Limbaugh: "God does not have a birth certificate. Neither does Obama."
June 10, 2009 1:14 pm ET
From the June 10 edition of Premiere Radio Networks' The Rush Limbaugh Show:


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Am I the only one who thinks it's torture to have to listen to so many of these screech-monkeys, instead of reading the transcript?
And before I'm accused of plagiarism, yes, I cut and pasted the first sentence of my post from "The Dead Parrot Sketch".
Let's Go!
Someone invite Rush for a televised interview if you dare have nerve with unrehearsed questions and answers.
'Fraid that's impossible, wolf. When you, as is the case with Limpballs, are hatched {or, more likely, spawned} there's no need for one . . .
Rush, what's so hard about this for you to comprehend?
The Obama birth certificate? Please.
Even your audience of GED dropouts changed stations.
These clowns spent the last year trying to manufacture some sort of Messiah Complex, and trying to attribute it to Obama and his supporters, when it was completely in their own heads.
Now all Rush has to do is begin with a "you know how 'some people' think Obama has a Messiah Complex...", and his fools don't notice that Rush is using himself as a source (a la Cheney).
And to make it an even better example of a failed right wing attempt at humor, he uses a similarity to mock this fictional theme. Brilliant.
If he is in fact not a natural born citizen, then that would mean that the FBI, CIA, and other agencies that require security clearance have been conspiring and lying to the American public about his eligibility.
So those who suggested that Nancy Pelosi step down for her supposed false accussations that the CIA had lied to her, are now accusing that same agency of what would be the greatest cover-up in American history.
Rush Limbaugh is not a fan of God and does not want God in charge.
or
Rush Limbaugh is a fan of Obama and thinks is like God.