Morris claims that unlike Palin, "all of the Democratic women and other Republican women are so abnormal"
May 06, 2009 8:35 pm ET
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Genius.
I mean - doesn't EVERY woman in America
• attend five colleges in six years, winning Miss Congeniality?
• accuse political rivals of "pallin' around with terrorists"?
• run their municipality from zero to $20 million in debt?
• supervise their teenage daughter when they're having sex?
• respond "all of 'em", when asked what magazines they read?
• wink repeatedly at a nationally-televised VP debate?
• hold a press conference in front of a turkey being slaughtered?
He can look diretly at thier feet and immediately determine who they are. Besides, he has paid enough to "play footsie" with women that he should be considered a Professor of Toeology.
I recently heard that he will be given an honorary degree from some college in South Dakota which resides in the Foothills area. But Dickie is being a heel about it and has declared the school an arch-enemy. I know it sounds corny but it toes to show you how anything this Dick says shows his manliness or his sporting nature or his atheletic feats with the girls.