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Robertson's "true story": Haiti "swore a pact to the devil" to get "free from the French" and "ever since, they have been cursed"

January 13, 2010 2:20 pm ET

From the January 13 edition of Christian Broadcasting Network's The 700 Club:

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PAT ROBERTSON: And, you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, "We will serve you if you will get us free from the French." True story. And so, the devil said, "OK, it's a deal."

And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other. Desperately poor. That island of Hispaniola is one island. It's cut down the middle. On the one side is Haiti; on the other side is the Dominican Republic. Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, et cetera. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. They need to have and we need to pray for them a great turning to God. And out of this tragedy, I'm optimistic something good may come. But right now, we're helping the suffering people, and the suffering is unimaginable.

KRISTI WATTS (co-host): Absolutely, Pat.

(H/T to Political Carnival)

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    • Author by IRONY 101 (January 13, 2010 2:23 pm ET)
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      Oh my God...I can't take this anymore. Someone please shoot me...
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      • Author by carlh (January 13, 2010 2:29 pm ET)
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        What on earth is he actually talking about?
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        • Author by DellDolly (January 13, 2010 2:58 pm ET)
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          If you look into Haitian history, there's a story about a priest whose death led to the final slave revolt that resulted in Haitian independence. Because the guy participated in an animal sacrifice, rather than simply praying to God to be rescued from slavery, he "swore a pact with the devil", don't you know?

          Dutty Boukman was a houngan, or vodoun priest whose death was considered a catalyst to the slave uprising that marked the beginning of the Haïtian Revolution.

          Boukman was born in Jamaica, and later sold by his British master to a French plantation owner, who put him to work as a commandeur (slave driver) and, later, a coach driver. His French name came from his English nickname, "Book Man," which he earned due to his ability to read.

          On 22 August 1791, Boukman presided in the role of houngan (priest) together with an African-born priestess and conducted a ceremony at the Bois Caïman and prophesied that the slaves Jean François, Biassou, and Jeannot would be leaders of a slave revolt that would free the slaves of Saint-Domingue. A pig, which symbolized the wild, free, and untamable spiritual power of the forest and the ancestors, was sacrificed, an oath was taken, and Boukman and the priestess exhorted the listeners to fight bravely against their oppressors. Days later the Haitian Revolution began. Boukman was not the first to attempt a slave uprising in Saint-Domingue, as he was preceded by others, such as Padrejean in 1676, and François Mackandal in 1757. However, his large size, warrior-like appearance, and fearsome temper made him an effective leader and helped spark the Haitian Revolution.
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          • Author by Meremark (January 13, 2010 3:51 pm ET)
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            Yeah, this comment is closer to my interest: Having massmedia 'contextualize' the (tragedy) news with history and geography discussion.

            What earthquake DAMAGE in DOMINICAN REPUBLIC ???? (same island - Hispaniola)

            What earthquake DAMAGE in CUBA ???? (100 miles from epicenter)

            What relief efforts are underway? and How do we CONTRIBUTE to repairing property & saving lives in CUBA and DOMINICAN REPUBLIC rescue ????


            REPORT please
            . REPORT, please.


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            Oh, and ...

            Dear Lord and Heavenly Father of Indebtedness,

            Please please please hear the pleas of this mortal world and this hour

            cash out Robertson and Limbaugh who are both waaaaay overdrawn.

            Liquidate their arrears.

            TAKE Pat-loves-Rush. NOW !!!

            Amen ...

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          • Author by Porkeater (January 14, 2010 2:10 pm ET)
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            On November 29, 1773, a bunch of Freemasons got together in Boston, and organized a protest a new Tea Tax imposed by their British rulers. A few weeks later, when their legal protests had little effect, these people took it to the streets. Some in their aprons, and some disguised as Mohawks, they turned their protest to violence. A couple years later, some of them, and some of their supporters, swore a Masonic/Theist/Deist oath to fight for their freedom. There may have been a pig sacrificed somewhere too, but i forget.

            There's a similar story from France a few years later, that ended in a lot of people losing their heads, and a tough soldier crowning himself emperor. I'm sure a couple swine got offed, and i have no doubt that a good many oaths were sworn.

            Funny how revolutions get a different spin when black folks are carrying them out...
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            • Author by newzhound (January 14, 2010 9:18 pm ET)
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              The new tea tax, of course, was lower than the one it replaced.

              Funny how the teabaggers never bring that up...
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              • Author by mujerado (January 15, 2010 10:13 pm ET)
                   
                The point wasn't "Taxation at too high a rate" but "Taxation without representation."
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        • Author by bnurse9786 (January 13, 2010 11:50 pm ET)
             
          What Pat is trying to tell us is that, the slave revolt in Haiti was the devils work.
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        • Author by jflz201884 (January 14, 2010 8:43 am ET)
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          By blaming Haitians instead of tectonic plates, Pat is generous to a fault.

          Jerry Elea
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        • Author by LiberalinTexas (January 14, 2010 2:50 pm ET)
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          He would be the last person who could answer that. The beauty of senility is that you don't have (a) explain yourself, or (b) have a clue what the heck you are talking about.
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      • Author by rkcomments (January 13, 2010 3:29 pm ET)
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        Couldn't agree with you any more. Exactly my thought!!
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        • Author by yrodriguez1979 (January 14, 2010 12:50 pm ET)
             
          who do you think moved the tectonic plates, God. It's history is there, what I don't agree on is the moment of when he made this comment, there's a time for everything, and if he want it to spread God's word he should've measure his words before saying anything. At this moment these people need all our compasion and prayers. but all these hurricanes, earthqueakes, tsunami, etc is God's hands he sending a message to everybody. he created the earth, the earth doesn't work by itself.
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      • Author by LISTENthenspeak (January 13, 2010 5:25 pm ET)
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        Did you read the second paragraph? Ever been to Haiti?

        I spent months there. Pat's observation accurate, and he said;


        ...the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other. (desease and theft are a root problem, they are unimmagineable, medical supplies and food can not be stockpiled) Desperately poor. (every building is substandard and easily colapsed) That island of Hispaniola is one island. It's cut down the middle... ...Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, et cetera. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. They need to have and we need to pray for them a great turning to God. (turn to honesty, wisdom and integrety) And out of this tragedy, I'm optimistic something good may come. But right now, we're helping the suffering people...

        Robertson's organization has been helping Hatians for many years, their efforts yesterday were immeadiate, long befor your man made his way to the tel-e-prompter the day after.
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        • Author by congero6189599 (January 13, 2010 5:59 pm ET)
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          We have heard the whole statement by Braindead Robertson and it doesn't make what he said any better. That is pure BS what you posted listenthhenspeak. The Haitian people are 85% Catholic they've been with God. As far as the Domincan Republic the presence of resorts does not mean the abscence of poverty as they too are experiencing a high poverty rate that does not have anything to do with their belief or lack of bleief in God. Jezz are you still talking about teleprompters. You self-righteous hyprocrites never miss a chance to denigrate this president. How pathetic and small minded YOU are.
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          • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 10:45 pm ET)
               
            Have you ever read your bible especially the old testament? You would see how GOD judged nations that served other gods especially HIS people like Israel (Isaiah, Jeremiah), Jerusalem (Ezekiel), Judea (Ezekiel) and if you would like read Revelations esp.chp 18. Roman Catholicism is full of mixing false religious practices plus a lot of them pray and call on dead Saints. Why would the presidential palace in Haiti get destroyed? Read your bible. The devil is not going to send a EARTHQUAKE, HURRICANE, who controls the weather for judgement? Roman catholicism has the head of their church the POPE, now in the bible it says that JESUS CHRIST is head of the church and then when someone dies they try to see if that person qualifies for saint hood! If you are not a saint before you die then you sure are not one after you die!You do not have to go to a priest to confess your sins or to get to GOD! Check the out haiti and vodoo on the internet and you will find that the same catholics in that country also play with vodoo and GOD strictly forbids mixture with false religions. GOD judged Haiti but salvation will come to them if they receive HIS peoples message, He judged Louisiana after the head of the government was caught on camera at the Mardi Gra Parade chanting HAIL ZULU, He will judge America if we do not over throw Roe V Wade and keep gay marriages from being legal, by the way their are christians in America too but when we elect government officials who do not fear GOD and they pass these laws then what do you expect! It is all in GODS word the BIBLE not the Catacism! HE NEVER JUDGES THE RIGHTEOUS WITH THE WICKED. Show us 1 country in the bible that served GOD and did not prosper, Israel prospered,Jerusalem prospered,Judea prospered when they kept GODs commandments, a whole nation being filled with poverty like Haiti has a god but not dedicated to the GOD of the bible but the god of this world.
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          • Author by Jurgan (January 14, 2010 8:41 am ET)
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            Ahh, but to Robertson's evangelical type, Catholics are practically heretics. I doubt that would change his tune much.
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            • Author by IndyStefan (January 15, 2010 11:05 pm ET)
                 
              To Robertson Catholics ARE heretics but then so are Episcopalians, Methodists, Lutherans and anyone else who doesn't follow his twisted ideology.
              I remember watching Pat one day answering a 'viewers question':
              "If God is real, why doesn't He just show Himself to us then we would all believe in Him?"
              Now, I was expecting something about free will and Heaven being defined by the visible presence of God but... noooo...
              I don't remember the exact words but something to the effect;
              "God can't show Himself to us because He is such a terrifying and awesome specter that we would drop dead at the sight of Him."

              Wow, wrong dude, Pat. LOL
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          • Author by DixT (January 14, 2010 2:03 pm ET)
               
            Recent info on Haiti states that at least 50% of Haitians practice "voodoo"---and a large majority practice Santeria (form of withcraft) MIXED WITH Catholicism. One thing you cannot call Haiti, is a "Christian nation". I am not saying God caused this tragedy, nor am I stating that He didn't. I do know that the Dominican Republic lies along the SAME fault lines as Haiti, but did not suffer from this earthquake. The U.S. could do MORE by ousting the CORRUPT Haitian governments that have ALWAYS been in place over the people of Haiti. But the U.S. continues to send MILLIONS of tax-payer dollars to the CORRUPT LEADERS in Haiti, year after year, and the PEOPLE of Haiti are NEVER benefited by that "AID"!
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          • Author by Miss Honeychurch (January 15, 2010 6:56 pm ET)
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            I just don't find what Pat Robertson said about the tribal Haitians making some deal with the Devil to get the French out of their lives back in the 1700's such a big insult to this culture. It is not like this gene pool has progressed very far anyway. Talk about brain dead, I really don't think Mr. Robertson, a man who has been helping this bunch his whole life is the one with the mental short comings. Sounds to me like the people that can't face the truth or maybe are ashamed of who they are might be the ones with the problem. Most dogs know not to bite the hand that feeds them, which is more than I can say for some of our cultures. Do VooDoo know what I mean. HA HA HA. A little of the Haitian humor, get it. Lighten up on Pat Robertson.
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          • Author by fairliberal (January 15, 2010 11:00 pm ET)
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            Braindead Robertson's charity has donated about $500 million to needy people all over the world. How much have you done? His comments were stupid for sure but if you are going to give Obama a pass for lying about health care transparency and C Span coverage surely you can do the same for a man who has done much more than Monty "lets make a deal" Obama.

            http://www.patrobertson.com/humanitarian/

            I was able to make a donation to the Haitian Health Foundation from a link on Bill O'Reilly's web site, why do they not have similar links here at media matters. They only have a link to donate to themselves. The compassionate left at work.
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            • Author by DellDolly (January 16, 2010 12:58 am ET)
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              There are a ton of websites in the world that don't have a link to places to donate to the Haiti relief effort - the fact that MMFA doesn't have one doesn't mean anything.

              They are a media criticism site. They aren't supposed to inform the populace like media sites are. And Bill O'Reilly is a MEMBER of the media. MMFA is not.

              This is not rocket science, yet you continually bring it up. Why are you so dense?

              And I don't know of a single soul on this Earth who is all bad or all good, and so citing some good that Pat Robertson has done doesn't make him not liable for the bad things he HAS done, nor do your allegations of misdeeds against Obama make him all bad! But, black and white non-thinking person that you are, you can't understand this incredibly straightforward issue.
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        • Author by jrundin (January 13, 2010 6:21 pm ET)
             
          What Haiti was cursed with was not the Devil, but with harsh reparations that they were paying the French for their freedom.
          Clear into the 20th Century, the Haitians were sending massive quantities of money to France. You know that beautiful city Paris? A lot of it was paid for with the sweat of Jamaican laborers.

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        • Author by congero6189599 (January 13, 2010 7:39 pm ET)
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          Would that be the same Pat Robertson who used his Operation Blessing charity’s airplanes primarily to transport equipment for a Robertson-owned diamond-mining operation in Zaire (now the Republic of the Congo) called African Development Corporation?

          Would that be the same Pat Robertson who went on his Christian Broadcasting Network show and asked for donations claiming that the planes were taking a “medical strike force” to towns in Zaire when in fact the planes were being used to ferry mining equipment?

          (One pilot told the Norfolk Virginian-Pilot that of the 40 flights he undertook to Zaire, “only one or at most two” were humanitarian in nature. He said the rest were “mining-related.”)

          Would that be the same Pat Robertson who entered into a partnership with brutal Liberian dictator Charles Taylor to run a gold-mining operation in that war-torn African nation?

          Would that be the same Pat Robertson who tried to become the main Internet provider in communist China (he said he wanted to be the “Yahoo of China”) and tried to open an oil refinery in a poor neighborhood near Los Angeles?

          Would that be the same Pat Robertson who took a firm that sold home-study Bible courses and converted it into American Benefits Plus, a multi-level marketing scheme that sold coupon books and later moved into vitamins and cosmetics? (Wonder if I can still get “Sea of Galilee” skin care lotion somewhere?) The firm, renamed Kalo-Vita, went belly up in 1995, leaving investors holding the bag. (One 76-year-old retiree told Newsweek she lost $7,000 and had to refinance her home.)

          Would that be same Pat Robertson who turned his nonprofit Family Channel into a for-profit enterprise and sold it to that paragon of virtue Rupert Murdoch for just under $2 billion?

          Would that be the same Pat Robertson who reported in his book, Shout It From the Housetops, that his mother Gladys once had a vision from God of Robertson receiving packets of cash from heaven?!

          I could go on, but you get the picture.

          The newly greed-averse Robertson holds himself out as being quite the Bible scholar. I recommend he take a quick look at Matthew 7: 3-5.

          In the Revised Standard Version, Jesus is quoted as saying this: “Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.”

          http://blog.au.org/2009/05/15/the-prophet-and-profits-tv-preacher-pat-robertson-goes-for-the-greed/
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          • Author by congero6189599 (January 13, 2010 7:43 pm ET)
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            I forgot to put quotes around the article I cut from but I provided the link.
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          • Author by bilbo_dies (January 13, 2010 7:50 pm ET)
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            You have to understand, he was trying to provide honest job opportunities for the poor. Honest.

            As far as the heavens raining money, sounds like that is pretty much what happened.
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            • Author by congero6189599 (January 13, 2010 8:04 pm ET)
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              Yea and he can diagnose you and treat you right over the TV...keep those donations coming.
              Let me ask you bilbo_dies...Has God touched you today? Well for $5.95 I'll send YOU absolutely free a touch from God...hehehe!
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              • Author by congero6189599 (January 13, 2010 8:29 pm ET)
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                Ok that was a joke from Richard Pryor. Got to give the genius his due.
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              • Author by IndyStefan (January 15, 2010 11:08 pm ET)
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                Wrap you arms around the TV and you may feel His touch right now.
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        • Author by rwmacdonald2091 (January 14, 2010 6:54 am ET)
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          You're just as sick as Robertson.

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        • Author by yady (January 14, 2010 3:37 pm ET)
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          ok u obviously take another look at dominican republic!! the only rich and properous part of dominican republic are the hotels and resorts on the beaches and right next to those nice beautiful beaches that u only see on tv are the slums where the darker skinned dominicans don't live as well as the rich americans that go there to visit the hotels... dominican is just as f** as haiti... both countries on that island are 3rd world countries!! Dominican Republic is a extremely rascist place where the only people who are well off/ rich/ in power are the white dominicans... the black dominicans live in poor conditions... i know this because dominicans swim to my island puerto rico (US COLONY) in search of a better life! So dominican republic also has as much problems as haiti... probably not as poor as haiti, but it is a poor nation.
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        • Author by VictoriaNL (January 15, 2010 9:14 am ET)
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          The problem with Mr. Robertson's statement is that it is inaccurate. Both sides of the island were freed from slavery to the French at the same time. The revolution was fought on behalf of the island of Santo Domingo, which in modern days is comprised of Haiti and the DR. The sacrifice was made on behalf of both countries. So if the DR is prosperous and Haiti is struggling I fail to see how the ritual performed in the 1700's on behalf of the whole island is the cause of the Haiti's problems.
          Maybe before people, especially people such as Pat Robertson who have such a large audience, speak and make such statements, maybe they should ensure they have all the full unbiased factual information pertaining to the situation.
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          • Author by mujerado (January 15, 2010 10:17 pm ET)
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            Oh, but if they did that it would undermine the very point they're trying to make. To paraphrase the old saw from the 60's, their minds are made up so don't confuse them with facts.
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        • Author by Rixic (January 15, 2010 7:20 pm ET)
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          LISTENthenspeak,

          Try to up your comprehension reading skills. The first paragraph pretty much puts the blame on the islanders' devotion to "Satan" then promotes the idea that their demise was stemmed from the original premise. Merely nit picking the second paragraph simply takes the whole crux out of context. Now, go, go, and keep going...
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      • Author by captfoster2 (January 13, 2010 7:38 pm ET)
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        Pat Robertson = Slimy piece of human trash!!

        And this weasel calls himself a Christian??

        I'm an agnostic who leans atheist and I'M MORE CHRISTIAN THAN PAT ROBERTSON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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        • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 10:56 pm ET)
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          You are foolish to compare being more christian then another man, remember the bible says "The FOOL has said in his heart there is no GOD". Hey if you get married since you lean to being an atheist do not let a pastor do it since you lean towards being an atheist, when you die do not let them have your funeral at a church or dress you up since you will not have any place to go or have a pastor recite the bible or comfort your family. You focus on man to much and expect to much out of man and they have let you down but has Jesus Christ ever did anything to offend or hurt you? John 1, you still have a chance, you should embrace Christ and then show the rest of the christians how to really be christians, christianity is not man it is Jesus Christ! The Lord is not pushing you away so why run, you will meet HIM whether you believe in HIM or not, ask GOD to show you HIMSELF I dare you and watch what happens, ask HIM to let you hear HIS voice I double dare you and watch what happens challenge HIM to reveal Himself to you and watch what happens. I DARE YOU! Don't be chicken now!
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      • Author by LiberalinTexas (January 14, 2010 2:53 pm ET)
           
        If only Pat Robertsom had said THAT, we'd all be better off. :)
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    • Author by raine315 (January 13, 2010 2:26 pm ET)
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      I cant... I just... oh dayum
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    • Author by raddave43 (January 13, 2010 2:28 pm ET)
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      So is Pat saying we shouldn't help Hatians because of their pact with the Devil? I suppose God told Pat all about the secret pact between Haiti and the devil.
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 11:02 pm ET)
           
        No he was not, listen before you think, God allowed Pat and you to to read the history of Haiti. You will find the examples in the bible to if you read it (Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Isaiah, Joshua, Revelations)and see the judgement brought on nations that served other gods even look at the judgement GOD brought on HIS own people for going after other gods. It is all in your bible and even after all that GOD still will give Haiti and anyone else the chance to repent and change to Jesus Christ. Will you? How long must people walk around empty, just enjoying the pleasures of life and not knowing why they are here on earth, still having a void in their life, not know if GOD is real or not? He is only a question away.
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      • Author by Jurgan (January 14, 2010 8:42 am ET)
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        Even if they were evil, possessed by the devil, whatever- wasn't there something in the bible about loving your enemies?
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    • Author by Prospect (January 13, 2010 2:30 pm ET)
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      So let get me this straight.. Haiti made a deal with the "devil" and "God" is punishing them for that?

      That's like saying I made a deal with the tooth fairy and Santa Claus didn't like it.. what the hell is this guy talking about?
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      • Author by IRONY 101 (January 13, 2010 2:34 pm ET)
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        Same way God punished New Orleans and sent Katrina to wipe us out...all because of a damn gay parade in the French Quarter. And then Katrina didn't even touch the French Quarter...!
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        • Author by wookie (January 13, 2010 3:08 pm ET)
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          The moral of the story is, stay away from fault lines and coasts and you can pretty much be RuPaul.
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        • Author by CanCanGal (January 13, 2010 6:20 pm ET)
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          Bush shook hands with Sharon. Israel had over 10,000 Refugees with that "DEVIL" pact, in less than 10 days we suffered Katrina. Clearly it had nothing to do with the 'gay' people.
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        • Author by The_Cat (January 13, 2010 7:12 pm ET)
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          I guess it's just really lucky for some people that Robertson's god doesn't hang out in the men's room at the Minneapolis airport...
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        • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 11:15 pm ET)
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          French Quarter or not KATRINA CAME! Better to experience a hurricane, earthquake to be warned by GOD then to spend eternity in HELL (lake of fire where people will burn 4 ever) and do not think GOD just sends people there because people refuse HIM and His son Jesus and send themselves. If you died where would you go? Stop fighting GODs people and listen to them it could deliver your soul. Read Revelations and see how GOD judges, New Orleans still has not recovered and it was not just do to gay parades but the mayor himself at the Mardi Gras was seen chanting hail ZULU (look it up), New Orleans was full of witchcraft and vodoo and their will be other happenings to occur but are you ready to meet Jesus? Romans 10:9
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        • Author by northmiamidave (January 14, 2010 4:23 pm ET)
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          Isn't it funny that Robertson said God sent Katrina to punish 'the gays'. But instead it was the poverty stricken black community that was most impacted. Did God make a mistake???
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      • Author by raddave43 (January 13, 2010 2:37 pm ET)
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        I think it would be more accuate if you had made a deal with Darth Vader and Yoda didn't like it.
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      • Author by ValFore (January 13, 2010 4:58 pm ET)
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        What? Are you... are you saying that the tooth fairy and Santa Clause are imaginary? I DON'T EVEN WANT TO LIVE ANY MORE!
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        • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 11:18 pm ET)
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          Make sure you have gave your life to Jesus before you die or you will wish that you were alive. Hell and the lake of fire is real read Revelations 20:11-15 and do not be scared there is a way out=JESUS (Romans 10:9).
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        • Author by bittermarv (January 14, 2010 12:12 am ET)
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          It was just a hypothetical. Relax. All is right in your world.

          Breath. Breath...
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        • Author by jiminva (January 14, 2010 8:31 am ET)
             
          Relax!! SC exists. Have you never read the autobiography of SC? Highly recommended. Seriously. Great book to read to your kids.
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 11:09 pm ET)
           
        If you made a deal with santa and the toothfairy then psych ward is a place for you. If you do not have a relationship with Christ (not just saying you believe in GOD) and learn of JESUS, allow HIM into your heart and let HIS word govern your life, you along with anyone else will understand what Pat is saying.How can you understand anything about GOD and HIS judgement and you do not even believe HIS word (BIBLE)? Of course it will sound strange to you. Research the history of Haiti, PAT was right. Now if a earthquake came and you died where would you spend eternity based on 1Corinthians 6:9-10
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      • Author by MidnightWriter (January 14, 2010 9:55 am ET)
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        Pat's got me a tad confused. He put his disaster relief 800 number up there. By helping the victims in Haiti is he going against God's will or supporting Satan's agenda?
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    • Author by New Frontier (January 13, 2010 2:32 pm ET)
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      Here all along I thought earthquakes were due to a sudden release of energy in the Earth's crust, creating seismic waves. Turns out it's Satan.
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      • Author by edgewaterprog (January 13, 2010 3:01 pm ET)
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        Actually New Frontier, it is God not Satan who causes earthquakes. At least according to Pat.
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        • Author by bilbo_dies (January 13, 2010 7:42 pm ET)
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          Actually, according to the gospel from Pat, it would depend on the situation.

          If there was an earthquake that took out his local tabernacle I am sure that it would have been satan testing his faith in god.
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          • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 11:37 pm ET)
               
            Psalms chapter 1, read it sometimes and Revelations chp 20:11-14 now are you ready for the true TEST. Romans 10:9. With your sarcasm if an earthquake destroyed Pats tabernacle GOD is an expert at giving new things Revelations chp 21.
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          • Author by IndyStefan (January 15, 2010 11:21 pm ET)
               
            Yeah. It certainly wouldn't be God telling him to shut the ** up - only John Denver could do that and he's dead.

            and i miss him q:-( John Denver, that is. Hmmm I miss George Burns, too.
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        • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 11:31 pm ET)
             
          No not according to Pat but according to the bible, read yours. And you believe who created the earth, universe and YOU? You will stand before HIM one day, now will you be ready, lets do a check, read 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, Romans 10:9, John 1:1-12 if you dare. Revelations 20:11-14.
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 11:27 pm ET)
           
        No it is judgement from GOD, they have not seen anything like this in 200years,who do you think created the earth. So what do you think happens when you die? What scientific information do you have for that? You better hope your right because Hell is real, Revelations 20:11-15. Pat never said it was satan he said Haiti made a agreement with the devil for 200 yrs (sound familiar), read about Haiti's history and vodoo and then look at their presidents. My goodness look at the countries poverty that was hit. Follow Jesus, it is as simple as that, that way when you take your last breadth on earth you will have a new life in eternity with HIM. Romans 10:9 Do not die and be all dressed up with no place to go!
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    • Author by wolf kotenberg (January 13, 2010 2:33 pm ET)
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      I woul pay an e-ticket to watch this bozo explain to St Peter why he should be in heaven.
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 11:41 pm ET)
           
        Because Peter in the bible repented and follow Jesus, he healed the sick in Jesus name, he cast out demons in Jesus name, he preached and lead people to Christ in Jesus name, and what have you done to show your faith in Jesus? Unless you are talking about another Peter, if that one was not a saint before he died then he is not a saint after he died! No matter what a priest says. The question is are you saved and have you received Christ as your savior and live according the bible? 1Corinthians 6:9-10, John 1:1-12, Romans 10:9
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    • Author by vintagepeugeot (January 13, 2010 2:33 pm ET)
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      Wow....so by this logic every developing country that has rejected colonialism in their history has a pact with the devil? WTF?
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 11:45 pm ET)
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        No little one, everyone who has rejected Jesus Christ is under the deception of the devil. 1John 3, read your bible. But it is not to late John 1:1-12, Romans 10:9, Revelations 20:11-15,
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    • Author by NiceguyEddie (January 13, 2010 2:34 pm ET)
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      You know, just ONCE I'd like to see Pat Robertson resemble Christ in some way.

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      Anyone got two pieces of wood and some nails?
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      • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 13, 2010 2:47 pm ET)
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        This faith-based logic by right wing nuts is fascinating. True story? It reminds me of the pinhead commenting on Brit Hume's remarks regarding Tiger Woods conversion to Christianity. The wingnut poster was demanding that people "refute" Hume's point.

        We've got people on self-described "news" networks passing theology off as fact, and their target audience believes these religious opinions need to be either proven wrong, or accepted.

        What's disturbing is that the same feelings-based standards are then applied to non-religious subjects. I was at the Beck/union thread earlier, where another idiot thought he had proven his case (although I never saw an actual "case", except for his/her opinion that unions are obsolete) by paraphrasing and interpreting some quotes about Obama's campaign contributors, and statistics about the number of current union members in the country.

        We have a good number of people in this country who have a frightening lack of critical thinking ability. They seem to believe that if they start with an assumption, and can find some data that doesn't seem to disagree with their assumption, that they have proven a fact.
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        • Author by NiceguyEddie (January 13, 2010 3:12 pm ET)
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          I've said it many times: The most common symptom of the mental disease that is modern American Conservatism is the belief that if you hold an opinon really strongly, or share it with (what you think is) a lot of people, that it magically become a fact.

          And you're DEAD ON BALLS ACCURATE regarding the deplorable state of critical thinking in our country today. That's wny Bob Carroll is one my heroes.

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          • Author by craig98607271 (January 13, 2010 3:57 pm ET)
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            same mental disease has gone to progressives for years.
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            • Author by bintx (January 13, 2010 4:26 pm ET)
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              Why use the term "progressive" with such disdain? Jesus Christ was a progressive. In fact, it was his progressive beliefs which caused his demise. He spoke out against the status quo in order to achieve parity for all.

              There's nothing inherently right or wrong with liberal, conservative and/or progressive ideology. Most folks aren't 100% of any of these things, most folks are a little bit of all of them.

              Read.
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              • Author by jiminva (January 14, 2010 8:38 am ET)
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                Oh give me a break!

                Roman Catholicism 101 here. The original sin was not eating an "apple". It was eating fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. In effect, Man wanted to become like God and decide what is right and wrong. Original sin is deciding we know as good or better than God.

                You just spoke for Christ. Well, last night he spoke to me and he told me we're all idiots (both dems and that wingnut party). He said he was washing his hands of both of them.
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            • Author by Boxer1979 (January 13, 2010 4:31 pm ET)
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              same mental disease has gone to progressives for years.


              Challenge me on thos same mental progressive diseases you claim. As I am a progressive.

              There are dense minds in a heavy world!

              SMH!
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            • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 13, 2010 5:55 pm ET)
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              same mental disease has gone to progressives for years.


              Thank you, Craig#####. While the rest of us are commenting on a concrete example of this disease exhibited by a wingnut, you volunteered as another wingnut to display the symptoms of the disease.

              You say something, with nothing to back it up, and you imagine that's as valid as the documented example above. Well done.
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              • Author by bilbo_dies (January 13, 2010 7:58 pm ET)
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                Oh give him a break Col. sometimes the people are just misunderstood.


                Someone told me today that my sarcasm meter was off, when I know for a fact it was fully functional. ;-)
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                • Author by DellDolly (January 14, 2010 11:51 am ET)
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                  Actually, no, I didn't tell you that your sarcasm meter was off, because my comment wasn't a reply to you. My reply was directly under your reply to another poster's comments. My reply was to the previous poster.
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            • Author by Samurai Cowboy (January 13, 2010 6:05 pm ET)
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              Christianity: The new Mental Illness of the 21st Century.

              Democrat: Progressive

              Conservative: Backward. Refuses to accept change.
              Whats things to remain as they are.

              Libertarians: Do not know what they want. They try to ride the Republican coattails saying "What about us?"
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            • Author by NiceguyEddie (January 13, 2010 11:29 pm ET)
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              Is that the best you got?

              Seriously?

              "I know you are but what am I?"

              What are you, like 5? Do you still have to "ask your parents' permission before logging on?"

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              BTW, you are exhibiting the very symptom I'm talking about.
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          • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 11:55 pm ET)
               
            Psalms 14:1 which is true Mental disease. You should try holding the belief of the BIBLE and learn of GOD and His ways.
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 11:52 pm ET)
           
        Well he tells the truth to NON Believers who do not read their bible and do not know GOD or Jesus Christ, they may believe GOD exist but do not even try to follow the words of Jesus Christ, remember Matthew 12:45 when he called the people a wicked generation but I bet you would have a problem with Jesus to then. You have not seen judgement, try reading Ezekiel, Isaiah, Jeremiah, and Revelations chapter 21 about the lake of fire, the earthquake is a cake walk compared to the lake of fire! You do not want to go there and there is a way out. Romans 10:9, John 1:1-12.
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    • Author by Ination (January 13, 2010 2:34 pm ET)
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      Why do I feel like I'm crazy because it seems that no one who gives Pat Robertson airtime realizes HE IS INSANE. Just because he manages to put on a suit and smile a bunch does NOT MAKE HIM REASONABLE. Let us pray for this disgusting excuse for a human being.
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 13, 2010 11:58 pm ET)
           
        You read Psalms 1 Ination, you need prayer and salvation to.Romans 10:9, Revelations 20:11-14!
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    • Author by GBU-15 (January 13, 2010 2:39 pm ET)
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      THIS is the Chritianity Brit Hume was raving about? Hell is certainly going to be a crowded place. Check your Bibles at the door.
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      • Author by bintx (January 13, 2010 2:52 pm ET)
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        Actually, this isn't Christianity. Christ would never have preached the hatred that this man and his ilk preach.
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        • Author by BKeeper (January 13, 2010 4:24 pm ET)
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          I don't know about Christianity but Somebody said:
          "Unless you repent you will all likewise perish."
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          • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 12:07 am ET)
               
            BKeeper, that would be JESUS CHRIST the one who has all might, dominion and power. The same one that was there from the foundations of the earth and the same one who judges a people who ever lived and died in Revelations 20:11-14. People give your lives to Jesus, He has never done anything to hurt any of you, no one who ever came to Christ has ever said "that is the worst decision I have ever made" research it. Romans 10:9, John 1:1-12
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        • Author by Roman A (January 13, 2010 5:06 pm ET)
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          I'm at a loss - since when does "Chistianity" have anything to do with the teachings of Christ?
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        • Author by CanCanGal (January 13, 2010 6:25 pm ET)
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          Jesus CURSED his OWN folpeople, and called them snakes, and brood of vipers and told them that they would not escape damnation.
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          • Author by The_Cat (January 13, 2010 7:20 pm ET)
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            You seem to be referencing the 23rd chapter of the book of Matthew:

            Matt 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?


            But you are mistaken that he said this about his own people. He was, rather, addressing the scribes and Pharisees:

            Matt 23:29 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because ye build the tombs of the prophets, and garnish the sepulchres of the righteous,


            And the reason for this condemnation is because they were acting exactly like Pat Robertson is acting in this clip, CanCanGal.
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            • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 12:29 am ET)
                 
              The_Cat-Perhaps you have not read the judgments of GOD in the Old Testament and in Revelations. Do your research on Haiti and vodoo, GOD does still judge nations like He will America if gay marriages get legalized and if Roe V Wade is not overthrown along with the repentance of other sins. Pat told the truth and is still trying to help Haiti, are you? Jesus condemned the scribes and Pharisees because of their hypocrisy of burdening people with the law and not keeping it themselves, not to mention their teachings which is why he went to their synagogues.Remember the judgment Jesus was going to bring on the churches in Revelations chp 2? What do you think He will do and is doing now to nations who reject HIM?
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            • Author by bintx (January 14, 2010 8:42 am ET)
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              Exactly, TheCat. It seems that fundamentalist "Christians" have taken on the role of the Pharisees in today's society. As my old Sunday School teacher [one of the best men I've ever had the privilege to know] said, "What is it that the Pharisees did wrong? The answer, of course, is 'nothing,' they followed the letter of the law; however, in doing 'nothing' wrong, they did EVERYTHING wrong. They followed the letter of the law without looking at the intent of the law which was to honor God and to honor your fellow man." The only people that Christ ever directed anger toward in the Bible were the Pharisees . . . the "conservatives," if you will, of His day. He berated them for their love of money, love of self above others and their lack of compassion for others. I'm thinking that Jesus Christ would NOT be pleased with either Mr. Robertson OR Mr. Limbaugh right now.
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          • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 12:21 am ET)
               
            You need to reread that scripture, He was coming against the religious Pharisees and Saducees because they pride themselves on the law and burden others to follow it but they themselves did not. They always wanted the best positions in the synagogues, being aknowledged and taking advantage of people. Jesus was right, John who came before him with the same message was right, some people you just have to tell it like it is. They all could have repented but because their true hearts were exposed they wanted to kill Him, BECAUSE He told them the TRUTH, read John 1:1-12, truth=light and light exposes darkness/ignorance/hypocrisy.He always gives people a chance to repent, look at Peter His disciple who denied HIM, you have probably said a lot more worse things about people yourself. You have to study the bible and not just read but how can you study if you do not believe it or He who is in it, come to Jesus today. Romans 10:9, just because we are all created by GOD does not make everyone GODs people read 1John 3.
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        • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 12:04 am ET)
             
          Then you do not know Jesus/GOD in the bible, you go off of your opinion. I guess you never seen GOD judge nations and people in the bible, I guess you never read Ezekiel, Deuteronomy,Isaiah, Revelations etc. WHen someone tells the truth it is not hatred, when someone speaks out against homosexuality, living with someone that is not your husband or wife (engaged or not), getting drunk or high, following false religions and shows you in the word of GOD it is not hatred but truth. Now you chose to believe it or not because heaven and hell is a choice to. 1Corinthians 6:9-11, Romans 10:9, Revelations 20:11-14.
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    • Author by watershed (January 13, 2010 2:40 pm ET)
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      When he ran for President in 1988, Pat vowed to eliminate the Dept of Education. Now I see why. Education certainly didn't do Pat Robertson any good.

      Earthquakes = Satan banging on hell's ceiling with his big pitchfork.
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      • Author by mary59 (January 13, 2010 2:48 pm ET)
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        I think that theory has merit. Much more plausible than Flash Gordon's mole people in underground tunnels. But possibly not as credible as giant lizards in the center of the earth shifting around the remains of Atlantis...
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        • Author by worrierking (January 13, 2010 4:20 pm ET)
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          Scoff if you will about the underground mole people but just remember I warned you.

          I have a tunnel under my house and I've made sure that no mole people can escape unless I let them. Don't make me open the gate.

          And giant lizards near Atlantis? That's preposterous. Atlantis is completely under water and lizards are not able to breath underwater.
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          • Author by mary59 (January 13, 2010 7:04 pm ET)
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            I'm not ruling out the mole people, esp. if you are advocating for them. But you have to admit, the photographic proof of my theory does hold water:
            [http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/a8/ab/dcac224128a023bc496e9010.L.jpg]
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            • Author by worrierking (January 13, 2010 8:13 pm ET)
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              Once again, you've shamed me with proof to refute my theory.

              I'm a big enough man to admit that I was wrong. Please accept my apology. Even the mole people think I'm an idiot now.
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              • Author by mary59 (January 13, 2010 8:35 pm ET)
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                We're likely both right. I do not want to antagonize the mole people either. I suspect they could tunnel right under my property and disrupt my well if they wanted to....

                We need to stay on their good side. But Pat Robertson is an idiot. Somebody say, amen.
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              • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 14, 2010 3:06 am ET)
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                Don't let it get to you, WK. More than one poster with a rodent-like brain has called me an idiot today.
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 12:34 am ET)
           
        Watershed-No it is not satan banging on hells ceiling but GOD knocking at the heart of the world and nations and people to repent and recieve Jesus, allow Him in their hearts and obey His words (read the book of John). It is a shame that people can see gray clouds and say it is a sign of rain coming, or when certain feelings or symptoms they get they can tell they are going to be ill, but when earthquakes and hurricanes come people still do not realize that Jesus is real and is on HIS way! Romans 10:9, Revelations 20:11-15.
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    • Author by soze169880 (January 13, 2010 2:42 pm ET)
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      Translation: I don't own blood diamond mines in this particular country, so who cares what happens to them?
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 12:37 am ET)
           
        You will reap what you sow, when it (tragedy) happens to you and your love ones do not expect any help and do not cry about the gov't, police etc. Romans 10:9
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    • Author by manofmystique (January 13, 2010 2:44 pm ET)
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      Well Pat I guess America can expect a similar fate for the evil deeds they perpetuated here and around the world, according to your logic.
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 12:40 am ET)
           
        Manofmystique- America will if it does not repent for the millions of aborted babies, trying to legalize same sex marriages (say goodbye to repopulation), check the warnings of 911, Katrina, my goodness look at the snow storms. Just read your bible Revelations chp 4.
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    • Author by mwjarv (January 13, 2010 2:46 pm ET)
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      Hmmm... we don't know our French History, do we? 1791 when the Republic was formed the reps from San Doming were greeted as equals into the government. The separation of Church and state was made by the government of France -- of course it was the Catholic Church. The rest of the story parallels any typical colonial story, especially after the Republic fell and Napolean rose to power. Though, San Doming, still separated from the Catholic Church as France would remain so.

      I guess I did not know that Pat was such a devout Catholic.
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      • Author by Mojiferous (January 14, 2010 5:37 am ET)
           
        Even worse than that, Napoleon III wasn't even born until 1808, 17 years after the Haitian revolution… Pat's god isn't too big on factual evidence.
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      • Author by jjamele2880 (January 14, 2010 2:47 pm ET)
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        Not only that, but Robertson references "Napoleon III" that would be Napoleon Bonaparte's NEPHEW, who didn't come to power in France until 1848 (and wasn't Napoleon III until two years later.)

        This is like connecting Woodrow Wilson to the American Civil War. And it's only the smallest of Robertson's mistake-laden rant.
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    • Author by GBU-15 (January 13, 2010 2:47 pm ET)
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      Apparently Satan gets results. I've often wondered what goes on with a group that calls itself The Family.
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    • Author by roland (January 13, 2010 2:48 pm ET)
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      I remember Pat saying that the 1989 earthquake in the Bay Area was sent as a warning/punishment from God for the area's tolerance of homosexuality, so this is nothing new.

      I always love when these religious nuts look for supernatural reasons for natural disasters. Funny, though, that when churches with congregations inside them are destroyed by tornados, we don't ever hear similar comments.

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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 12:48 am ET)
           
        Roland- You would if you read your bible (i.e.Revelations 2).People who do the least reading in GODs word have the most to say. God judges HIS people as well when they follow other GODs in freemasonry, prince hall masons,order of the eastern stars etc or read Romans chp 1, or Ezekiel chp 8 and chp 9.It is just like you getting your behind spanked for disobeying your parents but GOD always gives people a chance to repent and warns them before judgment comes Revelations chapter 2, in Haiti's case it was 200 years so on the other hand you really do not know what was going on in those churches. Study your bible and follow Jesus words in book of Matthew. Revelations 20:11-14, Romans 10:9
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    • Author by biggibby (January 13, 2010 2:49 pm ET)
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      Actually, Pat's going off of Haitian superstition belief. Sure, he's a nut, but he's just running with Haitian lore here.

      http://www.blackandchristian.com/articles/academy/gelin-10-05.shtml
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      • Author by ddravla8396 (January 13, 2010 10:35 pm ET)
           
        Once again. "Haiti is 85% Catholic." Think before you speak.
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 12:58 am ET)
           
        Biggbby-maybe you should study your bible more and see how GOD judged Israel, Jerusalem, Judea in Ezekiel, Isaiah, Jeremiah, my goodness Revelations.Not to mention heathen nations, Babylon, Assyria,Medianites etc. Study the history of Haiti and vodoo and read the facts not to mention the fact that some of their presidents made vodoo as a national religion for political gain and what president in Haiti is called the peoples president and why is he called that? Hint: his presidential house was destroyed in the earthquake! Remember the kingdom of GOD is made up of more then just black people, Pat is actually correct and America better watch out especially our churches who have elected a President that wants to legalize and federally fund abortion in his Universal Health Care Plan and who's wife addressed gays and lesbian after the democratic national convention and told them that her husband would put an end to DOMA. Study man
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    • Author by waspjerky (January 13, 2010 2:49 pm ET)
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      So this means that Pat regular communes with Satan. How else would he know about this?
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 1:04 am ET)
           
        waspjerky- It is called reading YOUR BIBLE, GOD has always judged nations that rejected HIM, and I am not talking about because they have churches or catholicsm present they are ok, it is when the governing officials put evil laws into practice or adopt something that is demonic as voodoo, Islam or any other false religion as a national religion. Remember nothing like this has happened in over 200yrs. Read Revelations, Ezekiel, Isaiah, Joshua etc, it is all in your BIBLE. Repent and receive Jesus Christ (Romans 10:9) because if something came and took your life and you have to stand before GOD will you be ready? Do not die and be dressed up in your casket with no place to go.
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      • Author by barrymileso5242 (January 14, 2010 7:41 pm ET)
           
        That's what he's implying, isn't it. Funny though, I can actuaaly picture it.
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    • Author by DellDolly (January 13, 2010 2:50 pm ET)
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      I pity the fool at MMFA who has to watch Pat Robertson's show to capture gems like this interspersed among the tripe and gobbledygook.
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    • Author by bintx (January 13, 2010 2:50 pm ET)
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      Mr. Robertson must have missed this passage in Sunday School. Sounds to me like HE is the one who is making a pact with the devil.
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 1:09 am ET)
           
        Bintx-perhaps you have stopped reading your bible all together and maybe attending a church that just reads one book in the bible. GOD has always brought judgement on wickedness, wicked nations, idoltrous worship, and even on His people who went after idol gods/mixed with false religions (i.e. Freemasonry, Prince Hall Masons, Order of the Eastern Star, Frats and sororities with their gods and goddesses). Study your bible Revelations 2. Look up Haiti and voodoo.
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    • Author by mjh (January 13, 2010 2:50 pm ET)
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      Robertson's "true story": Haiti "swore a pact to the devil" to get "free from the French" and "ever since they have been cursed"


      So, Pat -- does that also mean the US made a pact to get free of the British and have been cursed ever since?

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      • Author by here we go again (January 13, 2010 5:57 pm ET)
           
        Must be. The colonies overthrew the Sovereign that God Himself had anointed to rule over them, and they replaced the Monarchy (which is in the Bible) with a non-Biblical republic based on models from pagan Roman history.
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    • Author by RKAllen (January 13, 2010 2:51 pm ET)
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      Was this a verbal agreement with the Haitian people and the almighty Beelzebub or was there a contract, written in the blood of inocence of course, that provides Satan with some legal foundation for his eternal possession of their immortal souls "In Perpetuity Throughout the Universe"?

      Surely the Fallen One was wise enough to have secured an indemnity clause, but I think the people of Haiti may be in a position to sue The Wicked One, were they so inclined to do so, for breach of contract due to the enormous influence of the French culture that remains within their population. They may want to consider consulting a legal firm... or at the very least a wise unicorn.
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      • Author by DellDolly (January 13, 2010 3:03 pm ET)
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        I linked to the probable origins of Robertson's rant in a post above. A Haitian voodoo priest conducted an animal sacrifice, and that constitutes a deal with the devil. There had been may attempted slave revolts, and after this ceremony, a revolt finally succeeded.

        From Wikipedia

        The most historically important Vodou ceremony in Haitian history was the Bwa Kayiman or Bois Caïman ceremony of August 1791 that began the Haitian Revolution, in which the spirit Ezili Dantor possessed a priestess and received a black pig as an offering, and all those present pledged themselves to the fight for freedom. This ceremony ultimately resulted in the liberation of the Haitian people from French colonial rule in 1804, and the establishment of the first black people's republic in the history of the world and the second independent nation in the Americas.

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        • Author by bintx (January 13, 2010 3:22 pm ET)
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          And???? Robertson's remarks are still repulsive and stupid.
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          • Author by DellDolly (January 13, 2010 3:29 pm ET)
               
            I was explaining the basis upon which Robertson was claiming that there was a deal with the devil. That's all I did.

            I am completely baffled as to what your question marks mean here. And if you'll look at the post I made earlier, you'll see that I ridiculed Robertson's suggestion and pitied the MMFA staffer that had to listen to Robertson.
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            • Author by bintx (January 13, 2010 4:29 pm ET)
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              Someone else had already posted what you posted. I was questioning the need to repost it, DellDolly. As I said, when I get a note from MMFA that you are the official board monitor, I'll start following your guidelines for how and to whom I'm allowed to post.
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              • Author by DellDolly (January 14, 2010 12:07 pm ET)
                   
                No, no one had already posted what I posted. That's not true. Now, I had posted some similar information, but not the same exact information. I am the only one who had posted this kind of info on this thread, and I was replying to a poster who asked a question. I am totally baffled still as to what your problem is, but you need to stop with the personal attacks before you start to lose credibility like others have. Unless you want to lose credibility, that is....

                Your post was solely motivated by your personal animus. There was no other reason to reply to my post in the way you did. I was answering someone's question.

                So yeah, of course you can reply in any way you choose to any post you choose to. There are some things you shouldn't do, but if you want to be foolish, you can certainly continue to make posts based upon your personal animus, which will do nothing good for your credibility here. Please, continue if that's what you want to do! Be my guest. I think hurting one's credibility isn't a good thing, and I think you're a good enough poster that you should rethink that strategy, but if that's what floats your boat, go for it.

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            • Author by congero6189599 (January 13, 2010 5:48 pm ET)
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              But DD what Pat Robertson was showing was his ignorance. Voodoo worship and animal sacrifice is not synonomous with devil worship. Voodoo,Vodun,Santeria,Lucumi,Candomble,Macumba are all variations of the religion of the Yoruba people fitted to the conditions the slaves found themselves in the so-called new world. They were not devil worshipping. They were worshipping GOD.
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              • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 13, 2010 8:03 pm ET)
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                Right congero, One of the most important parts of spreading Christianity was convincing the subjects that their existing Pagan beliefs were evil.

                I think most popular depictions of Satan as that horned goat-like figure come more from attempts to (literally) demonize Pagan fertility gods than from any description in the Bible.

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                • Author by The_Cat (January 13, 2010 8:16 pm ET)
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                  Ezekiel 28:17 Thine heart was lifted up because of thy beauty, thou hast corrupted they wisdom by reason of thy brightness: I will cast thee to the ground, I will lay thee before kings, that they may behold thee.

                  This is merely one verse that describes what Satan looks like. The horned goat-like figure is similar to Pan, and other pagan fertility gods than any description of the Devil in the Bible, you are quote correct, Col. Harlan Sanders.
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                  • Author by OpenSource (January 13, 2010 11:44 pm ET)
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                    How does this passage describe what satan looks like?

                    "Your heart was lifted up because of your beauty; You corrupted your wisdom by reason of your splendor. I cast you to the ground; I put you before kings, That they may see you."
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                    • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 14, 2010 2:40 am ET)
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                      Unless you consider beauty and brightness descriptors of a horned goat-like figure,(and please don't tell me if you do, sicko), it should be obvious to any average five year old.

                      Do you need everything spoon fed to you?
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                    • Author by The_Cat (January 14, 2010 9:56 am ET)
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                      The brightness (splendor, if you prefer) and beauty attributed to Satan in this description provide a very nice contrast to the dark, somewhat trollish depictions usually used by leaders in the Judeo-Christian faith, unknown1.
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                      • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 11:06 am ET)
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                        Well, I guess I was confused because I've never heard that verse in that context. I'm Catholic so hearing everyone's own personal interpretation of the bible (I see you put the King James version up) is not something I'm generally used to.

                        Always read a verse in context-never remove ir from the rest of the pericope.Ezekiel is prophesying againt the king of Tyre-Phoenicians.
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                        • Author by The_Cat (January 14, 2010 11:28 am ET)
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                          The 28th chapter of Ezekiel is indeed a prophecy against the King of Tyre, that's true. However, beginning in the 11th verse, the subject changes.

                          Ezekiel 28:13-17:
                          13 Thou hast been in Eden the garden of God; every precious stone was thy covering, the sardius, topaz, and the diamond, the beryl, the onyx, and the jasper, the sapphire, the emerald, and the carbuncle, and gold: the workmanship of thy tabrets and of thy pipes was prepared in thee in the day that thou wast created.

                          14 Thou art the anointed cherub that covereth; and I have set thee so: thou wast upon the holy mountain of God; thou hast walked up and down in the midst of the stones of fire.

                          15 Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee.

                          16 By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of the stones of fire.

                          17 Thine heart was lifted up because of thy beauty, thou hast corrupted thy wisdom by reason of thy brightness: I will cast thee to the ground, I will lay thee before kings, that they may behold thee.


                          The kind of Tyre was never in Eden the garden of God, as verse 13 says. That had long since been closed. He was also not 'an annointed cherub that covered', as verse 14 says, nor did he 'walk up and down in the midst of the stones of fire'. As a fallen man, the king of Tyre could also not have been 'perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created', as verse 15 says. So, clearly we are no longer talking about the king of Tyre directly by verse seventeen of Ezekiel 28, unknown1.
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                          • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 11:35 am ET)
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                            I could see this being used to describe Satan, but I don't think that's ultimately the aim of the author. Could it be representing any man who follows the steps of the King of Tyre? One who lifts himself above others and places their trust in them-self and not God?

                            Also note, in vese 28:2, God (through Ezekiel) chastises the Prince of Tyre for claiming to be a god. Since the prince thinks he's a god, does the King of Tyre place himself over gods?
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                        • Author by The_Cat (January 14, 2010 11:52 am ET)
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                          As for the personal interpretation of scripture, I refer you to John 14:15-17
                          15 If you love Me, keep My commandments.
                          16 And I will pray the Father, and He will give you another Helper, that He may abide with you forever—
                          17 the Spirit of truth, whom the world cannot receive, because it neither sees Him nor knows Him; but you know Him, for He dwells with you and will be in you.

                          Since, as a Christian, I am indwelt by the Holy Spirit, I have no need of others to interpret the Bible for me. I may, with God's help and wisdom, interpret it for myself. However, I am also fallible, and human, and I do my best to listen to what others say about the Bible and what it says, and then determine if I agree or not.
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                          • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 12:20 pm ET)
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                            I used to think that way myself, but I always felt that something was missing.

                            Then I realized that I did need an accurate interpretation. Who else to turn to but the church that was formed through tradition and understands the people and the context that the letters were written to? They know this because they were there. I'll trust them over myself, and through faith, I will believe it.
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                            • Author by congero6189599 (January 14, 2010 12:45 pm ET)
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                              But wasn't there struggles in the "Church" about interpretations of the bible and what books should be included in it? The so-called "Church" had many political fights within it and they were not always right. The earth did not revolve around the Sun is one example.I don't place my trust in man, he is fallible and many will come falsely in his name,how will I know the difference unless I read and understand the bible myself? The church has not always been on the correct side of history and holds many archiac views that simply don't make sense in the 21st century like condoms and other forms of birth control. Like I said I don't place blind faith in any man.
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                              • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 12:55 pm ET)
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                                Yeah the struggles happened about 1600 years after Jesus formed the church on the rock of Peter, because King Henry wanted a divorce so he could marry Anne Boleyn. They wouldn't give him the divorce so he formed his own version of christianity and took 7 books out of the bible and eliminated sacred tradition to make it fit his needs. And out of that came over 30,000 protestant denominations while there's still one Catholic church.

                                I'm not an apologist or anything, but just because I have faith in the church doesn't make me a blind follower. It takes a great amount of humility to accept the things that you may disagree with and have faith that they're right.
                                I consider my faith to be the most precious gift that was ever given to me.
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                                • Author by congero6189599 (January 14, 2010 1:30 pm ET)
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                                  Very interesting ,so your're saying if your're not a Catholic your're following the wrong bible? And how did King James and the parts he took out of the bible have anything to do with the "Church" declaring wrongly that the Sun revolved around the earth? The church was obviously wrong and people were excommunicated doesn't that in itself show that there was a political struggle going in the "Church" as to what the bible said and that indeed the interpretation of the leaders of the "Church" at time were fallible? So that if I were following church doctrine at that time, i.e., that the Sun was not the center of the universe I would be wrong. How do you reconcile your faith with these errors and not call it blind?
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                                  • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 1:58 pm ET)
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                                    You're talking about something that happened hundreds of years ago and is completely irrelevant to the church today.

                                    Next thing you know you'll be accusing me of the spanish inquisition.

                                    The church no longer thinks the sun revolves around the earth. It was a mistake they corrected hundreds of years ago. You make it sound like I'm blindly following an institution that thinks the sun revolves around the earth. A nice twist with a bit of malice thrown in.
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                                    • Author by congero6189599 (January 14, 2010 2:14 pm ET)
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                                      Wow, how defensive. Nothing I said was with malice. I just pointed out and you confirmed the "Church" was wrong, regardless if it happened years ago or today. They made a mistake, people were excommunicated for it. How did that happen if they are infallible? How would you know today if "Church" doctrine is wrong by placing your faith in it's interpretation without your understanding? Obviously at the time they made the mistake about the Sun it was the same bible or was it? So their must be struggles going inside the "Church" as to what the bible means? You can reconcile this by saying I have faith but how do you distinguish it from being blind if you leave the interpretation up to it's leaders who made a mistake before?
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                                      • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 2:24 pm ET)
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                                        I didn't say the church was infaillable. Where did I ever say that? I stated the origins, and why I follow the church.

                                        Then you accuse me of blind faith. And then you continue to put words into my mouth.

                                        Trying to describe faith to you would be like trying to describe the color green to a blind man. It is a belief in something greater then yourself, it's about humility. I just can't put it into words, I'm sorry.
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                                  • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 2:01 pm ET)
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                                    I'm stated a fact by saying if you're not a Catholic you're following the bible that King James was responsible for taking 7 books out of and eliminated 1600 year old sacred tradition so he could get a divorce.

                                    I did not say whether it was right or wrong, you just put words into my mouth, and hear whatever you want to hear and twist what people say into lies.
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                • Author by ddravla8396 (January 13, 2010 11:04 pm ET)
                     
                  One of the main reasons for Christianity's success in the world is that it would incorporate local religious beliefs into the Christian doctrine. Absorbing the local religion rather than trying to destroy it.
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                • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 1:36 am ET)
                     
                  The point Col. Harlan Sanders and the rest of you is that the devil and demons are real no matter what you think he looks like or does not look like and voodoo is completely demonic. Have any of you ever cast demons out of a person before involved in this religion or any other false religion? The important part of Christianity was expressing the love of Jesus Christ and showing through the bible that Jesus is real and came for people to be saved and reconciled to GOD John 1:1-12, then they will come out of those false practices because the Holy Spirit will show them the way they are supposed to live to please GOD! This has nothing to do with convincing but the reality of the matter, THAT THEY AND YOU NEED TO RECEIVE THE SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST! Romans 10:9
                  If God in HIS bible speaks against false pagan religions then the christian messenger is speaking truth as well, if you do not like it take it up with your bible!
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                • Author by congero6189599 (January 14, 2010 12:54 pm ET)
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                  Thanks Col. for coming to my defense. I know in my haste I more often than I like commit spelling errors. My spelling is terrible but I stand by the content of my thoughts which I find more important. My debate with cons here is not about how they spell(unless they are ridiculing libruls for theirs)but with ideas. That being said I will pay closer attention to my spelling before I hit the print button. Thanks! :-)
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              • Author by OpenSource (January 13, 2010 11:45 pm ET)
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                Voodoo worship and animal sacrifice is not synonymous with devil worship.

                I would agree that it is, but it depends on your perspective.

                Col Sanders: he spelled synonymous wrong! Get him!
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                • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 14, 2010 2:44 am ET)
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                  Synonymous is a lot trickier than the word "than", stop acting like a child. Besides, Congero wasn't calling anybody else an idiot in the same post that he was misspelling simple words.

                  How do you agree that something is not the same, but immediately add that it depends on your perspective? Seriously, you should try to decide what you think before hitting "save".
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                  • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 11:43 am ET)
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                    Let me spoon feed it to you Harlan:

                    Something is not the same because animal sacrifice was attributed to many religions, most notably the ancient hebrews who sacrificed animals to GOD to atone for their sins. So animal sacrifice is not synonymous with devil worship.

                    My perspective: Anything that is not of God is of the devil. This is outlined very clearly in the new testatment. If you are Christian then you believe this and see that voodoo worship and animal sacrifice is not of God. So in MY perspective, it is devil worship (no matter the intentions of the actual worshippers themselves).

                    Time to get a clue.
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                    • Author by congero6189599 (January 14, 2010 12:28 pm ET)
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                      So in my haste to make my point I spelled a word wrong,it wasn't the first time and it won't be the last I'am sure. You see I move beyond such pettiness and look at the content of what someone is writing because that to me is more of an indicator of how someone thinks or reasons.
                      You are right to say from your perspective, from my historical perspective you are imposing your religion on someone else. Voodoo worship is not worshiping the devil.
                      "Something happened a long time ago in Haiti ... they were under the heel of the French, uh, you know, Napoleon the third and whatever ... and they got together and swore a pact to the devil, they said, we will serve you, if you get us free from the Prince. True story." Pat Robertson


                      "...But is it a true story? We spoke with Andrew Apter, professor of history and anthopology at UCLA, about Haiti's voodoo traditions, the ignorance behind the evangelical community's distortions and the real cause of suffering in the third-world country.

                      Is there any truth to what Pat Robertson is saying?

                      Of course not! Haitians are Christians. Pat Robertson's language is the reductio ad absurdum of the Christian right. It's so absurd it's almost funny. This notion of a pact with the devil is basically an echo of an old colonial response to the successes of the 1790s Haitian revolution.

                      What is this pact he's talking about?

                      Continue Reading
                      Part of the revolution mythology is that one of the revolution leaders sacrificed a pig in Bois Caïmin in a voodoo ceremony and made a contract with Petwo [Haitian voodoo spirits]. It may or may not be true, but to call that a pact with the devil is a gross misrepresentation of what voodoo is. It's about anything but the devil. He's imposing an evangelical religious order on a much more sophisticated practice, and he's turning it into a cheap invocation of Satanism.

                      This is hate speech. It's saying these people are damned. It's a frequent theme among some Christians that Haiti is being punished for this supposed pact with extreme poverty and humanitarian crises. Tragically, many evangelical Christians in Haiti may actually, in their own extreme confusion and suffering and desperation, believe that God is punishing them.

                      The reason Haiti is poor is because Europe imposed a blockade on trade after the slave revolt in 1804, and you have an extremely polarized class structure in which a few families stepped into the positions of the former colonial plantation owners. There has been a horrible cycle of plundering and autocracy within Haitian leadership.

                      Why do you think this kind of obsession with Haitian voodoo persists?

                      There's a fascination with all things voodoo, not only in New Orleans but also on TV, on shows like "Bones," and it stems from the occupation of Haiti by the U.S. Marines in the first part of the 20th century. There were campaigns under certain Haitian governments in conjunction with the church to rout voodoo, but it didn't come close to working, because voodoo is part of everyday life in Haiti.

                      Do you think this has been holding Haiti back?

                      I think other factors are more important in holding Haiti back: the class structure, the dispossession of a largely illiterate populace, the links that the underclass increasingly has with drug gangs, which has generated a lot of violence, and the tradition of sweatshop labor. I think the backlash against voodoo is a kind of reflection of the problems, rather than a cause of it."
                      http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2010/01/13/haiti_satan_pact?source=newsletter

                      As far as a pact with the devil as the cause of poverty in Haiti here is a little tidbit that you should know:

                      "...But Maggie Koerth-Baker on Boing Boing finds out Haiti's real deal with the devil:

                      Pat Robertson thinks that Haiti is poverty stricken (and earthquake-stricken) because the country made a deal with Satan to help them overthrow the French.

                      Back in May, the Times Online provided some slightly better insight into Haiti's past. Beyond a vague assumption that Imperialism had probably screwed Haiti somehow, I didn't know much about the country's history. Reading this story has been nothing short of nauseating.

                      Summary: Haiti was forced to pay France for its freedom. When they couldn't afford the ransom, France (and other countries, including the United States) helpfully offered high-interest loans. By 1900, 80% of Haiti's annual budget went to paying off its "reparation" debt. They didn't make the last payment until 1947. Just 10 years later, dictator François Duvalier took over the country and promptly bankrupted it, taking out more high-interest loans to pay for his corrupt lifestyle. The Duvalier family, with the blind-eye financial assistance of Western countries, killed 10s of thousands of Haitians, until the Haitian people overthrew them in 1986. Today, Haiti is still paying off the debt of an oppressive dictator no one would help them get rid of for 30 years.

                      The rest of the world refuses to forgive this debt.

                      So, in a way, maybe Robertson is right. Haiti is caught in a deal with the devil, and the devil is us..."
                      http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/lets-talk-about-haitis-real-deal-devi




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                      • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 12:38 pm ET)
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                        The spelling correction was a jab at Col. Sanders because that's the sort of pettiness I've been putting up with the last couple of days.

                        I am not imposing my religion on anyone. I was merely stating what I believe, not telling anyone to do anything.
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                        • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 14, 2010 12:56 pm ET)
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                          ONly that, from your perspective, any belief but yours is evil. That seems fair.
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                        • Author by congero6189599 (January 14, 2010 1:03 pm ET)
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                          So from your perspective do you believe that Haiti's misery and this earhtquake was due to a pact they made with the devil as Pat Robertson says?
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                          • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 1:20 pm ET)
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                            No. What happens to people, no matter what they do, is out of my hands. I don't need to rationalize everything that happens.

                            Once again, Col's thick headedness shows through, I will not dignify his ignorant comment with a reponse.
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                            • Author by congero6189599 (January 14, 2010 1:38 pm ET)
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                              That's not what I asked. I know you have no control over what people do. I asked if the earthquake and the years of misery Haiti is suffering was due to a punishment from God because of their pact with the devil, their worshipping of the devil as you said(Voodoo).
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                              • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 1:53 pm ET)
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                                No I don't think that it is.

                                Like I said: What happens to people, no matter what they do, is out of my hands. I don't need to rationalize everything that happens.
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                                • Author by mary59 (January 14, 2010 4:03 pm ET)
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                                  You said above that you must adhere to the church over your own reading of scripture.
                                  Then you imply that the King James bible is suspect because they threw out some of the books that the Catholic bible contains.

                                  This explains very nicely why so many people think religion is ridiculous. People arguing about what should or shouldn't be in scripture; interpreting passages a certain way and declaring this interpretation "infallible"

                                  Until religious people accept that science and religion are compatible (and some do accept this); religion will be perceived as superstitious nonsense.
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                                  • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 6:11 pm ET)
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                                    A very obtuse post. Your 'many people' you refer to are the ignorant minority. There is much you can do to educate yourself.

                                    Here is a well-written article for starters such as yourself.

                                    http://catholiceducation.org/articles/science/sc0053.html
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                                    • Author by mary59 (January 14, 2010 7:02 pm ET)
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                                      No thanks, sweety. I was in a religious order for 15 years and continue to practice. REligion and spirituality are sadly not always the same thing: in fact, they rarely are.
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                                      • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 11:48 pm ET)
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                                        I don't understand. First you say that religious people are nuts, then you say religion and science are incompatible.

                                        I gave you a link that will give you a little insight on science and religion.

                                        Now you're talking about spirituality? Honey, I think it's time for you go to back to Woodstock.
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                                        • Author by mary59 (January 15, 2010 11:14 am ET)
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                                          Wow. You really have trouble reading stuff. I said "Until religious people accept that science and religion are compatible..."

                                          This means that science and religion and not incompatible; in fact, for religion to be credible, it must agree with scientific knowledge. (not the prejudices of scientists)

                                          Thanks for the Woodstock complement though. "I came upon a child of God, he was walking along the road..."
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                                          • Author by congero6189599 (January 15, 2010 12:21 pm ET)
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                                            Mary unknown refuses to see your point so glaring and the one I was trying to make. There are none so blad that refuse to see.
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              • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 1:26 am ET)
                   
                congero- Are you serious, voodoo (playing around with the dead and their spirits) and animal sacrifice is not of the devil but of GOD. What bible are you reading! WHen you worship GOD do you do this? Before you try to go Old Testament we are under the new covenant through Jesus Christ so we do not have to sacrifice bulls and goats for SINS. Even in the Old Testament GOD judged Israel for participating in heathen worship and trying to offer it to HIM. Perhaps you have never cast a demon out of a person who practices voodoo or met a real once witch doctor who gave their life to the Jesus Christ. You are completely off on your comment and your information, voodoo is completely demonic. I guess the Pharoah in the bible worshiped GOD to, you see what happened there.
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              • Author by DellDolly (January 14, 2010 12:03 pm ET)
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                I am not sure if you thought that I was saying I AGREED with Pat Robertson that what they did was synonymous with animal devil worship, or that I didn't also think that what Roberson was doing was ignorant. I said that I was ridiculing him.
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                • Author by congero6189599 (January 14, 2010 1:11 pm ET)
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                  I don't know if your're responding to something I wrote, but no I didn't think that at all. I was just clarifying that Voodoo worship is not devil worship that part seemed a little unclear from the post from wiki. Your post furthered the discussion I just added to it, I hope.
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            • Author by ddravla8396 (January 13, 2010 10:55 pm ET)
                 
              Your historical references are irrelevant and have nothing to do with this story. The fact is that Robertson is con-man, and has always has been a con-man. He prays on the religious people of this country to steal their money. He is not stupid or crazy. If the majority of the people who send him money believed in gay marriage, he'd have the weddings on the 700 club (for a handsome fee). Do not underestimate this piece of scum.
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          • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 1:16 am ET)
               
            bintx- And you still need to not focus on Pat and follow Jesus Christ and read your bible, start today! Book of Matthew
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        • Author by RKAllen (January 13, 2010 3:24 pm ET)
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          There's no legal precedence for ceremonial or ritualistic performances of a religious nature forming the basis for a legal and binding agreement with a noncoporeal form or other worldly entity. The one known as "Little Horn" can't go around granting favors to every Creole tart who cuts off a chicken head and chants a few lines of jibberish while surrounded by candles and incense. There must be a clear decleration of the first party's demands and a clear acceptance of the second party's commitment, before a contractural agreement can be legally made.

          Also, this Voodu ceremony and the person who performed it cannot enter by proxy for the entire country of Haiti into a contract with El Diablo without their clear consent.

          Let's get serious here for a second... jeesh!
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        • Author by blk-in-alabam (January 13, 2010 5:05 pm ET)
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          Some reglions used a goat to carry the sins of the people away from the village.This is connected to 2 large influncial religions,today.What do you think________ Robettson would call that??
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          • Author by worrierking (January 13, 2010 6:50 pm ET)
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            A goat leaving the village?

            To Pat, that's the girl that got away.
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          • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 2:00 am ET)
               
            blk-in-alabam-He would call it what the bible calls it, THE OLD TESTAMENT but we are now under the new covenant through the blood of Jesus Christ which does away with the old way of doing things because they were examples (a shadow of things to come) 1 Corinthians chapter 10. Thank GOD for Jesus. Plus those were direct orders from GOD HIMSELF, so is GOD telling people in voodoo how to sacrifice, is He telling islam, witches, people in satanism when and what to sacrifice? IF Jesus is the perfect sacrifice and He is the way the truth and the light and NO MAN can come to the Father but by HIM then who do the other religions sacrifice to? That is right THE DEVIL! 1 Corinthians 10:20, Try to find a church that has an Apostle or Prophet active in it if you are looking for a church home down in Bama.Congrats national champs!
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        • Author by congero6189599 (January 13, 2010 5:42 pm ET)
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          Voodoo,Vodun,Candomble,Santeria,Lucumi,Macumba are the various forms found in the Americas derived from AFrica is not the worship of the devil. That is a misconception and shows a lack of understanding from Pat Robertson. Animal sacrifice is not synonomous with devil worship.

          http://www.religioustolerance.org/voodoo.htm
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          • Author by pilotx (January 13, 2010 11:55 pm ET)
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            Yes but there is always a need to demonize our religions to preserve the notion of western cultural superiority. It's the old my god is bigger than your god play.
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          • Author by pilotx (January 13, 2010 11:56 pm ET)
               
            Yes but there is always a need to demonize our religions to preserve the notion of western cultural superiority. It's the old my god is bigger than your god play.
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          • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 2:14 am ET)
               
            congero- I guess in your eyes when people sacrifice dogs,pigs,animals, babies (abortion) etc can be done unto the GOD of the BIBLE? I guess satanism is not real to you either? Boy-O-Boy! Ever wonder why GOD brought Israel out of EGYPT (Africa)where it was a hub for idol worship? Because they were false god worshipers who made false god sacrifices and false gods were identified as demons in the bible Deuteronomy 32:17 and 1Corinthians 10:20 and GOD did not want HIS chosen people to follow their hard headed ways, GOD warned Pharoah and Egypt numerous of times to show that HE was the 1 and only GOD but they just did not listen to HIS messanger, He gave them chances to believe only in HIM even when certain judgments came but they did not (sound familiar). Jesus Christ has never tolerated false religion nor embrace it 2 Corinthians 6:14-18. Who are you going to believe now, the bible and GOD/Jesus or voodoo and false religions because you will stand before GOD (of the bible) one day believe it or not. Rev 20:11-15, Romans 10:9
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      • Author by Lord of Light (January 13, 2010 3:05 pm ET)
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        By golly, I'd sue Satan if I were them! Clearly the contract wasn't vetted properly by Beelzebub's general counsel.
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        • Author by wzwriter (January 13, 2010 3:08 pm ET)
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          Beelzebub's general counsel

          Mark Levin?
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        • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 2:22 am ET)
             
          lord of light- that is what happens when you reject Jesus and never accept HIM or HiS word in your heart, you are deceived by demons to go about your own way and it will lead you right into the wrath of GOD. People do not even realize how much GOD loves them and has shown them countless times how he has tried to get their attention, what else does HE have to do, He sent His son, He sent His word (BIBLE), He sent HIS people, He gives people so much time to respond even 200yrs but yet people allow the devil to deceive them and tell them if you follow Jesus you have to give all the partying, drinking, sexing, shaking up,smoking,getting high, night clubs up. You will have to give them up when you go into eternity anyway why not give them up for CHRIST! Romans 10:9, Revelations 20:11-15

          THis is how you get back at the devil, give your life to Jesus Christ!
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 1:15 am ET)
           
        RKAllen- If you read your bible you will see that embracing a false religion, doing witchcraft, voodoo,praying to statues and giving your life, focus and everything in you to another religion outside of Jesus Christ is making a agreement with the devil. Not following Christ means you are under the deception of the devil, there is only two you can serve and there is no in between, you can follow the many ways of the devil or the 1 way that leads to GOD and eternal life and that is through Jesus Christ ONLY. Acts 4:12, John 1:1-12, Romans 10:9
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    • Author by Svenska (January 13, 2010 2:54 pm ET)
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      So why is Haiti such an awful place? Surely no one really believes it's due to a devil's curse, but there must be some reason.
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    • Author by epkklk851 (January 13, 2010 2:54 pm ET)
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      Very interesting, Pat. You get to blame the poor Black victims for their poverty and oppression and take a pot shot at Catholics at the same time! Great Home Run, Pat. But before you go spreading such vicious gossip, something that Jesus would condemn, why don't you do a little research into the lie you are spreading. From the Wikipedia article on Toussaint L'ouverture, the George Washington of Haiti, "He was a fervent Catholic, and a member of high degree of the Masonic Lodge of Saint-Domingue." and this internet article by Jean R Gelin, Ph.D, a Protestant Minister and teacher.

      http://www.blackandchristian.com/articles/academy/gelin-10-05.shtml
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 2:33 am ET)
           
        epkklk851- Maybe you should do some research on Freemasonry, Prince Hall Masons and what the bible says about them. The 33 degree masons admit they worship the devil(Baal, JEBUHLON, Great Architect) and look up the oaths and vows they take in the BLUE LODGE degree (self curses). Do not pride yourself thinking because he was catholic he was ok because catholics call on the names of dead saints, believe in relics, and even some of them in Haiti practice voodoo and think it is ok, not to mention they call the POPE the head of the church when in fact Jesus Christ is, the POPE sins to. Do some more research on the Presidents of Haiti past and current and see the different ways they adopted voodoo as a national religion and even had voodoo priests connected to them. Remember the kingdom of GOD is more then just black people,are you made at GOD for judging EGYPT (AFRICA) to? Do not play the race card, that is a cop out!
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    • Author by mookie von zipper (January 13, 2010 2:58 pm ET)
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      i wondered yesterday if we'd hear from pat due to the voodoo culture in haiti... he didn't waste much time...

      just when you think how much more wacked-out can he get, he let's us know... i would make a pact with satan to spare us any more first hand accounts of his conversations with god...



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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 2:36 am ET)
           
        mookie von zipper- If you made a pact with the devil then you would end up in hell where he is going to, sounds good huh? But there is a way out Romans 10:9, Revelations 20:11-15 try reading it, stop following man and follow Jesus Christ from now on. You will see the truth for yourself! Read the book of Matthew
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    • Author by edgewaterprog (January 13, 2010 2:59 pm ET)
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      It is probably as bad as Rush Limbaugh politicizing the earthquack.
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    • Author by fishgirl26 (January 13, 2010 2:59 pm ET)
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      Dear God,
      Hey, you have someone down here "Going Rogue" on you and surprisingly it's not Sarah. Pat Robertson has gone off the deep end..please help him because he's a lying, egotistical bigot!

      Thanks!
      Fishgirl
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 2:38 am ET)
           
        fishgirl26- I can tell you do not know how to pray, maybe you should read your bible more often, start in the book of Matthew and read also Revelations 20:11-15. Stop missing Sunday School and Church, it shows.
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    • Author by redhedded1 (January 13, 2010 3:01 pm ET)
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      Really, this is not Christian commentary, but the ideas of deluded, mentally ill person. Pat, I hope you seek mental health treatment soon.
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    • Author by Progressive Airman (January 13, 2010 3:04 pm ET)
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      Maybe he should read his bible more. We cannot offer our souls or make deals with the devil. Only God can decide where our souls will end up for eternity. I cannot stand these conservatives hiding behind a Bible they don't even follow or understand. It gives christians like myself a bad name.
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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 2:53 am ET)
           
        Progressive Airman- Yes you can get in covenant with the devil, Pat did not say they could not repent, he told of their history and you should look it up for yourself (Haiti and Voodoo). It is in your bible especially the old testament when Israel, Jerusalem, Judea went after heathen nation gods, sacrificing to them they played the harlot and went into covenant with those nations gods/demons. GOD sets an open door for everyone but gives us a choice of life or death, blessings or cursings but we must decide. People send themselves to hell but GOD judges through HIS word, remember Revelations 20:11-15 man gave an account for all his deeds (his choices) and if you read your bible you will see the type of people that will end up in hell and that is why GOD warns people to come out from among them, to come out of babylon, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11.Covenants are made through sacrifices, it is all in the old testament, why do you think that Paul said the gentiles sacrifice to demons and not GOD, the devil tries to do the opposite of what GOD has done. Have you ever seen demons manifest and get a person set free in Jesus name. When people make covenants with demons through evil entertainmen, false religious practices, ungodly oaths and vows like those in freemasonry and fraternities and sororities it gives demons legal right to them. I encourage you to get the book Pigs N the Parlor by Frank and Ida Mae Hammond, you really need to understand deliverance the ministry of Jesus Christ. Mark 16:17
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    • Author by wzwriter (January 13, 2010 3:06 pm ET)
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      Who put the curse on America that gave us Pat Robertson???
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    • Author by edgewaterprog (January 13, 2010 3:07 pm ET)
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      And that co-host just stands next to him and shakes her head in agreement.

      Does she agree? I would assume so.
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    • Author by SSS (January 13, 2010 3:08 pm ET)
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      The original colonists swore a pact with the devil to get them free of the British. The devil said ok,it's a deal. Ever since, the US has had people like Pat Robertson...
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    • Author by chrisfromneenah (January 13, 2010 3:12 pm ET)
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      I do believe that Pat is stepping his bounds here. He should be more knowledgeable about all the facts around what he is talking about. However, I was reading an article about how the country continues to follow the ways of the past. They continue to foster more and more corruption. The article is: http://www.everythingisundercontrol.org/nagtloper/write/voodoo.php
      Pat is right only in the sense that Haiti continues in this generational circle of destruction and has never been able to free itself from the deep seated beliefs of the past - one of them being voodoo.
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      • Author by congero6189599 (January 13, 2010 6:20 pm ET)
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        But Voodoo is not worshipping the devil. People are not poor because of a belief or lack of belief in God or christianity. How backward thinking can you be.
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      • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 13, 2010 8:07 pm ET)
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        ...Haiti continues in this generational circle of destruction and has never been able to free itself from the deep seated beliefs of the past...


        Hey, Haiti's just like the religious right!
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      • Author by bintx (January 14, 2010 8:47 am ET)
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        I'm sorry, but what is the relevance of this statement to a natural disaster with horrendous loss of life. I don't care what their religious and cultural beliefs are . . . totally irrelevant to the humanitarian disaster which has occurred.
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    • Author by ctd3 (January 13, 2010 3:13 pm ET)
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      Oh my Pat we remember you from the diamond mines http://www.blog.joelx.com/pat-robertson-the-standard-in-moral-corruption/168/ .
      You are a sick puppy. & Please do not "pocket" the aid to Haiti.
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    • Author by Porkeater (January 13, 2010 3:18 pm ET)
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      Bizarre. Where to begin?

      It was Napoleon... the great Napoleon, whose butt the Haitians kicked.

      Does Pat see a quarter-million ex-slaves, freedom fighters, assembled around a fire at night and talking to some creature with horns, making a deal with him/it?

      Why does Pat suppose that Haiti is a world away from the country it shares the island with? Surely not abandonment by Europe and exploitation by America.

      "full of resorts, etc." = "prosperous"? just asking.

      Simplistic understanding of history. Paternalistic notion of spirituality.

      American at its worst: using a tragedy to push ancient, ignorant and prejudiced ideas.
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      • Author by draftedin68 (January 13, 2010 3:27 pm ET)
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        Must be an EVIL 20 percent...

        About 80 percent of Haitians are Catholic.

        Perhaps Robertson has no problem grouping these folks in with all those his God chose to punish.

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        • Author by liberalXtian (January 13, 2010 4:15 pm ET)
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          In Robertson's mind Catholics aren't Christian. The Pope is the antichrist.
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          • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 3:06 am ET)
               
            liberalIXtian- The POPE is sure not the HOLY FATHER, he sins to and you do not have to bow to any man or go to a man to get to GOD (of the bible). No matter how many hail mary's you chant or crosses with beads you wear, if you never ask Jesus into your heart and follow HIS words in the BIBLE (not the caticism)then your eternity will be in the lake of fire. You can not earn your salvation through ceremony and good works, you must be born again John 3!The POPE is not the head of the church JESUS IS! Even in the vatican they have an obelisk with a cross on it, they do not even know that comes out of Egypt and is the symbol of Baal worship, why do you think GOD had it destroyed in Jeremiah 43:13.Churches are embracing gay and lesbian bishops, priests (not all) have molested kids, you better get saved for yourself and follow Jesus Christ and THE BIBLE.Confessing your sins to a priest is not confessing and repenting to Jesus Christ 1John 1:9 NOT TO A PRIEST because they can not wipe them away.
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    • Author by TheSarge (January 13, 2010 3:22 pm ET)
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      See, this is why I'm an atheist. I very much do not want to be associated with nut-cases like Pat Robertson. That, and I value logic and reason over faerie tales and messages from imaginary friends.

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      • Author by Bchristlike7 (January 14, 2010 3:15 am ET)
           
        THe Sarge- Has Jesus Christ ever did anything to hurt or offend you? You keep looking at man and never to Jesus, you may not agree with Pat but man, are you homeless because you do not agree with the people on your job all the time so you want to quit working all together, do you seperate yourself from humans because we do some crazy things to each other,do you get rid of your family members because they do and say some crazy things that get on your nerves,it might sound crazy to you but how crazy is it to look at men (christians) who make mistakes and then just give up on GOD all together when HE HIMSELF has never ever did anything to hurt you but He came to this earth just for YOU out of love and the desire that He could call you son and spend eternity with HIM (AWESOME). Try HIM, John 1:1-12, do not quit so easy SARGE!
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    • Author by draftedin68 (January 13, 2010 3:22 pm ET)
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      Uhhh... Pat,

      Historian that you are, please tell us just who the f(_)ck did your God punish for inslaving all those Haitians?

      chirp... chirp...

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    • Author by ricmarc2001 (January 13, 2010 3:41 pm ET)
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      there is a reason they don't call it jesusology folks. if they used what we actually know jesus said they wouldn't have that grand religion they call christianity.
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    • Author by tbone (January 13, 2010 3:41 pm ET)
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      Dear 700 Club, I am in need of spiritual guidance. You see Pat has convinced me that it is by faith and a personal, positive relationship with the almighty that all things are possible.

      Pat has also convinced me that all the suffering in the world is god's punishment for immoral acts, belief in Satan, man's wickedness, etc, etc.

      So I have decided that Pat's negative messages block my positive commune with the Creator and prevent my prayers from being answered. Therefore, the only way for things to get better in the world is for God to strike him dead.

      To fast track this, do I pray harder or should I sell my soul to Satan?
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    • Author by arevolutionofone (January 13, 2010 3:47 pm ET)
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      I took the time to write Mr. Robertson, and I think rather than simply complain about him here, people should let this ass know how they feel. Here's where to write him, http://www.cbn.com/contact/feedback-700club.aspx. Here's what I wrote:

      Mr. Robertson:
      If you're a man of god, which you could not possibly be, then it would be no god I'd want to be associated with. How could you possibly, at the time of the worst suffering of a people, when they have suffered and immense tragedy, pick that time to dump on them? To tell such a ridiculous, unprovable, ignorant story. You should be ashamed. You're an ass of biblical proportions.

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    • Author by Justice58 (January 13, 2010 3:57 pm ET)
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      May Pat Robertson make his bed in hell!
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    • Author by historygeek001 (January 13, 2010 3:58 pm ET)
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      Where are all the Xhristians defending this? I'd love to see their mental gymnastics to justify such blatant hatred.
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      • Author by bintx (January 13, 2010 4:30 pm ET)
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        You won't find any real Christians defending him.
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        • Author by soze169880 (January 13, 2010 5:05 pm ET)
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          I self-identify as Christian and I think that, to paraphrase Dick Cheney, Robertson should go lie with himself as with a woman.
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        • Author by CanCanGal (January 13, 2010 6:32 pm ET)
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          I will defend him, how do YOU know that he is telling the truth or not?
          Tell us all about God, Jesus and what YOU know. My guess is Jesus is wrapped in a box for you, and you take him out when you feel like it, and when Jesus says something you dont like, you put him back in the box
          All throughout history prophets have warned of terrible things to come, or terrible things that take place, you are the morons that got LEFT BEHIND, because of UN BELIEF
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          • Author by daisyfly (January 13, 2010 7:17 pm ET)
               
            How do I know he isn't telling the truth?

            How about the fact that Napoleon the Third wasn't in power until 1852, and the Haitian Revolution began in 1791? "True Story" - what is he, a cast member on The Real World?

            Also, let it be known that natural disasters occur at a constant rate. Hurricanes, earthquakes, blizzards, floods, typhoons. I can predict that there will be a typhoon that will hit Vietnam and the Philippines within this decade. Does that make me a prophet or simply someone who understands how nature works and the cycles it takes?

            Lastly - and I address this point lastly because quite frankly it is of least importance - when it comes to Religion, the ones who would force it upon others are the ones most likely to be using the parts that they like while ignoring those that they disagree with. Read the book of Matthew, chapter 6 and then look in the mirror. Religion is not the same as faith. If you have faith in Christ you won't spend your time calling those whom don't "Morons" and instead focus on making sure your relationship with God isn't on shaky legs, which, judging by your post, it is.
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          • Author by congero6189599 (January 13, 2010 7:50 pm ET)
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            You are a tool.
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            • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 13, 2010 8:10 pm ET)
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              I kinda like CanCanGal. She doesn't try to hide her krazy under a bushel like some of the other wingnuts. She seems very comfortable bouncing between supernatural bold-fonted ranting and Nazi sloganeering. Probably fun at parties.
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              • Author by Lost Son (January 14, 2010 5:29 pm ET)
                   
                Actually it sounds like CanCanGal is describing Pat Robertson- "Jesus is wrapped in a box for you, and you take him out when you feel like it, and when Jesus says something you dont like, you put him back in the box."

                I figured out some time ago that these wingnuts are the Pharisees of our time. It's this dog pile of hate, fear and ignorance-mongers that is so prevalent here in the Bible belt that helped drive me away from the insanity of the church.

                Following the teachings of a man that lived two thousand years ago is fine. However deifying him and then punishing those that don't agree with you is evil.

                Thank the founders for the separation of church and state. It helps keep things like the Inquisition away. Of course it's people like Robertson that oppose church/state separation since it keeps them from having more power over us to save our immortal souls.

                I once took a political beliefs test online and the results were on a graph that had famous people on it. Jerry Falwell and Osama bin Laden were in the fascist corner with Hitler. I imagine Pat could have been in there too.

                It's never fails that these same hypocrites believe every other religion/sect but theirs is wrong or pure evil and oppose big government unless a Republican is in office.

                Truth isn't what drives them it's power over others for the sake of money. Pat's bank account is proof.
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            • Author by bilbo_dies (January 13, 2010 8:17 pm ET)
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              Is there supposed to be a sarcasm tag in CanCan's post?

              And I thought Pat was wierd.
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          • Author by cindermaker (January 14, 2010 2:30 am ET)
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            You know what my guess is, if Jesus was real, I don't really think he'd like you speaking for him, you silly thing you. If anything the Jesus of the Bible was about love.

            You and Pat Robertson sure ain't showin' much.
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          • Author by bintx (January 14, 2010 8:53 am ET)
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            Oh, good Lord, a Left Behind freak. You do realize that those books are not Biblical, right? The Bible professors at our local Southern Baptist University who are in my Sunday School class and in choir with me warn their students at the beginning of each semester not to read those books because of the false doctrine presented in them.

            As for the rest of your statement, you are incorrect. I am a lifelong Christian who attends church every Sunday, sings in the choir, teaches Sunday School, teaches children's choir, participates in mission activities in our community and elsewhere, and is on the board of our church's Family Life community outreach. I live my beliefs, do you?
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      • Author by CanCanGal (January 13, 2010 6:28 pm ET)
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        History;
        "defending what?"
        "hatred?" Jesus must have 'hated' too, he told the scribes that they were going to hell.
        You like God in a BOX with NO ramification for sin.
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        • Author by mary59 (January 13, 2010 7:08 pm ET)
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          Honey, don't presume to speak for Jesus. One should study the scriptures to become a better person, not as a club to hit another with.
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          • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 13, 2010 8:12 pm ET)
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            I'm giving 2-CanGal some thumbs up. She's the only right wing nut on this thread who's not boring the bejeebus outta me.
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        • Author by congero6189599 (January 13, 2010 7:56 pm ET)
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          UNBELIEF! hehehe! I usually don't lol out these but this was too much! STOP YELLING!
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        • Author by bintx (January 14, 2010 8:54 am ET)
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          The folks that Christ was condemning were the people like Pat Robertson and you, CanCanGal. Try actually READING the Bible and put the Left Behind books in the trash where they belong.
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    • Author by kfraz43 (January 13, 2010 4:03 pm ET)
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      True story: Pat Robertson is a nucking futcase.
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    • Author by hazmatt72 (January 13, 2010 4:06 pm ET)
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      So it's a deal with the devil that's responsible for Haiti being "cursed by one thing after the other", is it? I think that it's more likely that it's something to do with repeated foreign (i.e. US) intervention in both its polity and economy. For example, http://soc.hfac.uh.edu/artman/publish/article_94.shtml
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    • Author by biteyoass2009 (January 13, 2010 4:16 pm ET)
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      Speaking of pacts with the devil, didn't Pat Robertson aide and abed a dictator from Liberia by the name of Charles Taylor?
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    • Author by Fever420 (January 13, 2010 4:26 pm ET)
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      He's actually right this time. I live here, and its true. Haiti is cursed, where I live in Dominican everyone is happy and prosperous. Haiti is a mess everyone is poor the UN has a permanent presencse there trying to help but it doesn't seem to matter. That side of the island has no trees as they were all cut down for fuel. Things are bad there, and the only silver lining I can see from all of this is that they will have to rebuild. So long as aid comes in for rebuilding their unemployment rate will go from 25% to 0% as everyone will have a job in the rebuilding process. Lets hope they can build on the rebuilding momentum and carry it forward ending this longtime curse.
      MD - Puerto Plata - Dominican Republic.
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    • Author by Boxer1979 (January 13, 2010 4:27 pm ET)
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      Robertson's "true story": Haiti "swore a pact to the devil" to get "free from the French" and "ever since, they have been cursed"

      How about say it was not only just the French the Hatitians had problems with Patty! How about tell the truth and say coporations and higher class country oppression has brought down the country. United States included! Plus not everybody has to practice christianity Patty! Especially not your version.

      If you are gonna tell a true story Patty. Tell the whole truth.
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    • Author by Rsw58 (January 13, 2010 4:34 pm ET)
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      So how did the Haitians make a "pact" with the Devil? Was it one guy who did the bargaining or was it a committee? Did people vote on it? Seriously Pat I wanna know. Is it documented somewhere? Surely they kept a copy of the agreement right?
      How are people this stupid popular? Who takes this idiot seriously? People who watch The 700 Club scare me because these morons vote.
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    • Author by liberalXtian (January 13, 2010 4:40 pm ET)
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      As appalled as I am about Rush Limbaugh's comments about this tragedy, I was not really surprised that he would say them. As shocked and appalled that such garbage should be spewed by a so-called Christian, I am not surprised that it would be Pat Robertson who said them. I am also not surprised by his Grade C horror cliche of a pact with the devil. He really needs to get his head out of the Old Testament
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      • Author by CanCanGal (January 13, 2010 6:22 pm ET)
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        Yes, Christians just need to sit down and shut up- Seig Heil.
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        • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 13, 2010 8:17 pm ET)
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          Would you mind keeping your Nazi BS to yourself, Cancan ? Sieg Heil might be an acceptable tag line on right wing sites, but it's not really welcome here.

          Also, you Nazis are supposed to be more anti-Semitic, I'm not sure where your hatred of Christians fits in.
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          • Author by Onyxcat (January 13, 2010 9:49 pm ET)
               
            they also disliked/hated catholic.
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            • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 14, 2010 3:01 am ET)
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              Well, then, Cancangal should have been more specific. She appears to be telling all Christians to sit down and shut up, if she just hates Catholics, she should say so.

              Either way, I don't like right wing Nazi types much, so I don't really care about the nuances of her comments.
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              • Author by Cheney2012 (January 14, 2010 2:21 pm ET)
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                "don't like right wing Nazi types much"

                No, you prefer LEFT-WING Nazis. That's because you are one!
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                • Author by mary59 (January 14, 2010 4:06 pm ET)
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                  Again with the nazi stuff. You really need to get over that fixation, for your own good. Good luck and get some help.
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                • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 14, 2010 5:11 pm ET)
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                  You know what the only thing better than stupid is, Cheney2012 ? Stupid with an exclamation point.

                  "Left wing Nazi" is an oxymoron, and you're just a regular moron.
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        • Author by bb328 (January 14, 2010 7:23 am ET)
             
          Your ignorance astounds me.

          P.S. Nazi punks, f*** off.
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        • Author by bintx (January 14, 2010 8:58 am ET)
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          You do understand that Hitler claimed to be Christian, right? He didn't persecute Christians. You are making yourself look very stupid in your bizarre defense of Pat Robertson's decidedly NON-Christian statement. I'd suggest that, you want to really be "Christ-like" [Christian] that you read Jesus Christ's own words in the Bible and throw away your collection of LeHaye and Jenkins science fiction books. They are twisting your mind.
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    • Author by LISTENthenspeak (January 13, 2010 4:42 pm ET)
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      Did you read the second paragraph? Ever been to Haiti?

      I spent months there. Pat's observation is right, and he said;

      ...the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other. (desease and theft are unimmagineable, medical supplies can not be stockpiled) Desperately poor. (every building is substandard and easily colapsed) That island of Hispaniola is one island. It's cut down the middle. On the one side is Haiti; on the other side is the Dominican Republic. Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, et cetera. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. They need to have and we need to pray for them a great turning to God. (turn to honesty, wisdom and integrety) And out of this tragedy, I'm optimistic something good may come. But right now, we're helping the suffering people...

      If you read this far... I doubt it. Robertson and his people have been helping Haiti for many years out of their own pockets long before our president found his way to the tel-e-prompter for your too late response to clean up.
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      • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 13, 2010 6:08 pm ET)
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        You don't think we were already giving aid to Haiti ? And you believe that Robertson has done more since the earthquake than the U.S. government ? Do you think Haiti's troubles are a result of a demonic curse ? Do you understand the point of this item at all ?
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        • Author by OpenSource (January 13, 2010 6:53 pm ET)
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          I don't understand the point you're trying to make, but LISTENthenspeak seems to have visited Haiti and then make an objective observation about what Pat said according to what he's seen.
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          • Author by congero6189599 (January 13, 2010 7:08 pm ET)
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            I think the Col.'s point is very clear. You call objective observation that a country 85% Catholic needs to turn to Christ to eradicate poverty is plain ignorant. As his his/her assertion that the 700 club has done more for Haiti today and in the past then the US government. Pat Robertson is a hyprocrite;
            http://www.blog.joelx.com/pat-robertson-the-standard-in-moral-corruption/168/ .
            courtesy of ctd.
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          • Author by soze169880 (January 13, 2010 7:47 pm ET)
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            If you think Pat Robertson is making a good point here, you're a sociopath, pure and simple.
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          • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 13, 2010 7:47 pm ET)
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            You know, unknowing1, for somebody who was just recently crying that I'm hard to get rid of because I pointed out that you're full of crap, you sure seem intent on making an azz of yourself again.

            There seem to be many points you have trouble understanding. My straightforward one above, as well as the absurdity of somebody making an objective observation about the connection between a nation's troubled history and a devil curse.

            But then, you also come from a planet where having a child and running a business are not choices, so this shouldn't surprise me.
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            • Author by OpenSource (January 13, 2010 9:18 pm ET)
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              Who was crying? I was complaining that you're so thick headed that you deny the blatantly obvious.

              Having children is not a choice. Not having children is. I suppose in your pea-brain mind you must think that people are born with condoms.
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              • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 14, 2010 2:57 am ET)
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                Oh, I like this. I'm going to give you some points here for stick-to-it-ive-ness. Lesser wingnuts would have backpedaled from this idiotic position when called on it, but you're going to hold your ground.Nice.

                Having children is not a choice. Not having children is.


                So we have a situation with two, and only two, possible results; having children, or not having children. This isn't multiple choice, it's as clear cut a dichotomy as there is.

                There is no "sort of having children". There's no "having children a little bit". It's one or the other. So, some very simple questions about your interesting premise;

                1. Can you think of any other situation in the known world where there is a choice to be made, but there is only one possible choice?

                2. Or is the Having children/not having children issue somehow, magically unique in this respect?

                3. Are you absolving people like Octo-Mom, or those legendary Welfare Queens with huge litters of children, of any responsibility ? You can't reasonably expect people to be accountable for choices they didn't make.

                There are so many more, but you seem to dodge most of my questions to get to your name-calling. If you could start with these, I promise it will be entertaining.

                Thanx in advance, Harlan.



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                • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 11:33 am ET)
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                  There is the natural order of things, Col. A direct result from marriage, unless abstinence is practiced or there are physical problems involved, is having children.

                  Any interference with that natural process is a direct CHOICE.

                  Octomom also interfered with the natural order of things with her in-vitro fertilization. What she did is just as bad as any direct choice that interferes with reproduction.
                  That is a whole other category all together.

                  Now for the name calling: Left-wing loony.
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                  • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 14, 2010 11:43 am ET)
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                    OK, eliminate Octo-mom, or anybody interfering with the natural order to have kids. I almost didn't include her, knowing that was the most predictable way you'd dodge the questions.

                    If you could answer my simple and clearly numbered questions, that would be great. Or you could look for another way to weasel out of your ridiculous position.

                    1, 2 and 3. Should be easy for a brilliant mind like yours.
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                    • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 12:13 pm ET)
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                      I submit that you have made your point in reference to octomom.

                      Tell me this: How rare are cases like octomom and in-vitro fertilization?

                      You make it sound like EVERYONE who has kids goes to great lengths to make these big choices to have tons of kids and are a huge burden on society. This is far from the truth.

                      Having kids is the natural progression for a couple. Not having kids is a choice people make.
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                      • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 14, 2010 12:35 pm ET)
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                        So, you're admitting that you used OctoMom to avoid answering those simple questions, in the same post that you again dodge the questions?

                        Do you think you're fooling anybody ? Are you fooling yourself ?

                        You've made the mistake of saying something less vague than your anti-union pablum here. You should be careful of that, you'll find it's a lot easier to stick to your guns when you don't really have a clear position.

                        But thanks for playing.
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                        • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 12:47 pm ET)
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                          What are you talking about? I have a clear position:

                          Having kids is the natural progression for a couple. Not having kids is a choice people make.

                          Unless we're talking about artificial fertilization on the scale of natural fertilization, you have a moot point.

                          But thanks for playing (yeah, that was mature).
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                          • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 14, 2010 12:50 pm ET)
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                            Three simple questions. Three failures to answer (so far) on your part. You're not very good at this.
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                            • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 1:00 pm ET)
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                              I hate to disappoint you but I refuse to submit to your arrogant questions. Not because I can't answer them as you most likely will assume, but because you don't understand the issue. I will not spell it out for you again, so stop making a fool out of yourself.
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                              • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 14, 2010 1:15 pm ET)
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                                They're very simple questions, and should be easy to answer if you're not a complete phony. But I'll leave you alone, as you've really answered by failing to answer. Can I call you Sarah ? She quits too.

                                I encourage you to keep making a fool of yourself.
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                                • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 1:17 pm ET)
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                                  I apologize that it upsets you that I won't answer your questions. I have made my point and your questions are irrelevant.

                                  Go bark up someone else's leg.
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                                  • Author by OpenSource (January 14, 2010 1:21 pm ET)
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                                    I get the feeling you just like getting a rise out of me.

                                    Your picture says it all: You are a forum Troll. I will no longer feed you.
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                                    • Author by juliajayne1 (January 14, 2010 4:37 pm ET)
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                                      Good man, you really need to look up the definition of troll, or perhaps just take a glance in the mirror. Please, you fool no one.
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                                      • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 14, 2010 7:01 pm ET)
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                                        Uh oh, looks like knownuthin gave you a thumbs down JJ. He's called me a troll and an idiot, and given me lotsa thumbs down. I think he's better at name calling and thumbing than backing up his logic*.


                                        * May not contain actual logic.
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                                        • Author by mary59 (January 14, 2010 7:04 pm ET)
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                                          He's quite the Christian, ain't he? ;-)
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                                          • Author by Don Hussein Fabuloso (January 15, 2010 2:00 am ET)
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                                            Yup, another good right wing Christian. Worshiping the rich, and insulting anybody who dares to think.
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      • Author by Marker (January 13, 2010 6:10 pm ET)
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        He still said that about being cursed.
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      • Author by liberalXtian (January 13, 2010 6:53 pm ET)
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        So, you are saying that the poor of the world deserve to be so because they are sinners and not Christian? What a convenient way to dismiss your need to help the poor, the sick and the homeless! Too bad they have not all sent their last dollars to some megachurch so God can thank them by making them rich, too.
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      • Author by congero6189599 (January 13, 2010 7:37 pm ET)
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        Oh yea Pat Robertson the great giver...BS:

        Would that be the same Pat Robertson who used his Operation Blessing charity’s airplanes primarily to transport equipment for a Robertson-owned diamond-mining operation in Zaire (now the Republic of the Congo) called African Development Corporation?

        Would that be the same Pat Robertson who went on his Christian Broadcasting Network show and asked for donations claiming that the planes were taking a “medical strike force” to towns in Zaire when in fact the planes were being used to ferry mining equipment?

        (One pilot told the Norfolk Virginian-Pilot that of the 40 flights he undertook to Zaire, “only one or at most two” were humanitarian in nature. He said the rest were “mining-related.”)

        Would that be the same Pat Robertson who entered into a partnership with brutal Liberian dictator Charles Taylor to run a gold-mining operation in that war-torn African nation?

        Would that be the same Pat Robertson who tried to become the main Internet provider in communist China (he said he wanted to be the “Yahoo of China”) and tried to open an oil refinery in a poor neighborhood near Los Angeles?

        Would that be the same Pat Robertson who took a firm that sold home-study Bible courses and converted it into American Benefits Plus, a multi-level marketing scheme that sold coupon books and later moved into vitamins and cosmetics? (Wonder if I can still get “Sea of Galilee” skin care lotion somewhere?) The firm, renamed Kalo-Vita, went belly up in 1995, leaving investors holding the bag. (One 76-year-old retiree told Newsweek she lost $7,000 and had to refinance her home.)

        Would that be same Pat Robertson who turned his nonprofit Family Channel into a for-profit enterprise and sold it to that paragon of virtue Rupert Murdoch for just under $2 billion?

        Would that be the same Pat Robertson who reported in his book, Shout It From the Housetops, that his mother Gladys once had a vision from God of Robertson receiving packets of cash from heaven?!

        I could go on, but you get the picture.

        The newly greed-averse Robertson holds himself out as being quite the Bible scholar. I recommend he take a quick look at Matthew 7: 3-5.

        In the Revised Standard Version, Jesus is quoted as saying this: “Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.”

        http://blog.au.org/2009/05/15/the-prophet-and-profits-tv-preacher-pat-robertson-goes-for-the-greed/
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      • Author by daisyfly (January 13, 2010 9:16 pm ET)
           
        This logic is flawed because it ignores the fact that the Dominican Republic also suffers from abject poverty. It's just hidden away much better from the tourists who don't come to see little children playing around in trash covered beaches, scavenging for something to trade for food. Ever been to the Dominican slums? They outweigh these posh, luxury resorts 10 to 1, and the average Dominican citizen can only dream of staying in one of them, which speaks little of the level of "prosperity" this country has attained at the cost to their own people.

        Furthermore, stating that Robertson has been helping Haiti for many years out of their own pockets is not only ludicrous, it's also a lie. They don't help anyone with THEIR money.
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    • Author by RocRizzo (January 13, 2010 4:46 pm ET)
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      Pat is dyslexic. He says that he gets the messages from "god," when actually, his dog tells them to him.

      What an idiot.
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      • Author by bb328 (January 14, 2010 7:26 am ET)
           
        And he read the script wrong before going on. The Haitians made a deal with santa. Being enslaved makes for a slow Christmas.
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    • Author by blk-in-alabam (January 13, 2010 4:56 pm ET)
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      God put a curse on the Haitian people because the made a deal with the devil to get out of hell.By ________Roberson's reasoning the Haitian people should ask massur for forgiveness and return to slavery.If__________Roberson has known this for some time why hasn't he been gone to Haiti to help the people confess and return to slavery so they can be saved.
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    • Author by roland (January 13, 2010 5:03 pm ET)
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      How can anyone's "making a pact" with a fictional character ever lead to an earthquake?
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      • Author by jiminva (January 14, 2010 8:56 am ET)
           
        How do you know he's fictional? Did God tell you that?

        See, you miss the point. All y'all miss the point. For PR, every word of the Bible is true...even the words that contradict the other words. God has destroyed cities (see Sodom and Gomorrah). So, it's absolutely no problem for God to cause an earthquake.

        Thinking people realize this disaster is the result of a confluence of many things like economy, government, history and geography. Simple minds look for simple answers. PR was just born in the wrong century.
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    • Author by Poups (January 13, 2010 5:14 pm ET)
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      If anyone sold their soul to the devil it's that co-host, Kristi Watts, who's working and agreeing with this ignorant bastard.
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    • Author by hurricaneyankee52983 (January 13, 2010 5:18 pm ET)
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      PAT ROBERTSON, a disgusting excuse for a human being. It's not your job to pass judgment on the people of HAITI.
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    • Author by Rochelle013 (January 13, 2010 5:25 pm ET)
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      I am glad that My God and his god are different.
      My God isnt like that! What and evil things to say.
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    • Author by mlizaa (January 13, 2010 5:26 pm ET)
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      Not a deal with the devil, just the white man doesn't like the fact that were are such a strong and resilient people. That country was hung out to dry for centuries. Every piece of the globe is struck with natural disasters.
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    • Author by Samurai Cowboy (January 13, 2010 5:57 pm ET)
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      God, do you hear me? If so, will you please revoke Pat Robertson's Right To Live and send him to Hell with Jerry Falwell? I hear tell that Falwell dances on the Devil's barbed member everyday, screaming in agony. I wish the same for Pat Robertson. He makes a mockery of your religion.

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    • Author by utopia1234 (January 13, 2010 6:02 pm ET)
         
      Mr Roberston's comments are unfounded. I thought you passed away several years ago. The CHRISTAIN people of Haiti don't need you. Were you implying the the Island is half devil worship and half God like. UN believable. Why dont you update your Web site mr Roberston so that people can comment on it. Obvious reasons why that is not available. And do some factual research before make an absolute fool out of your self.
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    • Author by Laxplyr43 (January 13, 2010 6:05 pm ET)
         
      seriously......
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    • Author by Monica (January 13, 2010 6:31 pm ET)
         
      The irony here is that Pat said something cruel and most of the posters here responded by saying something cruel. One person wanted to nail Robertson to a cross. Perhaps if the atheist posters recognized Robertson's mean-spiritedness but responded in kindness and compassion, the atheists might win more converts. :-)

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    • Author by OpenSource (January 13, 2010 6:43 pm ET)
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      Wow. He's asking for people to pray for Haitians, and everyone reacts by smearing him.

      Very mature, people.
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      • Author by congero6189599 (January 13, 2010 7:14 pm ET)
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        Keep your blinders on unknown. We have all heard or read the Robertsons comments. He was blaming their poverty and the earthquake with all the destruction and death on their lack of belief in God. That is so absurd,hypricritcal, and stupid but fits with his other comments like the one he made about Katrina. Lets like at his own actions;
        http://www.blog.joelx.com/pat-robertson-the-standard-in-moral-corruption/168/ .
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        • Author by OpenSource (January 13, 2010 9:27 pm ET)
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          You spelled hypocritical wrong. I'm surprised Col. Sanders hasn't jumped on you by now!

          Call the grammar police.
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          • Author by cArn (January 13, 2010 9:31 pm ET)
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            Weak dodge, unknown1. Very weak.
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            • Author by OpenSource (January 13, 2010 9:41 pm ET)
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              Yes, I apologize. All I did was read what he said and came to the conclusion that he was simply asking us all to pray for Haitians. I didn't take his background into consideration.
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              • Author by juliajayne1 (January 14, 2010 4:29 pm ET)
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                Look oh windy one, Pat Robertson said what he said. It was stupid and evil.......btw evil usually is stupid. But I digress.

                Any superflous statements he makes, regardless of context, don't absolve him of his initial evil statement. Period. Got it?

                Quit defending evil.





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      • Author by Marker (January 13, 2010 7:32 pm ET)
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        Judge ye, lest ye be judged. C'mon, you believe in the "Sky Fairy", quit throwing stones
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      • Author by soze169880 (January 13, 2010 7:49 pm ET)
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        He just said that God was punishing everyone in Haiti for being Haitian, you idiot. I'd rather be immature than a bigoted psycho like this waste of skin, and you for defending him.
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      • Author by jiminva (January 14, 2010 8:51 am ET)
           
        You're kidding, right?
        I'll pray for the Haitians....and you.
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    • Author by SayWhat???? (January 13, 2010 6:49 pm ET)
         
      When I see Pat Roberson, I imagine a very screwed up cake..made with Carrie's mother mixed with Jim and Tammy Baker and a quite frothy, discolored Jim Swaggart icing, topped with a few other nuts !!! I also hear the sound flys and bowel movements.
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    • Author by daisyfly (January 13, 2010 7:25 pm ET)
         
      Any man who claims that freeing one's self from the bonds of slavery has made a deal with the Devil is not fit to lead a pack of fleas.

      Pat Robertson has unequivocally compared an anti-slavery movement to dealings with Satan, and that is about as nonsensical and devious as it gets. I'd say that I would pray for him but chances are even God's given up hope.
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    • Author by ca.taxpayer (January 13, 2010 7:49 pm ET)
         
      I think the entire World is cursed.
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    • Author by Baffled by Hate (January 13, 2010 7:59 pm ET)
         
      I find it amazing how many poorly considered knee jerk reactions there are on this site.

      1) Whether true or not, Pat Robertson did not make up this "pact with the devil" idea. It's been widely reported in multiple sources for years.

      2) Pat Robertson clearly has compassion for the people of Haiti and for their ongoing suffering. He is advocating prayers and donations. The abrupt end to the clip shown, when he was obviously going in that direction, is extremely dishonest.

      3) Robertson did not say the pact "caused" the earthquake. It appeared to me that he was carefully avoiding affirmatively making that connection while subtly inviting you, the viewer, to connect the dots yourself. He could just as easily have been referring to Karma.

      Reading the anti-Christian, idiotic, hateful responses here simply confirms my faith in Christ. Read Matthew 5:11.
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    • Author by gunna20 (January 13, 2010 8:08 pm ET)
         
      Pat Robertson can go to hell, Im Haitian and I'd rather die first than take money from this racist BIGGOT. He doesnt know anything about Haiti and his weak cowardly behind wouldnt last a day there. So he can take his donations and choke on it for all I care. I hope they burn the damn money when it reaches Haiti. DAMN RACIST DEVIL!!!!!
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    • Author by jdjdjd (January 13, 2010 8:09 pm ET)
         
      This just in: Excerpt from Pat Roberson's conversation with God:
      PR: The destruction of those devil worshipers was mighty impressive. . . Gave the infidels something to think about I can tell you. You should get a boat-load of new converts after this.
      G: Ya. I find that a good whip-ass goes a long way toward getting my point across.
      PR: One thing though. . .Why the Haitian cathedral and the archbishop? Come on, give me an exclusive - what did he do wrong? Make a deal with the devil, date little boys, cheat on his taxes, oh wait. . . no taxes, that's right. How could I forget that!
      G: Umm. What do you mean? What cathedral?
      PR: The largest cathedral in Port-Au-Prince. You know. You flattened it right on the archbishop.
      G: Umm. Opps.
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    • Author by sheerinsanity (January 13, 2010 8:14 pm ET)
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      Please go away, Pat. And may The Good Lord have mercy on your soul.

      Signed,
      All True Christians
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    • Author by tp (January 13, 2010 8:25 pm ET)
         
      Drop dead you old bastard fool !!!! I cant wait to see you and Rush butt-fukking tomorrow...
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    • Author by Sonic Al (January 13, 2010 8:43 pm ET)
         
      you know what's sad? A (now former) friend of mine and his wife work at and go to his "university" and, in fact, he appeared on the "700 Club" after having a health scare and being "healed." The fact that people follow and believe this insaniac is more than a bit troubling.
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    • Author by meech (January 13, 2010 8:59 pm ET)
         
      Napolean III wasn't even born yet — Haiti's slave revots began under France's National Assembly and was founded as a country during the rule or Napolean I. (Funny how that liberté thing never trickled down to anyone of color. Napolean Bonaparte confirmed that all slave states should remain so.)

      I mean, if you're going to make up stuff in the name of God, at least get your facts straight. Oh, why start now...
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    • Author by hoopsrudie (January 13, 2010 9:23 pm ET)
         
      What is wrong with this guy? Has he no soul? Has he no idea what Love is? Has he no idea that God is Love? This is a sick man who needs to be taken into treatment, he is dangerous to many out there who listen to his rabble! I want him committed!
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    • Author by mookie von zipper (January 13, 2010 10:13 pm ET)
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      [http://farm1.static.flickr.com/175/444831546_347a6a0c22.jpg]
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    • Author by pazzman69 (January 13, 2010 11:31 pm ET)
         
      Ohhh, as I read the comments on this mentally challenged old man I was not expecting to see a Slayer pic. Nor did I expect to see so many intellectuals. I figured I was the only one who actually belived more in the mole people than the movie "bedazzled" (old man Pat's reason for tragedy).
      And there's actually still a 700 club? I figured at least 500 of those old douchbags had died by now. Now I'm gonna have to go rewatch the South Park episode where he's asking for donations to equip his spaceship with photon lasers so he can convert aliens to Chrisianity. "Starvin Marvin in space" for those who haven't seen it.
      On a more serious note, I am not a bible afficianado, but I belive it says that when Satin comes to the earth you will not know him because he will blind you to his presance. I have to give you props for your blinders Pat. I mean dark lord.
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    • Author by pazzman69 (January 14, 2010 12:03 am ET)
         
      to unknown1
      To smear the man would be to lie about the horrible biggoted views this man spewes in the name of Christianity. But this man is so corrupt/racist you don't even have to smear him. He does that himself for any rational thinking person.
      So I guess in your views, unknown1, when Dr. Tiller was murdered in his church, that was what God wanted. Blood on his floor. And I guess when the psunami hit Indonesia a couple of years back it was because they are Budist.
      Pat's beliefs should be catigorized under domestic terrorism. He's more dangerous than anyone we are looking for in Afganistan.
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    • Author by adrian8188 (January 14, 2010 1:06 am ET)
         
      There is a truth that Vudu is demonic
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    • Author by cindermaker (January 14, 2010 2:37 am ET)
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      So, Pat Robertson ... Let's see... All those innocent children, men and women were meant to die because your vengeful God is raining his furious vengeance upon them? Because your God is mad that he perceives someone made a sacrifice to the Devil?

      Well you know what? I want NOTHING to do with your God, Pat Robertson.
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      • Author by ItsDarts (January 14, 2010 7:03 am ET)
           
        No No No, you've got it wrong ;-) Its the Devil that caused the earthquake because most of the country has become catholic after 200 years of missionary work. What I don't understand is, if this god is "all loving", "all powerful" and "all knowing", why didn't he stop the devil? He knew what the devil was up to, he's certainly powerful enough to stop him, yet he lets all these people who had NOTHING to do with the 200 year old pact suffer. Or wait... maybe you're right, it was god who started the earthquake because he loves us and wants good to come out of the suffering of others in his infinite justice and wisdom. Yeah, that's it. Or... god doesn't exist and "stuff" happens.
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      • Author by jiminva (January 14, 2010 8:48 am ET)
           
        Pat's god is the God of the Old Testament and the Jesus of the "money changers".

        If you're shopping for a kind, loving and forgiving God, I've got one for you.
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      • Author by NDM (January 14, 2010 4:56 pm ET)
           
        His is not God, but god. And Pat is one crazy guy with status, with opportunities, with luck. He is mad as his god.
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      • Author by mercury_fish (January 14, 2010 6:54 pm ET)
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        Agreed.

        I thought the whole point of God is accessibility, love, forgiveness and acceptance?

        And Robertson is wrong. The Dominican is not prosperous. I spent 2 weeks last year volunteering there. They are still miserably poor, it is just that their tourism industry does a good job at hiding it.

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      • Author by jesusfreak97 (January 16, 2010 9:16 am ET)
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        No, GOD did NOT do this. He does NOT come to KILL, STILL, nor does HE come to Destroy. That is ALL of Satan's qualities. JESUS came to bring us life. Even you and I, we will ALWAYS reap what we sew...no one is excluded from that...NO ONE! If we still, kill, lie, etc....and we get caught by someone we MUST pay the penalty from that...That's just how life goes. Can't you see that blaming GOD does NOT do anything but bring more pain, heartache, and sorrow? Why don't you shift the blame to the one who deserves it...? Satan, he loves making our lives miserable.
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    • Author by AltEvil (January 14, 2010 3:19 am ET)
         
      Please someone tell me how anybody can take this lunatic seriously anymore! The earthquake in Haiti is a tragedy on such an mind-boggling scale and this is what Robertson's diseased brain comes up with!?!?! Unlike Limbaugh who is filled with hate this man if in the grip of insanity. For Robertson and those who follow him we should feel pity and sadness. They are quite literally lost.

      http://thegodlessliberal.blogspot.com/
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    • Author by bb328 (January 14, 2010 7:39 am ET)
         
      I wonder what made him think they worship the devil, the color of their skin, the fact that they're foreign, or their different culture? I don't see any other reason, considering that Catholicism is the main religion there, and voodoo is not equivalent to satanism.

      I am an atheist, and I believe myself to be a much better person than this "Christian." The fact that this bigoted filth is allowed on television, the fact that anyone could believe it at all, challenges my faith in so many institutions that I would prefer simply not to think about it.

      True, in America we are allowed our free speech, but speech meant to inspire disgust for so many innocent people by calling them satanists is slander, and happens to be illegal. That this man can get away with this, and all the other things he has done, is horrifying.
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    • Author by jiminva (January 14, 2010 8:44 am ET)
         
      I'm sure PR thinks Haiti is in league with the devil. It is mostly Roman Catholic. Many people don't think we Catholics are Christian.

      I was watching the news last night and there are Christian relief agencies down there already like the Salvation Army but this has overwhelmed their abilities. If you look at the "Christian" response, it is coming from the USA, Canada, and other nations in the form of governmental aid. Even the Fairfax County VA Fire and Rescue sent a team down there. I thank Jesus Christ for government.

      I wish MMFA would run a clip of BHO and PR's statements together. I wonder at which statement, Jesus smiled and at which one he wept...
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    • Author by jerrold (January 14, 2010 10:45 am ET)
         
      Umm... just checking - God used to like animal sacrifices, right?
      Looks at story of Cain and Abel... yeah...
      Who's God is Pat thinking of?
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    • Author by jascanio (January 14, 2010 11:23 am ET)
         
      Screw Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh. Americans want to help. http://is.gd/6g3Pc
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    • Author by esiosan (January 14, 2010 11:55 am ET)
         
      Evangelical Fundamentalists vehemently believe the "devil" is a powerful force in the world. And they tend to see it everywhere something goes wrong. I wouldn't be so shocked by his ignorance because he gets that from the bible, a very crazy book.
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    • Author by sansohm (January 14, 2010 12:19 pm ET)
         
      He's not wrong. In 1825, Haiti was forced to pay France 150 million francs for their freedom. This gunpoint deal was then signed as a loan from the France's bank with exorbitant interest rates and fees, and was backed by the US. It was indeed a pact with the devil to get free from the devil.
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    • Author by Sonick (January 14, 2010 1:13 pm ET)
         
      After the devasting earthquake that shook Lisbon in 1755, Voltaire wrote a poem that is still appropriate today, in light of Robertson's moronic remarks:

      Will you say, seeing this heap of victims:
      "God is avenged, their death is the payment of their crimes"?
      What crimes, what bad things have been committed by these
      children,
      Lying on the breasts of their mothers, flattened and bloody?
      Lisbon, which is a city no longer, had it more vices
      Than London, than Paris, given to doubtful delights?
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    • Author by Sonick (January 14, 2010 1:39 pm ET)
         
      And one more thing, Pat. Haitians gained their independence in 1804. The French leader at the time was the first Napoleon (Bonaparte) and not "Napoleon III.. or whatever" (he was in office from 1848 to 1852). Get to know your history, before you start throwing in supernatural intervention.
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    • Author by spinny (January 14, 2010 2:05 pm ET)
         
      Pat, if there is a God, I'm sure he will reeducate you on the meaning of the phrase "unimaginable suffering". Since he is so vengeful and all you've ever done is deal in deception and blaspheme.
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    • Author by jackdc (January 14, 2010 3:17 pm ET)
         
      It's sad that how we demonize Islam for it's few bad followers.
      Here is a Christian minister, leader or whatever you call him.
      In the eye of the world he's a Christian Terrorist, cause he terrorizes people by his hateful messages.
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    • Author by NDM (January 14, 2010 4:52 pm ET)
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      It feels so sad to hear words coming out of Pat Robertson. I suppose this guy is an extreme racist, a conservative, an anti-equity and equality type of human who thinks people choose to be poor. Right now Haiti is mourning and you talk as if you were a God.

      If you look at the history of Haiti, it is what it is today because of colonialism and many a times they have suffered exclusion from trade and many other things that would have helped them develop.

      It is so sad to see that colonialism still exist today. When will developing nations going to be autonomous in the development process, so that someday no-one like Pat will ever make such mean statements. Think before you say a word man. May God and the Haitians forgive you!!

      Let us support Haitians for the reason that they are a people, coz they are equal to all of us, coz they are brothers and sisters, and that the tragedy in Haiti could happen any where in the world anytime.

      Wishing the surving Haitians all the best.
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    • Author by KiannahP (January 14, 2010 7:05 pm ET)
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      YOU SEE PEOPLE ARE MISSING THE WHOLE BIG IDEA... WE DON'T KNOW THE HAND OF GOD AND WE ARENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW,BUT WE AS CHRISTIANS HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER AND PRAY FOR ONE ANOTHER.. TO TALK ABOUT PAT IN A NEGATIVE WAY BECAUSE OF HIS COMMENT IS SIN. EVEN IF HE IS WRONG YOU ARE ACTUALLY DOING THE SAME THING YOU CONVICTED HIM OF BY SAYING HE IS FALSE. IF HE SAYS GOD IS PUNISHING SOMEONE AND YOU GO AGAINST HIM AND SAY YOUR WRONG YOUR ACTUALLY JUDGEING GOD TOO. SO PLEASE BECAREFUL.. THIS IS A TRICK OF THE ENEMY.. THE WORLD MEDIA HAS GOTTEN AHOLD OF THIS VIDEO AND ARE PRESECUTING HIM. LET US NOT JUDGE HIM LET US KEEP OUR PEACE AND BE SILENT.. FOR THE SAME JUDGEMENT YOU JUDGE SO SHALL YOU REAP. NOBODY KNOWS THE HAND OF GOD UNLESS HE REVEALS IT TO YOU. I NEVER HEARD PAT SAYING GOD TOLD HIM OR THE SPIRIT OF GOD TOLD HIM... SO ACUTALLY HE WAS SPEAKING FROM HIS OWN THOUGHTS.. AND ITS OKAY. GOD BLESS
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    • Author by nativeofsf (January 14, 2010 7:32 pm ET)
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      Pat Robertson IS a big SHANDA!
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    • Author by space cowboy (January 14, 2010 9:14 pm ET)
         
      I was saying to a friend of mine:

      Finaly Pat has the Guts to say what every one in america has been thinking...I­­f everyone in america is insane.

      Did he have a surgery to replace a piece of his brain with Pinapple gelatin?

      Look at the video again and watch the woman next to him. She's thinking "holy cow!! not ANOTHER Hugo Chavez type remark!!! The guy must really like the taste of his corns because he puts his foot in his mouth every 6 months or so"

      This man has gone over the deep end and is insane. Even the lady who was listening to him flinched in disbelief at his statments. Watch it again.

      I'm a Catholic, and even went to Seminary (Brothers of the Holy Cross), and as a Catholic I can say evangelical Christians have got the word of God wrong (so wrong God can't wait to keep them waiting in purgatory...FOREVER). They use the Bible and twist it for the podium instead of the Pulpit. God will judge Pat Robertson for poluting His teachings. Our "Educated Opinion" needs to stop him from being on TV, we have already judged him rightfully.

      (Foot note) This guy actualy ran for "Leader of the Free World"? We Americans need to look inward and settle our civil discontent before we institute more foriegn policy.

      Reverend J.K. (Deacon)
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    • Author by Letsgetreal (January 14, 2010 9:48 pm ET)
         
      Unfortunately, he doesn’t know his history – at least the non-make-believe version.

      Haiti was occupied and plundered by the Americans nearly a century ago.

      The U.S. Occupation of Haiti:

      Woodrow Wilson sent marines to invade Haiti in July 1915 following the assassination of Jean Vilbrun Guillaume Sam, President of Haiti. According to the Department of State, the Marines were sent to the island nation “to restore order and maintain political and economic stability in the Caribbean…this occupation continued until 1934.” In the five years leading up to the invasion, seven presidents of Haiti were either assassinated or forced into exile. Policy makers in the U.S. grew fearful as the unrest and turmoil began attracting German interests. In 1914, the United States assumed control of Haiti’s bank when half a million dollars were removed from the Haitian National Bank and moved to New York “for safe keeping” upon order from President Wilson. This occupation ended under FDR’s “Good Neighbor” policy.




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    • Author by ebneila (January 14, 2010 10:31 pm ET)
         
      Roberts excuses the fact Haitians had fought and defected the slave owners, English, Spanish and the massive French armies under Napoleon. They did this with the sheading of blood and loss of life, not with the Devil's help. It was the masterful strategist, Toussaint L'Ouverture, with the termination of 55,000 Haitian combatants, that drove the opressive invaders into the sea. It was under US CIA installed Jean-Claude (Papa Doc) Duvalier as Haitian president that the island fell into economic ruin. If the devil played any part, it was with Robert's ignorance of history.
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    • Author by deria16 (January 14, 2010 11:19 pm ET)
         
      I would just like to know where Pat Robertson gets his information. If your going to make a statement like that please be able to back it up with facts, biblical or otherwise. Dman
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    • Author by cjdunn (January 15, 2010 8:27 am ET)
         
      We have come to expect odious, profoundly confused remarks from Pat Robertson, which must be denounced always. Sadly, however, his sentiment has been echoed by members of the Haitian ruling class. Check out this interview with George Samuel Antoine, the Consul-General of Haiti in São Paulo, Brazil:

      http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/mundo/ult94u679672.shtml

      Antoine says: “The tragedy there is good for us here, you know. I think that all of that messing around with ‘macumba’ (ie. vodou), I don’t know what that is. The African himself is cursed. Every place that has Africans is f—ked.” The guy obviously didn’t realize that the tape was rolling, but it is still astounding that a Haitian official would make such a comment. It serves as a reminder of the deep conflicts in Haitian society over race, culture, and religion.
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    • Author by short82growing (January 15, 2010 12:28 pm ET)
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      WE HAVE ALOT OF SPIRITUAL IGNORANCE IN AMERICA.IF WHAT IS GOVERNING IS YOUR EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS AND THAT IS YOUR CHARACTER ,THAN ANY SPRITUAL TRUTH THAT A MAN OF GOD SAYS WILL BE FOOLISH TO YOU.
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      • Author by proudconservative (January 15, 2010 5:44 pm ET)
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        Now what if the dear Robertson had claimed that the climate gods were angered by the Copenhagen debacle and as a result, condemned Haiti to this fate?????

        Speaking truth to/about progressives with a shout out to Danny G. and his band of merry band of lefties!
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        • Author by mary59 (January 16, 2010 12:53 pm ET)
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          Pat Roberton has about as much contact with spiritual truth as a septic tank does with a river.

          As for proud con, I think his post is incoherent enough to leave alone...
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    • Author by Appalled (January 15, 2010 4:48 pm ET)
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      totally inappropriate commentary; get out there and help and stop making up accusations that are not true.
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      • Author by jesusfreak97 (January 16, 2010 9:10 am ET)
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        I so totally agree!
        If all we can do is sit around and complain about what every one is saying or not saying then whom are we helping?
        The Haitian people are in trouble and ONLY God truly knows what they are doing and what they are not doing. NO ONE can judge them. Only GOD can judge. If you can help, help and stop talking about Pat Robertson, that puts you on the same level as him. Just PRAY for the people in Haiti since you seem to care so much. Or better yet send some money or join a group and get over there to help. Every one has their own oppinion and thoughts on every subject and thats good but just be careful that you don't try and force YOUR oppinion on someone else. This would be such a boring world if we ALL agreed and thought the same way, now wouldn't it?
        (Some one has to be wrong, and some one has to be right! That's the way it works....Just as EVERY ONE, NO ONE EXCLUDED....YOU WILL REAP WHAT YOU SEW! Good or Bad..it doesn't matter...!)
        So don't let anger control you, this is a time when we should stand together and pray far Haiti and every family that is still alive and pray for the families who have lost everything included loved ones!
        Jesus, Loves every one. HE suffered, died, & rose again for EVERYONE.....EVERYONE! Yes, I mean EVERYONE! Not just the goody too shoes...so to speak...GOD created us ALL, and loves us ALL the same...No that does not mean that HE will not pour out HIS wrath on evil doers, but that does mean that HE loves us enough to do so!
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    • Author by rosbro724@yahoo.com (January 15, 2010 6:55 pm ET)
         
      I always wondered why that country was so desperatly poor when yes dominican republic is so close but yet so prosperous. Maybe its all the voo doo they practice there that has backfired on their island Wow what a disaster!!!
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    • Author by fortheloveofdavid (January 15, 2010 7:05 pm ET)
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      Well, he should know-- because he was there. Over 200 years ago.
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    • Author by gardnerflorida (January 15, 2010 11:39 pm ET)
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      This guy has a long history of evil. Ignorant comments.. If what he say's is even true.. 1700s. Jesus Died for everyone's sin's and every Christian has the right at redemption.. This would be like saying I am dammed and deserve gods wrath because of my descendents committed a sin... I wish he would speak more so he can keep driving nails in to the fundamentalist coffin... I heard some ladies talking at a restaurant tonight and when they started agreeing with him there conversation fell to a whisper… Well if it is so right why don’t they speak just as loud as they we discussing American Idol.. Why would they start to whisper if they are so right and so proud… I think there is someone who is evil and they are not in Haiti… I think it is Gods job alone to pass judgment.. I didn’t see anywhere in the Bible where it mentioned God and Pat Robertson and You.. Shame.. Shame… Shame… On You…
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    • Author by Robertsonisaidiot (January 16, 2010 10:48 am ET)
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      I hate it when so called "christians" in America judge other countries and say they're being judged for their sins.When here in America we have are own evils like materialism and gluttony, We are all in the same boat. The whole God bless america thing is bull.We may act like we have it all together but really we have the same evils. Hey Pat how about shut your mouth and Just pray for these people.
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