Bernie Goldberg on Media Matters: "Screw them. Screw them. ... They're throwing spitballs at battleships. Bring it."
February 11, 2009 10:03 pm ET
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Keep turning the screws, MMFA! Don't let up!
Goodbye Goldberg. Substance couldn't make it into the third round.
Bernie motivates a conservative to murder liberals
Congrats faux and am hate radio.
Battleship Bernie..nice ring to it. Like a tin can...ting.
I hope he gets that new nickname...JAGOFF Bernie is too good for him. BATTLESHIP BERNIE..sounds great.
Battleships?
Battleships?
Try garbage scows, Bernie.
HUMORLESS...Bernie Baby, I find you one of the funniest people around. Your satire, witty and honest writings have me rolling in the aisles...WAIT, my Princess is telling me that your writings are serious.....well, if that is the case, you are THE funniest person I know..HUMORLESS my butt.
Anyone notice how TOUGH these "little kittens" happen to be with their security and sitting behind a mike on TV... Bernie Baby, come on, pay-per-view...you, me and the gloves.
And for you Bill-O, you should have sent flowers to your phone buddy before trying to man-muscle her into submission. Could've saved you a few bucks. A$$HOLES, the both of them.
Bernie Baby, if MMFA doesn't screw you, will you be mad at them? Will you tell them that they will never work again?
Bernie Baby, you are forgetting something. You've written trash, it is in print and everybosy sees it. OR, has MMFA cost you a few bucks and a little bit of pride swallowing for being a hack? Mrs. Goldberg must be proud of her bravado Battleship Baby Boy.
Yes GG.... BillO knows his show is comedy.... like Bernie, Rush and Ann know their nothing more than a sick brand of humor as well....
The not so funny part is that a sizable portion of their listeners/followers don't seem to realize it!
Between Goldberg and the Townhall reporter alarmed at the YouTube video of the kid from the dentist's office, I just can't understand what the deal is. Does BOR just bring them on to make himself look more rational?
But Goldberg was right to compare himself to a battleship. The U.S. has mothballed all of our battleships because they no longer have a purpose in our current landscape.
Really Bernie? MMFA must have misquoted you. We don't throw spitballs at battleships. What we do is Battle Bullchit. And you leave plenty behind every day. The pile must must seem as big as a battleship. Remember what happened to your poor misunderstood friend Bushie when he said "bring it on". Years later and trillions in debt--the economy in shambles (aided and abetted by your friends on Wall Street of course so Bush can't take all the credit) and what do we have? Has the 'mission' really been accomplished? Depends who you ask I suppose. Haliburton has certainly done well. Well--we won't be asking you. You're irrelevant.
Cut and paste this Bernie:
Pressure must be kept on these people and somehow prevent them form spewing lies to the american people simply for ratings.
At this point, we cannot afford to have people ranting in counterproductive ways; we need to rally together and repair our broken economy
Guess this means that little ole Bernie Goldberg follows us here at MMfA....
That means there's a chance I my post just might be read by either him or one of his simple minded producers.... kinda like BillO or Rush?
Wow MMfA.... you must be getting close to the truth with your critiques of these people for them to have such a reaction...
Awe.... Bernie... your so cuddly when your angry!
Bill, you play the tough guy role so well. Come out into the real world. I dare you to get into the faces of the people you talk tough to over the radio and the TV. I'm willing to bet, you'd get knocked the f*** out. I'd pay good money to see it. It would be funny, and I'm sure it would be a hit on Youtube. Send your producers to my house, or Fox security, heck, I'll give you the address, and then you'll see how a liberal defends his house with a 12 gauge semi automatic Benelli shotgun.
Thing is, they don't go after what MMFA has said about them, or the facts
Not needed. Just mention George Soros. That's proof enough for his audience.
Bernie's nexr comment to MMfA:
"You sank my battleship!"
Taunting=fighting to you, sig? MMFA calmly points out Goldberg's lies, what else would you like them to do?
By the way, tough talk Mr. Goldberg. Still afraid of Kurtz?
Bernie Richard Goldberg. Had to be some type of Dick with this liar.
Battleship Bernie...or BS Bernie. Seriously Battleship, whatever MMFA said about you was a joke. Come on with the humor. You seemed to miss the point of MMFA. It only exposes conservative misinformation. What is the big deal? Your literary nonsense is a joke. We have HUMOR.
I think Bernie was right on the money with this. After all, battleships are old, slow, technologically outdated vessels that had had little practical value since the end of World War II. I believe the US Navy, understanding how useless they are in today's world, retired them all.
Perhaps we should congratulate Goldberg for this all too rare moment of insight.
Who gets to play Barbara Billingsly? Would having your hair tousled by her be a sensual experience?
If not then yes, selfevidently yes. But I don't see you noticing it. One of those funny strange, versis funny ha ha, things.
Great Job MMFA. You know you're getting under their skin when they have to resort to empty threats.
Really professional and classy Mr. Goldberg and BILLO. Keep Up the False Bravado!!!!!
Keep up the pressure MMFA.
Peace
Sheesh, you'd think these "writers" would have learned this long ago,
The pen is mightier than the sword. In this case the pen of MMFA is powerful because it is penning the truth.
So, yes spitballs of truth will sink a battleship, always has , always will.
Here it is in manly slogan form so Bill and his bs buddies will understand,
Write Baby, Write!
Battleship Bernie..nice ring to it. Like a tin can...ting.
Ahhaaaaaaa! Bravo.
KEEP UP THE FANTASTIC WORK, MEDIA MATTERS FOR AMERICA! I LOVE WHAT YOU DO!
Ah, yes, to battle with Bernie. It would be the battle of wits with the unarmed. Or perhaps, it's more like Goldberg bringing a flaccid, rubber knife to a gun-fight.
Time to sell your ship for scrap, Bernie. You're laughable.
Hey Goldberg, you pr*ck - yeah, I said it, get over it - if MM is so damn 'unimportant' as you say then why the hell are you and the All Spin All The Time Zoner whining? CBS is a better place without you, moron. Black Rock is waaayyy too good for you.
And where are the MM Resident Cons? I want them to come here and address this.
Oh, and Billy making terroristic threats? Wanting to send poison-laden cake to MM? Think that sh*t is cute, right, you sexual deviant?
I say arrest the sonuvabitch just for that.
Here are some more incongruous comments, by Statler and Waldorf from the balcony of the Muppet show. AKA Bernie and BILLO!!!!!!
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/12/goldberg-humorless-feminist/
Goldberg: "a man needs a humorless feminist like a fish needs a bicycle"
Calling George Bush a "Moron" is a mean thing to say about really dumb people by comparison, calling Dick Cheney Fascist is like giving murdering totalitarian criminals like Augusto Pinochet a compliment. None of that was intended as a "joke", and neither are Goldberg and O'Lielly's insults against women and progressives.
Vyan
Battleships?
More like The Titanic. The sound of a sinking ideology...
listen carefully to hear Sean and Rush trying to keep everyone on the ship...
Agreed, they are afraid, very afraid.
All bravado, no substance. There are cardboard cutouts of kittens I'm more afraid of than these torturous bags of simpering wind.
Randy