Beck: "[T]hey are going to try to separate me from you, and they will do it with lies"
March 12, 2010 10:54 am ET
From the March 12 edition of Premiere Radio Networks' The Glenn Beck Program:
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I wonder who the Judge will grant custody to?
He's done them a favor, see?
Glenn's knocked down that 4th wall
And cloaked them in his insanity.
I've never seen Beck's program in it's entirety but I bet if you watched it drunk or stoned it would all make perfect sense ;-)
My "poetry", although not grand
Is plenty fun to write
But since we're in GlenBeckistan
Doesn't matter if it bites.....*
*I'm saving the good stuff for a Blimpy thread ;-)
And another poem/limerick too...you are indeed a Super Chick :-)
Maybe I'll try my hand at one later...whoa, just had a deja vu here....
I'm saving the good stuff for a Blimpy thread ;-)
I'll be looking for them!!
Another pithy name for Glenn, which I believe is attributable to Nerzog, is calling Becky "Nostradumbass".
Thank you for filling me in on all that...it's appreciated. You are a sweet lass :-)
Aye, I am new here and just getting my feet wet...
Or maybe my feet are wet because I drank too much rum and fell off my ship ;-)
Enjoyed your Julie Andrews impression, do you (happily) have any others?
Well it's time for this pirate to weigh anchor and hoist the sails. Hope our paths cross again :-)
You would think - being a "bleeding heart liberal", as I am often accused of being, I would feel more charitable and sympathetic towards Mr. Beck.
But I don't.
When will he start talking about "my struggle" ?
Hitler originally wanted to name his book "Four and a Half Years (of Struggle) Against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice. Ultimately, the brevity and "elegance" of Mein Kampf was adopted by his publisher.
This whole "social justice" and the churches is a perfect example. You all know Beck constantly argues against "big government" and all the powers attached to it. Every topic he talks about relates to big government. Why would he suddenly - in talking about social justice and the churches - NOT be talking about government?
Are we supposed to read his mind and when Beck says "church", think Oh that's a code word and replace it with "government"?
Has anyone made a code word cheat sheet for those of us who misplaced our super secret decoder rings years ago?
Where have you gone, Captain Midnight?
Anyone Beck doesn't like=Hitler
"Now, I'm not saying that..."=the very thing Beck just said
"The Chicago way"=anything favorable to Democrats happening
"Racist"=any and all liberal minorities
"Suicide"=accidental death
Primo Colombian blow= $50,000
Really, Mag, see someone about this obsessive need to defend this jerk.
I'm sorry that he wasn't as clear as you would like him to be. People like me that actually listen to him and understand what he's talking about understood exactly what he meant. That's why this church boycott won't make any difference because very few churches misunderstood it.
If the boycott didn't make any difference, then why is Beck killing himself today, like a small child who got caught doing something he shouldn't, by adding more and more lies.
You didn't understood exactly what he meant, Mag. He said exactly what he meant . . . you're just believing the bullsh*t he's shoveling today.
So what would be an example of this? Arguing that we have a responsibility to shape our government so that it plays a role in maintaining a just society?
Glenn is arguing against churches collaborating with government, but his latest fixation is with David Barton and the Wallbuilders, who OPPOSE the separation of church and state. His new fixation is on the argument that the founding fathers actually intended for church and state to comingle.
There's some kind of disconnect here.
The reason he is not clear, is because there are ZERO examples of churches collabating with the the governement to enact social justice.
Zero! Zip! Nadda! Bupkis!
The result of which would be the population explosion currently underway in the parts of Africa that these initiatives worked on, oops in.
Oh, and it's not "churches" who are boycotting Beck and writing letters to Fox, it is Christians.
So, you and/or he believe Bush 43's "Faith Based Initiatives" are eeeevil???
I wonder- are you a lovesick teenager or the classic abused spouse? "I don't care what you say about him, the more evidence that you show me that he's a lunatic, the more I love him?" or "You just never see him when he isn't drunk or tired or suffering from bouts of paranoid delusion. He's really wonderful to me then."
Either way, do you have any idea how sad you sound?
None of this, however, counters the fact that Beck explicitly advocated to his listeners that they should abandon any church -- whether it's Reverend Wright's church or Beck's own church -- that supports social justice.
Do you think what I just wrote is a lie?
No folks, this is not an act. He really is out of his mind stupid crazy!
Now this is a dilemma. Since there can be only one true God, which one must we choose? Limbaugh, Beck, or....God? What to believe? Pantheism or monotheism or atheism? What is the answer? TGIF may be my salvation.
No, Glenn. They are going to separate you from us with men in white coats, not lies.
Great comments, all (but one)!
....said Charlie Manson, said Jim Jones, said David Koresh etc. Also, since Glenn is a Biblical Apocalyptic to boot, I think these are the lies that the Anti-Christ speaks too. Careful Glenn, you rantings are being judged not just by your enemies. You're "base" may not like these phrases either.
All I keep thinking of is:
"They're coming to take me away..he..he...
They're coming to take me away ..ha...ha...
They're coming to take me away to the funny farm
Where life is wonderful all the time...."
:)