Limbaugh: A right to health care is like saying "staying in a five-star hotel is a right"
March 02, 2010 3:39 pm ET
From the March 2 edition of Premiere Radio Networks' The Rush Limbaugh Show:
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Not easy to do.
I love these Republican Christian values…NOT! How about being your brothers keeper Rush, and making sure that not one American goes without access to affordable healthcare? I don't understand why we have American citizens suffering from easily treatable conditions in the most advanced and wealthiest nation on Earth? True patriotism is taking care of our fellow Americans.
I don't recall reading about Jesus, or even Luke checking for insurance when they healed the sick.
Jesus: Please fill out these forms, have your insurance card ready and sign here, here, here and initial here, here and here
Lazarus: Insurance? What is this "insurance" that you speak of, O son of God? I have never heard that term.
Jesus: Sooooo, you're saying you don't have insurance?
Lazrus: No, my lord, I don't have.....
Lazarus falls dead once again while Jesus walks away.
Jesus: F--king freeloaders, who the hell do they think I am? That I do all this healing crap for free? Jesus got to eat. Hmmmmmm, maybe someday, people realize that the s--t I do for them is a privilege, not a right. Want something done? Show me the gold, baby, otherwise don't let the door smack right where I cracked ya.
Medical Droid: Well, sir, it seems that your hand has been cutoff.
Luke: I know, that's why I'm here.
Medical Droid: Well, sir, based on what type of insurance plan your have, we can give a state of the prosthetic hand, you won't be able to tell it's a fake hand.
Luke: That sounds great. Here's my insurance card, let's get started.
Medical Droid: Ummm, sir, we have a problem. It seems that your insurance company has dropped your coverage. Your injuries that were treated at the begining of the movie has used up your allotment of medical services.
Luke: What?!?!? Dude, my dad just cut off my fricking hand. I need a new one so in the next movie I can save the day.
Medical Droid: I'm sorry sir. Nothing we can do. If Admiral Ackbar had been able to pass his bill for everyone to have sufficient healthcare, we wouldn't have this problem. But Lando and the other richest members of the Rebellion voted against it and even Jabba the Hutt, although not a part of the Rebellion, had a very strong influence on how others voted. Can I interest you in a hook?
A stunned Luke walks away, muttering to himself...
Luke: Man, I just found out my dad is alive, he cut off my fricking hand, my teacher is a little green creature that can't speak straight, my best friend hangs out with the Yeti's bigger cousin and if I've read the script for the next movie correctly I've already made out with my sister, and I can get is a hook? I got your Force right here...I wonder if the Emperor is hiring...
BTW: When mentioning Luke, I had in mind the apostle Luke who was a physician during Jesus' time.
Thanks again for the laughs.
Question from Rush's SAT:
A wood chip is to a wooden block as
A. The moon is to the sun.
B. A mistress is to a wife.
C. A bread crumb is to a slice of bread.
D. A pastry is to a doughnut.
Rush's answer: B & D.
Rush's reasoning while answering the question: "Can I choose both? I've got to have both, it's my right to have a wife, a mistress, a pastry, and a doughnut. You can keep the wooden block, I've already got one of those on top of my neck. Duh!"
I love that!
By Rush's analogy, this kid can't even sit in the hotel lobby for a cup of coffee.
Who would Jesus ignore and leave them to fend for themselves because they can't afford medical care due to high prices for treatments and medications?
If not, I don't see Rush heading up north.
Thats not right, why I even bet in Canada Rush would only have 200 million, what a disgrace.
Its only fair to Rush and his idiot followers that Rush becomes a billionaire, and quickly, so on his followers death beds they can safely be reassured Rush doesn't and never will, know anything but luxury, and never care for anyone who earns less than him.
Nice false equivalency, which seems to the new favorite logical fallacy of the uber-right.
Do you care for your fellow man, whether they live or die, or are you like millionaire Rush, who has absolutely nothing to lose or gain from health care but some taxes.
I don't believe we're talking about a "right to health care", but instead a right to be insured, to have health insurance when and if you need it.
Maybe the distinction is too little to make, maybe there's no real distinction, but either way, both the problem of the obscenely high cost of private health insurance premiums, and the problem of fifty million Americans who either can't afford those obscenely high premiums or otherwise elect to go uninsured, for the money it saves them (and young Americans who mostly never need to go to a doctor, they elect to go without insurance in fairly high numbers), it's the problems of high insurance costs and uninsured Americans we are dealing with, and it's the solution of Public Health Insurance ("public option") we are discussing and is causing such controversy, that makes me prefer "right to health insurance" over "right to health care".
Whatever the case, here's the facts in a brief and fundamental lesson in Civics (otherwise known as the Theory of Law and Government):
We can, by way of electing our Lawmakers, and by way of their making the Laws, make anything we like to be a Right, just as we can make anything we like to be a Law.
True.
Example: we made education a Right, when by Law we made for Public Schools, and made also that all children whoever they are, may by Right attend those schools, regardless of their ability to pay any fee or tuition.
Now, did that pizz off private schools, that customers of their's would now have a Right to attend a Public School, and therefore wouldn't be doing any business with the private schools?
I don't know or care, because it's the analogy I making that's true, that to offer people Public Health Insurance, as a Right, regardless of their inability to pay for it, is what's pizzing off the private health insurance industry and their lobby, and has them buying as many of our Congresspersons as they can to stop this from being made a Right, by way of being made a Law, and has them employing overtime their big-mouthed jerks in the media questioning this potential Law ("public option"), jerks like rush limbaugh.
Anyway, the Civics lesson stands, we may make anything we like to be a Right, by way of making anything we like to be a Law... health insurance (or health care if you prefer), a public education (K-12), keeping and bearing arms, peaceably assembling to speak your political mind and even pass out political literature, why even to manufacture and transport and sell alcoholic beverages too...
That's as good an example as any, of how we can make anything a Law that we like, when the American people and their Lawmakers first prohibited the manufacture transportation and sale of booze (the Eighteenth Amendment), and then turned around some thirteen years later, and said never mind, you can do those things, we can make anything a Right and a Law we like, and they passed the Twenty-First Amendment, which simply repealed the Eighteenth.
We can make anything we want to be a Right, by way of making any Law we like, if we have enough people to do so, which in the case of Public Health Insurance, I believe we do.
The fact remains that it is a basic right, but that's not an argument that they can comprehend because they have no fear.
They either have no fear because they have enough money so that even if they do become sick they can afford it.
They have no fear because they have "good" health care...
Well, the fact remains that 50% of all bankruptcies in America are due to a health related problem (either getting sick or a family member getting sick) and of those bankruptcies, 85% of these people HAD HEALTH INSURANCE.
The Democratic talking point for health care reform needs to be... just because you have health insurance doesn't mean you are covered... YOU COULD BE NEXT!!
But, that will forever be lost on Rush because he's rich.