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Cavuto doesn't believe Norris' conspiracy theory that health care bill allows govt to invade homes and regulate parenting

November 11, 2009 5:20 pm ET

From the November 11 edition of Fox News' Your World with Neil Cavuto:

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    • Author by wzwriter (November 11, 2009 5:24 pm ET)
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      Does anyone else get the feeling that in all of his years of martial arts, Chuck Norris has taken a few too many kicks to the head????
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    • Author by bintx (November 11, 2009 5:32 pm ET)
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      Well, that's good, Neil, because it can't! What a doofus!
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    • Author by Sharpe (November 11, 2009 5:39 pm ET)
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      The question begs to be asked - did norris actually read a 2000 page legislation in a few days? I mean even with a "legal team" that is a tall order. Reading healthcare legislation is no joke - it is likely something even a lawyer would be hard pressed to interpret correctly. And is Norris' legal team actually lawyers? I dont know how you can interpret from the bill something like the government can come into your home and regulate parenting.

      Funny how the PATRIOT Act which did seek to completely undermine our rights as citizens was not greeted with nearly as much skepticism despite the fact that it did in fact have clauses that allowed the government to spy on citizens and check private financial records and detain american citizens without charge and indefinitely. Yeaaa, that was accepted with open arms but healthcare is something we have to worry about the gov't adding some clause about invading our home.
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    • Author by drempala (November 11, 2009 5:39 pm ET)
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      Who is on Chuck Norris's legal team? Someone that played a lawyer in "Delta Force"?
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      • Author by wzwriter (November 11, 2009 5:43 pm ET)
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        Who is on Chuck Norris's legal team?

        Probably Mark Levin - the sorriest excuse for a lawyer and a human being on the planet.

        THAT'S RIGHT - I SAID IT!!!!!
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      • Author by soze169880 (November 11, 2009 5:56 pm ET)
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        Who is on Chuck Norris's legal team?

        His beard. He got a little tie for it and everything.
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    • Author by aBeck in 10-O-C (November 11, 2009 5:42 pm ET)
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      Oh my. The place is a mess. Hide the good liquor. Will they be staying for dinner?
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    • Author by foghornleghorn (November 11, 2009 5:58 pm ET)
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      The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book?

      Fact #87: Chuck Norris is a old, short, and irrelevant (except to Fox News)
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    • Author by Marker (November 11, 2009 6:03 pm ET)
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      Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris doesn't need to read the bill, because Chuck Norris can't read.
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      • Author by georgiagal (November 11, 2009 7:18 pm ET)
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        Chuck Norris is more than you'll ever be. You obviously have no idea of how many lives of at-risk kids he's changed through his karate programs. He is extremely well-read, and knows that he's talking about politically, which is obviously much more than you guys know. Mock and make jokes...and I hope that you're one of the first who can't get the MRI that's needed in time to save your life. The innocent shouldn't suffer from this crooked healthcare bill, those of you who support it should.
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        • Author by MickD (November 11, 2009 11:49 pm ET)
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          Chuck, must you sign on as a woman yet again?
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        • Author by aBeck in 10-O-C (November 12, 2009 11:14 am ET)
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          ...and I hope that you're one of the first who can't get the MRI that's needed in time to save your life. The innocent shouldn't suffer from this crooked healthcare bill, those of you who support it should.


          How dare you!!!! When my son hurt his back at high school football
          practice my insurance company would not pay for an MRI that found that he had a genetic weakness in one lumbar disk. I paid 1000 dollars of my own money to discover that he should stop playing football because of risk of catastrophic injury.
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    • Author by PhuckPHOX (November 11, 2009 6:03 pm ET)
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      This is hilarious. I love that they're consulting a movie star/martial arts expert on his "professional" opinion of the healthcare bill and this government.
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    • Author by kassandranobody8064 (November 11, 2009 6:22 pm ET)
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      He is not that smart, not a very good actor. I have never heard anyone refer to him as any kind of a " thinker." How sad and pathetic is this guy - he thinks because when the bushies were in charge - the media acted as if what he was saying made sense. As but unfortunately it does not, and he is beginning to feel the backlash.
      just like when george or dick thought the same thing-just because they had an idea enter their brains it doesn't automatically make it a great idea

      what happened to critical thinking????

      Is this the best we can do?
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    • Author by Boxer1979 (November 11, 2009 7:25 pm ET)
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      Cavuto doesn't believe Norris' conspiracy theory that health care bill allows govt to invade homes and regulate parenting

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    • Author by thundavolt (November 11, 2009 8:00 pm ET)
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      This guy thought "Ah, Fox News. Anything goes." What knuckle head. Someone needs to start rewriting all the Chuck Norris fun facts. They seem to have gone to his head.
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    • Author by charne (November 11, 2009 8:26 pm ET)
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      When did Chuck get so sickly looking? He's barely intelligible here?
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    • Author by thename (November 11, 2009 10:37 pm ET)
         
      "They keep changing this from one area of the bill to another!" says Norris. Implicit: don't try to [air quotes]fact-check[/air quotes] or anything.

      Absolute demagoguery and I have to say ... sniffle ... I'm proud of Cavuto for calling him on the completely made up bit.
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    • Author by Bronwyn (November 12, 2009 2:13 pm ET)
         
      Does Chuck have aides? It also looks like he's had a really bad face lift.
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