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Miller says there's "going to be a lot of butt kissing" during "Obama's mea culpa with the Arab world"

June 03, 2009 9:35 pm ET

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    • Author by TheThief672 (June 03, 2009 10:05 pm ET)
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      Remember when Miller was funny? I will miss that.
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      • Author by harley (June 03, 2009 10:15 pm ET)
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        Remember when Miller was funny?


        No.

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        • Author by TheThief672 (June 03, 2009 10:52 pm ET)
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          Actually that's pretty funny
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          • Author by budrykzp9226 (June 03, 2009 10:55 pm ET)
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            Miller Mark 1 did have some funny moments, primarily stuff he wouldn't be caught dead saying today, i.e. his routine about how Jerry Falwell considered himself a moral leader when gluttony is a deadly sin.
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            • Author by Easy to refute wingnuts (June 03, 2009 11:19 pm ET)
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              I'll bet you Rick Overton wrote that. Miller would neither have said nor understood the reference.
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    • Author by christopher howard (June 03, 2009 10:12 pm ET)
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      Miller would know about butt kissing. His lips are frequently glued to Bill O'Reilly's.
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      • Author by budrykzp9226 (June 03, 2009 10:21 pm ET)
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        It's either that or try to succeed in comedy again. O'Reilly doesn't care if Miller giggles throughout his own jokes as long as he's dancing for O'Reilly's amusement all the while.
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    • Author by Romario (June 04, 2009 12:16 am ET)
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      Wow...this is one bitter white man. Is he drunk or something...his eyes are bloodshot.
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    • Author by princeofwheels (June 04, 2009 12:26 am ET)
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      If there is a Mr. Insignificant in the political world, Denny is the guy.
      Another Pittsburgh guy battling with Quiiney the Sexual Harrasser and Radio Rosie the Phony Christian for TOP IDIOT in the 'Burgh.
      I think I'll listen to QuinntheSH in the AM. He inspires me and reminds me that JERKS will always be JERKS.
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    • Author by cArn (June 04, 2009 3:52 am ET)
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      I have a real problem with Miller's material, and one of the earlier episodes of Family Guy--you know, when they were actually funny and didn't care about popularity--did a spot on parody of exactly what that is.

      Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.

      Peter: What the hell does “rant” mean?
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    • Author by fantagor (June 04, 2009 4:39 am ET)
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      "Hi, I'm Dennis Miller, and I used to have some semblance of a career. Then 9/11 happened and I stashed my manhood in my wife's purse, drank the conservative Kool-Aid, and now I get to kiss Bill O'Reilly's hinder, which has a sort of minty aftertaste with the piquancy of game foul, for less pay than an exotic dancer at Stevie Wonder's birthday party staged in the Bat Cave when Bruce Wayne stiffs the electric company."

      I'm not only funnier than Dennis Miller, I'm better looking.

      Randy
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      • Author by christopher howard (June 04, 2009 6:27 am ET)
           
        I just never knew that Stevie Wonder and Bruce Wayne were so close.
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    • Author by ProgLib (June 04, 2009 5:55 am ET)
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      i can just see this guy going back to his job on stage and getting apples thrown at his big head for being an unfunny wingnut. god knows hes not getting success being on oreilly almost every damn week.
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    • Author by latanza (June 04, 2009 9:35 am ET)
         
      Pucker up after the progress is made.
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    • Author by JoeSixpack (June 04, 2009 11:01 am ET)
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      Lisa: Wow, only one person in a million would find that funny.

      Comic Book Guy: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller ratio.

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