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August 17, 2009 9:42 pm ET
From the August 17 edition of Fox News' Hannity:
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Not that long ago little Dickie Morris had lots of important friends. People listened to him and trusted him. Life was good.
Then one day Dick became a lonely boy. His important friends didn't trust him any longer and only ladies he paid would spend time with him. What was Dick to do?
Dick made friends with a mean giant troll and although the mean giant troll and all his friends pretended to be smart deep down Dick knew they were very stupid.
Pretty soon Dick started saying stupid things too that made his new evil friends happy.
Don't let another boy just like Dick slip through the cracks. Send your money to the Dick Morris Re-education Camp and stop other boys from making the same mistake Dick made.
Send a Dick to camp.
Call today. 1-800-HOOKERS. Operators are standing by.
Oh yea...FOX is a real news channel alright. Yuk, yuk yuk...
*FST From,"In the next world, your on your own."
There it is Mr. and Mrs. America: The News!
...Straight from Dick Dipstick.
Oh! and that one time during the Clinton campaign in 1996, when Morris resigned after reports surfaced that he had been involved with a prostitute... a New York tabloid newspaper, obtained and published a set of photographs of Morris and the prostitute on a Washington, D.C., hotel balcony. News of the A telegraph reported claims that in order to impress the prostitute, Morris invited her to listen in on his conversations with President Clinton....WTF??
Remember the stories of the foot/toe licking fetishism and sexual role play between him and the prostitute?
Why does he have ANY credibility at ALL?
Why?
WHY???
Morris is a joke.
Unreal.