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Beck asked, "[Y]ou ever just pictured Ted Kennedy naked?"

January 29, 2008 6:33 pm ET

Discussing Sen. Ted Kennedy's endorsement of Sen. Barack Obama, Glenn Beck asked Republican strategist Amy Holmes, "[Y]ou ever just pictured Ted Kennedy naked?" Beck added, "[Y]ou know, that picture with him with his shirt off just kind of pops into your head. And you're like, 'OK, I won't have children now.' "

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On the January 28 edition of his CNN Headline News program, while discussing Sen. Edward M. Kennedy's (D-MA) endorsement of Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL), Glenn Beck asked Republican strategist Amy Holmes, "[Y]ou ever just pictured Ted Kennedy naked?" Holmes responded, "Is that when you're supposed to be talking to a crowd? I thought you were supposed to picture yourself naked." Beck continued: "I don't know when but sometimes, you know, that picture with him with his shirt off just kind of pops into your head. And you're like, 'OK, I won't have children now.' "

Beck began their discussion of Kennedy's endorsement by asking, "How much weight does an endorsement from Ted Kennedy carry? Wow, that was a cheap joke." Holmes later referenced this comment, stating: "And so throwing his weighty support, as you put it, behind Barack Obama is actually meaningful in a practical sense."

Beck introduced Holmes as "CNN's contributor," but she is also a Republican strategist and former speechwriter for former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-TN).

From the January 28 edition of CNN Headline News' Glenn Beck:

BECK: Well, in the history of American politics, there is nothing quite like the Kennedy mystique. JFK made such a large impression on many people, especially young women, that even his relatives, as unimpressive as they may be, still -- still wield a certain amount of power, surprisingly enough.

So it was big news today when Ted Kennedy, heir to the liberal monarchy, threw his full support behind Barack Obama, even though Hillary apparently practically begged him not to. But exactly how much weight does an endorsement from Ted Kennedy carry? Wow, that was a cheap joke.

For answers now, let's check in with CNN's contributor Amy Holmes. Amy.

HOLMES: Hello.

BECK: How are you?

HOLMES: Good. How are you doing?

BECK: Good.

HOLMES: Good.

BECK: You ever -- if you're trying just to get through something, you ever just pictured Ted Kennedy naked?

HOLMES: Is that when you're supposed to be talking to a crowd? I thought you were supposed to picture yourself naked. I don't know.

BECK: I don't know when, but sometimes, you know, that picture with him with his shirt off just kind of pops into your head. And you're like, "OK, I won't have children now."

HOLMES: I try not to think about that.

BECK: OK. Is Ted Kennedy -- I tried to figure this out on Friday with The New York Times. When they endorsed John McCain, was it kind of like an actual endorsement for Mitt Romney? Were they like, "I know this will piss them off, so we're actually wanting Mitt Romney to run"?

HOLMES: Right.

BECK: Same with Ted Kennedy. Is there anyone -- is there anybody that goes, "Oh, Ted Kennedy is for Obama. Sign me up."

HOLMES: Well sure, in the case of Ted Kennedy, the Democratic primary -- the Democratic Party members who elect him. He's still --

BECK: Come on, the Democrats don't really like him. They just tolerate him.

HOLMES: Oh, no, no, oh --

BECK: He's a Kennedy. He's like, whatever.

HOLMES: Glenn, you have to remember that Ted Kennedy is chairman of the very powerful Health, Education, and Labor -- Labor, underlining that word -- Committee [sic: Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee].

BECK: Because he's a Kennedy.

HOLMES: And so throwing his weighty support, as you put it, behind Barack Obama is actually meaningful in a practical sense.

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    • Author by atheist (January 29, 2008 6:38 pm ET)
         
      Fugly Becky has a lot of guts to criticize Kennedy about his looks.
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      • Author by tex (January 30, 2008 11:35 am ET)
           

        I'm reminded of that great comedy scene in the film "AIRPLANE!", where Peter Graves played Captain Oveur.

        A young boy is invited to visit "the cabin" and see how the airplane was piloted, and the kid was thrilled. In the cockpit, we find Capt. Oveur has a creepy secret. Out of nowhere, Oveur asks the kid, "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

        Instantly, we know we're dealing with a pervert and possible pedophile.

        Creepy, weird, and perverted comments coming out of nowhere can trigger "Oh, my God!" laughter in a comedy movie. Peter Graves was playing a part, and going for laughs.

        Beck is not playing a part. He's the REAL Capt. Oveur, a creepy, weird, and perverted HOST of a supposedly current-event based "news" show.

        Apparently, Peter Graves' "art" was realistically imitating "life". 

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    • Author by hstybuf6553 (January 29, 2008 6:39 pm ET)
         
      I saw Kennedy at LAX.  I could not believe how corpulent he was.  He could only stumble towards his plane with the assistance of a cane in each hand.
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      • Author by snoopy (January 29, 2008 6:47 pm ET)
           
        I saw security had to open the dock doors to let your big fat head out the other day.
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      • Author by wzwriter (January 30, 2008 11:17 am ET)
           

        I saw Kennedy at LAX.  I could not believe how corpulent he was.  He could only stumble towards his plane with the assistance of a cane in each hand.

        Teddy Kennedy broke his back in a plane crash back in 1964.  That might explain the canes - I know I have trouble walking sometimes, and I have four herniated discs from car accidents.  And I'm 20 years younger than Teddy.

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        • Author by atheist (January 30, 2008 1:28 pm ET)
             
          His back condition could very well explain his heavy weight.
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          • Author by wzwriter (January 30, 2008 3:26 pm ET)
               

            It could.  I know first-hand how hard it is to be active with a back injury.  And it gets harder as we age.

            Funny how people who think nothing of criticizing Ted Kennedy's appearance get SO-O-O-O bent out of shape when any of us liberals criticize Rush Limbaugh or Ann "The Man" Coulter.....

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      • Author by wolf kotenberg (January 30, 2008 11:45 am ET)
           
        My parent's always told me not to make fun of bigger people, for it might be a disease the person has no control over. Usually those who ignore these warnings end up being punished in the long run. Don't make fun of what individuals look like. Mr Beck might be a tv hunk but inside he is ugly.
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    • Author by johnny_nyc8351 (January 29, 2008 6:40 pm ET)
         
      Now see, if Howard Stern had said this...

      Never mind.
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      • Author by clams casino (January 29, 2008 11:10 pm ET)
           
        You'll notice that Howard Stern doesn't have a prime time program on CNN.
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        • Author by H-Man (January 31, 2008 9:43 am ET)
             

          Nor is Howard Stern a political pundit. I guess news agencies having porn stars on every night would be ok in your (Johnny's) book. Of course we all know that Beck is no better than the average shock jock. But if CNN is going to legitimize him with his prime time slot then he needs to be slightly more responsible with his choice of words.

           

           

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    • Author by juliajayne (January 29, 2008 6:46 pm ET)
         
      I saw Denny Hastert once at DFW making a connection to another plane. His thunderous thighs made the airport shake and the plane had to carry extra fuel for his corpulence. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Sheesh. Do come back when you have something just a smidge more meaningful. Who cares about someone's corpulence. 60% of America is overweight.
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      • Author by juliajayne (January 29, 2008 6:49 pm ET)
           
        And why is idiot boy Beck picturing Kennedy naked? I can see the jokes are going to write themselves on this thread.
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        • Author by yfoster1299519 (January 29, 2008 9:10 pm ET)
             
          And who could imagine seeing Glenn Beck naked, either?  And why is he imagining seeing any man naked unless he's finally coming out of the closet himself.  
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          • Author by foghornleghorn (January 30, 2008 2:17 pm ET)
               

            I just imagined being the doctor who performed Beck's hemmeroid-oscopy. 

            Now excuse me while I throw up.

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      • Author by pete592 (January 29, 2008 7:01 pm ET)
           
        Yeah, I was on that flight.  Denny bought three seats, two for him, one for his stack of pizzas.
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      • Author by atheist (January 29, 2008 7:05 pm ET)
           

        Off topic, kind of ... this Scientific American article, "The overblown obesity epidemic", is a great read.

        http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=000E5065-2345-128A-9E1583414B7F0000

        By exaggerating the risks of fat and the feasibility of weight loss, Campos and Oliver claim, the CDC, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services and the World Health Organization inadvertently perpetuate stigma, encourage unbalanced diets and, perhaps, even exacerbate weight gain. "The most perverse irony is that we may be creating a disease simply by labeling it as such," Campos states.

        The three surveys--medical measurements collected in the early 1970s, late 1970s and early 1990s, with subjects matched against death registries nine to 19 years later--indicate that it is much more likely that U.S. adults who fall in the overweight category have a lower risk of premature death than do those of so-called healthy weight. The overweight segment of the "epidemic of overweight and obesity" is more likely reducing death rates than boosting them.

         

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        • Author by MiddleLeft (January 30, 2008 11:28 am ET)
             

          it is much more likely that U.S. adults who fall in the overweight category have a lower risk of premature death than do those of so-called healthy weight.

          Thanks for the link. That is a good article.  The dissident researchers quoted are a political scientists and a lawyer but they make a good argument.   The quote above is probably why Scientific American stated;

          "a careful look at recent epidemiological studies and clinical trials suggests that the critics, though perhaps overstating some of their accusations, may be onto something."

          Here is another quote not from the dissidents. "If you really look at the medical literature and think obesity isn't bad, I don't know what planet you are on," says James O. Hill,"

          The interpretation is that mild obesity isn't nearly as bad as was expected  because... "It may be, Gregg suggests, that better diagnosis and treatment of high cholesterol and blood pressure have more than compensated for any increases from rising obesity.

          Extreme obesity is still bad but mild obesity can be OK if you get medical attention for any related problems.

           

            

           

           

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          • Author by atheist (January 30, 2008 1:19 pm ET)
               

            Extreme obesity is still bad but mild obesity can be OK if you get medical attention for any related problems.

            IF any problems exist.  Some obese people have zero health problems. 

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            • Author by atheist (January 30, 2008 1:27 pm ET)
                 

              Btw, the latest Utne Reader has a great article, "Love Your Fat Self", that addresses the obsessive hatred of fat people.

              http://www.utne.com/2008-01-01/Politics/Love-Your-Fat-Self.aspx

              Political scientist J. Eric Oliver, an expert in obesity, argues in his 2005 book Fat Politics: The Real Story Behind America’s Obesity Epidemic that the health risks of obesity have been grossly exaggerated. Being fat, he maintains, is not equivalent to being unfit. Fitness, not weight, is actually the most accurate measure of a person’s health and life expectancy. Even a group of researchers at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention acknowledge that “evidence that weight loss improves survival is limited.”

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            • Author by finarfin (January 31, 2008 12:13 pm ET)
                 
              Atheist, this will not mean that they will remain always healthy. Obese people are healthy in their youth, but as they age there risks of every which related disease increases greatly. Sure there are a few active obese people that are reasonably healthy, but this does not mean all obese folks are active, most of them became obese because of their inactivity! the fact is that obese people run a HIGHER risk of certain diseases.
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    • Author by IRONY 101 (January 29, 2008 6:53 pm ET)
         

      And I saw pasty-face, dough boy Dick Morris up close...

      But anyway... how much creepier can Glenn Beck get? Picturing Ted Kennedy naked...?

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    • Author by T-Hone (January 29, 2008 6:57 pm ET)
         

      Beck added, "[Y]ou know, that picture with him with his shirt off just kind of pops into your head. And you're like, 'OK, I won't have children now.'"

      Sounds like Kennedy has done this country a great service then! 

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      • Author by snoopy (January 29, 2008 7:10 pm ET)
           
        I thought you were discussing that nude photo op of Kissinger.
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      • Author by unitarianpatriot (January 30, 2008 4:49 pm ET)
           
        If only Beck's parents had seen that photo about 10 months before he was born. If only ...
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    • Author by pbg (January 29, 2008 7:11 pm ET)
         
      I'll see you a Hastert and raise you two Kagan brothers...
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    • Author by bruce1ace (January 29, 2008 7:17 pm ET)
         
      See, these are the kinds of questions that the right-wing pundits ask that have caused Republicans to do so well over the past 30 years.  It's this type of insight that must be stopped, and THANK GOD Media Matters for America is on top of this, exposing this right wing trickery for what it is.  Because honestly, I think Beck was about to change about 16 million people's minds with that gem of a question. 
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      • Author by bittermarv (January 29, 2008 9:26 pm ET)
           
        Actually, it's precisely this kind of crap that has gotten us to where we are.  Instead of focusing on issues, regressives focus on nonsense.  This lets them con a segment of society into voting against their own and society's best interests.  To regressives, it's more important to talk about Madrassas, supposedly shrill voices, and haircuts than it is to talk about policies of a president that have set this country back significantly.
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        • Author by tommy (January 29, 2008 11:04 pm ET)
             
          Yes, it's simply outrageous.  While "regressives" talk of such irrelevencies, "progressives" focus on that darn media obsessively calling certain candidates "mavericks", or whether another one sits on 9/11 too much, or if another has "big shoulders" or not......yep, those "crap"-less progressives, it's nothing but issues, issues, and issues for them.
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          • Author by wookie (January 30, 2008 8:58 am ET)
               
            That's a big part of it, yeah. The right has turned political debate into Gore's a stiff, Dean screams, Hillary cackles, thus we have to vote for broad shouldered mavericks. They call it the marketplace of ideas.
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            • Author by tex (January 30, 2008 11:37 am ET)
                 

              WOOKIE:

              Brilliant analysis. Bravo. 

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            • Author by dave_chicago (January 30, 2008 11:52 am ET)
                 

              "The right ... calls it the marketplace of ideas."

              Absolutely. Then there's the right's "insanity pleas". Gore's insane, Dean's insane, Richard Clarke's insane. Edward's a sissy. Kerry's a Frenchman.

              The right's marketplace of ideas is more like a school playground.

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        • Author by Limit Corp. Ownership (January 30, 2008 12:13 am ET)
             
          Good point Bitter.
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        • Author by dave_chicago (January 30, 2008 11:18 am ET)
             
          Good points, all true.
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      • Author by Limit Corp. Ownership (January 30, 2008 12:12 am ET)
           

        All Cons are not as sophisticated as you Bruce.

        I think that's pretty well documented.

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      • Author by dave_chicago (January 30, 2008 11:24 am ET)
           

        "these are the kinds of questions that the right-wing pundits ask that have caused Republicans to do so well over the past 30 years. "

        You're right. Beck's unoriginal brand of red-meat, hate-mongering demonization (a spinoff of Limbaugh's, just like all the other hate-talk wannabes) actually appeals to the right-wing. Therein lies the attraction. The right-wingers love it, eat it up and parrot it. And come back for more. It fires-up the base, boosts ratings, and earns Beck more dollar$.

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      • Author by roundhouse (January 30, 2008 6:17 pm ET)
           
        "Because honestly, I think Beck was about to change about 16 million people's minds with that gem of a question." B1

        Like it or not, 98% of the electorate vote primarily from the gut, not from any alignment of policy issues. So yeah, this kind of stuff is definitly an effective form of manipulation. If people truly voted on policy and position they would not have voted for the party of big business like they have for the last 30 years. People like Beck and Limbaugh and Boortz have been very successful using these tactics to convince working people that their interests are the same as billionaires.

        And if this stuff didn't work in turning public opinion, do you think the partisan pundits would continue to implant these kinds of images?

        Fortunately, MMFA is here to show people what an embarassment is Beck and expose his ways. Frankly, I see your diminishment of MMFA on this matter as a tacit endorsement of Beck's junk punditry. Say it ain't so.
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    • Author by greekfurnace (January 29, 2008 7:18 pm ET)
         
      Dumb-guy humor at its best/worst. THIS is the guy I imagine wanting to 'drink a beer' with Bush... this is it. They'd have a grand ol' time.
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    • Author by kelso rich (January 29, 2008 7:24 pm ET)
         

      One thing about Glenn's lame shtick that gets me is that he expresses all these ridiculously distasteful and immature statements day after day.. 

      But then every once in a while, he'll put on the reading glasses, while wearing the 'serious' face and use the somber tone.. and now all of a sudden he's supposed to taken seriously?  

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    • Author by mcnairbo6573 (January 29, 2008 10:01 pm ET)
         
      No but I've pictured Glen Beck having ass surgery gone bad.  Yecccchhhh!  God.  Now how do I get that image out my head?
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    • Author by Chromium (January 29, 2008 10:42 pm ET)
         

      To give you the proper frame of reference:

      http://fatboy.cc/fatboyscrapbook.htm 

       

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      • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (January 30, 2008 10:22 am ET)
           
        Is that Beck's site? Or is there another guy obsessed with Ted out there? Creepy.
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        • Author by Chromium (January 30, 2008 1:35 pm ET)
             

          No, it's someone else's site.  And it IS creepy.

          I'm the owner of a couple of Harleys, and several years ago was looking for info on the Fat Boy motorcycle and found this site.  This site was nothing like what I had expected... 

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    • Author by Limit Corp. Ownership (January 30, 2008 12:01 am ET)
         

      Hmmm,...

      This man is sick.  This is now the "Media?"

      I'm heartbroken for America.  This is the "Media?"  This man is sick...twisted.

      Beck is a disgrace to America.  I thank Media Matters for highlighting it.  We've got to look at it. 

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    • Author by moe (January 30, 2008 6:11 am ET)
         
      Note to CNN Headline News (There's the real joke):  You pay for someone like the Beaver, you get what you deserve. Once again, the Beaver is just being who he is...the Beaver.
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    • Author by dave_chicago (January 30, 2008 11:16 am ET)
         
      Infantile as Beck's comment as, the same word can be used to describe Beck's loyal viewers. They tune-in every day because they expect this kind of thing, and they want it.
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    • Author by finarfin (January 30, 2008 1:15 pm ET)
         
      I really do not understand where the misinformation is. Is it that Kennedy was never imagined naked by Holmes? but how is MMFA supposed to know that? I think they just threw you a bone, seeing how the posters hate beck so much and love to talk about it.

      How are his comments crude or base? he was trying to b cute, and he succeeded. I think that your problem is that you hate him so much, If anyone of you is a real human you would have experienced that when one is pissed or hateful, attempts by others at being cute are not taken well.

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      • Author by atheist (January 30, 2008 1:32 pm ET)
           
        They were discussing Kennedy's endorsement of Obama.  Don't you find it a little odd that Kennedy's unclothed body and overweight came into the discussion ???  This wasn't on Comedy Central or E!, it was on a upposedly reputable news network.
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        • Author by Lorelei (January 30, 2008 3:07 pm ET)
             
          Thats the whole thing in a nutshell, when it comes to discussing the actual "news" beck throws in a personal attack, then they do not have to discuss the actual news, just bandy about the nakedness of the attacked.
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    • Author by August Heat (January 30, 2008 2:04 pm ET)
         

      That was a Freudian slip.  I bet you Beck pictures a lot of liberals naked.  It's a conservative thing.  You wouldn't understand.

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    • Author by allisonarf8792 (January 30, 2008 2:36 pm ET)
         
      Beck is a sick, sick man. I'm surprised he didn't do any Chappaquiddick jokes (which Coulter and Hannity do all the time).
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    • Author by hstybuf6553 (January 30, 2008 5:18 pm ET)
         
      I really wanted to kick one of those crutches out from under him, but my wife restrained me.
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    • Author by robrob (January 30, 2008 5:34 pm ET)
         

      finarfin,

      "I really do not understand where the misinformation is. Is it that Kennedy was never imagined naked by Holmes?"

      The misinformation was in digressing from the subject of Kennedy's political support of Obama into a fantasy observation about his naked body.

      Germaine? No. Why bring it up?

      If Rush Limbaugh comes out supporting candidate "X" do you anticipate Beck will also discuss Rush's "naked torso glistening in the moonlight?"

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      • Author by dunstvangeet (January 30, 2008 10:18 pm ET)
           

        Ah, my eyes!  My bloody eyes!  It burns!

        Thanks for that truely distrubing image.

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      • Author by finarfin (January 31, 2008 4:07 pm ET)
           
        "The misinformation was in digressing from the subject of Kennedy's political support of Obama into a fantasy observation about his naked body."-robrobHow is this misinformation? In "digressing" from his subject is Beck providing some sort of information that can be labeled as "conservative" and "misinformation?" Personally, his digress is actually lacking in any perceivable political bias.

        How many times do you have to be told that this was no actual fantasy about Kennedy’s body? He is referring to the saying that 'people who intimidate you should imagine naked', but of course you know this you just like to make fun of Beck.

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    • Author by H-Man (January 31, 2008 9:44 am ET)
         
      Hey Kettle who are you calling ugly naked?
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