Savage: If Sanford "were a Democrat, he probably would have been not with a woman"
June 25, 2009 11:27 am ET


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Atleast i can go on vacation to Great Britan.
Can you Savage?
Mr. News
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He's probably safer in prison anyway... They're doing him a favor.
If he were a Democrat, the MSM would be blaming Obama and the MSM would be claiming that this is the end of the Democratic Party.
Larry Craig to the white courtesy phone. Paging Larry Craig....
They're having a sale on Depends at Wal-Mart and he's still got three people ahead of him in line..
George W Bush is on line 10 waiting for Condi.
"If a Democrat were to do what a Republican did, it would be much more sinful."
Pathetic.
Good job.
Love,
MOM
I understand that you are interested in pictures and addresses for all Media Matters associates.
Great, I am organizing a junket for all Media Matter vermin to personally deliver thier vital information. (You know how bad the post office can be). So, I ask that you please give out your home address, personal phone number, where you eat dinner, personal side businesses and whatever little secret hiding place you have so that we can hand this info to you in person.
I think we would enjoy your company.
Thanx,
Vermin Travel Inc.
Oh, wait...
According to Mikey, if he were a Democrat, he would be gay. And a vermin.
Faux News Headline reads:
'Don't Cry For Me Governor Sanford'
Wednesday, Gov. Sanford(D) returned from his public relations junket to Argentina. Immediately upon his return, Gov. Sanford(R) attended a news conference during which time he told informed America of the plight and dismay of an Argentinian woman.
We here at Faux News wish to commend Gov. Sanford(R) for his personal care and understanding. His heartfelt tears of compassion will forever live in the hearts and minds of his followers.
Thank You Gov. Sanford(D) and we hope you inspire many other young Republicans, like your 4 sons, to show this type of compassion in their future. God Bless and Goodspeed.
Faux News
So far, I found 8 adulterous Dems, only one of which turned out to be gay.
Bill Clinton: had an affair with a woman
John Edwards: had an affair with a woman
Elliot Spitzer: paid women for sex
Gavin Newsom: had an affair with a woman
Marc Dann: had an affair with a woman
Bob Wise: had an affair with a woman
Gary Condit: had an affair with a woman
Jim McGreevy: had an affair with a man
Gary Hart: had an affair with a woman
Prostitution - 3 offenders
Rape - 8 offenders
Lewd conduct - 8 offenders (sex with a mule? Geez!)
Pedophiles - 56 (impressive!)
Child pornography - 7
Unindicted rapists - 2
And those were just the affairs resulting from criminal acts...
Whiner's 'justification': As long as the male cheater bangs a woman, it's AOK. Oh, and the male cheater must be a R too.
I don't even think he should resign, because of the affair.
He might have to resign because he might have (still being looked into) used public funds to make some trips to Argentina, and since he was probably, you know, making those trips to get some, that might be a no-no.
For your reading pleasure...
There, don't you feel better already?
Methinks you're homosexually projecting again. Just come out of the closet already. It's OK.
Best Regards,
Magnolialover
Hey, the 'lil wiener's right . . .
If it HAD been a Democrat, there's the chance it might have been a dog [Rick Santorum] -- a watermelon or mule [Neal Horsely], or a kid [too many to list] . . .