Of nudist woman in Oregon, Miller says, "I don't think she's hot enough to walk around naked"
August 12, 2009 9:53 pm ET
From the August 12 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor:
When asked by Bill O'Reilly if there "is a barometer of physical appearance that you need to have," Miller responded, "Well, let's put it this way, Bill. When you go next door to borrow sugar off your neighbor, are you able to borrow a B cup of sugar or a C cup of sugar? I guess that's what it comes down to." Chuckling, O'Reilly replied, "Sounds a little chauvinistic to me, Miller, but I'm not sure. You know?"
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You aren't funny enough to still call yourself a comedian. So I can't understand why you don't have more empathy for this lady.
The best career move he ever made was selling his soul and becoming a G-Dub defending talking head. What else would he be doing today? Another C-movie about vampires or performing Weekend Update in his own basement. Even his standup (and I love standup) is horrible. He makes one arcane reference after another to people who think he is intelligent because they do not get his references. When you actually get his references you just find yourself going, "Huh? Even if that reference made sense it wouldn't be funny."
His dizzle done fizzled.
His wang has no bang
His willy has gone nilly
His rod can not prod
His wood is no good
His tool has no fuel
His wong isn't strong
His stiffy is iffy
His junk's in a funk
His knob doesn't throb
His weiner could be leaner
His erection has no projection
His snake is a fake
However, you get a thumbs up for reasons that are all too obvious.
What's the big deal though? Right?
The big deal is that theses scumbags are the first to decry the lack of "family values" by anyone who is not a old, white, Republican.
They've been beating everyone over the head with their bibles and moral superiority for years, yet they're always the first to insult what they tell us are god's creations.
I lost my faith long ago, but I've never lost my humanity. And one lesson I learned has remained with me and that is that you can find beauty in everyone and everything, unless you're a Republican. And then all you can see is the darkness.
Randy