Limbaugh: "I'm colorblind ... I treat everybody equally"
October 12, 2009 4:37 pm ET
From the October 12 edition of Premiere Radio Networks' The Rush Limbaugh Show:
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Previously:
Limbaugh: "Obama has disowned his white half ... he's decided he's got to go all in on the black side"
Limbaugh "kind of like[s]" analogy that Obama "is the Donovan McNabb of the U.S. Senate"
Limbaugh called "Barack Hussein Obama" a "half-minority"
Limbaugh on Obama: "Halfrican American"
Latching onto L.A. Times op-ed, Limbaugh sings "Barack, The Magic Negro"
Limbaugh calls Walsh "The Magic Honky," says she is the "real racist"
















Maybe tomorrow he'll spend five minutes explaining that he travels to places known for having underage boy prostitutes, with Viagra in his carry-on luggage, because he doesn't see age.
Boss Hogg sounds just like the wingnut posters here who jump in any time race is mentioned to tell everybody they're definitely not racists, but asking that everybody please stop noticing all of the racist Republicans.
Ha! Now I know that he really is a comedian!
"I don't see color/I'm colorblind" means "I only see Black and White" or "I only see my followers and my enemies". He's right there, there are no 'shades of gray' in his totalitarian fantasy world.
"I treat everybody equally" means "I consider everybody else on the planet to be an idiot, and *I* am the only intelligent person"
Col., the very fact that you notice racism means, by definition, that you're a racist. If you weren't a racist, you wouldn't find those posters that depict the president as a tribal shaman with a bone in his nose at all strange. You would after all, be "color blind", like Rush.
To the right, refusing to notice racism=colorblindness.
But I guess seeing how obviously their complaints expose them would take a better understanding of the subject than that shown by their professor El Lushbo. And it's not really fair to expect the sheep to pick up on things the shepherd doesn't quite grasp.
Stephen Colbert's gonna have a field day with this.
Like dirt?
Never heard him chant George Walker Bush three times followed by the same harmony.
George Walker Bush, mmm mmm mmm
On this he said we'd all agree:
They misunderestimated me
George Walker Bush, mmm mmm mmm
While his administration knew the intel was fake
He said Iraq tried to buy yellow cake...
George Walker Bush, mmm mmm mmm
Insurgents cost our soldiers a vast toll,
But he said "Bring them on"... Wow, what an as**ole!
I could sing the rest of the song, but it only gets worse from there.
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.
Ham and eggs walk into a bar, the bartender says" Get out, we don't serve food here".
I am just trying to compete with Rush. on open stage day at the Limbaugh House of Racist Comedy. To which, I apologize to all skeletons (Ms. Coulter) and hams ( Rush) for being a skeletofood racist.
Now if Rush doesn't come back tomorrow and say this was just a joke then for sure he is going mad over the realism facing him in his attempt to buy the Rams.
I think people focus too much on peoples' actions, and the stupid things they say, instead of allowing the same delusional, confused people to do their own self-assessment, and simply tell everybody that they're just fine, regardless of what others see..
I gots a million of 'em.
If Rushs' sermon above doesn't kick-off the long awaited joke day, nothing will.
It is a holiday. In 1491 or 1492, my uncle Chris set-off to find China and bumped into the Americas instead. If only the Indians had built the Panama Canal, he would have gone right by us. And where would Rush be..so Rush, thank the Italians, better yet, call them Mafioso. After that double your security.
Your first radio job was given to you because of family connections. You had no real qualifications and were loathe to educate yourself.
You are an uneducated, pompous, fat fool. You are the skid mark on the soiled underpants of a decaying Repulican party. Somebody get some bleach.
A man walks into a bar without a tie..the bartender says, sorry sir you must leave and get a tie. The only thing the man could find in his trunk were jumper cables. So he put them around his neck, tied them up and re-enter the bar. The bartender looked at him and said said "That's OK but don't start anything".
Rush, do you get it yet..this is what your cry for help sounded like.
Somebody already did the skeleton/mop joke, but I like the jumper cables.Termite walks into a bar and says "Is the bar tender here?"..
he was loathe to formally educate himself, this is true... but if anyone is pompous, it's someone who operates on the premise that education equals knowledge...
information is not knowledge
knowledge is not wisdom
wisdom is not truth
truth is not beauty
beauty is not love
love is not music
music is the best
frank zappa
My forbears were denied the privileges of the Limbaugh clan. Thus they had little to few opportunities or connections to leverage. Nevertheless, my family is full of achievers who educated themselves and perservered. That's strength.
I'm fed up with the conservative "anti-intellectual," "anti-education," "elite" meme.
Stay ignorant if you like. That may fly in your reality (Alabama?, Missippi?, Georgia?,Oklahoma?, Kansas?, Texas?), but it doesn't fly in the rest of the world.
congratulations on your family's achievements, i'm sure you all deserve the fruits of your labors... just don't accuse me of being a racist because i am not sensitive to feelgood liberal pandering...
i'm fed up, too... with being glossed a racist, indirectly with your cute little southern states reference... try getting a cab in nyc or boston, then tell me about reality... but if you need a ride in houston (you called it, no matter how misguided), i'll take you anywhere you need to go, and buy you dinner to boot...
and, yes, we'll be riding in my pickup truck... stereotypical enough for you?...
Wasn't difficult to tag you as Southerner either, since the vast majority of what's left of the GOP is comprised of voters in the South. It is really nothing less than a regional party of unschooled, myopic, theocrats and yes quite a few racists (maybe 5-10 percent). But again, I never suggested you were racist, merely willfully uninformed.
You using a Frank Zappa lyric to defend Glenn Beck. You are really trippin' dude.
i did cringe when michael jackson sold permission to nike to use "revolution" to sell shoes, but i got over it... now half the beatles catalog can be heard in a video game... popular music, even coltrane and other avant garde musicians, are the norm in commercials now and not a rarity... i think it's a good thing... how long can the zappa estate hold out before dweezil sells a song for a muffin commercial?...
i know, if zappa was alive today he'd probably electrocute rush in a music video like he did with reagan... or waterboard him...
One can always hope that another side effect of Oxycontin would be losing the ability to talk.
Wiki
Rush sees Blue People.
We say, thank God to these Americans for "NOT" letting money cover-up Rush's degrading statements that were made about ALOT of minorities (Blacks, Latinos, Asians, Muslims, Women, Gays, etc.) so publicly to his Republican Loyalists who just laughed and grinned. Rush made hundred of millions of dollars on the backs of these minorities, and now he wants them to think he is "NOT" RACIST. Uh, oh. God bless America wink, wink. LOL
No one with common sense would entertain "I'm colorblind" nonsense from this racist psycho.
While we were enjoying a really good meal, good friends, and some laughs, one of my guests said: "Please turn off the radio, that voice on the radio sounds so angry." It was Limbaugh. I wasn't even aware that the radio was still on. It was nothing but backround noise, but it was impossible to ignore.
My point is:
I hit the wrong button. My point is:
We are a nation of many cultures. Limbaugh and his ilk are just backround noise. Why are there some still who are so angry with those who have enriched the American Experiment.
I just don't get it.
way to go team!...
reporting from murderland ranch,
i'm mookie von zipper
massmurdermedia
You mean recording Limbaugh's show and posting them on the intarwebz?
And you all are so dang hateful and such bastards and beotchs to say the absolutely baseless and vitriolic things you do. It hurts Spooky and Rush's heart and soul. Because that's what they truly care about. Other people's hearts and souls.
Bad, bad liberals, one and all. You're all getting spankings. Spanking party at JJ's abode.
Can I be first? And last? :-)
Yeah, yeah I know I'm not a Liberal, but I'm your handsome Con bastid BF :-)
Actually they are all end up being private since I always take out my taser to scare away the other guests at these spanking parties. Hehehe...
I love to hear them scream "Don't tase me bro!!"
Do we each get T.O's too? <----Private between me & Miz Julia, don't anybody else even try to figure it out!!
Oh that's funny: an honest discussion about race should include parody songs to the tune of "Puff The Magic Dragon", name calling, and the claim that blacks can't swim, but criticizing someone who uses those tactics plays into attempts to keep "minorities angry"? You've managed to satirize conservative talkers' standard defense against charges of racism perfectly! Very nicely done.
His right hand man in black.
Bo Snurgly?? Anybody?
He's just as critical.
Is he racist too?
** laugh **
You guys just hate the man...
... admit it, it'll be okay.