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Fuzzy math: O'Reilly says higher Canadian life expectancy is "to be expected" because "we have 10 times as many people"

July 27, 2009 9:31 pm ET

From the July 27 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor:

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    • Author by dmhack (July 27, 2009 9:37 pm ET)
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      Okay, that deserves an award. Do the Nobel folks have one for the dumbest man on earth?

      I knew HillBilly was stupid, but I never guessed just how deep his stupidity went. I'm in awe that he can even form sentences.

      This guy should be wearing a bike helmet and have a personal caretaker.
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      • Author by TheKidFromKountyMeath (July 27, 2009 10:29 pm ET)
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        Well, hey now. That's not a valid comparison; lots of people who do that have actually ever contributed to society.
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      • Author by achrispage6992 (July 28, 2009 7:43 am ET)
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        Interesting observation from a "liberal." It's funny, you know..guys like you seem to get all foamed at the mouth when people are labeled or stereotyped. The word racist is used quite often.

        But, when YOU make a nefarious comment in which you stereotype people with Intellectual Disabilities, its just fine and dandy, right? These "people" you like to laugh about who wear bike helmets and have personal caregivers (not caretakers), usually wear the helmets because they have severe seizure disorders. After a few closed head wounds, my guess is that you, in all your intellectual splendor, would wear one as well. Secondly, put yourself in the shoes of someone who has Cerebral Palsy or Dystonia. Your gait will be very unsteady, you will frequently fall, so unless you want to spend your life confined to a small room in a group home, you wear a helmet so you can interact in your community and in case you fall, you cut the risk of serious head injury. But hey, it's just hilarious to make fun of people who can't defend themselves, isn't it?

        Are the physical realities of people who must wear protective head gear funny to you? Do they provide you the fodder you need to make sophomoric comparisons between O'Reilly and a person who was born with significant limitations?

        I'm the farthest thing from an O'Reilly fan you will ever see, but this charicature you set up to insult someone at another's expense is repugnant. I hope and pray that the next time a conservative insults someone on the left by using repugnant stereotypes, you keep your thoughts to yourself, lest you be labeled a hypocrite.
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        • Author by Nuni (July 28, 2009 7:59 am ET)
             
          I couldn't wait to get to your defense of O'Reilly. I was quite disappointed when you didn't. It's impossible to argue against your point (even though I didn't make the comment) that it's not funny to compare O'Reilly to people with genuine disabilities. It's very insulting for people with disabilities, and any other human for that matter, to be compared to O'Reilly.
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        • Author by foghornleghorn (July 28, 2009 9:13 am ET)
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          More false outrage. Find something important to get your panties in a bunch.

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          • Author by cynical_one (July 28, 2009 1:31 pm ET)
               
            I think the term is "Poutrage"
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          • Author by achrispage6992 (July 29, 2009 7:30 am ET)
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            False outrage!!!!!!!

            So then by your statement we can assume that YOU think it is o.k. to make light of people who are born with intellectual disabilities. Wow! Is this what you teach your children? Are you really trying to tell me that if a black person is stereotyped by a conservative and highlighted here at MMFA you are not all over them with the label of racist? I know better, and there is no doubt that one can simply go back to such threads and find such instances. Wanna bet?
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        • Author by Easy to refute wingnuts (July 28, 2009 9:38 am ET)
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          Poor little concern troll. Your long rant translates to "I got nothin'."
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          • Author by achrispage6992 (July 29, 2009 7:34 am ET)
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            So you are another one who feels it is o.k. to make light of people with developmental disabilities? I'll bet you find it o.k. to make "short bus" insults. Here is what my long rant translates into you worthless hypocrite.......

            It's not o.k. to make light of those who are born with intellectual disabilities. Period. End of discussion. The next time you berate some conservative mouthpiece for making a "racist" statement remember your willingness to allow such comments towards the most helpless of our society. Idiot.
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            • Author by burne114 (July 29, 2009 8:38 am ET)
                 
              Look, comparing a "helmet wearer" to Bill O'Reilly is NOT an insult to any intellectually disabled person... The intent is to show that Bill is... stupid. You would be crazy not to admit that a healthy person that has the same brain power as a retarded individual is ridiculous, and therefore an exaggerated insult to the person, Bill in this case.
              Also, you say that "it's not o.k. to make light of those who are born with intellectual disabilities". Do you think thats what someone with disabilities would say? Tey want to be treated differently, you should be careful around them and not act as you usually would? I doubt it. You say you've worked with them for a long time, so I have no doubt that you know this.
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              • Author by achrispage6992 (July 29, 2009 6:04 pm ET)
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                Look, comparing a "helmet wearer" to Bill O'Reilly is NOT an insult to any intellectually disabled person... The intent is to show that Bill is... stupid.

                Let me help you a bit here. I don't know if you realize the folly of your logic here but just in case, read this several times so that Osmosis will take its course: If the intent is to show Bill O'Reilly is "stupid" as you put it, how does this occur? Using your argument alone, we must then assume that those who wear bike helmets and have "caretakers" are "stupid." You wrote it for all to see. Do you make it a habit of calling intellectually disabled people who have to wear protective head gear "stupid." Is that a fair description sir?

                You would be crazy not to admit that a healthy person that has the same brain power as a retarded individual is ridiculous, and therefore an exaggerated insult to the person, Bill in this case.

                Man you are hopeless. You just don't get it do you? The above italicized sentence of yours make absolutely no sense whatsoever. DMHACK created a charicature of disabled people with his comment and comparison. Because O'Reilly's comments made no sense, he attempted to portray O'Reilly as stupid. How did he do this? He compared him to a person who wears a bike helmet and has a caretaker. Therefore, the mistake was made my friend. Unless of course he was trying to compare O'Reilly to a disabled man, who despite many redeeming qualities, needs assistance to live a rich and full life. Is that what you are insinuating here, or are you finally willing to admit that DMHACK's portrayal of people who wear bike helmets as stupid is degrading at best?

                "Also, you say that "it's not o.k. to make light of those who are born with intellectual disabilities". Do you think thats what someone with disabilities would say? Tey want to be treated differently, you should be careful around them and not act as you usually would? I doubt it. You say you've worked with them for a long time, so I have no doubt that you know this."


                I know it is what people with intellectual disabilities say, at least the higher functioning individuals who can actively communicate their wants and needs. Again, your argument is completely disorganized. You seem to be saying that people with intellectual disabilities would have no problem being made fun of because they want to be treated just like anyone else. Of course that inane thinking defies even the simplest of logic. Would you say that a black man doesn't mind being racially stereotyped because he wants to be treated like everybody else? Jesus Man! Were you high when you wrote this stuff? Here is the bottom line, like it or not.... it is unacceptable to portray unjust charicatures of black people, it is unjust to do the same to those with developmental disabilities. When you make light of a person with a disability, you are certainly not treating them like anybody else. Quite the contrary in fact. You are doing nothing but identifying them by their disability, instead of their character. Why are you having a hard time understanding this?
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                • Author by abachan (July 30, 2009 3:23 pm ET)
                     
                  Using your argument alone, we must then assume that those who wear bike helmets and have "caretakers" are "stupid." You wrote it for all to see. Do you make it a habit of calling intellectually disabled people who have to wear protective head gear "stupid."

                  What definition of "stupid" do you use that does not encompass those who are severely intellectually disabled? Your ridiculous pretentious posturing drove the author to state the crass but obvious - that these people are "stupid" (in the sense of the word that was jokingly applied to Bill O.), and then you... question the obvious? ...criticize his crassness? What?

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            • Author by Easy to refute wingnuts (July 29, 2009 8:57 am ET)
                 
              Straw man projection much?
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        • Author by The_Cat (July 28, 2009 10:02 am ET)
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          And when O'Reilly was calling Dr. Tiller "Tiller the baby killer", and when Dr. Tiller was in fact murdered, you of course went straight to the source, and derided Bill for his thoughtless words, correct? Called on him to apologize?

          The first amendment does not require us to keep our thoughts to ourselves, even our non politically correct thoughts. Is Bill O'Reilly in need of a helmet? Arguable. Are there Americans who struggle with birth defects and mental handicaps? Undoubtedly. Were the comments you are complaining about directed at those Americans? No. They were rightly deriding Bill for being a dunderhead, which he most demonstrably is. If anything, you should stick up for the mentally disabled by pointing out that most of them accomplish more in their lives with less ability than Bill O'Reilly ever will.

          However much I disagree with your approach, achrispage6992, I will not ask you to keep your thoughts to yourself. Dialog is vital to our nation, now more than ever.
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          • Author by Brabantio (July 28, 2009 10:46 am ET)
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            And when O'Reilly was calling Dr. Tiller "Tiller the baby killer", and when Dr. Tiller was in fact murdered, you of course went straight to the source, and derided Bill for his thoughtless words, correct? Called on him to apologize?

            Actually, I think he's criticized O'Reilly for that multiple times.
            However much I disagree with your approach, achrispage6992, I will not ask you to keep your thoughts to yourself.

            Also to be fair, his point was that criticizing conservatives for similar speech would be hypocritical. That's a "for your own good" piece of advice, not censorship.
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            • Author by dbeden4153 (July 28, 2009 5:56 pm ET)
                 
              Brab I agree...When I commented on here regularly back in the day, I always tried to keep the name-calling out of it. You get much more respect that way and can actually win a few people over if you're more civil about it.
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              • Author by dbeden4153 (July 28, 2009 5:57 pm ET)
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                But you can call Glenn Beck whatever the h*ll you want. He's just plain crazy. Also.
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            • Author by achrispage6992 (July 29, 2009 7:46 am ET)
                 
              Thank you Brab.
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          • Author by achrispage6992 (July 29, 2009 7:46 am ET)
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            "And when O'Reilly was calling Dr. Tiller "Tiller the baby killer", and when Dr. Tiller was in fact murdered, you of course went straight to the source, and derided Bill for his thoughtless words, correct? Called on him to apologize"

            As Brab pointed out I did in fact do just that. Isn't it hilarious how you have simply assumed something and it turns out you have made a complete fool out of yourself?

            "The first amendment does not require us to keep our thoughts to ourselves, even our non politically correct thoughts. Is Bill O'Reilly in need of a helmet? Arguable. Are there Americans who struggle with birth defects and mental handicaps? Undoubtedly. Were the comments you are complaining about directed at those Americans? No. They were rightly deriding Bill for being a dunderhead, which he most demonstrably is. If anything, you should stick up for the mentally disabled by pointing out that most of them accomplish more in their lives with less ability than Bill O'Reilly ever will."

            I never said anything about censorship. The comparison was made madam. Like it or not. The comparison attempted to portray O'Reilly as some kind of idiot, a charicature of the mentally hadicap, if you will. By making that comparison, Einstein, he generalized people who wear protective head gear as unequal to others, stupid, etc. etc. If you can't see that I can't help you. The point also remains, as Brab pointed out, that many participants here are eager to latch on to instances in which some idiot conservative utters some racially insensitive or other ridiculous statement which stereotypes people and proceed to deride them (rightfully so in many cases) But when it is done by someone of your political persuasion you defend it. Way to go.
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            • Author by burne114 (July 29, 2009 9:02 am ET)
                 
              Political persuasion has nothing to do with this. The fact that you think this is an insult to mentally handicapped is an insult in itself. You see something about helmets and caregivers, and automatically assume that the writer is stereotyping. You say "he generalized people who wear protective head gear as unequal to others". Well, it's true that people who are intellectually disabled have less potential brain power, hence "intellectually disabled". Thats no fault of their own, it's how they were born, and it does not make them inferior in any way. It's a fact, not a stereotype. What dmhack was doing was portraying O'Reilly's stupidity, by no means insulting handicapped people.
              Also, the fact that you liken this comment to someone spewing racial slurs is incredibly insulting. Basically, you are putting minorities into one big group, (non-whites, mentally disabled, why don't we just throw in homosexuals for good measure?) and saying that they need to be treated specially, because they are different from everyone else. And, a racial slur is intended to insult and hurt someone, while this comparison is definitely not (well, except for Bill, but that doesn't count =D).
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              • Author by achrispage6992 (July 29, 2009 6:30 pm ET)
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                You are really behind the curve here. Your comment further above completely contradicts your statement here. You said further above that the intent was to make O'Reilly look stupid. What you don't seem to completely grasp is the fact you are saying that people who wear bike helmets and have caretakers are stupid!!! You indicate that DMHACK tried to portray O'Reilly's stupidity by saying "This guy should be wearing a bike helmet and have a personal caretaker." What does that mean? What does that say about people who wear bike helmets and have caretakers? If we accept your premise, it means that guys who wear bike helmets and have caretakers are stupid. Stop digging man, you are losing credibility fast.

                Also, the fact that you liken this comment to someone spewing racial slurs is incredibly insulting. Basically, you are putting minorities into one big group, (non-whites, mentally disabled, why don't we just throw in homosexuals for good measure?) and saying that they need to be treated specially, because they are different from everyone else. And, a racial slur is intended to insult and hurt someone, while this comparison is definitely not (well, except for Bill, but that doesn't count =D

                That could be one of the most idiotic analysis' of all time. First of all, I never said anybody needed to be treated specially because they are different. you are now bound to show where I said any such thing. If you could simply grasp this subject you would see that I find it deplorable that one simply assumes (like you have admittedly done here) that people who wear bike helmets and have caretakers are stupid. Secondly, and here is where you fail miserably in grasping this issue; the comment made was simply a juvenile attempt at an insult of O'Reilly by potraying him as retarded. He did this by using the stereotype of a guy who wears a helmet. We see how these people are portrayed in Hollywood all the time. If you don't see that is the type of visualization DMHACK wanted to give, you are simply blind. Finally, your reading comprehension skills are lacking. The point I was making is that it is hypocritical to condemn conservatives here when MMFA points out their racial stereotyping and not condemn the the stereotyping of intellectually disabled people. Don't forget, you're the one who wrote that DMHACK ws trying to portray O'Reilly as stupid by saying he should be a guy wearing a helmet and have a caretaker. Therefore, you most certainly have indicated that such people are stupid.

                Game, set, match pardner.
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                • Author by burne114 (July 30, 2009 12:20 am ET)
                     
                  I forgot to ask one thing. Do you think it is more acceptable to call me stupid than it is to call a handicapped person stupid? Because you sure have no problem doing it. I was wondering why that is the case. Could it be another case of you thinking that they need to be treated specially? Noooo, couldn't be. Seriously though, what is the difference?
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                • Author by burne114 (July 30, 2009 1:41 pm ET)
                     
                  Well, I replied to this, but it has not yet been posted up here. So if it doesn't come up, then I will repeat my last, most important point on the reply:
                  In way do I think that disabled people are inferior. I have never insulted one to their face or behind their back. I try to treat them equally, but I accept that it would be unfair to treat them equally in all matters. I have all the respect in the world for handicapped people and the people who care for them. So if you can understand only one of my points, let it be this one. That being said, I stand by my words 100%, and I may try to re-reply if my original does not show up.
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          • Author by burne114 (July 30, 2009 12:18 am ET)
               
            I agree. The main point is is that it was not directed at mentally handicapped people. There are many cases in which you could find an insult if you dig deep enough, but most people choose not to because they are being sensible enough to realize that the comment was not meant to be disrespectful, hurtful, or insulting. IS the fact of the matter just that you wanted to have a fight?
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        • Author by seeryer (July 28, 2009 10:05 am ET)
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          Come on dude. Lighten up. O'Reilly is an idiot. Instead of comparing him to someone who wears a bike helmet and has a personal caregiver he should have just compared him to W Bush. Would you have been happier?
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          • Author by achrispage6992 (July 29, 2009 7:59 am ET)
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            I'm not going to lighten up. I have a personal interest in helping people with intellectual disabilities. I volunteer my time, and have done so for 30 years, to ensure as many as possible have dental treatment. I financially support local agencies which provide services for these people. I open my home to them, provide friendship and advocacy. I simply will not tolerate someone portraying them as this charicature of the village idiot because they have to wear a helmet to prevent serious head injuries. If you think its funny to laugh at the expense of "retarded people", if you find it amusing that in movies they are portrayed in a way that dmhack visualizes them, and if you think people should "lighten up" if they disagree with this immoral portrayal; then that tells me so much about you sir.
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            • Author by Easy to refute wingnuts (July 29, 2009 8:59 am ET)
                 
              I have a personal interest in helping people with intellectual disabilities.
              Good for you. You can add Bill O'Reilly to your client list.
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        • Author by dmhack (July 28, 2009 10:48 am ET)
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          achrispage

          If you really think the purpose of my post was to insult people with disabilities then you missed the point. Still, it was interesting to see how you seized on that one line to turn around and make your own long-winded assumptions about me.



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          • Author by achrispage6992 (July 29, 2009 7:53 am ET)
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            You made a comparison sir. Despite your intent, you put forth the assertion that people who wear bike helmets and have caregivers are stupid people. You categorized them, plain and simple. It isn't about O'Reilly sir. It's about the hypocrisy with this type of stuff. I would submit that if a conservative mouthpiece made some kind of comment where black's were stereoptyped you wouldn't accept the excuse of "If you really think the purpose of my comment was to insult black people then you missed the point. Still, it was interesting to see how you seized on that one line to turn around and make your own long-winded assumptions about me."

            In fact, your excuse is eerily familiar to what Hannity or Limbaugh would say if confronted on one of their bigoted statements. They would do just as you did: try to turn it around and make it about me while inserting some criticism to boot.

            Face it, you screwed up. You stereotyped people with intellectual disabilities. Own up to it. It certainly doesn't make you a bad person, but to not accept what you did and insist that my calling you out is simply "long winded assumptions" only further degrades your credibility.
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            • Author by Easy to refute wingnuts (July 29, 2009 9:01 am ET)
                 
              Face it, you screwed up.
              No, he didn't. You went into a spittle-flying misplaced outrage about something that you imagined was said, then killed that straw man with an AK-47.
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              • Author by achrispage6992 (July 29, 2009 6:36 pm ET)
                   
                "Spittle-flying misplaced outrage about someting you imagned was said then killed that straw man with an AK-47???????

                Are you for real? do you know anything other than accuse people of using Strawmen? I didn't imagine anything sir. You just don't get it because in my opinion you don't want to accept the fact you are wrong. Answer this and then reflect upon it. How was DMHACK trying to portray O'Reilly by saying he should be wearing a helmet and have a caretaker? Now, take the answer to that question and ask yourself how then was DMHACK (knowingly or unknowlingly) then portraying such people. Why you want to defend the obvious stereotyping of people with disabilities is beyond me.
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        • Author by Jonnan (July 29, 2009 12:14 am ET)
             
          Stereotype: a type of logical oversimplification in which all the members of a class or set are considered to be definable by an easily distinguishable set of characteristics.

          To be a stereotype, it has to apply to a *group* of people. To be a prejudice, it has to have been applied *before* there was evidence.

          Judgment calls about a specific person, based on his or her actual, documented actions, is neither a stereotype, nor a prejudice.

          If you talk in the patronizing tone Bill O'Reilly did there, you had better be 100% right. Instead, he shot his mouth off and said something that any seven year old should know better than to say.

          That was just stupid beyond my capacity for comprehension - an avatar of stupidity, as if some great East Indian god took mortal form with the sole purpose of causing every synapse and neuron to go "He said *WHAT*?".

          Jonnan
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        • Author by publicsteele (July 29, 2009 2:12 am ET)
             
          Lighten up. It was meant to be funny and it was.
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        • Author by cmiller442 (July 29, 2009 9:10 am ET)
             
          "But, when YOU make a nefarious comment in which you stereotype people with Intellectual Disabilities, its just fine and dandy, right?"

          Perhaps not fine and dandy but appropriate in this case because O'Reilly was supposedly once a teacher. Working for the Fox Noise Cabal seems to have shrunk his brain to a point where a helmet might insure he remembers his own name after age 70.

          Oh and try not to get you panties in a wad over the treament of special needs people. They can read too and if one feels the need to rebut a point in here, they will. Just look for the person that calls themself "right ON". He responds all the time.
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        • Author by burne114 (July 30, 2009 1:43 pm ET)
             
          Who said anyone liked to laugh about these people. There you go again, putting words (or actions) in peoples mouths... I can't stand arguing with someone who does that.
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      • Author by Myself (July 28, 2009 4:55 pm ET)
           
        O'reilly knows that his fans are ignorant and incapable and/or unwilling to verify his claims for truth. This makes promoting propaganda a cinch.
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      • Author by izzitart (July 29, 2009 5:27 pm ET)
           
        woudn't the bike helmet PROTECT that mellon head. I'm hoping a blow to the head may relieve us of his maniacle BS
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    • Author by Sylvanz (July 27, 2009 9:37 pm ET)
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      I'm not very good at math, but I mean really? Seriously? Does he not understand what "percentage" means? I mean I don't expect much from O'Reilly to say the least, but wow this is beyond the pale of stupidity even for him.

      Sylvanz
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      • Author by TheDayV (July 28, 2009 8:58 am ET)
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        Actually, he's absolutely right. Canadians have been well aware of differences brought about by the disparity in population size ever since the first arrival of the loyalists, but it generally doesn't make it into the media just because we don't want you guys to know about it. However, the direct relation between certain criteria and population size changes from subject to subject and longevity is only really one minor variable.

        However, the disparity does not always play in Canada's favour. The entertainment value of Canadian social commentators is lower than American ones, mostly because there can only be one Don Cherry and he's too busy talking about hockey most of the time. Furthermore, should Mr. Cherry move into full-on social commentary, he still wouldn't be as entertaining as Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity mostly because Cherry's not bat-sh*t insane.

        Explanations for these, and other phenomena, have been sought after and experts have reduced the possible causes to either the population disparity or Native American shamans that screwed up some important rites at around the end of the American Revolution, effectively putting a 'hex' on the entire country. Either way, Canadians are close to finding the cause and look forward to exploiting it in the future.

        Please don't tell O'Reilly, he'll screw it all up.
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        • Author by Easy to refute wingnuts (July 28, 2009 9:42 am ET)
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          mostly because Cherry's not bat-sh*t insane.
          Really? Cherry is quite high up there on the Guan-o-meter.

          Remember Cherry's comment when goaltenders were allowed to have water bottles on the ice with them? "Next those pansies will want dinner out there, too."
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          • Author by TheDayV (July 28, 2009 11:20 am ET)
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            Put Cherry and O'Reilly in a room and see who comes out on top.

            And I'm not talking about the Guano-meter.
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          • Author by Richard Burton (July 28, 2009 8:46 pm ET)
               
            Actually, I think Don Cherry's behaviour is deliberate and intended to be a parody. The joker in this video actually believes the nonsense he spouts.
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    • Author by Lane (July 27, 2009 9:38 pm ET)
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      I'll let Obama handle this one.

      [http://i31.tinypic.com/2z4k7fc.jpg]
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    • Author by Victor Colorado (July 27, 2009 9:39 pm ET)
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      That would explain why people in California live longer than people in Delaware.
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      • Author by dmhack (July 27, 2009 9:55 pm ET)
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        Shouldn't Californians live just as long as Canadians since their populations are about the same?
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      • Author by achrispage6992 (July 28, 2009 7:47 am ET)
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        Which then of course begs the question as to why the life expectancy of people in China and India are not significantly longer than ours. It seemd to be of those things that make you go hmmmmmmm.
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        • Author by achrispage6992 (July 28, 2009 7:52 am ET)
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          Jesus! disregard my comment, I totally misread the teaser for this topic. Sorry.
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          • Author by Victor Colorado (July 28, 2009 8:03 am ET)
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            Even your misread made more sense than O'Reilly.
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        • Author by Mr BB (July 28, 2009 10:45 pm ET)
             
          In Billo logic the opposite would make perfect sense. The best way to increase life expectancy would be to make each person into their own country. That would make American live to about 1,500 years old.
          Billo has discovered the secret to eternal life!
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    • Author by reanna-mator (July 27, 2009 9:52 pm ET)
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      And in other news, global ocean temperatures this year are the highest on record because Americans go to the cinema more than any other country.
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    • Author by Brabantio (July 27, 2009 10:03 pm ET)
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      Holy crap. I understood the concept of proportion better than that when I was ten years old.
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      • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (July 27, 2009 10:12 pm ET)
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        This one has made it instantly into my all time favorites list. Is this show written and rehearsed, or is it just a crazy old guy answering emails with no supervision?

        I would have enjoyed this comment if it came from one of the third string wingnut trolls here, but I love it coming from a guy on a so-called news network.

        Thank you, BilldO. You are an American treasure.
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        • Author by National_Insecurity (July 28, 2009 1:46 am ET)
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          Donja miss Dubya? I mean, this is a Dubya claim, and BillO had to utter it instead.
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      • Author by cArn (July 28, 2009 3:23 am ET)
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        Thank God for Professor O'Reilly.
        The statisticians who measure the life expectancy of countries must be slapping their collective foreheads for not taking into account population size\proportions into their calculations.
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    • Author by dmhack (July 27, 2009 10:36 pm ET)
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      So, if you follow his thinking (and if you do, I'm sorry)--the people on Tuvalu must live the longest because their island nation in the least populated country in the world. Right?
      Not quite.

      In Tuvalu, men can expect to live just under 67 years and women just barely break 71 years.

      You were saying, HillBilly?
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      • Author by Craig (July 27, 2009 11:11 pm ET)
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        O'Reilly's math doesn't apply to your made up countries.
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        • Author by LittleFuzzy (July 28, 2009 6:48 am ET)
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          O'Reilly's math doesn't apply to anything.

          Craig, you fail at geography. Next time try an internet search before declaring a country nonexistent. Tuvalu is the fourth smallest country in the UN.
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      • Author by Craig (July 27, 2009 11:19 pm ET)
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        One day all countries will have the same population. Any shift in population will be countered by a change in life expectancy that will bring the population back into equilibrium.

        So says O'Reilly math.
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    • Author by rkallen09 (July 27, 2009 10:46 pm ET)
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      By this logic wouldn't the combined average of all the European nations be significantly lower than ours? And China would be even worse... and yet with significantly larger populations their life expectancies come close to our own.

      As a topic of interst... take a look at the L.E. map for Europe.

      You may notice that their seems to be a radiating pattern that extends from Eastern Europe where the life expectancy is very low and further out to the West the life expectancy is much higher.

      I beleive, following this pattern is a good way of mapping the damage that Chernobyl REALLY caused.
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      • Author by mr. l (July 28, 2009 1:38 am ET)
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        I used to work at a jewish business in pittsburgh where they had an influx of russian jews that had the connections and moolah to get the heck out of that area. The parents, most of them scientists and proffesors knew immediately that they had to get out- and they did, thankfully.
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      • Author by National_Insecurity (July 28, 2009 1:51 am ET)
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        Perhaps. But I think you would want to compare data prior to Chernobyl.
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        • Author by Easy to refute wingnuts (July 28, 2009 9:47 am ET)
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          After Chernobyl, the life expectancy of 4,000 pound mutant lobsters went up significantly.
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    • Author by Craig (July 27, 2009 11:06 pm ET)
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      What other explanation is there? It can't be our fault.
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    • Author by IRONY 101 (July 28, 2009 12:39 am ET)
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      It's ACORN's fault...
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    • Author by Don Quixote (July 28, 2009 1:30 am ET)
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      According to the O'Reilly longetivity-population correlative mathematical model, Americans should be dying at about 8 years of age. Since the average American dies in his 70s, our health care system must be nearly God-like. This is a major breakthrough in human longevity science.

      Choke on that all you morons who say we don't have the best health care system in the universe!
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      • Author by NewBee (July 28, 2009 4:56 am ET)
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        Choke on that all you morons who say we don't have the best health care system in the universe!
        Not so fast. I've heard proctologists do great work on Uranus.
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    • Author by vysotsky (July 28, 2009 6:00 am ET)
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      "Well that's to be expected, Peter, because we have ten times as many people as you do! That translates to ten times as many accidents, crimes, and down the line..."


      ...cable television hosts who are ten times as stupid?
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    • Author by goesto11 (July 28, 2009 6:49 am ET)
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      So....

      It logically follows that life expectancy in Delaware is far longer than life expectancy in Florida.

      The sad part is O'Reilly's audience is sitting there thinking, "Makes sense to me."
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      • Author by achrispage6992 (July 28, 2009 7:55 am ET)
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        "The sad part is O'Reilly's audience is sitting there thinking, "Makes sense to me."

        Exactly. Now many of them will go to work, church, bathhouses, and abortion clinics spreading this information as if it is scientific fact. No ned to worry though, since the Tiller murder, O'Reilly now believes that his words don't influence people.
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        • Author by CMike (July 29, 2009 8:11 pm ET)
             
          Thanks for your good work in this thread. You never know, maybe someone reading your comments will take a moment to reflect upon the habit they've adopted of expressing contempt for someone by likening them to a retarded person or one who has a seizure disorder. It's never too late to learn a basic lesson in civility.

          http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/Story?id=7129997&page=1

          Then again, I've come to realize over the last year and a half that there are about the same number of ditto-heads on the Left as there are on the Right. Until Olbermann or Maddow spell it out for them, these "desperate to belong to the faux-Progressive tribe" types will continue to think the height of clever criticism is to mock "the other" as being as low as those who are mentally or neurologically challenged.

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      • Author by tbone (July 28, 2009 8:29 am ET)
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        Hard to believe that O'Really didn't have one producer, writer, or cameraman to go. . . Uh Bill? Can I talk to you for a sec?

        Can't wait to hear KO go off on this.
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    • Author by Tbone Slickens (July 28, 2009 7:35 am ET)
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      Canadians have longer life spans because the the data used to collect the data can be skewed. For instance Canada doesn't include homicides and accidents into their formula. When you include that data, then the US has life expectancy on par with other countries. Canadians still have a longer life expectancy when the data is adjusted, it's just not as glaring a difference. Must be all the Curling and Molson!
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      • Author by vysotsky (July 28, 2009 7:59 am ET)
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        "Canadians have longer life spans because the the data used to collect the data can be skewed. For instance Canada doesn't include homicides and accidents into their formula."

        "Canadians still have a longer life expectancy when the data is adjusted, it's just not as glaring a difference."


        Please reconcile those two assertions.
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        • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (July 28, 2009 1:01 pm ET)
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          I wouldn't advise wasting any time trying to get TBoner/ Koko to reconcile his statements or provide any support for his babbling.

          I asked him recently to back up a claim he made on this thread.

          He spent about three days and ten posts full of gibberish, riddles and bullshyte, and the best he could come up with was suggesting that I needed to find a non-existent document that proved his claim was not true.

          Low level troll. For entertainment purposes only.Not recommended for adult discussion.
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          • Author by vysotsky (July 28, 2009 3:35 pm ET)
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            Guilty as charged, Colonel. Some people gamble, some people forego therapy to relive endlessly their childhood traumas, and my own neurotic compulsion is to challenge trolls to back up their positions and then sit back and listen to the dulcet tones of chirping crickets while they run away.
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            • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (July 28, 2009 6:43 pm ET)
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              Har! I know that you knew what you were doing, Vy. I have the same weakness for being entertained by the trollish antics.

              It looks like Koko has chosen the "run away" technique this time, I just wanted you to be aware that he could have chosen the option he used in the thread I linked to; Hundreds of words that add up, substance-wise, to that same chirping sound.

              Only it's sort of like thousands of really lous, stupid crickets.
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      • Author by worrierking (July 28, 2009 8:21 am ET)
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        I'm not a math guy, but...

        We have ten times the population of Canada.

        The per capita homicide rate in the U.S. is three times higher than it is in Canada.

        Fatalities in car accidents in the U.S. are 14 times higher than in Canada

        How could adding those stats to the numbers presented close the gap between life expectancy in the two nations?
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        • Author by Col. Harlan Sanders (July 28, 2009 1:04 pm ET)
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          You're obviously not a math guy, King. Maybe you took the vile, far-left smear math for vermins 101 class, instead of the Advanced placement Culture warrior calculus. Big mistake.You took the one limited by numbers that actually exist.
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          • Author by worrierking (July 28, 2009 1:52 pm ET)
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            I'm just glad I didn't get my math wrong. A few years ago I responded to a wingnut's math post with my own "math".

            Before posting, I broke my ribs and was all hopped up on pharmaceuticals when I made my calculations and have yet to live it down. I didn't even remember posting until the next day.

            It appears that wingnut math is the only kind that uses sub-prime numbers.
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      • Author by harley (July 28, 2009 8:37 am ET)
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        Tbone, as usual, brings zero facts to the table, just an O'Racist-style fantasy rant. Congrats. Thanks for looking just as stupid as O'Racist.
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      • Author by Easy to refute wingnuts (July 28, 2009 9:51 am ET)
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        because the the data used to collect the data can be skewed.
        Could someone please translate that out of the original Stupid?
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        • Author by eweston8542983 (July 28, 2009 10:18 am ET)
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          I'm going for mispelling. That was probably,"data can be skewerred", or maybe scr*wed?
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        • Author by vysotsky (July 28, 2009 11:46 am ET)
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          With pleasure.
          "I have no factual basis for my claim, but if I throw the word "data" around like a cheap beach ball at a Phish concert maybe no one will notice."
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      • Author by dmhack (July 28, 2009 10:15 am ET)
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        Tbone... I'd be interested to know where you got the information about your claim of Canada's skewed stats.

        I did a quick search and couldn't find anything in their methodology suggesting they did not count murders and accidents. I did find that Statistics Canada factors in premature and accidental deaths in its calculation.

        Could you post the site you got you information from.
        Thanks.
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      • Author by hisroyalmattness (July 28, 2009 10:31 am ET)
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        I believe you are talking about the propaganda from the Lewin Group’s Analysis. Canada does not exclude accidents and homicides from their life expectancy. The Lewin Group says if you exclude murder and car accidents then we have a higher life expectancy. The talking head I heard use it also was just taking it out for the United States not the rest of the industrial world. Talking about skewing data, wjat you are quoting to get The United States a higher life expectancy does some form of deaths from us yet does for the other.
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      • Author by shaggles (July 28, 2009 6:06 pm ET)
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        Why all the thumbs down? If the Canadian stats don't include homicides & accidental deaths TBone is right. Life expectancy in the US and Canada are essentially equal. Which means that despite the fear mongering on the right we won't all start dropping dead if we adopt some sort of govt sponsered health care model.
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    • Author by gmsingh (July 28, 2009 7:45 am ET)
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      How does he describe the life expectancy of the whole world?
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    • Author by harley (July 28, 2009 8:36 am ET)
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      So, someone just needs to move to an isolated island and they can hold the record for the oldest person in the world.

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    • Author by NiceguyEddie (July 28, 2009 8:48 am ET)
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      So he's basically admitting that the current helath care system can't cover all those people?
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    • Author by shaggles (July 28, 2009 12:14 pm ET)
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      That doesn't make any sense at all.
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    • Author by Speaker to Wolves (July 28, 2009 9:31 pm ET)
         
      Hey Bill,

      Move to Vatican City. Live forever! (Do it now.)
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    • Author by jmrvan (July 28, 2009 10:50 pm ET)
         
      I didn't see this episode. I have to assume it's taken out of context or something. Trust me, I dislike Bill'O as much as the next guy, but I can't imagine him saying something this stupid unless he was joking/mocking or speaking in some sort of patronizing manner.
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    • Author by mark_Sf (July 29, 2009 3:41 am ET)
         
      Come on, Media Matters.

      IS IT REALLY SO HARD TO POST ANOTHER 1O SECONDS OF THE VIDEO SO THAT YOU DON'T GET ACCUSED OF CUTTING HIM OFF OR TAKING HIM OUT OF CONTEXT?
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    • Author by truthseeker77 (July 29, 2009 10:08 am ET)
         
      hahahahaha.
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    • Author by truthseeker77 (July 29, 2009 10:12 am ET)
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      Why do liberals hate O'reilly?

      A simply analogy proves O'reilly right: The highest mortality rate in the world is in the nation of Angola: 182 per 1000 people.

      But that's because Angola has more people than any other coun...wait..

      I gotta go.
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    • Author by bebiton (July 29, 2009 4:59 pm ET)
         
      AND THIS Guy has a bestseller - in the New York Times for how many months ?

      a big piece of human ignorance !!

      what a disgrace that this imbecile has a TV program !!

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    • Author by Maddie01 (July 30, 2009 4:19 am ET)
         
      Why are knee-jerk conservatives so literal? Nobody is making fun of disabled people. They are making fun of a non-disabled person (that would be Bill O'Reilly) who thinks and speaks like someone with an Intellectual Disability. Do you see the difference?
      Until a law is passed that being full of BS is a disability this guy is not disabled. He's just a blowhard and an embarassment.
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