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Beck and crew mock reusable grocery bags, call for double-bagging and using "as much plastic as possible"

June 21, 2010 11:05 am ET

From the June 21 edition of Premiere Radio Networks' The Glenn Beck Program:

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Previously:

Beck says he will "burn garbage in my backyard with styrofoam" to celebrate Earth Day

Beck has car idled outside of studio during show to "do our part for global warming"

Beck blasts studio lights "to show that I am such a supporter of Earth Hour"

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    • Author by soze169880 (June 21, 2010 11:07 am ET)
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      The thin line between movement conservatism and just being a d!ck because it amuses you is positively anorexic.
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      • Author by nerzog (June 21, 2010 11:08 am ET)
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        Thinner than a frog hair.
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        • Author by NiceguyEddie (June 21, 2010 12:17 pm ET)
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          Can I say, "RCH" and get it past the cuss-filter? LOL

          I've actually been thinking this for YEARS. All these people (Limbaugh, Coulter) encourageing people to drive SUV's just because it p!sses of liberals? (And... uh... drives up gas prices and wrekcs the economy, d-bags!)

          They're the kind of people of will go out of their way to blow cigar smoke in someones face if they find out they have athma or something.

          Douchbaggery is not an inherenlty political phenomenon by any means, but it is rather striking, to me anyway, that the loudest and most well-know and outspoken d-bags are ALL on the Right.

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          IMHO
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      • Author by rtejon (June 21, 2010 12:15 pm ET)
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        Recall when he encouraged people to be as wasteful as possible during Earth Hour. It's the difference between being a contrarian and just plain stupid.
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    • Author by Saturnalian (June 21, 2010 11:08 am ET)
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      I hope Beckerwood chokes on a double plastic bag while Jesus laughs his head off.
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      • Author by timesthree (June 21, 2010 11:41 am ET)
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        Anyone else remember the Suffocation song?

        Suffocation: lack of ventilation
        Suffocation, this is what you do:
        First you take a plastic bag
        Then you put it on your head
        Go to bed; Wake up dead
        Wha-oh-oh-oh

        Repeat until kicked out of kindergarten.
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    • Author by progressivevoicedaily (June 21, 2010 11:08 am ET)
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      Why act like a 5 year old having a temper tantrum in the grocery store isle?? Seriously, this guy has become such a compete joke. Who makes the decision to keep this guy on the air, and I wonder how they sleep at night.
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    • Author by nerzog (June 21, 2010 11:11 am ET)
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      I believe Nostradumbass may have used a Dry Cleaner Bag for a space helmet one too many times as a child.
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    • Author by nerzog (June 21, 2010 11:18 am ET)
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      Has anyone else noticed that Beck and Limbaugh are now stealing schticks from each other freely?

      Or, maybe they just draw from the same pool of liars... I mean writers.
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      • Author by canaanxing9025 (June 21, 2010 11:33 am ET)
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        nerzog:

        Beck, Limabugh, and Hannity are all on Rove & Co. instant message.
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        • Author by indigo1968 (June 21, 2010 11:40 am ET)
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          I actually find Beck and Limbaugh's rivalry to be kind of interesting as for years, Blimpie has dominated right-wing radio and suddenly has a genuine rival on his six o'clock.

          With any luck, both will crash into a mountain at Mach 2 while jostling for position, and fighting over drugs.

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          • Author by AB-001 (June 21, 2010 11:43 am ET)
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            Seems to me, Beck is beating Limbaugh a lot quicker to the punch with these kinds of statements.
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    • Author by marco21 (June 21, 2010 11:24 am ET)
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      Beck obviously had his head stuck in a plastic bag for an unfortunate length of time as a child.
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      • Author by mata ruach (June 21, 2010 11:40 am ET)
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        Beck has had his head in a bag before...one with solvents inside. He Huffs and he Puffs...
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    • Author by shaggles (June 21, 2010 11:25 am ET)
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      Wow. What a rebel.
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    • Author by dogbreath (June 21, 2010 11:25 am ET)
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      I hope that Beck slips a double-bag over his head, ties the bottom and breathes deep.
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    • Author by peace4all (June 21, 2010 11:27 am ET)
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      i think that seeing as beck and his ilk don't like the environment, we should all take our garbage and dump it on his lawn and then he can live in the filth he wants us all to live in
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    • Author by New Frontier (June 21, 2010 11:32 am ET)
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      BECK: "Real men don't go to a grocery store with a stupid bag like a purse!"
      Real men would never say to a woman, "Don't tease the panther".
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      • Author by nerzog (June 21, 2010 11:35 am ET)
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        "Real Men" in the fantasy world of Nostradumbass would stay home and swill beer and send their wives to the grocery store.
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      • Author by mata ruach (June 21, 2010 11:42 am ET)
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        In Beck's world, men never lower themselves to shop. They have women to do that for them.
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      • Author by soze169880 (June 21, 2010 11:43 am ET)
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        Real men aren't obsessed with what constitutes "real men".
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      • Author by coldteablues19577325 (June 21, 2010 11:52 am ET)
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        "BECK: "Real men don't go to a grocery store with a stupid bag like a purse!"

        Real men would never say to a woman, "Don't tease the panther"." --NewFrontier

        THANKS!! This has got to be the FUNNIEST thing I've read in a long, long time. So, funny, in fact, that I spewed water on my monitor.

        Thanks again!
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      • Author by New Frontier (June 21, 2010 12:26 pm ET)
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        This note to any would-be Glenn Beck female groupies:

        If you're going to tease Glenn's panther, I highly recommend double-bagging it and using as much plastic as possible, if you know what I mean.
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        • Author by epkklk851 (June 21, 2010 1:07 pm ET)
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          That would imply a willingness to touch it. Eww!
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        • Author by mata ruach (June 21, 2010 1:11 pm ET)
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          Great!! Excuse me while I clean the Maxwell House off my screen! ( It was worth the wiping. Thanks!)
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    • Author by nerzog (June 21, 2010 11:33 am ET)
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      This is that appeal to the Reptilian Brain which the Troglodytes have perfected over the last twenty years, under the tutelage of Professor Limbaugh.

      It has become such a pathology with them that they're willing to crap in their own nest just to spite Liberals.
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    • Author by cst (June 21, 2010 11:37 am ET)
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      I'm always struck by the sheer FEROCITY with which Beck and Limbaugh and their ilk rail against the "evil" of recycling.
      Seriously, do these guys actually think massively expensive waste of resources is somehow proof of their "moral superiorty"?
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      • Author by christopher howard (June 21, 2010 11:43 am ET)
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        It's the same mentality that had them telling their listeners to buy a Hummer to annoy a liberal. We all know how well that worked out for them during the gas price spike a while back.
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        • Author by indigo1968 (June 21, 2010 11:47 am ET)
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          Ever see anyone drive a Hummer in a major city? They're about as practical a vehicle as an Abrams tank, and get about the same gas mileage.



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          • Author by MiniTru (June 21, 2010 1:30 pm ET)
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            And they're nothing but Chevy Tahoes with a different body.

            Just a huge pile of junk.
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      • Author by indigo1968 (June 21, 2010 11:44 am ET)
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        IMO, it's part of the modern conservative ideal to happily exploit the planet's resources because (according to the late Michael Crichton) the Earth is like an inflatable clown that can happily take endless amounts of abuse and come back for more.

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    • Author by coldteablues19577325 (June 21, 2010 11:43 am ET)
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      And his point was? Sheesh what an idiot!!
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    • Author by timesthree (June 21, 2010 11:44 am ET)
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      "Teach your children not to lie, by setting an example" ?????

      You've failed once again, Becko!
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      • Author by srichardson (June 21, 2010 12:27 pm ET)
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        That was my first thought as well. He probably meant, "Teach your kids to lie by setting an example." Otherwise, it makes not sense coming out of beckerhead's mouth.
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        • Author by mata ruach (June 21, 2010 1:14 pm ET)
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          If Beck teaches his children by example, then he should be arrested and charged for the psychological abuse of his kids.
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    • Author by arkange1 (June 21, 2010 11:46 am ET)
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      Well Beck has already broken at least half his own rules so I guess that makes him a bad father. And as for those bags, what the hell is wrong with using reusable grocery bags? I get mad sometimes when I forget mine since I am accumulating so many of the damn plastic ones. What a waste!
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    • Author by nerzog (June 21, 2010 12:03 pm ET)
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      Has he whined about Connecticut Little League yet today?
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      • Author by mata ruach (June 21, 2010 5:04 pm ET)
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        You know Becky hates it when they other are superior in any way. Not only could Little Leagers out run, hit, throw and pitch Becky, they could out-debate him , as well.
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    • Author by srichardson (June 21, 2010 12:21 pm ET)
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      He is such an absolute idiot. How ignorant is this man and can he get much more ignorant? He is an embarrassment to this country but not as much of an embarrassment as those who listen and believe this little punks bulls$!t!!!!
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    • Author by donwelty (June 21, 2010 1:12 pm ET)
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      It is getting so that I expect to look up the words "idiotic," "insane," "lunatic," "illogical," and "fact-free," among others and see pictures of Limbaugh and Bekkk. That would make those defintions much clearer.
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      • Author by mata ruach (June 21, 2010 1:17 pm ET)
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        You forgot "psychotic" , "delusional", "paranoid", "racist", "sociopathic", and "ugly".



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        • Author by mata ruach (June 21, 2010 1:18 pm ET)
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          And their Mamas dress them funny...
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          • Author by mescal (June 21, 2010 9:42 pm ET)
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            They don't need their stinkin' mothers to dress them anymore. They now have WIVES to do that for them!
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    • Author by magnolialover (June 21, 2010 1:14 pm ET)
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      Why? Plastic is made from, you got it, petroleum products. And hence, uses MORE oil. Why waste so much when you can buy one or two bags (like me and the wife did), and use them every week?

      These idiots are just that, idiots.
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    • Author by txthinker (June 21, 2010 1:16 pm ET)
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      Beck and crew mock reusable grocery bags, call for double-bagging and using "as much plastic as possible"
      Hey, Becky!! Why don't you use just ONE plastic bag, held tightly over your nose and mouth????
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    • Author by PurpleState (June 21, 2010 2:16 pm ET)
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      Why should I abandon my reusable?

      I save money every time I use one at the local store. Five cents a visit. You might think that's meaningless, but I've already earned my money back for the $1 purchase.

      Go use your head as a soccer ball, Beck.
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    • Author by bintx (June 21, 2010 5:47 pm ET)
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      I use my reusable bags because I HATE plastic bags. They're like clothes hangers, they have babies in the pantry.
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    • Author by pilotx (June 21, 2010 6:42 pm ET)
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      And they have to wonder why we don't want them in charge? It's time for the adults to clean up your mess, just go in the other room and play. Don't forget to put on your little tri corner hat.
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    • Author by little poncho (June 22, 2010 10:24 pm ET)
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      beckie,your humor "what humor", STINKS......................
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