Palin looking forward to "providing the fair and the balanced reporting and analysis that voters in this country deserve"
January 12, 2010 8:12 pm ET
From the January 12 edition of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor:
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Keith Olbermann
If you've got something to say, please say it. Posting this same schtick over and over again adds nothing to the conversation, Mr. News.
With Avatar like Special Effects maybe Ms. Palin can give you an Aerial Demonstration on her Broom?
Oh Bill, i hope you understand that my Clerihews have yet to even Bloom?
Ring Ring, "This is Andrea", "ITS BILL BABY", "Leave me alone", "YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOB DON'T YOU? Mmmmmm"
Speak truth to power.
Mr. News
Cuz they sure-as-@#$% aren't gettin it from Fox News.
Getting paid millions to facebuch like a german breeding machine in heat? We've got her full attention...
BTW, I'm driving.
Does Palin even know where Iran is before she asks for financial sanctions and then supports a war?.....
Note to Bill Oreilly! She is no longer a Governor...of anything!
Um, since when is it "uppity" or "small" for a SITTING US Senator to request that she be addressed as such?
Bee!-Bee!-Bee!-Bee!-Bee!-Bee!-Bee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eeh!
Doo!-Doo!-Doo!-Doo!-Doo!-Doo!-Doo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh!
Those people have usually served one -- or more -- full terms, not resigned midway thru their first one . . .
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This is a test. This is only a test.
With me its just amusement . . .
dateline washington dc, january 20th, 2012
"i, sarah palin, do solemnly swear, that i will faithfully execute the office of president of the united states, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the constitution of the united states. so help me god. and guns."
drink it in media mattersers... your worst nightmare is slowly unfolding before your very eyes... buhuhuhuhahahahahahah (diabolical laughter)!!!...
Sarah Palin will never see the Washington Monument from her front porch.
Is that a picture of you as Lou Reed?
as for lou reed, i do have the first 2 velvet underground records on vinyl... so don't get me started on music, as i am quite the elitist music snob, and i'm confident that your record collection is my record collection's beeyotch...
finally, it's the democrats who recently floated a bill to give the president the authority over the internet under the guise of cyber security... and as much as i love sarah palin, i would guess that while she most likely has crappy taste in music, she couldn't care less about me and my websites and anyone else's for that matter... but thanks for reminding to pimp them here on media matters:
massmurdermedia at murderland ranch
massmurdermedia on myspace
I too am quite the music snob and I've got you beat in the VU game.
Having bought the originals when they were first released probably before you were born.
I too am quite the music snob and I've got you beat in the VU game.
Having bought the originals when they were first released probably before you were born.
i was probably 7 or 8 when andy warhol unleashed the VU... at the time, though, i was more in to the monkees...
btw, going off topic, i was taken to task by media matters for a comment i made in replying to you (don't recall the subject, it may have been as long as 2 months ago)... i just want to take this opportunity to apologize to you, most humbly and profusely, if i offended you in any way...
Sooo, Mooney -- er, Mookie,
I'd like to pose the same question to you as I do all wingnuts who believe Simple Sarah should run in '12:
What makes you think someone
- who couldn't even run a town of 5,000 people [Wasilla, AK] by herself [she needed the help of a city manager]
- and resigned midway thru her ONLY executive office experience, as governor of the nation's LEAST POPULOUS state
. . . is ready to govern a nation of 300+ million??
Reminds me of Senator Al Franken's rejoinder: "Conservatives run for office, saying, 'government doesn't work.' Then we elect them, and they prove it."
as a texan, though, i will grant you that rick perry is basically a hairdo in a suit...
what makes me think someone with the level of experience of palin can govern a nation?... he's sitting in the oval office as i write this...
True -- but, I'll bet its one of the few to see their debt grow from $1 million to $25 million in the space of one year . . .
Wow, Mook -- Boxer was right; you HAVE been smoking the cheeba . . .
Level of experience?
Palin: attended 4 different colleges on 5 occasions {including Hawaii Pacific University, which she allegedly left after one term because she was "uncomfortable around so many Asians"}; has B.S. in Communications
Obama: attended Occidental College, transferred to Columbia University {B.A. in Political Science with concentration in international relations}; J.D. from Harvard Law School
Palin: Wasilla, AK city council member 1992-1996
Wasilla, AK mayor 1996-2002
AK Governor 2006-2009
Obama: Illinois State Senator 1997-2004
US Senator 2005-2008
US President 2009 - present
Its the only explanation for his belief that an unemployed hockey mom is as qualified to be US president as the incumbent . . .
we can play spin the crack pipe all day long and it will always stop to point at you...
Is it her vast knowledge of foreign policy, domestic policy, what? How will she tackle urban issues, given that she visited only homogenous parts of the country during the campaign (and during her book tour).
She "governed" in one of the most homogenous states in the union and didn't complete her term, but is now a millionaire -- much as Levi Johnston claimed was her true objective. Campaign staff (Republicans) have admitted she was not up for the challenge intelectually -- and that comes from her supporters. So why is she qualified? And no we don't fear her in the least. We think she is the best thing for the progressive movement -- a Dan Quayle for the 21st Century.
as for her qualifications to be president, the answer is quite simple... while everyone seems to have their own opinion as to who is qualified to serve as president, we have this thing called the constitution... and in it you'll find the only 2 documented and legal qualifications, something to this effect:
1. she's a native born citizen of the united states.
2. she has attained the minimum age of 35 years.
dis her resume all you want, but it's comparable to her predecessors, who shall remain nameless since you don't want to talk about them... but i will say that had she gotten a law degree, served as a community organizer, state senator and served 1/3 of a us senate term, which is apparently ok to bail out from as long as you run and win a presidential election, it would hardly enhance her stature in my eyes...
YOU BETCHA!
LMFAO!
Of course at Fox, that’s a plus (I’m looking at you, Gretchen Oxford scholar Carlson).
But Palin is very thin-skinned. She’s not adroit at deflecting criticism, she’s petty, and she’s too often been caught telling stupid lies.
Unless she’s willing to listen to the advice she’s no doubt being given by her PR handlers about creating a credible brand image on television, and unless she steps up her willingness to research issues, she’s about to provide a goldmine of material for pundits ready to call her out.
Case in point.
And another.
And yet another.
Right -- that's why she fired the Wasilla police chief {because he "stared" at her}, fired the head of the Alaska State Troopers {who was involved in a custody battle with her sister}, and got mad at David Letterman for cracking a joke about her daughter . . .
That's some thick skin, all right.
It is 12:00 am
AT THE TOP OF THE NEWS HOUR
Fox ?News? has Hannity on again a repeat of his 9pm show -- with a news crawler about HAITI!!!
CNN and MSBNC are covering what is going on in HAITI!
.....WHEN WILL FOX NEWS PICK UP THIS HORRIBLE STORY......
I know, when FOX has a way to BLAME PRESIDENT OBAMA for not acting fast enough or it was his fault. Just as Fox ?NEWS? did not pick up on the Panty Bomber untill the AM TOONS !!
Fox ?News? will cover live, a 2 hours a car chase in Texas, with shouts from the stuido in the backgroud as events unfold.
.........A MAJOR EARTH QUAKE IN HAITI IS NOT NEWS........
I still love that one. I hadn't visited Wonkette for a while, but popped in recently to see that The Snowbilly and Moosellinni are also quite popular nicks for Sarah of the North.
"... the fair and balanced reporting and analysis that the voters in this country deserve."
Fair - as in "fair-skinned"
Balanced - as in "balanced heavily towards neuroticism, bigotry and self-interest"
Reporting - Propaganda
Analysis - outright lies in support of "reporting"
The voters in this country - her "real Americans"
Deserve - will swallow
nice to see ms. palin stuck with her track record and lied right off the bat.