Dobbs claims "left-wing activist groups ... represent no one"
October 22, 2009 11:34 pm ET
From the October 22 broadcast of United Stations Radio Networks' The Lou Dobbs Show:


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We snicker, you deride.
They're talking ragtime, all the time. All of them.
I don't know a single person who watches Lou Dobbs. His show isn't the least bit entertaining, it's just some angry old guy in a suit with a microphone. Why is he even on the air?
You're right of course. Dobbs isn't interesting in the least. Like his soulmate Limbaugh he is nothing but a flatulent angry middle aged white male paid handsomely to rant about things he knows little or nothing about (as long as the subjects please his corporate masters). But I sense a cable special coming up. After Sean Hannity keeps his commitment to be waterboarded (on the air), Lou Dobbs receives a high enema from Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter who are both wearing "Guantanomo Orange" Boiler Suits (made of Spandex of course). Available only on pay for view. Sarah does most of the hose work of course while Ann administers jolts to pretty boy Sean with a portable Taser, because his crying and wailing after being waterboarded are interrupting the enema. We can't let Sarah do it--she has "issues" with tasers. Now that might be interesting. And Lou, regular enemas and more fiber in your diet may cure your flatulence.
It's fun to point and laugh at Dobby the Lou.
You want to know about shell organizations that don't represent anyone? Try the astroturf groups led by Armey and Koch and Berman. You know who I mean, or, sitting in that chair with that mic in front of you, you certainly should. You lean so far to the right, Lou, it's a wonder you don't need a saddle to keep your seat.