Discussing CRU emails, Hannity asks, "What is the motivation for a scientist to lose all credibility?"
December 04, 2009 11:08 pm ET
From the December 4 edition of Fox News' Hannity:
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None of the answers will satisfy you, though, because there is no good answer that would cover the thousands of scientists who agree that man-caused climate change is a problem.
I wish I had seen this whole segment to hear what your stammering guest finally came up with.
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Gee I don't know Sean. Why don't you ask the ones that come on your show, they will know the answer...:)
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Money.
More to the point...What is the motivation for hack journalists to disgrace themselves on practically a daily basis with brazen lies and other assorted crap?
Ask Uncle Rupert.
What is it with the oil company mojo hate? Hiss hiss evil oil companies have every scientist in their back pocket. Conspiracy theory for the right is if Obama is American born or not for the left it's oil companies smoking rolled up money like cigars got everyone on their pay roll.
What does climate theory have to do with 'redistribution'?
Let's ask a conspiracy theorist. Hannity?
Hannity should change the name of his show to the "Biased Conspiracy Panel"
Millions and Millions of dollars.
Trying to prove Hannity right about anything
Money from Exxon.
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That is just an absolutely outrageous attack on Sean.
That is like saying "more 200 mph flying sumersaults on his Vespa"
If Sean is capable of reasoning in any identifiable geometric shape,
then I truly am the Chief Inspector of the Surete
JOE: For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.
IDIOT #1: But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.
IDIOT #2: So, wait a minute, what you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops.
JOE: Yes.
IDIOT #2: Water. Like out the toilet?
JOE: I mean, well it doesn't have to be out of the toilet. But yeah, that's the idea.
IDIOT #1: But Brawndo's got what plants crave.
IDIOT #2: It's got electrolytes.
JOE: OK. Look. The plants aren't growing. So I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo is not working. I'm no botonist, but what I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.
IDIOT #3: Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.
IDIOT #1: Hey, that's good. Are you sure YOU'RE not the smartest guy in the world?
IDIOT #4: (chuckles)
JOE: OK, look. You want to solve this problem, and I want to get my pardon. So why don't we just try it, OK, and not worry about what plants crave.
IDIOT #2: (Pause) Brawndo's got what plants crave.
IDIOT #3: Yeah. It's got electrolytes.
JOE: (raising voice) What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
IDIOT #1: (thinking) It's...what...they use to make Brawndo.
JOE: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?
IDIOT #4: (softly, raising hand) cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.
NARRATOR: So after several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason. So he simply told the Cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water.
LOL. Good example. Just like Hannity. :-)
Interesting approach to solve the problem, though.
I suppose deniers may be more apt to believe a shaman and an old guy with a divining rod.
Shaman: I've studied this problem carefully. The bones and entrails both say the climate is changing because of us.
Old Man: I agree. My asked my divining rod to point to the source and it pointed at me.
Hannity: Sounds like conclusive proof! Too bad these evil scientists don't use your proven techniques. After all, they've been in use for thousands of years, so it must work.