Carlson's suggestion on how to show support for tea parties: "You can hang [a teabag] from your mirror, too, like fuzzy dice"

Yup. No supporting or promoting of tea bagging here @ Fox News!

The pic is priceless

Or you can hang them from your bumper like Truck Nutz.

Have the laws against public tea-bagging been recinded for the day? Where are the best places to be tea-bagged?

Also, for next week's Fisting USA Outreach, are there any protocols I should be aware of? 

I'm looking forward to this Summer's 'Rimming 'Round America'!

be sure to tell the cop that they're not a danger by blocking your view. (Fuzzies are illegal in at least some states.)

And that while you object to paying US, state and local taxes, you specifically exempt the cops; you'll pay for them. And national defense, such as major weapons systems. And food stamps for his long unemployed sister-in-law. And a pay raise for his cousin in the National Guard; proper health care for him, too. Just not volcano monitoring; those stupid Alaskans, Washingtonians and Californians are all on the dole already.