Limbaugh: Democratic Party "obsessed with your death," "party of abortion and euthanasia, slavery and not liberty"
September 30, 2009 2:21 pm ET
From the September 30 edition of Premiere Radio Networks' The Rush Limbaugh Show:
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1. Don't get sick.
2. If you do get sick, die quickly.
In a room where ya do what ya dont confess
Thumbsdown ya better take care
We see you been creepin out from underneath the stairs
Thumbsdown ya better take care
We see you been creepin out from underneath the stairs...
Care to answer NY Rep. Weiner's question: What do the insurance companies bring to the table in regards to health care?
But one sunny day, while picking nosegays, Puppie bent down to pluck one last stem. A drunk Mr. Mole driving fast, lost control, and proceeded to run over him.
Poor Puppie in pain, an ambulance came and took him to get vital care. Set his bones, fix his guts, bandage up all his cuts - "Can we get a nurse to brush his hair?"
Only three weekends later, on the freight elevator, Puppie's wheeled downstairs homeward bound. "By the way" says Doc Crab, "almost forgot your tab", gave him his bill and said "See ya 'round".
"65 THOUSAND BUCKS?!?" Puppie yelled "THIS IS... BAD!" as he pondered his future in debt. But the neighbors pitched in, and Puppie said with a grin "Conservative health care's THE BEST!!!"
The moral, dear fog, is that like limpaugh's "dog", Puppie didn't need "healthcare for all". So when some day you find you're in a medical bind, just give Puppie's neighbors a call....
Puppyfarts has enough of a hurdle to get over tying his shoelaces.
Make a note of it. In fact, make 2 notes of it.
Care to answer Rep. Weiner's question?
That's conservative healthcare in puppies world. Those who have money get it. Those who don't, too bad. Must be that reichwing christianity we hear so much about...
Seeking to ban textbooks which teach science and ignore superstition, would be one "manner", violent rhetoric would be another, hatred of liberals and liberalism would be a third.
Here in the real world, paying for your.....oh let's say...heart surgery is quite bit different from paying for a new car, and here's how; you see, you don't actually know when your heart attack is going to come, so it is rather difficult to save up for your heart attack. Do you follow me?
So healthcare must be paid for by some kind of insurance. The problem with private insurance however, is that when it comes to healthcare, however is that to the insurer, your care is their cost. So private insurers, in order to minimize the amount they pay out, are going to have massive beuracracies dedicated to the duel purposes of (1) weeding out patients with pre-existing conditions and (2) denying coverage to as many customers as possible. These beuracracies cost money, and that drives up the price of insurance. Do you understand yet? That's why healthcare is one of the many services that it would be insane to have the private sector administer.
Now do you understand how idiotic it is to compare paying for healthcare to car purchases?
Or maybe you think people should have to pay before they're admitted to the emergency room? Maybe ambulances should run by the bank on the way to the hospital so that a patient with a gun shot wound can swipe his credit card, hey? That's the only way your ananlogy would make a lick of sense.
Once again reality complicates the perfect little right wing world. If the government is going to cover catastrophic illnesses, then even assuming you don't give a damn about the people whom God decreed must live in poverty for their wickedness, it makes financial sense to pay for treatments which keep them from needing catastropic care, as catastrophic care tends to be quite a bit more expensive.
Even your leaders aren't that dumb. I'm assuming you had the fortitude to save for the $300,000 antibiotics you may potentially need one day?
Ah, yes, the old "liberals don't have jobs" routine. I'll tell you what, when I see you working at the toll booth, instead giving you quarters, I'll give you some of my mind-blowing weed, it'll be blast, dude!
Any outrage about that?
Keep up the good work. I think you're starting to change some minds around here!
The Democratic Party
Hey - Puppypoop. Here's the real story about this "Democrat Party" garbage - you might want to follow this link, read the article, and learn something for a change.
They use some big words in this article - if you come across a word you don't understand, you might want to come up out of the basement and ask your mommy what it means.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democrat_Party_(phrase)
If you are poor, they don't care. If you are homeless, well it's your own choice. If you can't afford healthcare, they don't care if you lose your house, or go bankrupt. They even made it more difficult to go bankrupt (Personal bankruptcy, it is fine for businesses).
Moral and religious minded people should (but don't) understand that forcing a terminally ill to live out a life in pain and agony is not respecting life. Most people feel abortion is acceptable in cases of rape and incest, so we should be able to let women decide for themselves in other cases. It is the likes of Rush and others who are denying us the freedom of choice in these matters and denying us the dignity of choice that true freedom allows us. They want freedom that is allowed under their own strict terms and freedom for themselves that is gained by by denying it to others.
Conservatives believe that corporations are inherently good and that people are evil by nature and will act exactly like Conservatives do. Because Conservatives cannot comprehend acting with any motives other than greed and selfishness, they assume all other people act the same way, and must be controlled, unless they are wealthy, and can afford to grab all they can for themselves.
"He killed her!"
"Do you have any evidence?"
"You find it! That's not my job!"
"Ummmm....."
It's a false argument. FAIL.
Out of guilt.
So you say you don't want to pay for public schools because you don't use them? You don't believe you have benefited from the graduates of our public schools? Of course, not all our public schools produce doctors, lawyers, scientists, etc., but would you rather have a class of uneducated, unemployable people who could not afford a private school?
Call me selfish and I will accept it as a compliment. Shame me by defeating me in the debate.
There's that buzz word again that gets the base fired up. FREEDOM...! LIBERTY...! Words that have become a cliche' under right wing usage. Too bad Limbaugh can't show video on radio of an eagle soaring among the clouds. What a bunch of simple-minded frauds...
Randy
Terms curtesy of The Firesign Theater.
If you don't know of them you could find out. I think that was from the CD "All things Firesign". A collection of work done for PBS.
They are rightly respected in many places, including the Library of Congress. "The Beatles of comedy, an American Monty Python," though they predate The Python. There are a few other fireheads who post here as well. They have produced arround 20 recorded works since the mid sixties. They remain one of the great unknown comedy acts of america.
They are doing a multiday show in LA in the next month or so. Somehow though, I think they would not be your cup of tea.
Anyone who seriously believes that the Republicans want death, or that they had no plan, or that people are dumb enough to not get care when needed or anything either party says oughta do some fact checks before forming their beliefs.
Fail.