O'Reilly apparently finds it odd that Kansas murder suspect is a "white-bread guy"
On the June 7 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor, host Bill O'Reilly said of Edwin Roy Hall -- the man charged with murdering 18-year-old Kelsey Smith after abducting her from the parking lot of a Target store in Overland Park, Kansas: "[T]his guy who is charged has a child and a wife. You know, he's like white-bread guy. And we're all going, 'What is that?' "
According to the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, the adjective "white-bread" is defined as: "Blandly conventional, especially when considered as typical of white middle-class America."
From the June 7 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor:
O'REILLY: "Impact" segment tonight: Kansas police say 26-year-old Edwin Hall murdered 18-year-old Kelsey Smith after abducting her from a Target store. And in Connecticut, a 15-year-old girl, Danielle Cramer, has been found in a hidden vault inside the home of Adam Gault and Ann Murphy, and they have been charged with a variety of crimes. Now, last year, more than a thousand children under 16 years of age were murdered in the USA, and about 5,000 kids were kidnapped. But only about 300 of those cases were full-fledged abductions. Nevertheless, assaults on children remain very troubling in America.
Joining us now, reporter Jane Velez-Mitchell, whose new book is called Secrets Can Be Murder: What America's Most Sensational Crimes Tell Us About Ourselves.
You know, we have a nation of 300 million Americans. And proportionally, we don't have a lot of these crimes. But, you know, when we do have a young lady going to a Target store -- and we have her on video. We'll show that little video in a minute. And some guy just -- and this guy who is charged has a child and a wife. You know, he's like white-bread guy. And we're all going, "What is that?"
VELEZ-MITCHELL: What is going on, Bill?
O'REILLY: Right.
VELEZ-MITCHELL: We have a right to ask. I mean, a 26-year-old guy married with a small kid. Now, we understand he did have some money troubles. Often that can be a stressor or a trigger. But the bigger question, obviously, is why this is happening in society to even one girl? And the answer is, sadly, we are creating in our society with the media, the movies, and the television today a hunter-prey relationship between men and women.
O'REILLY: All right. Let's -- let's --
VELEZ-MITCHELL: Men are the hunters. Women are the prey. And it's in movies, and it has to stop or this violence will get worse.
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I've seen bilges with better information than these two.
Had more intelligent conversations in a few as well.
VELEZ-MITCHELL: But the bigger question, obviously, is why this is happening in society to even one girl? And the answer is, sadly, we are creating in our society with the media, the movies, and the television today a hunter-prey relationship between men and women.
Damn you media! Causing nice white boys to act like common criminals.
And how does having a wife and kid make somebody less likely to kill someone?
I'm still trying to rap my head around these comments.
"And some guy just -- and this guy who is charged has a child and a wife. You know, he's like white-bread guy. And we're all going, "What is that?""
I'm sorry, but what is he trying to say? Can any of the usual O'Reilly apologist explain this one?
I can. He says it's unusual to find white women murdered by white family guys. He was expecting someone darker.
Correct. And in addition to not being "dark", he must not be a "secular-progressive" either, because, in O'Reilly's mind, an "S-P" doesn't qualify as "white-bread".
Trying to figure out what is going on in b.o.'s head is like kniting a shawl out of navel lint. If you put his brain on the edge of a razor blade it would look like a BB rolling down a 4 lane highway. b.o. has not made a valid point in the over 6 years I've been watching him (just for laughs mind you). b.o. does not believe in adiction. He has no idea about neurotransmitters, chemical imballances, OCD (obsessive compulsive disorders (see neurotransmitters) or anything whatsoever about psychology, science or anything at all for that matter. Seriously, b.o. believes bad behavior is a sign that the individual is bad. Prison is the only answer. No, TV, conjugial visits, no weights, no nothing in prison. b.o. is afraid of psychology due to the fact that if he checked into it he would see just how perverse HE is. I know dumb when I see it and b.o. is dumb. He is an educated derilict. I don't believe he would make good shark chum. The SPCA would be up in arms. I can only guess anybody that eats 100% whole wheat bread would be a suspect. b.o. eats Balogne and you know what they say: You are what you eat.
cmon. Are you saying that there's a lot of married killers with small kids at home.
I think if he'd have been a "single" guy, it wouldn't have been said like it was. And it wouldn't have been unusual for him to be white. Seems to me, these types of crimes are usually committed by white people but I could be wrong. Just not married guys with kids.
Studies have shown that most murderers prefer rye.
Another rye comment by Val.
Ciabatta problem with that?
Hahaha.. You're on a roll!
Maybe you can sell that joke for some dough.
It's gotta be worth at yeast a little bit.
good one! I got a rise out of that!
You two loafers knead to bag it.As soon as you pump yer nickel's worth of bad puns out of it.
Oooooooh, somebuddy's feeling a little crusty today!
Boy, what a crumby thread this turned out to be!
I WONDER who MMFA will race-bait next.
Hey doughboy, don't you have a war to go fight? ;)
Don't be a batard.
Ok that was a good one, a bit obscure but really clever.
Yeah because the problem is never the guy being racist its always the guy who has the nerve to CALL him on being racist. You are really raising the bar on inane comments troll.
Dough! There's no "HORRIBLE PUN" option in the "flag this comment" feature! Someone Halla if they add it.
I think we should all popover to the local bar and baguettes us a few brews and pretzels. Let's stay until we get toasted and then we can pan the room for some hot Puri to talk to. At least one of us may get lucky and get some focaccia and stuffing...
Dough!! .....My impersonation of Bart Simpson.
Or Homer. I bagel you to try to get these puns right.
(bagel = "beg all"). I'm ashamed of myself for even wanting to try.
Drink a quart of bush flavored coolaid and your shame will vanish and be replaced with a supercilious attitude toward this site and everybody that posts on it. You will also develop rightious indignation toward reality, truth and justice just like our good neighbors in the alternate universe called FAUCKS NOOS. Warning: You will also learn to comfortably sit thru a bushskank speach without discomfort and appreciate your bush-brown-ring-around-the-collar (which is a good thing cause it won't wash out). If you should decide to go down that road, I have some pictures of the infant bush being rescued from a dumpster behind an abortion clinic.
I meant Homer Simpson
What does it make you if you have a fascination for falafel?
Well, they're made out of chick peas, so at least it's not gay.
Rye? the liquid kind? b.o. needs to adjust his coolaid drip feed. b.o. is proof you don't need talent to be a meat sack wind bag commentator on fake noos.
Gadzooks if MMFA didn't have BO and KO there would be hardly anything to talk about!
Way to go, AnotherReality
What you say is true, if you ignore the articles about Koppel, CNN, Matthews, Hume, Murdock, Kondracke, NewsMax, Politico, Dobson, Washington Post Radio, Broder, Carlson, and Limbaugh.
And that's just in the last day and a half.
Hahaha... For you next investigative rejoinder please define rhetorical.
a test for you;
1) define reality
pass or fail, you have the rest of your life to find out what it is...
Reality is for people that can't handle drugs. Send me a pound of Panama Red (prerolled please)
How do they squeeze all that in while being a full-time Hillary campaign site?
I put new batteries in my crystal ball. Paris Hilton is running for president or she is president. Got to get some Windex. Faucks Noos is making a living off of her today. Now thats their "speed". There were more attorneys talking than the recount in late 2000. Someone start an online petition: Paris for President. MMFA can expand their audience into a younger demograohic. It's a win/win. At the very least, maybe we could help her become secretary of state or even the drug czar.
I don't know about you, but I felt a little bad when Paris started crying "Mommy".
For about a nanosecond.
She got off easy. The judge was going to make her shower with dickie cheney and scrub his back AND front. The only treatment for that is a frontal lobotomy.
And a frontal lobotomy would affect Paris Hilton how?
There was fear among the brain surgeons she could end up as dumb as bush and the family didn't want her going around uttering right wing talking points and cohosting the o'reilly factor and ending up as a gop presidential candidate and going to war against Canada and Nicole Ritchie as Vice President and....... also Lionell said HELL NO.
bush is going to Brainerd, Mn. in hopes of doubling his IQ.
Ooga-booga. Spearchucker. White bread. Three different people, and all of it on Fox News in just one week. I'm sure it's all just a coincidence and not indicative of any sort of Fox viewpoint.
My turn. What does this thread have to do with...?
Other than dangling a little "bait" out there, nothing.
Tommy, did you post this for the halibut? Cod you explain a little deeper so that I don't flounder around trying to respond.
Tommy's too smart to get hooked into that one. He'd have a whale of a time though so he might reply on porpoise. It's kinda his devil ray may care attitude...
Look, Chum- if you reely are angling to lure me into another shameless string of puns with that crappie line, walleye think you better find salmon else.
What the fluke?
I took my Stingray to a mechanic. He said I'd blown a seal.
I said fix the dam thing and keep my private life out of this.
Thank you Kip Adata.
Sea food=Mercury and neurological problems. Splains a few things here
Can you explain the context of his statements? After other things he's said this week alone I could make an assumption, but I'll hold of until someone can tell me what he was getting at?
Monk, I would imagine only O'Reilly could adequately explain the context of his statements. Anybody else doing it would be pure speculation.
I think your comment about "bait" hit the nail on the head. THs is the second incident in a week. Where's the outrage I saw when he found out the VAtech killer was a S. Korean immigrant?
Shucks, we missed our chance for bushskank to invade So. Korea. Every American would have received a free Hyundai.
Monk,
The few times I've probably even used the expression "white-bread" when describing someone I simply meant they were: bland, dull, conforming, conventional
I never thought of race, just behavior.
But how O'Reilly thinks of white-bread, who knows? Maybe he has a specific race in his head.
He may have simply meant this guy wasn't some criminal or low-life, but a family guy.
Fair enough, but I am inclined to look at things he has said in the past and notice a pattern. I might catch hell for saying this, but I can only imagine that if this guy was not a white male he wouldn't be asking "what's this".
Sort of like that fire a while back involving those LEGAL immigrants. There was no hesitation in his attacks. Or when Foley was in the news about the page scandal, it really wasn't a big deal to him. Or the fake surprise about this guy being a white family man, their are constants murder cases where the criminal fits that profile.
But I just might be loking too hard.
I might catch hell for saying this, but I can only imagine that if this guy was not a white male he wouldn't be asking "what's this".
No that's a valid observation. However, if the guy was a "family man" he may of still have asked.
I don't know Monk, I fully understand your suspicions behind what O'Reilly & Fox [in general] say & do. But I'd only be speculating, just as you are, in coming up with an answer.
True. I am speculating, I just have given up on giving BO the benefit of the doubt.
Jeter,
I think you make a great point. This post may not be much on its own, but it will likely be used as future evidence to establish a pattern of behavior of BO.
I think you may be looking too hard. I think the statement reflects the oddness of this guy being an average Jow, married with a little kid and all that. That's not usually the case with these types of crimes.
I guess I take it for granted, but my mexican wife says "bolillo" is the south american equivelant of referring to someone as a white dude. It's also a white bread they make.
And you can't spell bolillo without billo.
Jeter, Manson was a family guy.
Manson was a family guy
Beach, I think we're talking *conventional* family here, not one of those Liberal approved extended type families ;-)
JUST KIDDING!!!! Before someone here blows a gasket!!
Too late.
I'm sending you a bill for Permatex...
Were Adolph and Ava a conventional family? They had a dog.
Ah, no. Dolfie's sex life is fairly well covered in, Dictators/ In the mirror of medicine, by Anton Neumayer. Many women who did have relations with him suicided. Weirdly he was on the M side of S&M. Not for the faint of heart.
I have a book: Inside Hitlers mind. I loaned it to a friend. I never read it. He said he NEVER wants to read anything ever again about HITLER. The book traumatized him. He said Hitler would have Ava doodie on his head. Now I don't have to read the book. Hitler was as weird as Pewee Herman who is coming again in a theater near you.
I think it's just pure misinformation ... again.
I was just trying to think of the most dull, boring kinda killer I could think of. I couldn't remember his name. So I typed in some trivia and The Google turned up info on John List (the guy I was thinking about) along with information about the BTK serial killer, Dylan Kliebold, and a host of others. I'm also thinking about about boring Timothy McVeigh seemed on the surface.
And that's just off the top of my head.
O'Reilly plays a "Culture Warrior" on TV, and tries to elevate his idea of a superior culture over others. But our culture has it's own kinks and glitches throughout.
Charles Whitman, the Zodiac (theoretically), John Wayne Gacy, Albert DeSalvo...all very "white-bread". Ted Bundy didn't come off as a killer, otherwise he wouldn't have earned the trust of so many victims. Even if O'Reilly is talking purely about style and appearance, it's absurd to think that just because someone is dangerous that they can't figure out how to appear otherwise.
I know a little of the history of John Wayne Gacy and I disagree. He had anything but a bland history including going to prison for child molestation before he murdered people.
That doesn't really affect the argument much, though, huh?
Point is, evil comes in all forms, banal and beautiful, dull and outrageous. O'Reilly is trying to say that it doesn't exist in a culture he is so enamored with, implying it usually comes from a different sort of culture. And he's wrong.
Oswald?, those 2 brothers (the sons of a TV exec.) Evil is a manifistation of: anger, hate, greed, superstition, jealosy, revenge and fear. The corner stones of the facques snooz channel agenda and the regurgitated talking points spewed forth by their automiton commentators. How come I have never seen Dr. Mengle and dickie cheney together?
I think you left out "Bush Derangement Syndrome". ;-)
In all fairness to baby bushskank, he has PTSD. His mom runs around the White House in a thong. That woman could make a second fortune selling birth control pills with her story.
...and that is why she couldn't smell anything when she visited the Superdome in NOLA
"Bush Derangement Syndrome"--AnotherAmerican
Great! They now have a name for the affliction that affects Bush supporters.
; )
Isnt that the syndrome where no matter how often what Bush says turns out to be complete nonsense when they aren't outright lies the wingnuts 27% STILL believe the next thing out of his mouth is Gospel?
There is a group of republican leaders trying to convince bush we have to "fight fire with fire" in Iraq. They are trying to encourage bush to become a suicide bomber. The word is he is considering it.
If I recall correctly, he was a fairly successful businessman and was involved in local politics (yes, on the Dem side). The issue isn't whether he had a spotless past, it's how he came across to everyone around him. He was a middle-class, married with children, and active in the local community. In other words, "white-bread".
Most people aren't going to be aware of his criminal history, therefore it's irrelevant regarding his appearance to those around him.
I'll explain. Apparently whoever wrote this for MMFA must be about 15 years old and ignorant of a common phrase.
"White-Bread" means an average Joe with a wife and kid. It derives from a person going to work with a lunch pail and a baloney or peanut butter and jelly sandwich (hence the white bread). No drugs, not an alcoholic, no obvious social trauma to trigger such a bizzare murderous outburst.
MMFA is race-baiting off the dreaded "white" word when it has absolutely zero racial connotations. O'Reilly wonders shy an average joe would go off the deep end and murder someone. It's atypical behavior. MMFA in its desperation screams that O'Reilly uses the dreaded "white" word.
That's pretty easy when you get to supply your own definition.
It's also pretty easy when you just call everyone a racist.
white-bread /ˈʰwaɪtËŒbrÉ›d, ˈwaɪt-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hwahyt-bred, wahyt-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –adjective Informal: Disparaging. 1.pertaining to or characteristic of the white middle class; bourgeois: white-bread liberals. 2.bland; conventional. [Origin: 1975–80]Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.<!-- end luna -->
Origin
This disparaging term refers to the supposed bland and uninteresting nature of white middle class culture in the US. It came into vogue in the 1980s and began to appear in print then. For example, this piece from The New York Times, 1981:
Did you catch the word "liberal" in there Leather?
Nice catch, I purposely picked that one because it said liberal but of course all the race-baiters went right for the "white" word.
Either way, I doubt O'Reilly would use "white bread" for a minority. Just a guess though. If anyone can find that term in another O'Reilly show, I would love to see the context....
Careful using that word, you might be blacklisted.
"..I purposely picked that one because it said liberal.."--LH
I figured you are the kind of dishonest poster to go definition shopping. I just never thought you would admit it so easily.
Actually, "white", referring to race, was in the definition. "liberal" was in an example, as a subject modified by "white-bread".
And I know white isn't a race, but I'm low on power this am.
it also had this in there idiot "white middle class" but as usual you destroy your own arguments because of your own stupidity.
I prefer to see it as all the RACIST appologists MISSED THE WORD WHITE.
Did you even read the definition you just posted? The very first entry specifically states that the term is meant to define a segment of the "white middle class."
and no mention of the PB&J sandwich mentioned in the Funk & Wankers leatherhelmet dictionary.
Love your work.
Leather,
Race vultures, by nature of their victim mentality, will usually assign a sinister motive and inject a racial angle, even with no evidence. There is nothing in "white bread guy" that isn't in "milque toast".
However, if you make your living off of your victimhood and race baiting, then one can dig deep enough and find a racist component to just about anything. It's pathetic.
Hey Tommy- Leather was kind enough to post a definition that specified a racial element to "white-bread".
Nobody forced him.
HBL,
There are at least two definitions for "white bread guy" as you can plainly see. Those who automatically assume that O'Reilly had some racist angle to his statement are baiting without real evidence. Real racial issues suffer at the hands of these "I'm not sure what he meant, but it must be racist" kinds of things.
You are free to see it anyway you'd like, as is anyone.
Leather claimed that there were "zero racial connotations" to the phrase "white-bread." He then posted two different definitions, both of which specified that the phrase refers to the "white middle class." One would think that there would be no possible way to defend that. But once again, you're the one who's bending over backwards to find the part of the definition that fits your agenda, which is to defend every racially suspect comment made by a white conservative. And in honor of the John Gibson "ooga-booga" thread, this should, from this day forth, be known as the "Buttsex Defense."
Lol. That is pretty good.
When Paris Hilton gets out of jail she is going to open a new L.A. hotspot. The "Crabs Casino"
Tommy, I may have misunderstood you. If you're saying that it's possible BilldO used "white-bread" without any racial undertone, that's open to debate.
I thought you were saying that there is no racial meaning to the term in any context or when used by anyone.I was only pointing out that the definition posted specifically noted a racial element to it.
If I came off as "race baiting" or seeing things that weren't there, I just wasn't clear, sorry.
Wrong those who remember his apoplectic FIT when a Korean went nuts and killed people then acted shocked that a white bread guy would kill anyone even though the PROFILE for your basic serial killer includes being white, and pretend there is NO reason to see this as racist a flat out racist appologists.
Racial and racist are two different things. So it's been said that Bill's a bigot towards the brown but noe he's a bigot towards the white as well?
I think a little too much is being read into BO's comments.
Yeah well of course you dont, I DO, and that is where we are.
And of course if you are committed to being a racist appologist you just wont see racism ANYWHERE. I am as white an Anglo Saxon as you will ever see and the racism seems pretty apparant to me then again there are no so blind as those who WILL NOT SEE.
Pertaining to the chracteristics of the WHITE middle class but nothing about race in there RIGHT? The only race baiting here was done by O'falafel
I'm always willing to give Bill O. the benefit of the doubt.
Since he's been on the air a bazillion hours now, there should be ample recorded history to show us when and IF Bill O. has used the term "white bread" to refer to a BLACK guy, or maybe even an Hispanic guy.
Is Alberto Gonzales a "white bread" guy, to Bill O.? How about Al Sharpton? Obama? Has Bill O. tagged ANYBODY who is "of color" themselves as a "white bread" person?
If such a reference can be found, all can be forgiven, because after all, Bill O. will have been seen as using the term in a non-racist way.
Yeah. Sure thing.
Do let us know the very next time Bill O'Reilly refers to a drug-and-alcohol free, socially-adjusted, bologna-eating, working African-American as a "white-bread" guy. No doubt it's gonna happen really soon.
I really do not think O'Reilly meant anything by this. Is there no misinformation out there today? What about the media resources being used to cover Paris Hilton ?
It is more fun to uncover Paris.
I'd like to stay in paris for a night.
Book early, and avoid the rush, get your shots first, and dont forget your Visa. She doesn't take American Express.
Snoopy, take your own handrails and strap on a parachute and life vest in case you slip.
I didn't nor will I watch O'liely but at any point did they explain what in the media, the movies, the TV is making white guys with a wife and kids turn into hunters of young women? I have hear allot of off the wall explainations for violence but they are normaly a little more specific. Is there some Pat Robertson university study that they are going on or what?
That university should have their own TP with the regency logo on every sheet. Yhey are busy finishing up pats geneolgy. Pats great, great, great, great, great grandfather was a dinosaur rancher.They were primarily in the BBQ Rib business and made large chunk of change in the frozen drumstick business as well.
It's the Secular Progressives, of course!
I mean...what do you expect? We took Christ out of Christmas, Prayer out of schools, the Ten Commandments out of the Courthouse, and Noah's Ark out of History class! God is angry....God made the WhiteBread guy kill that girl to teach us a lesson! Just ask James Dobson!
Let us not prey
Hallelujah let us not prey
To be said at your local church
Perhaps he has alter-ior motives?
Historically, haven't almost ALL mass murderers been white and sort of "white bread", but you know, Bill doesn't want the facts to get in the way of things as we all know.
I think Cindy Sheehan called them 'freedom fighters'.
AA, I don't get it..help, please
It's regressive humor. It's not meant to make sense.
Its a good thing since they virtually never do.
Sorry... stream of consciousness on my part. I was thinking of people who blow up innocent people are defined by most as mass murderers. However I remember reading Cindy calling the terrorists in Iraq as 'freedom fighters'.
Long day. Long week.
AA, are you calling our troops mass murderers?
And are you calling every Iraqi who has fought against our forces a terrorist?
I think you were trying to criticize the terminology used by others, just thought you might like to clear up your own.
Except for (spellings) Genghis K., Pol Pot, Chairman Mao, Kim J.I., Malvo, Cesar, Sadam, And lots of others
Edi Amin
geo. bush.. oh... is he white? Chimps are white.. right? Or...?
It just dawned on me what bush' problem is. He read the Bible backwards. He heard it was written by Jews.
With bush as his name, he should have gone into the merkin business
OK CJasper, where'd you run accross a merkin? H Allen Smith is the only one I know who has used it. Topically the story was based in Texas.
It was one of the questions on Jeopardy I think. Do you know what a Merkin is? Paris' boy friends are going to want one when she gets out of jail.
"You know, he's like white-bread guy. And we're all going, 'What is that?'" - Bill O'Reilly
Quick, Fox News. It's time to do a story on this while displaying a photograph of Rep. John Conyers. Bill's mind must be put at rest at all costs!
A more apt analogy would be the Wonder Bread boy John Edwards. He's made a lot of bread and looks wonderful! ;-)
"A more apt analogy would be the Wonder Bread boy John Edwards. He's made a lot of bread and looks wonderful! ;-)"
AA, something tells me you don't get the concept of "analogy" since you aren't correctly using it--particularly in reference to my post. Or have you lost track of the post you are responding to again?
However, I am more than happy to know you believe John Edwards looks wonderful. If that's not quite the best reason to vote for someone, it's still a fine thing that you have graduated from voting for good beer drinking buddys.
Daffy duck is retiring from the movies and will surely replace b.o.
I think b.o. caught a contact high when he interviewed skankbush or he just needs a good BM to clear his head
White bread with a little mold around the edges. Bill would have been happier(for ratings) if this killer were an illegal or of a newsworthy nationality. Will Bill associate all drivers of pickup trucks with a wife and child as possible killers? Has anyone checked Mr. Halls' papers? Is he an American citizen or from some other country? What is his nationality? Is that nationality now under scrutiny?
Too bad for Bill he can't spin this into his vacuum of thinking so that he can write a new book about being safe in Shopping Centers.
No need to simply comment about what he said, lets now make up stuff out of the blue to make him look worse.
Bill Derangement Syndrome in full flower here.
The biophysiology of BDS is severe fecal impaction of the brain whith projectile diarrhea of the anterior orifice (the pie hole) as it was explained to me by Dr. Merkin Skankbush who is the presidents Proctologist and brain surgeon and who is thrilled because he can practice both specialties simultaneously on baby bush.
b.o. has written a new autobiography. Elmer Fud had an injunction put on the release and is suing for plagerism
Lettus Prey! Battle cry of the giant space bunnies.
"Lettus Prey! Battle cry of the giant space bunnies."
Reading a little too much Dan O'Neill, are we?
Yah! You remember his joke about god and banana's
"Yah! You remember his joke about god and banana's"
You may have to remind me. If I had an archive, I'd be several miles from it right now.
God made banana's first, then the banana tree for them to hang from and found it good. Creation continued, at some point the monkey's appeared. They found the bananas and started to eat them. Which distressed god. God made man to protect the banana's, but his heart wasn't in it, so the monkey's continued to eat the bananas. To motivate man God created a smile the hard way. Woman appeared. It worked man became motived, seemingly about everything, except really protecting the bananas. Civilisation rose an then killed itself in a nuclear war.
Later someone asked god if he was depressed about it and if so why.
He answered,"Yes, I have no banana's."
I like astronomy. The giant space bunnies are returning from youranus which is a deep, dark place. Never could spell any of the planets like urth. I think bush is from ineptune.
I love this place on Fridays.
Me too. Some pretty funny stuff!
I saw this conversation on the Factor and what I think he meant is what is this happening in broad daylight at a public place in America. The segment was about protecting the young(of all races) and not about how this despicable (if guilty) man is white.
I, for one, am SICK of all this vicious race baiting going on around here!
As a life long member of the caucasian persuasion I've been repeatedly victimized by the scornful humor of those fortunate to have been born as minorities. What a terrible turn of fate to have to live as a white man in America. I think its an undeniable fact that 'reverse racism' has been used to shame & humiliate us until we can barely muster the energy necessary to drive our BMW's down to the Galleria.
Thank God Bill O'Reilly is there to stick up for us.
And Tommy too.
Its a terrible fate to be a white man
Get a sun lamp and eat some cactus*@#*%#@*#@ and say hi to hendrix for me
That must be his email address
What?
And next you're going to tell me that your eyes don't well up with pity for the martyr of white bread America - Paris Hilton!
Heartless barbarian!
Listening to the FAUCKS NOOS go on and on about her kept me on the edge of my seat. fnc is superb at character assasination. On the day she Paris was sent back to jail, fnc even had judge Neopolitan (the guy whos hairline is connected to his eyebrows) comenting on the situation. shepherd smith was going bonkers and was obviously experiencing prolonged orgiastic bliss. fnc should stick to celebrities and leave politics to journalists. Did smith have his eyes surgically placed 8 inches apart? Seriously, Paris needs to learn at least some responsibility when it comes to driving an automobile. fnc is like the merger of CNN and the 700 club. Anybody that takes that channel seriously eat too much bleached white flour (37 nutrients have been stripped from bleached white flour and is essentially sugar). White bread is POISON and it is a staple in this country. b.o. wanted to give Paris life in solitary confinement with him having conjugial visits I am sure. Paris hates America. the new fnc slogan. b.o. is a perfect example of people that have nothing to live for tend to live the longest.
Honestly, this incarceration COULD be the best thing that's ever happened to to Paris Hilton. For the first time in her life, she's facing a situation in which her wealth & stratesspheric social status aren't greasing the skids & determining a pleasant outcome for her. She'll be forced (for 3 weeks anyway) to sit in seclusion & JUST F*CKING THINK! Woah. The possibility exists that she may even ponder about the world at large, & not just about her own treadmill life of shallow delights, cheesy gratifications, & pointless ego massages.
You're right about Faux News, of course. The other day, another poster stated that Faux is a television tabloid rather than a news operation. They hit the nail right in the head with that one. Faux is set up to cover the lurid but relatively unimportant events that their viewer base so hungers for. If their talking heads are gleefully piling on to Hilton's problems, its simply because they know that most American's are enjoying seeing her brought down a peg or two. After all, mindless pandering equals ratings. They have their Paris defenders mind you... Geraldo comes immediately to mind... because SOMEBODY there has to weep over the travails of wealthy white people. But, if Faux's over all tone towards Hilton is negative, it's because... for the right price... they're more than willing to eat their own.
I am impressed by your perspicacity and also your great insight into the machinations of PHAUGH NIEUZ. Seriously though, How come sheperd smiths eyes are 9 " from each other? Is it for improved steroscopic vision? Is it to fill in the screen for HD TV? Also, since you brought it up, what does shep do anyway? I think Paris' publisist has been feeding her things to transcribe. Some of the things I heard her write about the troops and such, seemed beyond the capabilities of her mind and in fact fnc had to hire outsiders to articulate "her" releases to the press. I think this is a gop conspiracy, and Paris will be the gop Pres. candidate in 2012. All they have to do is prove Paris has used cocaine and sucked back some brewskies and drank some beers.
The BTK killer was pretty 'white bread'. And , suprise suprise, a conservitive. Oh, and leather helmet, MMFA wasn't race baiting anybody. You might try loosening up that leatherhelmet of yours. Your comments are some of the most lame that I've seen on this site.
It doesn't fit his model of evil. What?! No dark skin long beard or fabric head gear? This must be a setup.
Just think. If Sombreros had been a religious tradition, it would be easy to round up illegals in the US.
I do not know I think this was more a poor choice of words than him trying to insinuate blacks or minorities are the only one's who commit crime. I think what he was trying to say is he does not fit the criminal profile