Glenn Beck scrawls wild conspiracy theories on a chalk board

I wonder if Beck has considered that Chavez only says things to get people like Beck to stir up anti Obama feelings. Which means that by reporting on what Chavez says Beck is allowing him to run our country by acting as Chavez's unknowing puppet.....


Na Beck aint smart enough to think of that

Good God, they're everywhere!
Excuse me while I check under my bed. I'm sure there's one hiding there.

Glenn Beck scrawls wild conspiracy theories on a chalk board

Yeah -- what else is new?

Glenn Beck is a Man of His Convictions. He is unafraid! to be challenged!! So, here to rebut Beck's expose of Obama's Communist Chavezistic secret agenda, is a man who totally agrees with every single thing Glenn Beck says no matter what.

Beck reminds me of the Mel Gibson character in the movie Conspiracy Theory.

"The hip bone is connected to the leg bone, the leg bone is connected to the foot bone, your foot bone is connected to your mouth bone" la la la la la

It's like being in wonderland, i can't believe half the stuff im seeing in the media right now...wow!

Lobbyist write policies all the time. Where's Beck been? He might need to take a government 101 class.

I know of someone else who talked to a president who may have broken laws

Maybe we deserve this. 232 years is a good run I guess.

Can there really be that many ill-informed, paranoid, psychotics out there? Or is this just the geek show factor at work?

This guy is just crazy! Freakin' scarey crazy!

OK, I'm totally convinced by the irrefutable blackboard of truth. But I'm puzzled - given that Obama is clearly a radical, SDS-loving, communistic Black Panther, why are his policies so freaking centrist??

Is it some sort of sneaky plot?

Mr. Beck,

The blood of our elected officials, our President, and the service men and women who are sworn to protect them, may very well someday be entirely on your hands, sir.

I curse you for the coward that you are. You are not willing to risk your lucrative career by directly telling people to take up arms against their representatives in our Government. Instead you reach out to the darkest, soulless, pit of hate that exists in our population where you sew your seeds of conspiracy and dissent. You are encouraged by the idea that maybe, just maybe, someone out there who is listening to your factless rants may actually act upon their baser instincts.

You won't be the man to pull the trigger. No. You will be the whisper in the ear of the man who does. Encouraging him. Emboldening him. You will be his heartbeat, his muscle, and his courage.

And when that terrible act is done, you will denounce it and seperate yourself from it.

Your future, Mr Beck, is sadly predicatable, and those of us who oppose you are going to be ring side to see it all, and we will NOT allow you to fall away into the shadows. You will be held acountable for these deeds sir. It is my only wish that your disgrace be a public one.

I bet with enough connections I could draw a line with Beck and Osama Bin Laden!

Should we ask that same opening question to Beck?

"How many Marxists, Communists, anti-capitalists do YOU know?"

That is the most ridiculous rhetorical question I have ever heard come from his mouth. This isn't radio, Glenn; people are not going to call you up and tell you exactly who they are going to McCarthy out into the open. Hell, how many Marxists, Communists, anti-capitalists will openly ADMIT they are those things? My money is on the idea that Beck knows no Marxists, Communists, and anti-capitalists personally, only speculatively.

You're fear-mongering, Beck. You're practically a terrorist yourself.

You forgot to ask questions about these guys:
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/grandolddocket.php

Where does Kevin Bacon fit in?

Glenn Beck = Joe McCarthy...except replace alcoholism with whatever drugs Beck is on.

Here's the problem with all these wacked-out conspiracy nuts like Becky-boy.

They think our system of government is so weak and gullible that it can be overthrown so easily.

I guess they don't believe in our system of checks & balances. There's always that pesky thing called the Constitution, and the Judicial branch who just won't put up with any of this overthrowing business going on.

A civics lesson I have always taught sons - the government can do anything it wants with you. But given time, and the court system, justice will prevail per the Constitution. Checks & balances works.

Where was Becky-boy when W was writing all his signing statements in an attempt to circumvent the powers of Congress to make law?

Oh, this'll get the advertisers rushing back!

My understanding is that Chenney is joining the Obama admistration to take the job of death penal Czar. And that Beck is dying to be his deputy. Any truth to the rumor?

*yawn*

This guy should've been a school teacher. He's really good with a chalkboard.

So when they make a movie of this schlub's life, they can call it, "A Seriously un-Beautiful Mind".

Its amazing how much this man just spews lies and biased remarks. But what is even more amazing is that the American people are actually letting him have this show (let alone some actually trying to get news from it).

Do you have the figures for the other biggies? CNN, MSNBC and CNBC?

Beck and paranoia go together like peanut butter and jelly.

Listening to his rant, all I could think of was this:
"OK, here's what we've got: The Rand Corporation...in conjunction with the saucer people...under the supervision of the reverse vampires...are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass, here, people."
-Milhouse Van Houton

Glenn, you really need to see a doctor. Your fear and paranoia was mildly amusing when I thought it was a shtick, but it's not funny any longer. Do something, before it's too late for you.

"How many Marxists, Communists, anti-capitalists do YOU have around you on a daily basis?"

Not enough!

I love that you can just write a few names on a board, and then draw arrows between them... and that is a CONNECTION!

I'd like to see Glenn Beck's mug shot(s) from back when he was a big drug addict. Hey Americans who worship Glenn Strange...er Beck? Did you know you're listening to a "former"??? drug addict? Show us some of the pictures of you hurling into the toilet when you were all sweaty and strung out Glenn.. I think the Fox audience would really love to see them to appreciate the kind of person they're putting their faith in.

As for the weather underground: I've heard estimates that around 2 million Vietnamese civilians died during our chess match with Moscow. As for Rashidi: he's known as a radical because he dares to equate a Palestinian life with an Israeli one?

Empathy, my friends. Some people understand it. Some people simply don't. If I've learned nothing else in this world, it's that simple fact.

No, Glenn you got it all wrong. The Rand Corporation (in conjunction with the saucer people) under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing Obama to reform Healthcare in a fiendish plot to eliminate old people.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kvwn9f7n_AA/RtG6HoD29yI/AAAAAAAAADc/UHYeWH8ZX4Q/s1600-h/milhouse.jpg

Fellow Matterers,

I am convinced. G.Beck is a hollow mix of evangelist, late night pitchman, and actor. He is still on the job, getting paid well. What does that say, about his employer?

Breathless with shock, he forges though his agony. His will drives his bogus passion, rhetoric. The apocalypse of ignorance, waxing his fate, strains to a hopeless horizon.

We know what the problem is, and vote is the solution. G.Beck can keep his job.

Addsum,
Ronin Kannushi.

Oh yeah, he's gone!

GLEN IS GOING TO MAKE ME INTERESTED IN HIS FAMILY TREE ALL THE WAY TO THE 1700'S.

If a fraction of what Beck says is true, we lose a ton of our democracy and everyone should be worried. To igonore all of what Beck says is an act of foolishness ad I for one will not bury my face in the sand and ignore history lessons of how other countries slowly moved to facism, as we surely are.

thoughtcrimes:

according to beck and others, those who disagree with them have no right to be represented by a government no matter how many of them there are.

if you ever talked with someone who is a radical leftist, no matter how long ago it was you are by proxy a marxist, communist or whatever, have no right to run for office or change anything in society for the rest of your life.

If anybody who they disagree with ever organizes to change anything it is the communists trying to destroy america.


typical right wing targets too, all labor unions are communists, all environmental groups are communists, anybody who ever found fault with our own government from the left of center can be incriminated by their thoughts or opinions which automatically means they are communists by their "connections".

anybody who ever had an opinion that they disagree with is "tied together" with the communist movement to overthrow america.

their next step will be to propose a one party system because if you are a democrat you are "tied in" to these other people and must never be allowed to vote either.

God this man is out of his mind!