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Limbaugh: "There used to be a day, if you had a mistress, she kept her mouth shut"; adds: "I'm sure Tiger Woods agrees with me"

March 02, 2010 2:46 pm ET

From the March 2 broadcast of Premiere Radio Networks' The Rush Limbaugh Show:

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    • Author by shaggles (March 02, 2010 2:48 pm ET)
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      I'm sure if Rush had a mistress she wouldn't go around bragging about it.
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    • Author by AB-001 (March 02, 2010 2:50 pm ET)
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      Rush's girlfriend sure is one lucky gal!
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      • Author by The_Cat (March 02, 2010 2:52 pm ET)
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        Which one? Apparently he keeps several around, based on this bit.
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        • Author by neon desert (March 02, 2010 3:01 pm ET)
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          Haiti has a bobsled team.
          Drive-up teller machines have braille keypads.
          Rush has a girlfriend.

          One of these things is not like the others...

          Hint: Only one contains a real, live oxy moron.
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          • Author by txthinker (March 02, 2010 4:09 pm ET)
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            Rush Limbaugh having a girlfriend reminds me too much of Star Jones and her "husband".....
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    • Author by raddave43 (March 02, 2010 2:51 pm ET)
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      I thought publikuns like the idea of success business people running for office.
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    • Author by GBU-15 (March 02, 2010 2:52 pm ET)
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      Rush gives "Covergirl" a whole new meaning!
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    • Author by goesto11 (March 02, 2010 2:53 pm ET)
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      Limbaugh also laments the days when you could steal your cleaning lady's identity to illegally acquire prescription drugs, and she'd keep her mouth shut.

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    • Author by Don Quixote (March 02, 2010 3:00 pm ET)
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      Ahhh yes, the good old days favorite meme of uber-rich uber-conservative aging angry white males. They seem to be increasingly waxing nostalgic as they feel their grip on privilege and power loosen.

      The good old days when "the other" knew his/her place and kept his/her subversive mouth shut. The good old days pre-civil rights, pre-feminism, etc. Good times for the rich white male.

      Pretty much suc*ed for everyone else though.
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    • Author by peace4all (March 02, 2010 3:08 pm ET)
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      rush can't even keep a wife, let alone a mistress.
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    • Author by jediknight65 (March 02, 2010 3:10 pm ET)
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      bet he misses the days when the wife stayed at home and catered to her husbands every need and didn't say a word and the husband could slap her around whenever he wanted to without fear of reprisal
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    • Author by cugagcmu805031 (March 02, 2010 3:24 pm ET)
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      Jealous of Tiger much, Limpy? Too bad you'll only experience what Tiger was able to do in your dreams. No, make that nightmares.
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    • Author by temphandle tearfully55timetable (March 02, 2010 3:26 pm ET)
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      I read that he's dating a 30 something party planner from florida. the thought of any woman intimate with this bloated cow is repulsive. Talk about a woman with low self esteem.
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      • Author by Superchick2 (March 02, 2010 4:01 pm ET)
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        It is difficult to fathom any woman wanting to partake of that pudgecake. Ewww.......'Lessin' they were in it for the grip (and I don't mean Rush's love handles).

        But oh Lord, what a steep price for a little cha-ching! Again, ewwwwwww!
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      • Author by dogbreath (March 02, 2010 4:19 pm ET)
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        It is just enough to send shivers down my spine. Yucko!
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    • Author by wolf kotenberg (March 02, 2010 3:40 pm ET)
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      Tiger Woods is a budhist, right ? they have different rules about women. they don't call them " mistresses ".
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    • Author by Superchick2 (March 02, 2010 3:48 pm ET)
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      Rush sure does like to talk the smack. And ingest it too ;->
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    • Author by AB-001 (March 02, 2010 4:09 pm ET)
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      Rush must be wistful. he's had to pay three ex-wives considerable coin to keep their mouths shut about their respective Limbaugh marriages. Wouldn't you just love to know what Marta has to say?
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      • Author by pete592 (March 02, 2010 4:12 pm ET)
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        I'm sure he has instituted some very iron-clad prenups in his time.
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    • Author by pete592 (March 02, 2010 4:10 pm ET)
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      FINALLY. A subject Rush actually knows a little something about.
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    • Author by jmariemo (March 02, 2010 4:14 pm ET)
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      So, can we finally forgive Bill Clinton, then, Rush?
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    • Author by ScienceBuff (March 02, 2010 4:20 pm ET)
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      I'm sure Tiger Woods agrees with me - Limbaugh

      I'm sure Tiger Woods wishes Rush Limbaugh would never again mention his name.
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    • Author by Dradeeus (March 02, 2010 4:42 pm ET)
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      Ah, another thing conservatives want to revert to the good ol' days about.
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    • Author by mescal (March 03, 2010 2:56 am ET)
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      Fortunately for Rush, Dominican boys DO know how to keep their mouths shut.
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