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Limbaugh: "I had a dream that I was a slave building a sphinx in a desert that looked like Obama"

July 27, 2009 3:07 pm ET

From the July 27th edition of Premiere Radio Networks' Rush Limbaugh Show:

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    • Author by BISHAMON (July 27, 2009 3:14 pm ET)
         
      Maybe next he will talk about the birthers? He seems to be running out of things to talk about. Now there is a dream worth talking about.
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      • Author by RABBITLUVR (July 27, 2009 3:20 pm ET)
           
        He won't go there unless he wants to commit professional suicide. Read the most current Weekly Column here.
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    • Author by John Paradox (July 27, 2009 3:14 pm ET)
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      A desert that looked like Obama?

      OZYMANDIAS REVISED

      I met a traveller from an antique land
      Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
      Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
      Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
      And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
      Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
      Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
      The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
      And on the pedestal these words appear:
      "My name is Rush Limbaugh, king of kings:
      Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
      Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
      Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
      The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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      • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (July 27, 2009 3:20 pm ET)
           
        Haha. I'm trying to imagine the desert that looks like Obama, but I don't think I'm able to picture Boss Hogg's drug-fueled dreams.

        Is The Fat One revealing too much of his homoerotic subconscious, or is he simply babbling toward Bethlehem?
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    • Author by Leftym0m79 (July 27, 2009 3:19 pm ET)
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      And when does he break out his technicolored dream coat.
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      • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (July 27, 2009 3:29 pm ET)
           
        A shape with manatee body and the head of a swine,
        A gaze blank and pitiless as the Alaska/Russia border,
        Is bouncing on its slow thighs, while all about it
        Reel shadows of the submissive desert media.
        The stoopid drops again; but now I know
        That twenty years of stoned sleep
        were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
        And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
        babbles towards Bethlehem to sell LObsterGrams?


        (with apologies to WBY)
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    • Author by dmhack (July 27, 2009 3:20 pm ET)
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      Should that be... "I had another one of my drug induced dreams."

      I do like the right wing talking point---if China and India aren't willing to do anything then what's the point?
      Very sound reasoning. Let's all give up and just not try. Yup, the man is a born leader.


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      • Author by magnolialover (July 27, 2009 3:39 pm ET)
           
        Maybe, just maybe, they're looking for someone else to take the lead, as in, the United States. Show by example.
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    • Author by The_Cat (July 27, 2009 3:22 pm ET)
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      The whole point of switching over to a green economy and sustainable energy is the ability to look into the future just a short ways. If we perfect wind and solar, and build great electric cars, the rest of the world will want to switch over. And maybe only a few countries, at first, but they will want what we have developed.

      Rush, it is entirely likely that you would better serve the American citizens by leaving your mic, going to the desert, and beginning to construct whatever monument your fevered imagination tries to bring to life. Those who worship you will have someplace to congregate, and the rest of us will be happily shot of you.
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    • Author by shaggles (July 27, 2009 3:30 pm ET)
         
      Besides the probability that he never had such a dream doesn't that say a lot more about Limbaugh than it does about Obama or his policies?
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    • Author by TheKidFromKountyMeath (July 27, 2009 3:34 pm ET)
         
      Yes, Rush, we know you're terrified of any physical labor more intensive than switching out whatever porn DVD is playing.
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      • Author by shaggles (July 27, 2009 5:24 pm ET)
           
        Oh come on. If he's watching porn he must be excercising something.
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    • Author by Easy to refute wingnuts (July 27, 2009 4:36 pm ET)
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      I don't think I've ever seen a desert that looked like Obama...
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      • Author by RABBITLUVR (July 27, 2009 5:01 pm ET)
           
        What is that even supposed to mean???

        The drugs must be dissolving his brain, bit by bit...
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    • Author by reanna-mator (July 27, 2009 6:22 pm ET)
         
      There isn't enough brainbleach in the universe for any sentence containing both "Rush Limbaugh" and "bondage."
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    • Author by eweston8542983 (July 27, 2009 7:26 pm ET)
         
      I had a dream. I was knitting a sphinx shaped slip cover on top of a mountain shaped like Limbic's head. Cooinkydink? It did sorta slip over his eyes at one point, just before the earthquake hit.
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    • Author by mjh (July 27, 2009 8:30 pm ET)
         
      Limbaugh: "I had a dream that I was a slave building a sphinx in a desert that looked like Obama"


      Got ahold of a bad batch of oxy, eh, Rush?
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    • Author by dadre (July 28, 2009 4:06 pm ET)
         
      Wow the new fearmonger report...if Obama succeeds then white people with be in slavery.....rush I wish a slave would come back to life and kick you in the gonads.

      Also it's nice to know that rush is having dreams that hes skinny...bad batch of oxy good one. rush watch out for that drop from the carpet to linoleum when ya go get a snack....I've heard in your state is like standing on a mountain.
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