allen's rant serves as a useful reminder that the media's deferential treatment of the Bush administration didn't end when the Iraq war began. Just a few weeks ago, Allen conducted the most obsequious interviews of an American president in memory. The Washington Post's Dan Froomkin explained:
Has there ever been a more moronic interview of a president of the United States than the one conducted yesterday by Mike Allen?
[...]
Allen's interview started off with seven questions about Jenna Bush's wedding, and went downhill from there.
The only really critical question came from a reader, who asked: "Do you feel that you were misled on Iraq?" Bush predictably ducked it.
Here are some of Allen's own questions:
"Mr. President, I know you're going to hate this, but I'm hoping that we may twist your arm and talk about baseball for just a moment. (Laughter.) Mr. President, you're a Major League Baseball team owner again. Everyone is a free agent. You have a Yankees-like wallet. Who is your first position player? Who's your pitcher?"
"Now, Mr. President, you and the First Lady appeared on American Idol's charity show, 'Idol Gives Back.' And I wonder who do you think is going to win? Syesha, David Cook, or David Archuleta?"
"All right. Mr. President, who does the better impression, Will Ferrell of you, or Dana Carvey of your father?"
"And speaking of impressions, our friend, Robert Draper, author of 'Dead Certain,' said you do a great impression of Dr. Evil from 'Austin Powers'."
Allen barely managed to stop short of offering to peel Bush a grape. And yet he wonders why people suggest that the press has been "too deferential to the administration."
What matters most now are not the few journalists who still deny that they could have done a better job before the war started -- it is the many news organizations that have continued since the war began.
Journalists lavished praise on Bush when he declared "Mission Accomplished" rather than offering a sober assessment of whether it really had been. The U.S. media did their best to ignore the Downing Street memo -- and the establishment might never have covered it had it not been for the efforts of Media Matters, Rep. John Conyers, and progressive bloggers and writers. News reports endlessly repeated and reflected pro-war spin during the 2006 congressional debate over the war. In 2007, they went to work on behalf of Gen. David Petraeus.
And this year? This year, the media have all but ignored Iraq. The New York Times' David Carr explained this week:
Even as we celebrate generations of American soldiers past, the women and men who are making that sacrifice today in Iraq and Afghanistan receive less attention every day. There's plenty of blame to go around: battle fatigue at home, failing media resolve and a government intent on controlling information from the battlefield.
According to the Project for Excellence in Journalism's News Coverage Index, coverage of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan has slipped to 3 percent of all American print and broadcast news as of last week, falling from 25 percent as recently as last September.
[...]
[T]he tactical success of the surge should not be misconstrued as making Iraq a safer place for American soldiers. Last year was the bloodiest in the five-year history of the conflict, with more than 900 dead, and last month, 52 perished, making it the bloodiest month of the year so far. So far in May, 18 have died.
Television network news coverage in particular has gone off a cliff. Citing numbers provided by a consultant, Andrew Tyndall, the Associated Press reported that in the months after September when Gen. David H. Petraeus testified before Congress about the surge, collective coverage dropped to four minutes a week from 30 minutes a week at the height of coverage, in September 2007.
American Journalism Review senior contributing writer Sherry Ricchiardi further illustrated the lack of coverage of the Iraq war:
A daily tracking of 65 newspapers by the Associated Press confirms a dip in page-one play throughout the country. In September 2007, the AP found 457 Iraq-related stories (154 by the AP) on front pages, many related to a progress report delivered to Congress by Gen. David Petraeus, the top U.S. commander in Iraq. Over the succeeding months, that number fell to as low as 49. A spike in March 2008 was largely due to a rash of stories keyed to the conflict's fifth anniversary, according to AP Senior Managing Editor Mike Silverman.
[...]
By March 2008, a striking reversal had taken place. Only 28 percent of Americans knew that 4,000 military personnel had been killed in the conflict, according to a survey by the Pew Research Center for the People & the Press. Eight months earlier, 54 percent could cite the correct casualty rate.
When important stories have been reported, they have quickly been swept under the rug by the rest of the media. That's what happened when The New York Times revealed previously secret ties between the Pentagon and military analysts who appeared regularly as impartial experts on television news programs despite having financial ties to defense contractors that stand to profit from the war. Reports that the Pentagon cannot account for $15 billion in Iraq spending were likewise met with a yawn.
It's bad enough that some journalists still won't acknowledge their profession's role in the nation's rush into war on false pretenses. But we're still stuck in that war, with no end in sight, and the media's performance has barely improved.
















the downing street memo brought little notice in this country. in britain, it was headlines for weeks because it was released in the middle of an election, but to this day there are many in this country who have no idea what it is or says. but it is exhibit a in the whole debate. the decision to invade had been made by the bush administration months before the war, and the "facts were being fixed around the policy".
and the press has never ever called bush directly on the biggest lie he told. he claimed we had to invade because saddam "wouldn't let the inspectors in". which is truth stood on it's head. they were there, finding nothing at the sites we directed them to, and finding nothing. they were withdrawn because bush told the united nations to pull them out.
just watched mcclellan on meet the press. russert asked him if he was donating part of his book profits to families of soldiers affected by the war, apparentlly because he bears some responsibility for the invasion. i don't recall timmy asking cheney if he and his pals were going to fork over any of their halliburton millions.
russert was also doing the why didn't you quit, why didn't you speak out, thing. mcclellan was not involved in policy, he reported policy. there are a lot more people who bear far more responsibility, including colin powell. it's also not true that mclellan is just speaking up now. he said many months ago that rove and libby lied to him. russert also tried the "bush promised to fire anyone indicted in the plame leak" line. mcclellan correctly pointed out that bush "moved the goal posts" on that, because the original promise was to fire "anyone involved", and it became clear very quickly that rove and libby were involved. it seems now that rove is trying to claim that mcclellan asked if rove "was involved in leaking her identity". mcclellan made it clear that the question was if he was involved "in any way", and he pointed out that rove made statements on news shows denying any involvement.
Rove's nonsense-pretending-to-be-a-defense argument is that it was Richard Armitage who told someone first, and so anyone who told anyone else after that first leak was made wasn't a leaker.
Like somehow only one person could leak the name. That's just not true.
And shurb's blood lust has in no way abated. He's not gone yet. The media continues to be little but a mouth piece for this lust.
Fortunatly I think its finally reached the point where more people ignore the media than believe it.
The media is an absolute train wreck that will never learn or improve. It will only dwindle and fade. As they lose more and more of their audience, they will make no changes. They will only continue to lose still more.
A corporate media would seek to improve its ratings. It would cater to the majority and promote policies that don't destroy the economy. We do not have a corporate media. We have a deeply partisan and deeply stupid media.
Everyone forgets that the best documentation of the media's love affair with the war was Michael Moore's Farenheit 911.
Remember Katie Couric's famous, "Navy seals rock!"?
There were gasps in the audience every time that scene came up. Moore has immortalized those morons-- which is why they hate him so much and never fail to ridicule him. Matthews comes off very badly, too.
Allen barely managed to stop short of offering to peel Bush a grape. And yet he wonders why people suggest that the press has been "too deferential to the administration."
The lyrics to that song "Peel Me a Grape" do apply to the MSM synchophants:
http://music.yahoo.com/Diana-Krall/Peel-Me-A-Grape/lyrics/1321583#lyricstop
Julia, you've hit it exactly! I think this lyric tapped into Dick Cheney speaking to Judith Miller, Tim Russert, etc etc.:
"Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
You've got to wine and dine me
Don't try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me grape
Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "do it," jump to it
Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape"
Mary, I didn't think anyone else would appreciate these lyrics as applied to the MSM. It sounds like that cozy talk that I imagined between Scooter Libby and Judith Miller from that weird little letter. Remember that letter?
At any rate, I love this song as sung by Ms. Krall especially since she sings in my key. And I once had a boyfriend from France send me a nice (faux) polar bear rug one Christmas. "Polar bear rug me, don't bug me! I'm getting hungry........."
Oh, the poetry of Scooter to Judith: Someone please decode this?
"You went into jail in the summer. It is fall now. You will have stories to cover--Iraqi elections and suicide bombers, biological threats and the Iranian nuclear program. Out West, where you vacation, the aspens will already be turning. They turn in clusters, because their roots connect them. Come back to work---and life. Until then, you will remain in my thoughts and prayers."
That was some freaky letter. But as predicted it didn't garner as much attention as the identity of that vain guy in Carly Simon's song :-0)).
The boyfriend did not French me a fry. But he was an agreeable chap (at least for a while). Ah, the adventures and vagaries of youth. You couldn't pay me to be 20 again.
Besides, McClellan's other revelations were years removed from being timely. Does anybody who isn't employed by or related to George Bush still deny that the administration wasn't truthful about Iraq?
THis has been interesting watching the reaction to McClellan's book. The rightys have several defenses in place-- the editor re-wrote it , this is not the Scotty we knew, aliens took our press secretary,SMcC is a whore (not during his WHite House years, but now).I'm not sure who the target demo is for the book. True, those who have been paying attention are not going to be surprised by anything in it, and those who are still buying the GOP line are probably pretty resistant to anything exposed by the book.
Dick Morris was on the tube last night, and he pulled the "nothing to see here" angle. Fascinating, as he was simultaneously dismissing the book as unimportant because everybody knows that this administration is built on BS, while ignoring the fact that he has been cheerleading for them and shoveling the sh*t the entire time.
Well,
WE can expect more 'tell-all 'episodes from former White House insiders. Reason being, the American people are just now beginning to get it..... AND by that I mean THAT after some 8 years of unadulterated LYING, continuous obfuscating of the truth and outright pandering to falsehoods, chicanery and mischievous skullduggery, the complicit PRESS is now in a feigned sigh of reality-grasping stating : 'OH', Perhaps we should have looked deeper into the rationale for invading Iraq AND at the very least attempted to live up to the cherished ideals of a FOURTH Estate ( The final arbiter of TRUTH) WHICH was bestowed and chartered upon them by the Founding Fathers .By sheepishly and yes COWARDLY following the announcements of a legion of 'War Criminals' beholding to their own preconceived notions of deceit and self-interest, this shameful cowardice has resulted in 4000 untimely American deaths, young men and women butchered and LEFT to a lifetime of agonized healing, both physically and spiritually, a generation of lost Iraqi souls and enough Moolah , $$$ squandered to blood- bathe the Insiders of the Military-Media Industrial Complex for a thousand life times.
These high -priced pimps for the Administration deserve nothing but OUR utter contempt for they have traitorously misled the AMERICAN PEOPLE to engage in a war of 'CHOICE' not based on the merits of a just 'casus belli' BUT a War of Profit for any criminal entity willing to shed any sense of its common HUMANITY.
In a perfect and JUST world, The entire monstrous charade would be exposed and the participants incarcerated for a lifetime in CHAINS.
NAVY GUY:
They should be deeply ashamed.
Ah, but SHAME require a conscience. They have none ... only greed.
Well, Tex, since you bring up lack of shame, maybe this article will shed light on why there is a lack of shame from these Machiavellis.
From "The Despoiling of America": http://www.yuricareport.com/Dominionism/TheDespoilingOfAmerica.htm#_ednref25
How comforting the Calvinistic idea of a “justified sinner” is when one is utilizing Machiavellian techniques to gain political control of a state. It’s more than comforting; it is a required doctrine for “Christians” who believe they must use evil to bring about good. It justifies lying, murder, fraud and all other criminal acts without the fuss of having to deal with guilt feelings or to feel remorse for the lives lost through executions, military actions, or assassinations.
It just isn't getting enough attention.
The willingness to be lied to, the willingness to beleive their own set of "facts" (facts with no empirical basis), the willingness to forgive AND explain away evil behaviors does make them very complicit in those activities examined in the article. And they don't seem to be moved by any rational OR emotional (or even spititual) appeal to real goodness. It has turned into a brand of grubby radical partisan Christianity that is no longer recognizable to the one I grew up with. You know when people like Ann Coulter are invited to speak to church groups that something is very wrong.
I have no real knowledge of what the former Bush Press Secretary's book contains, outside of hearing/reading these several references to it. There's something I see though in these several references to the book. One is that they seem to be implying that the book contains information that, while nothing new, is nevertheless someway embarrassing to the Bush administration, or otherwise has them on the defensive. I watch little to no cable/television news, but in seeing fleeting bits of the danged thing, and in seeing MMFA's items here, it seems as though television and cable news commentary shows have shown an intense interest in the book this past week: I see a number of items here at MMFA, which seem to cite several different appearences on Fox News Channel by Karl Rove, discussing the book at length... in addition, from seeing the items here at MMFA, there seems to be some clucking and squawking about the book by chris matthews I think, and on certain morning network shows, like GMA or Today (I'm recalling this vaguely: I have not the real interest to research the specifics)...
Here's what I know, and in particular, with reference to Karl Rove discussing the book at length, on Fox News Channel... here's what I know: It is not now, nor has it ever been, the modus operandi of the Bush administration and their many co-conspirators and stooges and hacks, to devote much if any public attention and/or commentary, to matters that truly embarrass them, or truly threaten them and have them defensive... again, this is not what they do, no more than did they take to the airwaves to dispute or even counter-spin, the DEFENSE LOBBYISTS disguised as "military analysts" scandal.
What was the Bush administration's response, to the DEFENSE LOBBYISTS disguised as "military analysts" scandal, a truly threatening and serious scandal?
They ignored it with silence, as you know... and it has nearly gone away (but not really: not to people like me, and millions of others like me).
What has been the Bush administration's response to charges of using falsified intelligence to impel an invasion of Iraq? It has variously been to ignore the charges, usually in silence, but when they speak, it is in hushed and confused tones, and otherwise in a manner you might describe as "stone-walling".
Again, it is not now nor has it ever been their habit to make a big noise about something that threatens or embarrasses them.
How much air-play has Karl Rove been giving this matter? How much has Dan Bartlett been giving it? Dana Perino?
I watch little to none television/cable news, and yet in only an incidental manner, I know those names be in the news, squawking and honking about the former Press Secretary's book.
This is not their modus operandi, and you should be suspicious, as I am.
Suspicious of what? That someone is just trying to sell books? Maybe... maybe the book paints a non-criminal simply delusional and incompetent picture of George W. Bush, maybe that's what it's supposed to do, and maybe that's what they want... I don't know if that's what the book does, but I do know that's what they want: delusion and arrogance and self-deceit and incompetence are all the lesser charges this gang happily pleads to, in lieu of criminal ones.
There is something though that catches my eye, in this MMFA item... it is supposedly part of an advance excerpt of the book, and it is related and repeated above, in the very first sentence of the column:
"...McClellan's claim that President Bush cannot remember whether he has ever used cocaine"
Now, why was that part of an advanced excerpt from the book? What does that have to do with anything? Why would the Press Secretary ever even be interested in such a strange little observation as that, let alone repeat it to us in a book, and make it part of an advance excerpt?
I said it was not the Bush administration's modus operandi to speak much if at all about things that threaten them... but they happily and readily talk, and take to the airwaves, about things that threaten others.
I'm suspicious of whatever it is in Scott McClellan's book that we're supposed to read and repeat, for him and his interests, past and present... I'm made more suspicious at the sight of Karl Rove and Dan Bartlett and Dana Perino (and many others I'm sure) taking to the airwaves, giving this book so much free publicity that I understand it's #1 with a bullet at Amazon...
This is not their modus operandi, if indeed the book or anything in it truly threatened them.
"...McClellan's claim that President Bush cannot remember whether he has ever used cocaine"
I'm going to leave you with that eye-catching but strange little observation of Scott McClellan's book, now #1 with a bullet, thanks to the great efforts of Karl Rove et al, on Fox News Channel... and I'll pay you the compliment of knowing how these things work, and of knowing the Republican's modus operandi, to see for yourselves just who that strange little observation might do harm to, and how.
The WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS WAS LATE! Not Scott McClellan. Reflect back on a bunch of those press
conferences he "gave" during those recent years as Deputy WH Press Sec. It is my belief, McClellan's
answers to some of the questions conveyed an OBVIOUS message to those who were listening.
I am convinced some members of the White House Press got the message. But... DID NOTHING.
As usual, most of the esteem WH Press Corps were... waiting... to be handed the Official White House Press
Release before they could submit "their" story. Already, some are on the defensive...
They are "puzzled" and Scott is "not the Scott McClellan they knew"... Talk about better late than never.
"If there wasn't a debate in this country, then maybe the American people should think about, why not? Where was Congress? Where was the House? Where was the Senate? Where was public opinion about the war?"---David Gregory
If public opinion was stronger then the Congress may have had more courage, but if the media just did their jobs public opinion would would have been stronger.
Very well done.
Great insight; a double standard I had never thought about.
The media actively attempts to shape public opinion. They practically tell you who to vote for. But when the media's wrong, it becomes the public's fault.
When the media is caught peddling too much gossip, it's because the public supposedly wants it. When the media is caught pushing right-wing smear campaigns, it's because they had to do it since the story was "out there". When the media's candidate wins an election and proceeds to ruin the country, it's because the voters didn't warm to the other guy.
Well said.
Gregory's spent eight years covering the Bush Administration.
Just like Duhhbya and most of his dogmaniacs, he's got a real problem with the concept of honesty and responsibility.
I can only hope that the media, becomes a fact quoting mob of torch carrying villagers storming the castle of political spin.
Burn the witches, I say! They turned a House Speaker into a newt!
Fools rush in!
For me, all McClellan did was to reaffirm my beliefs about Cheney and bush, having the feeling that even before they came to power, they'd be extremely damaging to America. On Iraq, I'm even more cynical than most; I believe Cheney and Rove fashioned the 2002 Gulf build-up simply to provide the patriotism theme for Republicans to use that year in the November elections and that after their election victory, would disengage and return to the policy of containing Saddam. But, bush ignorantly bought into the idea, took what was an expensive marketing theme and began lying to himself in believing that he could knock out Saddam and make himself a hero. The more he lied, the more he and those around him started to believe the lie, too. So now through bush's war we have lost almost 4100 US soldiers with 10's of thousands scared for life, brought about the deaths of 10's of thousands of human beings and displaced millions more, wasted untold hundreds of trillions of dollars, destabilized a region of the World and created a humanitarian disaster just so george bush could become a hero. It's too late to impeach the fool, but we hope and pray the international courts will at some point take-up the challenge to prosecute bush and his co-conspirators for crimes against humanity.
And for everyone who keeps saying everyone had the same intelligence let's not forget the Knight Ridder (nor McClatchy) reporters who consistently questioned the intelligence before the war. All it took was a bit of that old-time journalistic digging.
<http://www.ajr.org/article_printable.asp?id=3725>The beltwaypress and the Bushco Cons
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"
"If seven brigades with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the presscorps said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"Without a doubt," said the neo-cons,
And shed a bitter tear.
"O viewers, come and walk with us!"
The presscorps did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."
The eldest statesman looked at them,
They wouldn't report a word he said:
The eldest statesman winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To celebrate the sands turning red.
But oyster/sheeple followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.
The presscorps and the neo-cons
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the brain-dead public stood
And waited in a row.
"The time has come," the press corps said,
"To talk of many things:
Of Brittany--and ships--and missing girls--
Of winning Iraq--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
"But wait a bit," the public cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Neo-Cons.
They thanked him much for that.
"A lot of flags," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Lapel pins and bombs besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, sheeple dear,
We can begin to feed."
"But not on us!" the people cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the presscorps said.
"Do you admire the view?
"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Neocons said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"
"It seems a shame," the presscorps said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Neocons said nothing but
"The propoganda's spread too thick!"
"I weep for you," the presscorps said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears they sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding their pocket-handkerchief
Before their streaming eyes.
"O sheeple," said the Neocons,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
Horowtiz and FPM and others have been working long and hard on distorting what "left" and "progressive" even mean in reasonable context. These people honestly think that like Vietnam, victory would already be ours in Iraq if it weren't for "leftist haters".
All I can say is I'm completely confident that the MSM will finally regain their traditional skepticism -- just in time for the incoming Democratic Administration.
We can all look forward to a refreshing break with the past and a dramatic shift over to hard-hitting Whitewateresque/Monica reporting starting Jan. 20, 2009.