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Glenn Beck admits: "I'm pulling this directly out of my butt right here"

March 11, 2010 12:25 pm ET

From the March 11 edition of The Glenn Beck Program:

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Previously:

Beck: "You cannot lie to the American people for very long unless you're really good"

Beck tells audience to "sell a car if you have to" to get kids out of public school "or our republic will be lost"

Beck conspiracy theory: "They're clearly building these server farms" in Virginia "for a database of medical care"

Beck's latest conspiracy: Van Jones, Pelosi, The Coming Insurrection and the revolutionary "populist rebellion bomb"

Beck conspiracy theory -- U.S. ignoring daily "cyber attacks by China" as "payment" to them

Beck's latest conspiracy theory: Council on Foreign Relations helped control journalism

Beck's two-blackboard conspiracy of how Obama is "in danger" from "revolutionaries" like Dunn, Stern

Beck ties SEIU into his cap and trade "one-world government" conspiracy

After claiming "no, I'm not" promoting WH security breach conspiracy theory, Beck diagrams the conspiracy theory

Beck's latest conspiracy theory: KSM trials intended to "overwhelm the system" and "kick it upstairs" to world court

Beck conspiracy theory: Soros-funded left installs ACORN-approved secretaries of state to nudge elections in NY and MN

Beck conspiracy theory: U.S. government to seize land through Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to back new currency

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    • Author by dimes (March 11, 2010 12:27 pm ET)
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      Like we didn't know.
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    • Author by shaggles (March 11, 2010 12:30 pm ET)
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      This is the thing I love about Beck. I sometimes wonder if he and his buddies sit around laughing at how gullible his audience is? "I can't believe you said that dude!" "I know. I told them I was pulling it out of my ass but I bet a couple thousand will write angry letters to their congressmen. Suckers."
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      • Author by nerzog (March 11, 2010 12:39 pm ET)
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        I think they do. I think they sit around in staff meetings and throw out the most bizarre crap they can think of, laughing at the dolts who will believe it.

        Rush Limbaugh is the master of this kind of open deception, and I think he does it deliberately, just to demonstrate the gullibility of his audience. He will play an audio clip, then immediately lie to his listeners about what they just heard... and the idiots never notice!
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        • Author by goesto11 (March 11, 2010 12:43 pm ET)
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          Paging Lonesome Rhodes. Lonesome Rhodes, white courtesy phone...
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        • Author by afriend (March 11, 2010 2:18 pm ET)
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          Rush pulls things out of his butt, but he always has to first grab the ankles...what's with these guys and their butts?
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    • Author by dogbreath (March 11, 2010 12:31 pm ET)
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      We need a bumpersticker
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    • Author by raddave43 (March 11, 2010 12:31 pm ET)
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      That's twice this week that Beck has something that I can agree with.
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    • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 12:35 pm ET)
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      The problem is that Beck's listeners and viewers don't understand that this man is just pulling things out of his backside . . . they believe everything he says as gospel.
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      • Author by shaggles (March 11, 2010 12:39 pm ET)
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        Your right. Even when he tells them that's exactly what he's doing they still don't believe it. Beck's obvious contempt for his audience may be well founded.
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      • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 12:42 pm ET)
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        Do you have any proof whatsoever that "Beck's listeners" believe every word he says as gospel? Me thinks not. Me thinks you are talking out of your butt.
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        • Author by New Frontier (March 11, 2010 12:44 pm ET)
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          Do you have any proof whatsoever that "Beck's listeners" believe every word he says as gospel?
          Got a mirror handy?
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        • Author by nerzog (March 11, 2010 12:47 pm ET)
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          Then maybe you have an alternative explanation as to why they watch? Are you telling us they consider it just "good entertainment"?

          Methinks thou art full of crap.
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          • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 1:02 pm ET)
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            For some, yes, it's good entertainment. I imagine for most though they resonate with his overall message that our government has far surpassed it's limited powers. Does this mean they have to believe every single thing he says? No. I don't even believe every single thing he says but the message rings true and clear: our government has become a kleptocracy that has far outgrown its original purpose.
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            • Author by nerzog (March 11, 2010 1:08 pm ET)
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              It still doesn't explain why they watch. If they don't believe his bizarre conspiracy theories, wouldn't they see him for the lying dooshbag that he really is? Why would they still watch if they knew he was jerking them around? Are they laughing at him along with us? Somehow, I doubt that.
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            • Author by The_Cat (March 11, 2010 1:14 pm ET)
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              Funny thing about that 'kleptocracry' MagCynic. It's been that way since, at the very least, the 80s, mkay? But, we really haven't heard anything about it until the Democrats gained control of Congress and the White House, and began threatening the enormous industries that fund Republican candidates. You know, like health insurance companies and Wall Street. So, where was all this poutrage when Dumbya passed the Patriot Act and created an entire new bureaucracy called Homeland Security, effectively locking the barn AFTER the horse was stolen? Because Glenn, Limbaugh, and FOX Propaganda were busily cheering on Bush, Cheney & Co.
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              • Author by christopher howard (March 11, 2010 1:22 pm ET)
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                Aw, c'mon, The_Cat. Beck tepidly criticizes Bush and generally unnamed people on the far right too, now that Bush has been repudiated and is out of office. It's all part of Beck's "I speak for the center" smoke & mirrors act. Unfortunately there are a lot of people dumb enough to buy Beck's $18 million a year Everyman schtick, even if they profess not to "believe every single thing he says."
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            • Author by friedbergboy1422 (March 11, 2010 2:51 pm ET)
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              Did you protest when money went missing in Iraq? If so, why not?
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            • Author by cArn (March 11, 2010 3:43 pm ET)
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              I imagine for most though they resonate with his overall message that our government has far surpassed it's limited powers. Does this mean they have to believe every single thing he says?

              I call BS on this. You're telling me there aren't any individuals out there with a message of limited govt. who are slightly more reasonable and less paranoid than this azzclown? If there are, why isn't Glenn's audience flocking to them if their "true" concern is only limited govt? That would imply that something else is attracting them to watch his show everyday.

              Please stop trying to defend the indefensible.
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        • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 12:48 pm ET)
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          Well, there's you, Mag.

          And BJ fan and seahawks and k1dork . . . that's just here on this site. I have friends in my real life who say "Yeah, that Beck, he tell it like it is. He really knows what he's talking about."

          Beck's dishonest, uneducated, mentally unstable rhetoric is dangerous.

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          • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 12:58 pm ET)
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            So that's a big negative then? Anecdotal evidence from "friends in [your] real life" is all you have? Don't get me wrong. I think you believe everything that you say, it's just not based on anything that you can factually back up. You really are just talking out your butt.
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            • Author by nerzog (March 11, 2010 1:05 pm ET)
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              And you're not?
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            • Author by cugagcmu805031 (March 11, 2010 1:07 pm ET)
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              Like Beckie Boy, huh?
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            • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 1:17 pm ET)
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              As I've said, your blind devotion to this uneducated, mentally unstable liar is very sad and very creepy.

              You asked for proof, I gave you 4 folks right here on this site.

              How about you give me proof to back up your claims that

              No. I don't even believe every single thing he says but the message rings true and clear: our government has become a kleptocracy that has far outgrown its original purpose.


              Don't give me Beck BS, give me real facts . . . Beck wouldn't know a "fact" if it bit him the butt that all of that false information is coming from.

              Carry on with your rabid, undying and creepy defense of this creep.
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              • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 1:26 pm ET)
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                How about you give me proof to back up your claims that
                You want me to prove I don't believe everything Beck says?
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                • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 1:28 pm ET)
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                  No, I want you to prove that this uneducated, lying, mentally unstable ASS's "message rings true and clear."
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                  • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 1:43 pm ET)
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                    Define his message first.
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                    • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 1:51 pm ET)
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                      Why would I have to define message? I don't think he has one . . . I think he's a very dangerous joke. You're the one who claims this jerk's "message rings true and clear," not me.
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                    • Author by neon desert (March 11, 2010 1:53 pm ET)
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                      When one's "overall message" is based on false information, I'm not sure it really matters what the message is.

                      But if you disagree and think that Beck has a handle on the overall truth despite his ignorance of facts and sparsity of information... well, you're the audience Beck's remaining advertisers just love.
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                    • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 1:53 pm ET)
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                      Thank you for clarifying why you believe this man! LOL! Asking me to define YOUR claims. Wow!
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                      • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 2:06 pm ET)
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                        It makes a difference because if I state his message and say why I think it rings true you can simply counter that that isn't his "real" message. So, in your mind, what do you think his message is?
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                        • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 2:21 pm ET)
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                          I told you. In my opinion, he has none. I can't define your claims. You're the one that made the claims . . . prove 'em.



                          As I said, thanks for clarifying why you believe this man's uneducated, dishonest lunacy. You're just like him, Beck-clone. I'm sorry for you.

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                        • Author by Another_Cat (March 11, 2010 2:30 pm ET)
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                          If you state his message as you believe it to be, providing a starting point to validate your opinion, then yes, someone can try to show you a different way of looking at that message. The question is more about wether you use his message to fit your beliefs, or if his message is truly in line with them. Moreover, if his message resonates with your opinion, and the message can be "proven" to be based on falsehoods and distortion, would that give you pause to evaluate your position?
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                        • Author by Ruby (March 11, 2010 2:59 pm ET)
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                          He has no message.

                          Beck is a man who claims to have beliefs and values, but he doesn't. All he has is opposition. He claims that progressives are evil and are destroying the country, and then he reveals that he was lagely able to obtain an education through the use of the public library--an institution that is the product of the progressive movement in America. When he was working for CNN, he lamented the horrible state of the health care system in America only to, after he made the switch to Fox, praise that system as the greatest there ever was. He claims to have great respect and admiration for the ideas of the founders, and then denounces the separation of church and state, a separation that the founders worked hard to achieve.

                          The real irony is that, really and truly, Barack Obama is the greatest thing that has ever happened to Glenn Beck. He wouldn't be the star he is without Obama. Because, like I said, all he has is opposition. Opposition and the raw emotion his listeners are governed by. No reason, no logic, no morals, no principles, no values, no beliefs. Only opposition.
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                    • Author by whatIthink (March 11, 2010 2:51 pm ET)
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                      Becks message:

                      Buy gold
                      The President is a racist
                      Progressives want to kill you (and granny)
                      The President wants to indoctrinate children
                      The President and his advisors resort to violence
                      Religions are wrong if they preach social justice
                      Mention the word "Mao" and it's evidence you worship him (although, even Beck compared his plan to Mao's hundred year plan)
                      He's the modern day Thomas Paine (except for all the communist stuff Paine believed in)
                      Buy gold
                      Europe, and Europeans, are mindless neanderthals
                      Europeans are pieces of s--t because they're not American
                      Healthcare in any other country except america only wants to kill you
                      He's really poor
                      Buy gold
                      Read the Constitution, but ignore the two hundred years of case law derived from it that makes up our current society
                      Liberals can do no right and conservatives can do no wrong

                      Based on yesterday, never, ever invite someone on your tv show until you know for sure that they won't go off the approved script you gave them.


                      and so on...I go further, but I'm start to feel a little quesy...
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                      • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 2:56 pm ET)
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                        Good job! See, I told Mag, Beck didn't have a real message that was "true and clear"! LOL!
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                • Author by nerzog (March 11, 2010 1:44 pm ET)
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                  Or maybe you could provide some evidence that most of the rubes in his audience aren't swallowing his bullsh!t.
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                  • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 2:07 pm ET)
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                    I can't prove a negative in this case. Nice try, though.
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                    • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 2:22 pm ET)
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                      You can't seem to prove anything, Mag. You even tried to get me to prove your claims. Deliberately obtuse or just stupid? Which is it?
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                      • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 2:47 pm ET)
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                        It makes a difference because if I state his message and say why I think it rings true you can simply counter that that isn't his "real" message.

                        What's the point in explaining why his message rings true to me if you don't even accept the premise of the message to begin with? You claim he has no message so how can I possible prove something that to you doesn't exist? That's why I asked you to tell me what you think his message would be if he had one.

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                        • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 2:51 pm ET)
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                          Nice try, but you fail.

                          You made the claim that his "message rang true and clear." Prove it.
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                        • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 2:54 pm ET)
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                          It doesn't matter what I believe at this point, Mag. You made a claim . . . I asked you to prove it. You refuse and have told me that I have to define the message you claim to exist. If you know anything about the law . . . you make the claim, it is your responsibility to prove it. I don't have to do a thing.
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                          • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 3:36 pm ET)
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                            I'll play your game although I already know how you will respond.

                            Beck's overall message is this: Our government has ceased to be a government of limited power and instead is one of unlimited power. The vast majority of the topics he discusses relate back to the idea of what our government should and should not be allowed to do.

                            Fact: We know the Founders set up a government with specific, limited powers.
                            Fact: The concept of a living Constitution (which many progressives I assume approve of) goes directly against the vision the Founders had for the federal government.
                            Fact: The modern interpretation of powers such as To provide for the General Welfare and To regulate commerce amongst the States directly contradicts the idea of a limited government. After all, if you can constantly change the meaning of the words, you can constantly increase the powers of the government.
                            Fact: There is only one way to increase the power of the government: the amendment process. You cannot vary anything in the Constitution from the Founder's vision without passing an amendment.

                            Is that a good start?

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                            • Author by cArn (March 11, 2010 3:44 pm ET)
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                              Fact: The concept of a living Constitution (which many progressives I assume approve of) goes directly against the vision the Founders had for the federal government.

                              Do you have a source for this "fact"?
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                              • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 3:47 pm ET)
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                                What about a living Constitution limits the powers of the government? The powers of the government are specific and enumerated, not limitless and broad. I don't need to source common sense.
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                                • Author by Ruby (March 11, 2010 4:05 pm ET)
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                                  What about a living constitution makes the powers of the government unlimited?

                                  Is the air force unconstitutional? After all, the constitution only provides for an army and a navy.

                                  You can't pigeonhole "the founders" as if they all thought the same way about everything. They didn't.
                                  Jefferson thought we should write a new constitution every generation; that the dead should not govern the living, in his words.

                                  I don't think we should write a new one, like Jefferson did, but I certainly think we have to fill in the gaps occasionally. We live in an evolving society...why wouldn't our attitudes about government evolve as the world around us does? Evolving does not mean changing the basic principles of.
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                                  • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 4:22 pm ET)
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                                    "Is the air force unconstitutional?"
                                    - I can tie it to providing for the common defense very easily. So, yes, it is Constitutional. I suspect though that this was a rhetorical question.

                                    "You can't pigeonhole "the founders" as if they all thought the same way about everything. They didn't. "
                                    - I know that. That's why we go on what was passed in the Constitution. If we don't understand something in the Constitution we can go back to various writings and speeches to see what they really meant.

                                    "We live in an evolving society...why wouldn't our attitudes about government evolve as the world around us does?"
                                    - It's fine to change government. We have to do it through the amendment process though. We can't just change things in the Constitution based on need or necessity. It would invite tyranny and corruption if that were the case. You want the government to have more powers and control. Fine. But do it through the amendment process.

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                                    • Author by congero6189599 (March 11, 2010 4:31 pm ET)
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                                      So if there are amendments to the constitution that means it was meant to change as times change. There were slaves at the writing of the constitution and they weren't made equal citenzens until the 14th and 15th admendments. Also women didn't have the right to vote at the writing nor did those who didn't own property that had to be written in by admendments so your constitution was not a perfect document as slaves,women nor those without property were valued by it. That came later.
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                                      • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 5:09 pm ET)
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                                        Exactly. Amendments are the ONLY way to change the Constitution. You can't just revise the definition of general welfare or interstate commerce to suit your need at the time.
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                                    • Author by Ruby (March 11, 2010 4:39 pm ET)
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                                      Then why do you take the common defense generally, but not the general welfare? Why can you say the air force is constitutional, despite not being actually in the constitution, while other things are not?

                                      What about the internet? Is the internet unconstitutional?
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                                      • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 5:14 pm ET)
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                                        Then why do you take the common defense generally, but not the general welfare?
                                        I take them both how they are written. The common defense means the government must defend the entire country. They can't defend some states and ignore others.
                                        but not the general welfare?
                                        Laws invoked from the general welfare clause must also apply to the country as a whole. It can't be confined to a select, group of people. Read Alexander Hamilton.
                                        Why can you say the air force is constitutional, despite not being actually in the constitution
                                        Because the Air Force provides for the common defense of the nation. That is a specific, enumerated power.
                                        What about the internet? Is the internet unconstitutional?
                                        Now you're just being silly. The Internet as we know it now is a product of the free market. I don't buy my cable internet from the government, I buy it from Comcast.
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                                        • Author by raddave43 (March 11, 2010 5:50 pm ET)
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                                          Again, you provide a quote from Hamilton that says the General Welfare clause must be used uniformly throughout the country and not local. It says nothing about being confined to a select group of people.
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                                          • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 5:56 pm ET)
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                                            Fine. You got me. I just assumed they spoke in a different vernacular at the time and meant uniformly to the people across the country. After all, you can't provide unemployment benefits literally to a country. And lets remember what general means: involving, relating to, or applicable to every member of a class, kind, or group. It's the group as a whole - us - that they can provide Welfare for.
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                                        • Author by Ruby (March 11, 2010 7:29 pm ET)
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                                          The internet was created by the government.
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                            • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 3:46 pm ET)
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                              Fact: We know the Founders set up a government with specific, limited powers.


                              Prove this is a fact.

                              Fact: The concept of a living Constitution (which many progressives I assume approve of) goes directly against the vision the Founders had for the federal government.


                              Prove this is a fact.

                              Fact: The modern interpretation of powers such as To provide for the General Welfare and To regulate commerce amongst the States directly contradicts the idea of a limited government. After all, if you can constantly change the meaning of the words, you can constantly increase the powers of the government.


                              Prove this is a fact.

                              Fact: There is only one way to increase the power of the government: the amendment process. You cannot vary anything in the Constitution from the Founder's vision without passing an amendment.


                              Prove this is a fact.


                              Just because you label something as "fact" does not mean it is fact. Prove it . . . as the person making the claims, it is your responsibility to show proof. All you've stated is opinion and assumption. Prove they are facts.
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                              • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 3:53 pm ET)
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                                Fact: We know the Founders set up a government with specific, limited powers.
                                Just read some of the quotes there. It's clear our government was built to have limited, finite powers.
                                Fact: The concept of a living Constitution (which many progressives I assume approve of) goes directly against the vision the Founders had for the federal government.
                                The definition of a living constitution goes against what the Founders argued our government should be: one with limited powers.
                                Fact: The modern interpretation of powers such as To provide for the General Welfare and To regulate commerce amongst the States directly contradicts the idea of a limited government. After all, if you can constantly change the meaning of the words, you can constantly increase the powers of the government.

                                This is just common sense. You can't have a limited government if you change the original meaning of the words.
                                Fact: There is only one way to increase the power of the government: the amendment process. You cannot vary anything in the Constitution from the Founder's vision without passing an amendment. Can't believe I need to prove this but it IS the only way to change the Constitution.
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                                • Author by congero6189599 (March 11, 2010 4:11 pm ET)
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                                  Did the constitution provide for capitalism?
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                                  • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 4:17 pm ET)
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                                    Does the government institute capitalism or is it something that happens naturally amongst free people?
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                                    • Author by congero6189599 (March 11, 2010 4:23 pm ET)
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                                      So does the constitution talk about socialism. If the people choose can we have a socialist government?
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                                      • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 5:15 pm ET)
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                                        Sure. Propose an amendment. Change the Constitution to give Congress the power to force the communal ownership of goods on everyone.
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                                        • Author by mmfa.fan (March 12, 2010 4:37 am ET)
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                                          Change the Constitution to give Congress the power to force the communal ownership of goods on everyone.


                                          That's communism, not socialism. Socialism does not mean the abolition of private property.
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                                • Author by congero6189599 (March 11, 2010 4:18 pm ET)
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                                  Really a bunch of quotes not sourced to provide context from a site that is conservative and therefore not objective. WTF do you think we are stupid like you? There is this thing called amendments to the constitution. That in itself tells me that as written the constitution was not meant to be the end of it all. Infact when the constitution was written my people were slaves,it had to be an admendment to the constitution the 14th and 15th that made me equal.
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                                  • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 4:29 pm ET)
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                                    Nothing in his post was proof of anything. The very first quote is a quote attributed to Franklin but which has never been documented. The second quote by Jefferson is taken completely out of context.

                                    Citing Wikipedia pages which have been labeled "biased," "common sense" No proof of anything.

                                    Methinks, Mag has been learning at the knee of his Master Beck and is just as ridiculously uninformed as Beck is.
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                                  • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 4:30 pm ET)
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                                    Really a bunch of quotes not sourced to provide context from a site that is conservative and therefore not objective. WTF do you think we are stupid like you?
                                    What else do you want from me? Those are actual quotes. Most of them have the actual letters and years attached to them as well. Do I need to mail you the original copies for you to believe them?
                                    There is this thing called amendments to the constitution. That in itself tells me that as written the constitution was not meant to be the end of it all.
                                    I agree. That also means though that you can only change the Constitution through the amendment process. I don't agree with the Income Tax amendment but it is a part of the Constitution now so I recognize it as an enumerated power of the government.
                                    it had to be an amendment to the constitution the 14th and 15th that made me equal.
                                    Again, what do you want me to say to that? That we should ignore everything the Founders said because some of them owned slaves? That we should ignore the Constitution and twist it for our benefit just because some Founders owned slaves?
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                                    • Author by congero6189599 (March 11, 2010 4:40 pm ET)
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                                      What i showed you was that the constitution was not meant to be the end of it all. It was not perfect and the founders left it open to be interpreted through times. in other words it was meant to be a living document. The admendment process itself disporves your theory.
                                      as far as the quotes provided from a conservative site without reference to what they were talking about is useless as proof of anything. you say the founders wanted small government,well they must have also wanted to keep slaves as slaves and deny women equal rights and must have wanted to disenfranchise those without property which was most of the citienzens at that time. It seems they were scared of the people. The constitution had to be changed,admended to include those who were left out from the original document,that in itself was an expansion of government. Are you saying the founders were against that?
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                                      • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 5:08 pm ET)
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                                        The admendment process itself disporves your theory.
                                        The amendment process proves my theory that the Founders wanted only one way to change the Constitution. Why would they include a process that wasn't necessary? If they truly intended it to be a living Constitution there's not need to amendments. All you do is alter the meaning of the words.
                                        Are you saying the founders were against that?
                                        You are grossly oversimplifying what went in to making the Constitution. It's not something we can debate back and forth here as there is not enough space or organization. I would suggest you start with reading Madison's notes on the Constitutional Convention. Read about what Washington, Adams, and Jefferson had to say about slavery. Things weren't so black and white - no pun intended - as you try to make them out to be.
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                                    • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 4:44 pm ET)
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                                      The very first quote on that page was bogus. There is no documentation that Franklin said it. The second one was taken completely out of context . . . read the letter itself.
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                                  • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 4:25 pm ET)
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                                    Sorry, I typed this on my computer and moved it here . . . forgot about the quote glitch.

                                    1. The first quote, while attributed to Franklin, appears in no recorded history at all. NONE. The second quote is taken out of context from the letter to Milligan; read the entire letter. The fact that one of your first two quotes is not documented and the second is taken completely out of context, leads me to believe that these quotes are all taken out of context or are not documented. I did find that these quotes appear on every faux conservative blog, though. Not proof. Try again.

                                    2. Your second bit of "evidence" is a Wikipedia page which has the following warnings at the top
                                    This Article needs additional citations for verification.
                                    This article contains "weasel words," vague phrasing that often accompanies biased or unverifiable information. Such statements should be clarified or removed.
                                    Not proof. Try again.

                                    3. Sorry, "common sense" is not verifiable proof. Try again.

                                    4. I wasn’t questioning this one, I just wanted to see if you could actually find the Constitution. To my knowledge, no one has been trying to change the Constitution without amendment. Please provide proof to support your opinion that they have.
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                                    • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 4:35 pm ET)
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                                      1. Ignore all the quotes then. I knew you would anyways. Do you state, then, that the Founders didn't want a government of limited power?

                                      2. My "evidence" was simply the definition of a living Constitution, not the whole page. The definition of a living Constitution contradicts the Founder's intent of a limited government.

                                      3. You're hopeless then if common sense doesn't tell you that changing the meaning of words changes the powers of the government.

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                                      • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 4:43 pm ET)
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                                        1. I'm stating that you posted quotes which were a) not documented and b) taken completely out of context to support what you wanted them to say. I'm stating that you have shown me nothing to substantiate your first claim.

                                        2. You cited a page which has disclaimers all over it that the information on the page is biased and suspect. You have shown me nothing to substantiate your second claim.

                                        3. Common sense is not proof of your third claim. You have shown me nothing to substantiate your third claim.

                                        4. You still haven't substantiated your last claim regarding the Constitution. I'm not aware of our Constitution being changed without Amendment.

                                        It has nothing to do with me agreeing with you or anything else . . . you haven't proven your assertion that Beck's "message is true and clear."


                                        [Oh, and you should be aware that Beck's new best friend, David Barton, is notorious for just pulling Founders' quotes out of his a**. He's had to retract many of them. When Beck kicks his new "plan" into high gear, you're going to hear a lot of Barton's fake quotes.]


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                                        • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 4:56 pm ET)
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                                          Here's what I'm hearing from you, "Lalalal, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! Lalalal!" It's about the response I original suspected anyways. You're not winning this argument at all.

                                          1. Again, do you state that the Founders didn't want a government of limited power?
                                          2. All I needed was the definition listed at the beginning of the article. Ignore the rest of it. Is the definition I used flawed?
                                          3. Explain to me how varying the definition of the words used in the Constitution can keep the government as one with specific, limited powers.
                                          4. I never claimed the Constitution itself was ever changed without amendments. I'm saying powers are being added to the government without adding them to the Constitution.

                                          You are simply too stubborn and childish to accept any sound form of reasoning. I highly suspect you are actually still in high school as your form of debate is simply disagreeing with everything I say.
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                                          • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 5:20 pm ET)
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                                            I'm not stating anything, Mag. I'm simply asking you to prove the things you quoted as "fact" in your post. So far . . . you haven't proven anything.

                                            When you've proven your theses, I'll discuss, but so far, you've proven nothing. You've posted a link to a questionable page of alleged "Founders" quotes, a link to a questionable Wikipedia page, cited "common sense," and posted a link to the Constitution, which didn't prove anything at all.

                                            I'm not disagreeing with anything you're saying and I'm not being stubborn or childish. You haven't substantiated your alleged "facts." As for being in high school . . . I graduated from high school in 1971 and have children who graduated in 2000 and 2002. Nice try at deflecting from the issue at hand . . . you called your points "facts." You have yet to prove that they are facts . . . keep trying.
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                                            • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 5:51 pm ET)
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                                              You've posted a link to a questionable page of alleged "Founders" quotes
                                              You stated only one quote was questionable. I'll concede to you I couldn't find any other legitimate source of that quote so I'll throw it out. The other quote you said was taken out of context but you haven't provided anything to put it in context. I can link to this site but I imagine you won't accept any quotes from there either. That leads me to believe the only way you'll accept anything I say is if I mail you the original handwritten letters.
                                              a link to a questionable Wikipedia page
                                              I already told you. I simply took the first line as a definition of the phrase. The rest you can ignore.
                                              cited "common sense,"
                                              I don't know how else to prove that specific point to you. Do I need to provide definitions of each word? How hard is it to understand that a limited government must have a fixed definition of words in its Constitution? If the words have a dynamic meaning then the Constitution itself is dynamic and subject to whomever is defining the words.
                                              posted a link to the Constitution, which didn't prove anything at all.
                                              It proved that the only way - I repeat the only way - to change the Constitution or the powers therein is through the amendment process. I'm not (as some libs would profess) against change or progress. But, please, do it Constitutionally through the amendment process.
                                              I graduated from high school in 1971 and have children who graduated in 2000 and 2002.
                                              Prove it or you're a liar. Send me an original copy of your birth certificate. Anything else and I'll just claim you doctored doctored your source and not accept it as fact.

                                              Note: I'm not literally asking for proof. I'm illustrating how I view your absurd debate techniques of having to provide sources and proof for literally everything I say. You apply standard of proof on me that you don't apply to yourself. For example when you claimed the quote from Jefferson was out of context you didn't provide anything to put it in context. Am I supposed to take your word for it then?
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                                              • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 6:17 pm ET)
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                                                No, my debate techniques are not absurd. Proof of your "facts" should be readily available online. I don't care if you take my word about my graduation from high school. That's not the issue at hand and is irrelevant to the conversation. You are simply using it as a deflection.

                                                You have given nothing to substantiate the items that you stated as "fact." I'm just asking you to substantiate them. So far, you have not. See, what you posted was not "fact," it was "opinion." Opinion is a statement which may or may not be based upon fact.

                                                Keep trying.
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                                                • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 6:25 pm ET)
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                                                  Unbelievable. It's like you aren't even reading my posts. It's like you see that I posted something - what that is you have no clue - and automatically assume it's wrong and that I'm a liar for having ever produced a thought in my head. The reason I believe you don't bother reading my posts is that you never attack the content of them. You lay out blanket "prove it" arguments and ignore reasoning and logic. And what about providing context for the Jefferson quote? Why ignore that? Why not provide proof of context? Why do I have to provide proof yet you have to provide nothing?
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                                • Author by whatIthink (March 11, 2010 4:38 pm ET)
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                                  If, as you postulate, we are supposed to follow what is written in the Constitution as it is written with no lattitude for prevailing conditions and norms, a few questions:

                                  1. Why keep pointing out other writings? Your argument is that the Constitution is all we need. Then why the need to constantly to point to other writings by the founding fathers that further expand n what is written in the Constitution? If those values and ideas were so important, why didn't they put it in the Constitution?
                                  2. Will you stop whining about taxes? According to the Constitution (16th Amendment) Congress has the power to levy income taxes. But it does not say how much or how little those taxes can be. So, say, if Congress were to raise the federal income tax to, say, 75%, would you complain about it?
                                  3. If Amendments are the only way to change the Constitution, canwe throw out the 200 hundred years of case law that has been established by the various intrepretations of the Constitution by various makeups of the Supreme Court? Should we ditch every law we have that is not explicitily based ona constitutional article but built on other cases that derived from constitutional challenges?
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                                  • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 5:01 pm ET)
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                                    Why keep pointing out other writings?
                                    Because they ask for proof that that is what they - the Founders - intended our government to be.
                                    If those values and ideas were so important, why didn't they put it in the Constitution?
                                    They did. It just seems that progressives are always the ones claiming the Constitution is so vague and hard to understand even though it is pretty easy to read and understand at a basic level. The Founders were very specific in what they wanted the government to accomplish.
                                    Will you stop whining about taxes?
                                    I don't recall whining about taxes. It's in the Constitution. I'm fine with it.
                                    If Amendments are the only way to change the Constitution, canwe throw out the 200 hundred years of case law that has been established by the various intrepretations of the Constitution by various makeups of the Supreme Court?
                                    Here is where many of our problems have risen from. It seems to me that most of the modern SC rulings have been based on previous rulings that were based on even more previous rulings. It's a giant game of Telephone. Every SC case should be based on the writings and words of the Founders. Go to the original source, not somebody else's interpretation of an interpretation.
                                    Should we ditch every law we have that is not explicitily based ona constitutional article but built on other cases that derived from constitutional challenges?
                                    Yes. These federal laws HAVE and MUST be rooted in a power specifically state in Article 1 Section 8 of the Constitution. Doing otherwise invites corruption and tyranny.
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                            • Author by cugagcmu805031 (March 11, 2010 4:27 pm ET)
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                              I call BS on your contention that our government has become one of unlimited power. If that were the case there would be no Congress, federal justice system, or true opportunities for voters to elect candidates to office. What your position implies is that America has suddenly become a dictatorship or autocracy, and it hasn't.

                              The Supremacy Clause allows the Congress to expand its' powers beyond those specifically stated in the constitution. The Founding Fathers wanted the constitution to be a living document that could change over time to meet new challenges and situations. One of the first SC rulings, Marbury v. Madison (1789) increased the power of the SC by giving it the power of judicial review. So what you are saying is that the only way to affect the amount of power the federal government has is to do it by amending the constitution. And remember, the federal government involves more than the president who cannot enact any law unless it passes through Congress first. So, if you plan on blaming President Obama for what is happening in this country, you need to take a refresher course in government/citizenship.

                              You're also wrong on saying that increasing the power of the federal government requires a constitutional amendment. Congress has the power to enact new legislation affecting the power(s) of the federal government. The Supreme Court, through judicial review, can affect the power of the federal government. In 1973, Congress passed the War Powers Act to limit the powers of the president as CIC. In recent history the SC has ruled that the federal government cannot deprive Gitmo detainees of the right to habeas corpus. both of these have had an impact on the power(s) of the federal government.

                              It appears that you have a limited understanding of what some of the words you are using mean and a way of viewing the constitution not as a living document as the Founding Fathers intended it to be but a document that was written in stone, never meant to be changed. Thank God for the Founding Fathers' having the foresight to realize/hope that the constitution would outlive them and provide a means by which it could be used then and now.
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                              • Author by MagCynic (March 11, 2010 4:47 pm ET)
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                                What your position implies is that America has suddenly become a dictatorship or autocracy, and it hasn't.
                                No it doesn't. It simply means our government is no longer one of specific powers. Instead it has powers of convenience based on a particular situation.
                                The Supremacy Clause allows the Congress to expand its' powers beyond those specifically stated in the constitution
                                No it doesn't. It simply means that state laws can't trump federal law. It has nothing to do with expanding powers not already enumerated in the Constitution.
                                The Founding Fathers wanted the constitution to be a living document that could change over time to meet new challenges and situations
                                Provide quotes to back up this claim. The Founders recognized the need to change the Constitution, but that was only to be done through the amendment process.
                                One of the first SC rulings, Marbury v. Madison (1789) increased the power of the SC by giving it the power of judicial review.
                                It didn't increase the power of the SC. It set the standard for how the SC would declare laws unconstitutional.
                                So what you are saying is that the only way to affect the amount of power the federal government has is to do it by amending the constitution.
                                I'm not saying that. The Constitution and Founders say that.
                                Congress has the power to enact new legislation affecting the power(s) of the federal government.
                                It does not have that power. It can't pass a law that gives it more power. That's like wishing on a genie to have more wishes.
                                It appears that you have a limited understanding of what some of the words you are using mean and a way of viewing the constitution not as a living document as the Founding Fathers intended it to be but a document that was written in stone, never meant to be changed
                                Point to any quote by anybody involved in the creation of the Constitution that it was to be a living document. You're also putting words in my mouth - a common tactic here - that the Constitution is set in stone. Change it all you like, just use the amendment process.
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                                • Author by John Paradox (March 11, 2010 8:30 pm ET)
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                                  If you're so hep on 'the Founders' intent', you should be quoting from The Federalist Papers, since they are secondmost to the actual Constitution.
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                        • Author by rtwmd1230 (March 11, 2010 3:02 pm ET)
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                          You may rest. You have done good work, and your zombie master is very pleased with you.
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            • Author by New Frontier (March 11, 2010 1:21 pm ET)
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              it's just not based on anything that you can factually back up.
              Here's how it works, bintx: Glenn Beck is permitted to say "a global holocaust is coming" or "the federal government is going to stop fishing" using anecdotal (or even no) evidence. He's also allowed to lie. But the bar has been set much, much higher for you.
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            • Author by afriend (March 11, 2010 2:20 pm ET)
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              again, what's with you guys and your butts?
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        • Author by Logan (March 11, 2010 1:10 pm ET)
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          Hmm, his listeners are constantly flying in to defend his conspiracy theories and dubious statements. Sure seems like it to me.
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          • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 1:35 pm ET)
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            Especially Mag.
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            • Author by cugagcmu805031 (March 11, 2010 4:36 pm ET)
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              What they fail to realize and acknowledge is that we liberals have actually studied the history and laws of this country as opposed to many right-wing entertainers who just make stuff us as they go along to influence public opinion in their favor. I've noticed that many rw politicians in Congress don't have a firm grasp on the history and laws in this country. Evidence: the ACORN attack and the fact that Congressman Grayson made fools out of members who voted to defund the organization because the action went against the constitution prohibition of bills of attainder.
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        • Author by dimes (March 11, 2010 1:36 pm ET)
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          Did you know there's a facebook page called Glenn Beck Tells The Truth?

          Of course, it only has 30 members, but still.

          As far as anecdotal evidence, I've seen a lot of comments on conservative websites that fully support Glenn, and not because he's funny. They're not hard to find.
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        • Author by pete592 (March 11, 2010 1:44 pm ET)
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          "Do you have any proof whatsoever that "Beck's listeners" believe every word he says as gospel?"
          What about the same evidence that's always used to prove that the ad boycott isn't working?
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        • Author by worrierking (March 11, 2010 1:48 pm ET)
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          Ok, Ok. His listeners might not believe every word he says. They're just willing to defend every word he says.
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        • Author by phredicles (March 11, 2010 2:05 pm ET)
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          Do YOU have any proof whatsoever that any of us who voted for Obama refer to him as "The Messiah", as right-wingers are always insisting we do?
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    • Author by juliajayne1 (March 11, 2010 12:36 pm ET)
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      Okay that was pretty funny. He and the other jerk are "noodling it out"! Ha. "Thinking out loud" and "noodling it out"! Cripes! ;-0) Okay, doakey. So we get to see the process of how they come up with batchit numbnut craziness.......oh beg our pardons if we think your "noodling" is a bit suspect and belongs more in the psyche ward than on a national TV vehicle........Is it okay to stop laughing now?
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      • Author by neon desert (March 11, 2010 2:05 pm ET)
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        It's okay to stop laughing, but I wouldn't suggest it. Because if you stop, you may start to think about how much money this clown is making, how many people actually believe him, how not-so-fringe-republican his followers are and how they take his 'info' to the polls, how a major American broadcasting corporation not only supports but promotes him, how there are still companies willing to advertise with him... and you may start to cry.
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      • Author by foghornleghorn (March 11, 2010 2:18 pm ET)
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        "noodling"

        That is also a music or band term, where the musicians are just playing anything at random to pass the time or to get prepared to perform.

        So noodling is the perfect term for Beck. He's just throwing out anything at random that means absolutely nothing.
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        • Author by John Paradox (March 11, 2010 8:32 pm ET)
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          It occurred to me that noodles originated in China, which, as all good Beckians know, is Communist!!!
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    • Author by marco21 (March 11, 2010 12:37 pm ET)
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      This = everything I say, do or write past, present and future.
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    • Author by nerzog (March 11, 2010 12:40 pm ET)
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      Beck doing show prep...

      [http://theblacksentinel.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/head-up-ass.jpg]
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    • Author by New Frontier (March 11, 2010 12:45 pm ET)
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      Glenn Beck admits: "I'm pulling this directly out of my butt right here"
      What do you mean "here"???
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    • Author by cindermaker (March 11, 2010 1:06 pm ET)
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      For the longest time I listened to Rush and people like him for my political news and commentary, until one day I ventured out of the circle and decided to start looking and listening to the people they called kooks, idiots, morons, stupid and whatever other names they've used over the years.

      With so much maligning of the left wing I thought that maybe they were the dumbest people on the planet, that they had to be so stupid and that they hated America.

      Then I actually took a step outside my comfort zone, I read Media Matters, The Huffington Post, watched Keith Olberman and listened to The Young Turks on Youtube and I realized that what the conservative show hosts always say about Media Matters and other organizations like it is totally false.

      False not only in the fact that they demonize them personally and make fun of their jobs but false in that the things they say, they say; are proverbially wrong.

      Rush Limbaugh claims he tweaks the "State run media" on a daily basis, but I offer this alternative and to Mr. Beck as well - I think you have it the wrong way, I think the "Liberal Media" is tweaking you clowns.

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      • Author by nerzog (March 11, 2010 1:17 pm ET)
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        My experience was similar, but I was a "liberal Republican" before I started listening to Rush back in the early 90s. I listened to him because he was pretty much the only person doing that kind of show back then, and I found it mildly entertaining, and even informative in a perverted sort of way. You could at least keep up with current Political buzz by listening to his show. He even talked about non-political things occasionally.

        I was gradually driven away from the Republican Party as it became more shrill, more homophobic and fell into the clutches of Southern Evangelical Nutbags. I had to stop listening to Rush as the Clinton Witch Hunts progressed, and his show became nothing but a Hatefest toward Democrats in general, and Bill and Hillary in particular.

        He has become much more caustic and dishonest over the years, and I can hardly stand to listen to him for more than a few minutes at a time now. He and his imitators have poisoned American Politics, and we may never recover.
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        • Author by cindermaker (March 11, 2010 1:19 pm ET)
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          I am constantly reminded every day how odd of a person I am mentally, Richard Dawkins said in his book the God Delusion that very few people leave the church because of finding the glory of science, this is why I left the church.

          And I find myself hearing all the time how strange it is for conservatives to turn into Liberals, both from the left and the right.

          I feel proud that I did discover things that way though and that the evidence is now presented in a way where I can decide for myself, something it seems that Conservatives lack today.
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          • Author by nerzog (March 11, 2010 1:35 pm ET)
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            Welcome to the light.

            I guess I was never truly a Conservative, though I did vote Republican the first four times I voted for President, then for Perot in 92. After that I've voted straight Democratic.

            I've always been Socially Liberal, but I swallowed the "Fiscally Conservative" and "Strong Defense" snake oil that the Republicans were peddling. I know there used to be Republicans like me in the party, but they've either been driven out, our pushed to the margins by the Troglodytes.

            It's not my Father's Republican Party any more.
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          • Author by DellDolly (March 11, 2010 6:18 pm ET)
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            Richard Dawkins rocks.
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    • Author by sonnyjames (March 11, 2010 1:27 pm ET)
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      I thought that was a regular.....
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    • Author by John Paradox (March 11, 2010 1:45 pm ET)
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      Well, now, we have 'bookends' for his show (opening and closing) with this for the start, and 'wasting an hour of your time' for the end.
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    • Author by brodiman (March 11, 2010 2:08 pm ET)
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      Towards the end one of Beck's lackeys makes as if they regularly go back and correct themselves if they were wrong. Just it boggles the mind to think that he could even say that with a straight face.
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    • Author by epkklk851 (March 11, 2010 2:29 pm ET)
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      Glennie, your correcting misstatements on your show is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. Your overall message is utterly lacking in facts or logic. Why do you even bother? By the way, I am not a 37 year old hippie who hasn't bathed in weeks. I am a muture adult who bathed this morning and am wearing a new suit with a spiffy silk blouse that has gotten any number of compliments from co-workers. I've never had a house with a basement, not in my whole life.
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      • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 2:50 pm ET)
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        LOL! I'm not a 37 year old hippie, either. Wasn't a hippie when there actually WERE hippies. I'm sitting in the same office I've been sitting in for the past 25 years. Where I live there ARE no houses with basements. The bedrock is too thick and too shallow. It'd take dynamite to create a hole big enough and deep enough! LOL! [Well, it would really just take some very heavy, very expensive equipment.} I did live in a house once that had a 1960s era bomb shelter, though.
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        • Author by epkklk851 (March 11, 2010 3:04 pm ET)
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          In Oregon, the houses sit on foundations with crawl spaces for the most part. In California, the houses are on concrete slabs. Kansas had a lot of houses with basements, but neither place I lived had a basement. Here in Virginia, lots of basements, too, but not my place. I've never even seen a real bomb shelter. If we had one, my husband would want to put junk in it.
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          • Author by christopher howard (March 11, 2010 3:39 pm ET)
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            Ah, a fellow Virginian.

            I can't let this talk of bomb shelters without posting a link to one of my favorite music vids of all time (especially the 50s style Cold War animation).

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBruAooXPNU

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          • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 4:47 pm ET)
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            We used it as a storm cellar. I never understood how it would have protected anyone . . . it was a bizarre thing, but it was surrounded with two feet of concrete reinforced with steel. I HATED to go in it. UGH!
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            • Author by John Paradox (March 11, 2010 8:36 pm ET)
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              I was once in the EAS station for Tucson (remember 'if this were a real emergency, you would be informed to tune...'?). It was a fairly small room, down about 20-30 feet via a spiral staircase. It had a hand-cranked ventilation system, and by the time I visited, it was storage for all the extra crud that was never used. Also would only have survived if there wasn't a nuke within 10 miles.
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          • Author by bintx (March 11, 2010 4:48 pm ET)
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            BTW, I have a good friend who lives in Winchester . . . I wish she'd post here. She'd have everything hopping in no time at all!
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    • Author by Boxer1979 (March 11, 2010 7:37 pm ET)
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      Glenn Beck admits: "I'm pulling this directly out of my butt right here"

      [http://chocolatecrisiscenter.com/store/images/cranberry_nutcase.jpg]
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