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Gutfeld calls Media Matters "tools"; Breitbart hopes to take "down the institutional left" in the "next three weeks"

February 23, 2010 6:14 am ET

From the February 23 broadcast of Fox News' Red Eye:

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    • Author by Dradeeus (February 23, 2010 6:42 am ET)
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      Really? All of it? Interesting. Should Media Matters be checking their phone lines for pimps?
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    • Author by mikelartist (February 23, 2010 7:05 am ET)
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      "Institutional left"

      HA hA HA HA HA HA.

      has anyone told Breibart that his tinfoil hat makes him look fat?
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    • Author by blk-in-alabam (February 23, 2010 7:23 am ET)
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      Breibart will take MMFA down.Breibart is a computer virus.
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    • Author by IRONY 101 (February 23, 2010 7:32 am ET)
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      Andrew Breitbart is so Clint Eastwood. What a macho stud...! Go ahead...make my day. ;>)

      Except, of course, when he's having a bad day and whines like a little girl...
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    • Author by MadRiver Jack (February 23, 2010 7:36 am ET)
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      I took down the institutional left and I believe it’s gonna happen within the next three weeks.
      . . . and he did it all by posting fiery words on Twitter. Not since Reagan took down the Soviet Empire by demanding they dismantle the Berlin Wall have we seen such potent wordsmithery.

      O! the delusions of grandeur!
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    • Author by achrispage6992 (February 23, 2010 7:42 am ET)
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      These guys are worse than Glenn Beck. Everyday it's some kind of cockamamie prediction of some unheard of proportion. How can we forget Beck's indiction that his story on Friday is going to change journalism or some kind of crap like that. These guys are no different. Someone really needs to tell them that only 1% or less of the population even know and care who they are.
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      • Author by opopop (February 23, 2010 8:26 am ET)
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        I remember that, what was the groundbreakinng news story?
        Seriously, was it even set in this reality or what?
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        • Author by achrispage6992 (February 23, 2010 12:04 pm ET)
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          I can't remember. Perhaps because it has happenned on his show too many times to count. It seems like he's always got a show coming that will "change the way we think" or change something or another. The reality is that the only thing that changes is his feeling of self importance. It grows daily and its now to the point where other right wing radio hosts are openly criticizing him. Of course, his narcissistic personality can't let this slide, so he'll spend the majority of one ofhis shows trying to rebut his detractor with sophomoric insults and half truths based on his own beliefs. I truly believe it is only a matter of time before this guy self destructs. We must hope so because I still hold that he is the most Hitlerlike figure to come around in a very long time.
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    • Author by nerzog (February 23, 2010 8:22 am ET)
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      Does Britefart know where the Institutional Left Central Office is? I thought it was a closely guarded secret!
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      • Author by IRONY 101 (February 23, 2010 8:33 am ET)
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        It's located at #1 Progressive Plaza, Glennbecksmind, WI.
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        • Author by nerzog (February 23, 2010 9:03 am ET)
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          Bring it on, Britefart! We're ready and waiting!

          [http://www.gbeducationaltoys.com.au/files/2012230/uploaded/My%20First%20Castle%20Blue.jpg]
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          • Author by New Frontier (February 23, 2010 9:36 am ET)
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            Hey, Breitbart! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
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          • Author by jediknight65 (February 23, 2010 10:40 am ET)
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            run away!
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          • Author by jeter2 (February 23, 2010 11:38 am ET)
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            Nerzog, I notice you're posting photos of your entire toy collection today. Seen a few on other threads. Cool.

            Do you have a train set we could play with?

            Now on topic...

            Mmmmm...Ok, I got nothing ;-)

            I'll just wait for the take down...Ha!
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            • Author by juliajayne1 (February 23, 2010 4:13 pm ET)
                 
              Itchin' for a wee spanking, little boy? ;-)
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              • Author by jeter2 (February 23, 2010 4:35 pm ET)
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                Maybe...is Miss Dolly around? ;-)
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                • Author by juliajayne1 (February 23, 2010 5:26 pm ET)
                     
                  Well daddio, I was hoping to accomplish the "take down" by myself. But it you wanna get greedy and all......;-0)
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                  • Author by jeter2 (February 23, 2010 5:47 pm ET)
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                    Well kiddo, the other night you said Miss Dolly should be the one to dole out my punishment with a spanking...

                    But if you'd rather have the honor...I've no complaints ;-)
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                    • Author by juliajayne1 (February 23, 2010 7:25 pm ET)
                         
                      You're the killjoy who brought up the killjoy first, "kiddo" ;-0) What, no darlin', darlin'?

                      Ticks off a pettite angel for killing the mood, see? So you're goin' down!

                      Or perhaps I should have the "tools" at MMFA do it! Ha! ;-0) Ah, J/K, cutie. See ya later, gator. ;-) Now go take off all the thumb down you've been putting on my posts!
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                      • Author by jeter2 (February 23, 2010 7:59 pm ET)
                           
                        Sorry darlin for not calling you darlin ;-)

                        Darlin, you should know by now the only spanking I want here is from you :-)

                        Hell we both know Miss Dolly wouldn't spank me, she'd shoot me if given the chance :-O

                        Someone has been giving you thumbs down? Hon, it ain't me...Miz Julia I have never given you a thumbs down. I'd never do that even if I thought you deserved one ;-)
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                        • Author by juliajayne1 (February 23, 2010 11:13 pm ET)
                             
                          Hi darlin', yeah somebody has been giving me thumbs down for even innoucuous posts. I guess it seems a bit personal as a result. Sorry to think it was you. But you're still goin' down! As long as it's with me, of course. ;-) BFJN
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                          • Author by jeter2 (February 24, 2010 10:47 am ET)
                               
                            Did you think I was upset with you? Aw darlin, why? :-/

                            Actually I don't bother much with the thumbs...up or down. And I don't give them based on "personalities, or being po'd [like I'm sure some folks do]. Hell Marker ticked me off yesterday & I didn't give him a thumbs down ;-) I don't even give myself thumbs ups ;-)

                            I don't take them too seriously. And I'm pretty sure some of the moonbats here give me a thumbs down as soon as they see Jeter2...before even reading my post, cause I find those pesky thumbs downs even if I'm being agreeable. Ha!

                            Hey the other day on the Colin Powell thread I got something like 24 thumbs up [no downs!!]...that's a first for me. I rarely get double digit ups. And never that many before...I'll admit that made me grin :-)

                            BFJN darlin
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                            • Author by juliajayne1 (February 24, 2010 11:47 am ET)
                                 
                              Hmmmn, you could be upset with me for any possible number of reasons, for which I'll not articulate here. (Btw it is so embarassing to talk here, I'm an introvert, bud). ;-) As it is, it sometimes takes great courage for me to even press the save button.

                              Of course, perhaps if I didn't feel the need to be irreverent this may not be so difficult....ha! But that is me in a nutshell. Yes, I am a nut, as you are too aware.....hehe.

                              Ah lad, I miss ya. Like nicotine....;-0) You bad habit!

                              Hey, why haven't I ever gotten 24 thumbs up?! ;-) Must be you're much more charming than me. Musing......distinct possibility! See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya! ;-0) J/K sweetie.

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                              • Author by jeter2 (February 24, 2010 2:28 pm ET)
                                   
                                You're a nut, I'm a nut...does that make us Cosmic nuts? ;-)

                                I know darlin, this forum is more for light banter..& a bit of naughty innuendo...oh & some on topic stuff too I suppose ;-) I'm getting so bored with politics. At least how it's discussed here by some.... Ok, sorry, no complaining ;-) But I agree this is probably not the best place for personal stuff.

                                I miss ya too...like nicotine. And from personal experience I can attest that nicotine can be a brutal habit to break.

                                Just so you know, I'm not upset with you, & hope you're not upset with me. And even if I were, I wouldn't bring it here. Ok sorry...moving into embarrassing territory, eh? Well hopefully everyone else is gone. Watch Roundhouse show up. Ha!

                                When it comes to charm you have me beat darlin. Though I guess some find me kind of appealing ;-)

                                I don't want you to feel uncomfortable, so no reply necessary...maybe you could just leave me a winky face to let me know you read this :-)

                                Catch up with ya lata Miz Julia :-)

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                                • Author by juliajayne1 (February 24, 2010 3:26 pm ET)
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                                  I think you might agree this sums things up pretty well. ;-0) God knows I've thought of this song often enough. I can't even listen to some music anymore. Too hard. ;-/

                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsDAEWBuiWo

                                  Okay, hitting the dusty trail, lad. I hope everyone else has too....;-) Give me a thumbs up if you read this. Not that I'm bossin' ya, boss. After all, it ain't Tuesday. ;-)


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                                  • Author by jeter2 (February 24, 2010 3:43 pm ET)
                                       
                                    You know I think we're spooky. I almost left the line You're a hard habit to breakfrom that very song underneath where I wrote about nicotine...that song was in my head as I wrote that post. I guess I shouldn't be surprised anymore that we think alike ;-)

                                    And yeah that song sums it up :-/

                                    Ok, you only wanted a thumbs up & I wrote instead. But it's not Tuesday, so I'm the Boss ;-)

                                    But I'll still give you that thumbs up ;-)
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                                    • Author by juliajayne1 (February 24, 2010 5:33 pm ET)
                                         
                                      And I almost wrote (actually did write and deleted it) that "you could just leave me a thumbs up unless you couldn't help yourself"! ;-0)

                                      Ah love, I knew you were gonna write. ;-0) Hey, I think everybody's left anyway. Shrugging......

                                      But just so I know....am I a hard habit to break, or just a bad habit?! ;-) Or are you in the habit of being hard? ;-0)
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                                      • Author by jeter2 (February 24, 2010 5:57 pm ET)
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                                        Darlin, are those trick questions? Ha!

                                        I pick 1 & 3 for my answers :-)

                                        I'd never call you a bad habit...now me on the other hand...don't answer that!! ;-)

                                        Funny how two people who have never met seem to know what the other will do or be thinking the same thing...must be that Cosmic thing, eh?

                                        Take care hon & BFJN :-)
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                                        • Author by juliajayne1 (February 24, 2010 6:46 pm ET)
                                             
                                          Hey, maybe I'll be like your evil cig habit. Can't give me up! M'kay...keep trying if you must! ;-)

                                          Nicki and Victor forever! Hehe......

                                          Ok Boo.....BFJN. You take care too.
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                                          • Author by jeter2 (February 24, 2010 9:24 pm ET)
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                                            You know darlin I'm betting giving up evil cigs would be almost a breeze compared to trying to give up you ;-)

                                            Nicki & Victor, yup that's us alright. Hey hon, is that a good thing? Ha!

                                            Goodnight Boo :-)
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                                            • Author by juliajayne1 (February 25, 2010 12:21 am ET)
                                                 
                                              Ah, you're pretty sweet for a Masshole, babe! ;-0)

                                              Are you enjoying Stephen Nichols as the new Tucker? I think he's pretty hott. Not as hott as you, natch.

                                              V and N a good thing? Prolly not. But us as them would guarandamntee that we'd both die with a smile on our purty faces, so WTH? ;-0)

                                              Night to you and the soldier! Ha! Salute! ;-)
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                                              • Author by jeter2 (February 25, 2010 9:35 am ET)
                                                   
                                                Good morning to a very sweet Texass lady :-)

                                                I liked the original Tucker, but I got used to the new one pretty quickly. Hey this Patty/Emily story is far-fetched to begin with....but what kind of mental health facility allows scissors & peroxide in their padded cells? Ok, I know...it's a soap opera!!

                                                I'm thinking Nicki & Victor have that magnet & steel thing going....those are nearly impossible to break apart, eh? ;-)

                                                My solider salutes your ladies & flower....let someone reading this figure that out. Ha!
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                                                • Author by juliajayne1 (February 25, 2010 11:18 am ET)
                                                     
                                                  Mornin' my darling man of steel, your magnet here ;-0)

                                                  Hey dude, that's like way old school! I'd nearly forgotten. And I haven't even lost my bearings like you! Ha! ;-)

                                                  That Patty/Emily story is majorly groan worthy. Hey, wouldn't you know you weren't making love to the same chick, Jack?! ;-) I'd be insulted, dude!

                                                  And I don't know what's up with this Daisy and Ryder story, but if it's to do with Sheila, I may revolt and refuse to watch. Unless they do something very imaginative, then this BG may be out!

                                                  Ah honey bee, we just seem to need our fix,huh? I don't know what's to be done about that. Maybe it's foolish to think we should do something about it. But then I know it's not that simple (for you).

                                                  We at least have until the end of today for this thread.........sigh. I'm not angry anymore you know, even as some things are dawning on me. I do know things must have been really hard for you. Okay, enough about that. ;-)

                                                  I looked and nobody's posted since 24 hours ago. So I hope everyone has split by now. I have to think that or I'd feel too weird. So I hope nobody but you is thinking about my uh.....ladies and flower. ;-0)

                                                  At least communicating here is making us behave somewhat....ha! Okay, nothing and nobody can make us behave completely. Can't be done! ;-)

                                                  I was rendered velvety last night thinking about you. ;-)

                                                  BFJN love.
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                                                  • Author by jeter2 (February 25, 2010 2:27 pm ET)
                                                       
                                                    Hey darlin, I guess we are like two addicts needing our fix ;-) And I wish things were simple, but of course few things in personal relationships ever are. And it's difficult to talk about stuff here...though I'm pretty certain I think we're alone now. And if someone else is reading this....hey YOU, me & Miz Julia are working on writing a soap opera, K? ;-)

                                                    I've never seen Sheila, but everyone I know that watches Y & R agrees with you. She's supposed to be dead, no resurrection wanted!!! Any idea who "Mama" might be, if not Sheila? One guess I've heard is maybe it's her sister? Twin sister of course. Ha! Any other villainesses from the past that you can think of? It better be good...they've dragged this out for so long.

                                                    I'm thinking Ryder will eventually help Jana escape. I'd like to smack that Daisy, what a cold heartless b#tch. And yeah how can't Jack figure out he's sleeping with a different woman? Ah well...it is a soap opera.

                                                    Well hon, I'm glad we still have this forum. But this does feel weird doing this again. Are we going backwards? Starting over?

                                                    And I don't want to hear a word about us behaving!! Jeter & Julia have a rep to live up to. Ha!

                                                    I still have my fantasies. Oh no they can't take that away from me :-)

                                                    BFJN sweetheart
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                                                    • Author by juliajayne1 (February 25, 2010 3:59 pm ET)
                                                         
                                                      Hey drug of choice....;-0)

                                                      Ah baby boy, I don't know where we're going. I guess right now we can just enjoy whatever we have whenever we have it. For now anyway. Maybe someday.........? Ah you know.........sigh. ;-)

                                                      ISLY. Can't help it. Don't want to. And I like my fantasies too. Oh, I bet you already fathomed that, eh? Ha! I'm such a hoochie! ;-0)

                                                      Exclusive hoochie at your service, boyo!

                                                      I guess the two of us "J squared" ;-) will never behave, as evidenced by the Ben Stein thread.

                                                      Hey, maybe after a suitable amount of time we can go back there....ha! But not too soon.

                                                      I liked the old Tucker too. But I'm somewhat familiar with the new guy. He used to be on GH (General Hospital). I think. It's been years since I've seen that.

                                                      I have NO clue who Mama is and I ain't sure I give a tinker's damn (term used by Archie Bunker, er I mean my Dad ;-0)) But it's okay since I think the tinkers were Irish! And he was half Irish, of course.

                                                      Okay, my vowell wants to walk. Hey, you don't have a vowell after all! Okay, I'll stop skating on that ice.....I might fall in and freeze to death! ;-0)

                                                      How 'bout I just think of your warm arms around me instead? ;-)

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                                                      • Author by jeter2 (February 25, 2010 5:29 pm ET)
                                                           
                                                        ISLY. Can't help it. Don't want to

                                                        Yup. I know. Me too. We are a pair, eh? :-/

                                                        And I've no idea where we're going...but letting go completely is too difficult. And yeah maybe someday things will change. You're right, we have to just enjoy what we can for now.

                                                        I guess we can find abandoned threads along our way again, Ben Stein to begin with...but we'll keep it relatively clean this time around ;-)

                                                        I read your article on the Stein thread. Left you a post. I guess I'll go see how many thumbs downs I got. Ha! You are a tough crowd to please ;-)

                                                        I'll check back here later darlin.

                                                        BFJN Boo :-)
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                                                        • Author by juliajayne1 (February 25, 2010 9:15 pm ET)
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                                                          Hey there handsome short stop namesake, I hear your boy is vowing to be a lifetime Yankee ;-0)

                                                          Ah lad, you do know how to get in touch with me, you realize? And you might need to be prepared to get another email from the good folks at MMFA at some point in time. But I guess you're still thinking? I really hate having to use these threads. It's not really fair to the aforementioned or to me, you know? But I guess we'll see, eh? ;-)

                                                          It has been fun reconnecting here though. Oh God! There's about a million things I could say/talk about. You know speaking of these here threads, I was hurt by seeing you here initially. I mean, I thought you were going to go away from the place, and one day I saw you here. I think I cried all day that day. Anyway......I mentioned it to Kathy.
                                                          Well, she simply said, he probably misses you. So that softened my heart.

                                                          And of course you know me. I can't stay mad for the life of me, even though some troubling things have crossed my little cabeza. But some other things I now know have actually endeared you to me even more as well.

                                                          I even thought of going away myself. But I felt like hey.......this is one of the only places I have to extrovert. And it didn't feel right to have to give it up. Although like you, I do get sick of the place at times....;-)

                                                          Okay, enough of that. ;-)

                                                          I haven't been over to Ben Stein. But I left you a message about Tommy not really being Tommy. You've prolly already seen it, huh? Well, I also want to say I agree with that Benjr poster on your response to my article. In addition I'll just add that the very people who accuse us of being condescending are the very same people who are rather mean spirited, call us foul, filthy names and are generally not very nice. So I have a truck with them. And I swear that Obama has tried bipartisanship and it hasn't been met in a sincere manner. I.e. they have nothing to complain about.

                                                          Okay, mini rant over sweetie face, lover buns...hehe! ;-0)

                                                          Now since you said we shouldn't be as dirty, naturally my mind has conjured every filthy, down and dirty thing I could think of to say to you. I've had a very explicit narrative going in my head all night, and I wanted to write it to you in initials....ha! But then I thought better of it!;-0)

                                                          Since you're prolly wondering where the hell I am, I guess I'll truncate my letter for now. I was gonna tell you I have a really nice pic of Shakira with thigh high boots and not much else on. But see I can't send it here.....ha! Too bad, mother trucker! Ha!

                                                          Ah hon, my two babies are so damn cute. Maybe I can tell you more later. The one that ain't Nicki is very muscular like her Mum, which makes her heavy. Blondie boo (Nicki) is still a high octane trouble maker, and I love her. ;-)

                                                          Anyway, boo, I'll see yous later. BFJN love.
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                                                          • Author by juliajayne1 (February 25, 2010 9:21 pm ET)
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                                                            Hon, just write in the AM since I'm late, okay? Give me a thumbs up if you read me tonight, boo.
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                                                            • Author by jeter2 (February 25, 2010 9:37 pm ET)
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                                                              Goodnight Boo :-)
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                                                              • Author by juliajayne1 (February 25, 2010 11:59 pm ET)
                                                                   
                                                                Hey baby boy, we're out of practice at this. It occured to me that the Ben Stein might be too recent, so I decided to look for a better thread. I found one on 2/24 (Gretchen Carlson) here:

                                                                http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201002240013#749442

                                                                I think it's a good candidate because the thread count hasn't moved. I posted there so I'm familiar with it, see ;-) Anyway, I was dissing Tommy near the bottom, so I put in my little notice to your pretty self right below that post. See you there tommorrow if you decided to bless me with your beautifulness, my beauty ;-0) And good night to you too. I hope you had sweet dreams.
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    • Author by soze169880 (February 23, 2010 8:37 am ET)
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      Yeah, I'm sure Big Andy will take them down as effectively as he did the Invisible Children movement.
      And thank you, MMfA, for including Gutfeld's "O-face" in your screencap. Really improved my morning.
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      • Author by bilbo_dies (February 24, 2010 9:49 am ET)
           
        Best comment on the Invisible Children article:

        Drunken, bloviating, hairy man-sack of anger

        Best description of Breitbart, yet.
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    • Author by epkklk851 (February 23, 2010 8:51 am ET)
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      Really, Breitfart thinks he's going to get rid of all the Liberals in three weeks? Why must I go? Are you telling me, that in a free country, I am not free to be a Liberal? I must convert to some Conservative line and toe it? I thought that the freedom of association guaranteed to me by the Constitution, I guess I missed the line where it said it only applied to Conservatives.
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      • Author by cugagcmu805031 (February 23, 2010 10:51 am ET)
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        Maybe they plan to implement Bachmann's strategy of converting liberals to WorldNutDaily readers like Pat Buchanan. Good luck with that. LOL
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    • Author by NiceguyEddie (February 23, 2010 8:56 am ET)
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      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG, that's FUNNY!

      While you're at it, why don't you just cure cancer, invent a time machine and discover cold fusion? You know... in your spare time?

      Is this guy is actually TRYING to undermine his own credability?

      His mentor (Drudge) is sucm, but he never even TRIED to be THIS amibitious.

      ------------------------------------------------------------
      These people are sofa king derranged.
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    • Author by DAWUSS (February 23, 2010 9:12 am ET)
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      No robot theater?
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    • Author by RKAllen (February 23, 2010 9:23 am ET)
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      What exactly does Breitbart think progressives will do? Just quietly go away? Sit down and shut up? Stop pushing for their ideas and positions?

      Why does this man think that he has so much power to change the ideology of an entire group of people?

      And now he has given us a time table? Three weeks and the entire institution of "lefties" is just going to be destroyed?

      He could have Keith Olbermann on tape, solicting sex from hobos while wearing a dress, and it wouldn't change a thing.
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      • Author by epkklk851 (February 23, 2010 10:42 am ET)
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        "He could have Keith Olbermann on tape, solicting sex from hobos while wearing a dress, and it wouldn't change a thing."

        Keith in a dress with those hairy legs! Bad visual places.....
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        • Author by RKAllen (February 23, 2010 6:40 pm ET)
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          Yeah... sorry about that, but a better picture than if I would have used Michael Moore. At least... I think it would have been.
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    • Author by temphandle tearfully55timetable (February 23, 2010 9:27 am ET)
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      Will he be using a camera phone!? wearing a costume?
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    • Author by txthinker (February 23, 2010 9:37 am ET)
         
      Andrew Breitbart should be IN an institution!!!!!
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    • Author by New Frontier (February 23, 2010 9:38 am ET)
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      If you listen closely at the very end, you can hear Andy's mom yelling at him to come up from the basement.
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    • Author by wookie294 (February 23, 2010 9:51 am ET)
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      If only there existed an "institutional Left." That would be awesome!
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      • Author by overmars jr. (February 23, 2010 10:14 am ET)
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        Irony alert.
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      • Author by So Fain (February 23, 2010 10:32 am ET)
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        LOL! We're waiting for the killing blow!

        I've got my door barred and am keeping a close eye out for Breitbart in his Superman Underoos. I'm so terrified.
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      • Author by jediknight65 (February 23, 2010 10:41 am ET)
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        what's that? your a useless troll? what?
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      • Author by jbrantow (February 23, 2010 10:46 am ET)
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        poor misinformed and ignorant zealot.
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      • Author by cugagcmu805031 (February 23, 2010 10:55 am ET)
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        I see it's time for a Jack Nicholson quote from the film A Few Good Men, "You can't handle the truth!"
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      • Author by New Frontier (February 23, 2010 11:49 am ET)
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        go andrew take down these hateful tools on this site
        So what do you think? Should Andy go with a Batman-type outfit, or more of the Spiderman-like tights? Cape?
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    • Author by Ema_Nymton (February 23, 2010 10:17 am ET)
         
      .

      Ah yes. Truthiness.

      Love the sound of truthiness in the morning. It is the sound of victory.

      "But seriously folk, take my wife. Please take my wife."
      (Humor off)

      Every good slap shtick comedy has its farce. But does it not wear thin quickly when it is done without the pie in the face?

      Ema Nymton
      ~@:o?
      .
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      • Author by John Paradox (February 23, 2010 11:09 pm ET)
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        But does it not wear thin quickly when it is done without the pie in the face?

        Please, let's not bring Coulter into this....
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    • Author by Lizinbklyn (February 23, 2010 10:34 am ET)
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      Bring it on HYPOCRITE . .
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    • Author by MidnightWriter (February 23, 2010 11:17 am ET)
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      Ah, what stunning insight from these two intellectual giants.

      Fox should consider giving them a weekend show. It could be set in a bar, where they'll split a pitcher of cheap beer, and trade their brilliant observations on other similar topics.

      I believe they'll tell us how much tougher they are than any mixed martial arts fighter. They'd swap stories about how they almost got to play on the varsity football team. We'd learn that the hot girls who ignore them are sooooooo stuck up, how it would be so cool if there could be a Delta Force 3, that basketball referees shouldn't call fouls and just let 'em play, and debate important, controversial issues like who has the best hot wings.

      Doubtlessly each show would wrap with a send off worthy of Carol Burnett. They'd embrace, exchange "I love you, man," through the haze of tears, wave to the camera, and then vomit on the floor.

      "Bar Stools," that's what I'd call it.
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    • Author by cst (February 23, 2010 11:21 am ET)
         
      These guys couldn't take down their PANTS with three week's notice...
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    • Author by alienofwar (February 23, 2010 11:24 am ET)
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      Breitbart hopes to take "down the institutional left" in the "next three weeks"


      Why do these guys hate free speech?
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    • Author by shaggles (February 23, 2010 11:37 am ET)
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      The next 3 weeks? Wow. He must have some real blockbuster story up his sleeve. What is it? Video of James O'Keefe selling crack to SEIU members?
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    • Author by arkange1 (February 23, 2010 11:50 am ET)
         
      You will not be remembered in the history books. You have done nothing important, nor will you ever, and your claim to be taking down the "institutional left" in the 3 weeks is laughable! You're the tool!
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    • Author by mcnairbo6573 (February 23, 2010 12:02 pm ET)
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      I guess he better hurry before he and O'Keefe get indicted.
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      • Author by goshzilla (February 23, 2010 7:53 pm ET)
           
        3 weeks, that's March 16th on the calendar, mark that date folks, something incredible will happen, or not.
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    • Author by leftofwhat (February 23, 2010 12:05 pm ET)
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      What is the "institutional left"?Institutional Left Of America(ILA).Isn't that a union Reagan didn't bust?Can socialists,marxists and commies join?How long do I have to afraid until until the right is reelected and I can have have my peace of mind back?What is a rhetorical question?Gotta run,Sponge Bob is on.
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    • Author by HappyHanson (February 23, 2010 1:09 pm ET)
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      Bogarts!

      This guy has dropped the finest LSD imaginable, and will not share.

      How are we to understand him?
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    • Author by CatsRBigLuv (February 23, 2010 1:47 pm ET)
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      That man is on SOOO much crack. I feel sorry for his family.

      You know, neither he, nor Beck, nor any Tea-Party boob has ever really explained what they dislike so much about "progressivism,", other than to say that they find it too stifling to deal with multiculturalism. That's just childish and batty.

      Are they aware of how much they rely on progressive values, even to have their crapo hate-monger websites?

      John Stewart (gotta luv him!) rightly pointed out this irony in his review of the great crazy cross-burning..., er, I mean CPAC convention, last week.

      He pointed out that Beck claimed to have gathered all his "knowledge" from going to the public library, where (in Beck's own words) "books are free." Now, i LOVE our Public Library, and that's why i am happy to pay taxes that support it.

      The books arent free, Glenn. People like me (and you, and anyone else who pays taxes) make the payments on them... they arent free... but they are accessibe... it a "progressive" idea called a "public trust."

      Is a public trust, like a Library or a national park, a good thing to have? Certainly! Is it progressive? DEFINITELY!!!! Do we all win in the end... even Bat-poo crazy Beck has to say so.

      It's sad to think that Becks battered chalk-board may have the smartest thing there.
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      • Author by thundavolt (February 23, 2010 4:41 pm ET)
           
        Have you seen the Tea Party video in which they decide it's a good idea to burn all the books?
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    • Author by pilotx (February 23, 2010 4:59 pm ET)
         
      My god, the arrogance of these guys could choke a Laker fan in New Jersey. Jesus, get a degree or something. Stupid and conservative is no wayto go through life son.
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    • Author by Jeremy Danials (February 23, 2010 7:44 pm ET)
         
      Come and get me, TOOL!!!
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    • Author by Don Quixote (February 23, 2010 9:39 pm ET)
         
      This is kind of creepy in light of all the trigger-happy AWMs (Angry White Males), and those who fly fully fueled planes into buildings as of late. What does he really mean by "taking down"? You have to ask for clarification nowadays.
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    • Author by jibal (February 24, 2010 4:02 am ET)
         
      Here is Breitbart's masterful brilliance from twitter:

      "Anyone need absolute proof the mostly male @mmfa senior fellows dont understand anything? This 1s not even close: [link to this article]"

      I don't want to make baby Trig weep, but damn this guy is retarded.
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