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Beck says "those who survive" will "stand in the truth," "listen," "watch"

May 25, 2010 5:31 pm ET

From the May 25 edition of Fox News' Glenn Beck:

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    • Author by nerzog (May 25, 2010 5:34 pm ET)
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      And the Troglodytes fell upon them and slew them until they were dead.
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    • Author by wolf kotenberg (May 25, 2010 5:35 pm ET)
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      yes you are a genius,beckstradamus.
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      • Author by wolf kotenberg (May 25, 2010 5:37 pm ET)
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        you are also the cute little eighth grader kid who all the girls like
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        • Author by The_Cat (May 25, 2010 6:23 pm ET)
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          ...and all the boys want to pound into the ground like a tent peg, if only they could do it without upsetting the skirts behind which he hides.
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    • Author by bintx (May 25, 2010 5:35 pm ET)
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      Standing outside the fire
      Standing outside the fire
      Life is not tried, it is merely survived
      If you're standing outside the fire

      He's basing his programs on song lyrics again.
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    • Author by raddave43 (May 25, 2010 5:37 pm ET)
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      WTH does "stand in the truth" mean? Is it like standing in the water, bathtub, mud, jello?
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    • Author by David2012 (May 25, 2010 5:45 pm ET)
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      It is "normal not to believe this stuff", Glenn, because they are fevered, delusion rantings of a dry drunk with a limited capacity for thought.

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    • Author by New Frontier (May 25, 2010 5:56 pm ET)
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      "The world is on the edge" and if you don't "stand in the fire" or "stand (or "look at") the truth", or "put the puzzle pieces together", then you're "putting your head in the sand" and not "getting out of that box".

      Everyone with me so far?!
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      • Author by Quicksilver M.S (May 25, 2010 6:45 pm ET)
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        "The world is on the edge" and if you don't "stand in the fire" or "stand (or "look at") the truth", or "put the puzzle pieces together", then you're "putting your head in the sand" and not "getting out of that box".

        If I understand !
        1 cup .............."The world is on the edge"
        Set oven on........."stand in the fire"
        Pinch of.........."stand (or "look at") the truth",
        Stir in ............"puzzle pieces together",
        Garnish with........"putting your head in the sand"
        Optional............"getting out of that box".
        salt to taste
        Wisk
        Smells and looks like more Glen BS !
        Pour down the Toilet !




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        • Author by Brian Griffith (May 25, 2010 6:53 pm ET)
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          At first, I mistook this for a Glenn Beck drinking game.

          Which would not be a wise thing to try.
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        • Author by New Frontier (May 25, 2010 7:00 pm ET)
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          By Glenn, I think you've got it!

          One more word to the wise for all you Beck Chefs out there: Check with Global Governance re: the salt.
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    • Author by IRONY 101 (May 25, 2010 5:58 pm ET)
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      Survive what...?

      BTW, anybody else notice how humble Glenn is trying to act?
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    • Author by mata ruach (May 25, 2010 6:26 pm ET)
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      Again with the fire!! This is the fourth time time this week, that I can recall right off the top of my head. Maybe Glenn secretly worships fire, I dunno..some people say...
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    • Author by Sharpe (May 25, 2010 6:40 pm ET)
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      it is normal for your friends not to believe this stuff - CLASSIC!
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    • Author by raddave43 (May 25, 2010 6:52 pm ET)
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      I hate to be the one to tell you this Glenn, but that ain't the "truth" you are standing in.
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