Limbaugh: Obama "throws like a girl"; Bush "is a man"

Bush also rides a Segway like a champion, eats a pretzel like giant, and gets out of military service like a super hero!

This from a guy with a bust line Scarlett Johansson would envy!

I'd pay big buck to see the Great Gasbag throw out the first ball. Sadly, he'd need help climbing the mound let alone actually throwing the ball. Still, I hear when he's on vacation he does enjoy pitching.

Did he just throw FOX under the bus?

I'd like to see a little one-on-one basketball between Rush and Obama. Let's see who's a girl.....

Yeah, real "men" almost die from eating a pretzel.

This is also what a real "man" looks like:

Obama threw a three pointer playing pickup basketball with the troops.

Come to think of it, where is Bush ?

Well, if we're going to analyze presidents by physical mannerisms, what's with that phony "gunfighter" stance that Bush always assumed? Did he have to practice it in front of a mirror? Did he adopt such a goofy posture because the political cartoonists portrayed his father as "wimpy"?

It takes a real man to make a marriage work, Rush.

Rush, Mr. Obama may throw like a girl....but he is MAN enough to be President of the United States of America and.....what do you do other than preach hate???

Why does Rush hate men?

Bush was a cheerleader. I am sure Rush has a skirt or a tiara or 2 in his wardrobe. Could it be his cross dressing that warrants all his ex-wives to be sworn to secrecy?

Bush is not exactly the Marlboro man.

Randi Rhodes had a pilonidal cyst also, Rush, and she went into the military.

Ya freakin' wuss.

Of course Rush Is Right.. we all know that ni--- er, bla---, um, African Americans are all natural athletes,and White Men Can't Jump.

cough, cough

I saw Limbaugh throw out a ceremonial pitch at a Royals game many years ago. I believe it was either George Brett's last game, or, perhaps the game where they retired Brett's number. His pitch wasn't so pretty either. In fact, it appeared he had never thrown a baseball before.

Aw, the poor little Obamarhoids, panties all in a wad cause their Dear Reader throws like a girl
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You know I hate to admit it but Rush actually said one completely true thing in that bit....

President Ford was very athletic (arguably in fact our most athletic president) and was not at all clumsy and Chevy Chase managed to change that perception single handedly by capitalizing on the one clumsy thing Ford did


That said I dont see why this a news story. Was Obama's pitch good? by the standards of a MLB pitcher, hell no. By the standards of most people who toss out the opening pitch at baseball games, yea it was at least average.

I mean whats the suprise? a non-professonal athlete who's only sports background is a different sport isnt good at baseball?

Suprisingly to Rush perhaps I judge my presidents on more then their pitching abilities...I take a bad pitcher who gets things done politically and fixes the problems in our country, over a president who pitches like a Hall of Famer but is otherwise incompetent

You are absoulty right! He throws like a girl, walks like a girl
and thinks he's God's gift to women! Wrong! WRONG! Wrong!