Victoria Jackson: "Rush, Sarah Palin, and [Hannity], that's who I'd like to run the country"

 

And yet Faux found a new low to sink to...and we thought it wasn't possible.  Jackson...quite the spokesperson for the already intellectually challenged right.  Congrats

 

 

 

I'd hate to inflict them on any other country, or planet. I guess that means we have to keep them. If we could just find some less damaging job for them.

Something invovling a mop bucket could work.

"Fat, drunk, and stupid, is no way to go through life."

--Dean Wormer, to Flounder

 

I don't know if this talentless bimbo drinks much, but being fat and stupid is no way to hang on to a television career that was way brief, for being way not funny and way not interesting.

And I'll guess that most of you saw in the news recently, the results of the survey that showed that fewer and fewer people in America say they are religious, or that they belong to any named religion.

The survey showed a trend in this direction in a remarkable EVERY ONE OF THE FIFTY STATES!

The survey did not (that I know of) ask if the people believed in something called an "antichrist", and did not ask them just how much, if at all, their religious beliefs played in the forming of their political opinions. But we really don't need a survey to have an idea about that, as all we need do is look at the electoral results of the last several elections, to see just how little, if at all, the American People's political opinions are swayed these days, by the playing of the "religious card"...

Just ask former Sen. Elizabeth Dole, if you don't believe me.

She actually speaks like that? I thought it was an SNL act.

Oh yeah, that'd be a great country. I bet she didn't understand what was wrong with the government in "V for Vendetta" (the movie) either.

"Rush, Sarah Palin, and [Hannity], that's who I'd like to run the country"

 

Thank GOD she no longer has extra fingers!

I think maybe the plan is to put her out there so Sarah looks smarter by comparison.

AGH! What lake did FNC have to dredge to unearth the rock Victoria Jackson was hiding under?

Maybe she was so scared by the fear-mongering of Bush W that she went into hiding for 8 years??

Intolerence,  bumbing down, creationism, anti-science, pre-emtive war, warrantless wire tapping.....do I really need to continue for what that country would look like???

Victoria, how old are you?

You're giving the crazy "Obama is a Muslim" lady a run for her money.  Hannity, Rush, and Palin in charge of the government does not mean you'd be up for a cabinet position, hon.

You stay classy, V.J.  You make Jon Lovitz and Nora Dunn look funnier every day.

Is this hannity's new programming strategy, to cull various has-beens and wannabes as his new guest sidekicks?

There's several MMfA items now, that seem to confirm this.

This sloven bleach job jackson, she was nothing to me anyway but some chick who thinks that talking funny is a substitute for being funny (it's the Jerry Lewis theory of comedy)... but when hannity had Coach Holtz on, playing the laughing stooge, well that kind of disappointed me: Coach Holtz is no has-been or wannabe, nor is he a sloven bleach job who thinks they're funny because they can talk funny... that burnt my bum, to see Coach Holtz playing the part of hannity's laughing stooge...

If that's the new hannity programming strategy, of culling the ranks of the famously unemployed to sit next to him and pretend humor where none actually exists, then I have a suggestion for his next "guest sidekick", the all-time king (or court jester really) of the breed:

Ed McMahon (if he's still alive, and if he has a fixed known address).