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O'Reilly: Giving an iPod to royalty "would have gotten you beheaded in Henry VIII's time"

April 02, 2009 9:04 pm ET

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    • Author by What Happened to Gannon (April 02, 2009 9:47 pm ET)
         

      Mountains out of molehills - A Faux News exclusive!

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      • Author by LuvLuLu (April 02, 2009 11:14 pm ET)
           

        Mountains out of molehills and apples, oranges and strawmen too.

        If Henry the VIII had asked for a video IPOD as a gift, and hadn't gotten it, there would have been hell to pay.

        The total control that previous kings exerted is not equivalent to the limited power that Queen Elizabeth really has.

        It was just a way for Bill to mock the First Lady and then throw in a jab at MSNBC too.

        And did you notice that Major Garrett acted like he was agreeing with Bill when in fact he was actually debunking what O'Reilly had just gotten done ranting about? Pathetic.

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    • Author by mr. l (April 02, 2009 9:48 pm ET)
         
      I don't have audio... someone PLEASE explain how O'Really came up with this brilliant deduction.

      Is it because ipods would have been seen as wizardly?

      Is because Henry VIII didn't want the masses to have speaky things available to them?
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      • Author by eweston8542983 (April 02, 2009 10:30 pm ET)
           
        He didn't go beyond the statement, no embelishments. He was acually backtracking on the rant attitude as he was informed of the rest of the story. One obligitory comment of an overeaction if shrub had done the same was all he had in him.
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      • Author by eddie-boy (April 03, 2009 7:14 am ET)
           

        someone PLEASE explain how O'Really came up with this brilliant deduction.

        Just an idea, but maybe when the twins gave Dubya an ipod, O'Reilly got mad because if you did something like that in the era of King George, you'd start a war of independence and ally with the French and who knows what else.

        Make sense?

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    • Author by carlileb5935 (April 02, 2009 9:48 pm ET)
         
      I guess BOR doesn't recognize 500 years of change as being a positive thing.
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    • Author by mk3872 (April 02, 2009 9:56 pm ET)
         

      Let's see ... what would have been on Henry VIII's iPod??

      1. Time-Life's Best of the Renaissance
      2. Famous speeches of Lionardo DaVinnci
      3. Shakespeare's top 10 poems

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      • Author by fairliberal (April 02, 2009 10:19 pm ET)
           
        What about Hermans Hermits, "I'm Henry the Eighth I am"
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      • Author by jonesjax2374 (April 02, 2009 11:11 pm ET)
           

        HR VIII Ipod continued:

        Head Over Heels --  Under My Thumb -- Biggest Elizabeth in the World (Roches) -- I Wanna Push You Around -- Falling in Love is Falling In Love with Fairytales -- Camelot!

         

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        • Author by shaggles (April 03, 2009 1:53 pm ET)
             
          Isn't it 'Largest Elisabeth in the World?'  Any way cheers to a fellow Roches fan.
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      • Author by Whispers (April 03, 2009 1:58 am ET)
           
        I'm thinking "Greensleeves" on an infinite loop.  (It was written about Anne Boleyn after all.)
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      • Author by biotic (April 03, 2009 9:20 pm ET)
           
        4. Greensleeves
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    • Author by PurpleState (April 02, 2009 11:01 pm ET)
         

      Nice flip-flop there, B.O.R.  An outrage! A disgrace to royalty!  No, she asked for it.  Oh, then it's a great idea!

      Pretty sure being a pundit back during Henry the VIII's time would have gotten you beheaded too.

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    • Author by jonesjax2374 (April 02, 2009 11:12 pm ET)
         
      Agree with Purple.  O'Reilly would have been with Yorick after this missive.
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    • Author by Limit Corp. Ownership (April 02, 2009 11:54 pm ET)
         

      When I think of Bill-doe and a guillotine..

      I...I...I...

      I DREAM!!

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      • Author by Limit Corp. Ownership (April 03, 2009 12:26 am ET)
           

        Just kidding Billy, I love your show...

        When it's just you, doing your best Ted Baxter impersonation--there's nothing better on television.

        All the best, Bill.

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    • Author by jbraskin4786 (April 03, 2009 12:41 am ET)
         
      Maybe the President should have given the Queen a loofah...
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    • Author by coldtuna (April 03, 2009 1:14 am ET)
         

      Since King Henry didn't tolerate fools Oliar probably would be in the Tower of London

      tony and lido

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    • Author by Dem02020 (April 03, 2009 1:27 am ET)
         

      I watched the video clip, and there must have been more to this slimy rat o'reilly's television show this evening, than what was in the clip.

      Did he and the Fox hack in London have any opportunity to discuss at all the substance of the G20 meetings?

      I mean, those meetings are over, and the summit is concluded, and a communique has been issued, declaring the allied objectives of the nations that comprise the G20, in addressing this wicked global recession...

      Did the slimy rat o'reilly, and the Fox hack in London, find any chance to discuss this important matter?

      Or was there time for nothing other than iPods and being familiar with the Queen and what did Mrs. Obama wear...

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    • Author by Whispers (April 03, 2009 2:05 am ET)
         

      Seriously, I just do not understand what O'Reilly is ranting about.

       "Standards of informality"?  After Bush???

       Just what is wrong with an Ipod?  On what planet would that be considered offensive?

       

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    • Author by cogitoergodavesum (April 03, 2009 5:35 am ET)
         

      Actually,  just being Roman Catholic in Henry's time was a tad risky.

      Do you suppose Billo would have spoken as passionately and eloquently when sentenced to death as Thomas More? Har.

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    • Author by roninkannushi1711 (April 03, 2009 7:13 am ET)
         

      From,"...something that would have gotten you beheaded," to, "I think it's a great gift."  That proves the formula:Think quick, lie fast.  

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    • Author by Daddy-O (April 03, 2009 9:44 am ET)
         
      Good God...

      No comment is necessary, and not for the first or last time when it comes to these buffoons. Their idiocy speaks for itself, completely.

      Ack.
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    • Author by pbg (April 03, 2009 10:50 am ET)
         
      "It's simple, your majesty. To change the volume you just click the center twice and then spread your thumb around like so--oops! you clicked on the top of the wheel, which sends you to the menu!"

      "Brink me the head of this man Jobs!"
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    • Author by pbg (April 03, 2009 11:13 am ET)
         
      "It's simple, your majesty. To change the volume you just click the center twice and then spread your thumb around like so--oops! you clicked on the top of the wheel, which sends you to the menu!"

      "Brink me the head of this man Jobs!"
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    • Author by lindacoleman4375 (April 04, 2009 11:26 am ET)
         

      I've got news for Bill-o, if Ipods had been around in Henry VIII's time, he would have beheaded anybody standing in front of him in line when those things first came out.  He would have had the very first one--or else!

      Historically, royalty was the first to get the latest thing--in Henry VIII's time, it was the tomato--so it's surprising that Queen Elizabeth is just now getting an Ipod. 

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