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Newest Beck theory: There may be "something in these bills that they have already passed" cap-and-trade secretly

July 23, 2010 11:59 am ET

From the July 23 broadcast of Premiere Radio Networks' The Glenn Beck Program:

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    • Author by bintx (July 23, 2010 12:04 pm ET)
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      Yeah, that happened. (/snark).

      There is no way in HELL this could happen without a lot of screaming, yelling and gnashing of teeth. This man knows NOTHING about the workings of this country's government.
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      • Author by MidnightWriter (July 23, 2010 12:19 pm ET)
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        Well, you certainly don't expect the Beck to take the time to actually read any of the legislation, do you?

        Naaaah. Big, thick bills are meant to be used as props that can be over dramatically thrown, on cue, in a studio setting, to express outrage over issues your average dunderhead cannot understand.
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        • Author by timesthree (July 23, 2010 12:22 pm ET)
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          a conveniently unbound copy. Could anybody see any text on those pages?
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          • Author by teh.stoopid.lib (July 23, 2010 12:24 pm ET)
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            It's obviously written in invisible ink. Don't want just anybody to be able to see all the "secrets"!
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            • Author by galileonardo (July 24, 2010 6:10 pm ET)
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              realamerica, et al, there isn't a secret here in regards to cap and trade, and Glenn knows that (not sure why he's beating around the bush). I know this will be wasted upon you for the most part, but here goes anyway.

              First though, I see nothing much has changed here over the last few months. Very little critical thinking. Instead, knee-jerk venom, Inquisitor's tactics, etc., and not one critical AGW voice in this thread. Groupthink to the extreme. It's really rather sad.

              I haven't had time to comment but I have read a chunk of the still rabid pro-AGW drivel. Still not impressed with anything other than the fighting spirit you've shown under extreme duress. AGW cultists have taken a beaten but you go on swinging away. Swinging for the fences still actually, like nothing is amiss, like you are still holding a bat or even up at the plate anymore. Talk about denial.

              But you struck out. Take off your helmet, the jig is up, though you'll be damned if you don't succeed in "putting a price on pollution" as Obama calls it. Legislation would have been good, but no dice this go around, but so what? The AGW control freaks are marching forward anyway and thus Glenn was right, though, as is often the case, he had no idea why.

              With cap and trade legislation, Plan A was to have Congressional knee-breakers help smooth the way for the real puppeteers, the EPA, who had already been relatively quietly putting on their puppet show since last year. Since Plan A failed miserably it was simply onto Plan B: the EPA goes about it alone, for the short term at least.

              Not-so-stealthy but lesser-known measures have thus been called for so that the pols can try to save their hides (good luck). With all of the failures of AGW over the last year, the high priests of the Church of Climatology could not roll out as quickly and uncontrollably as they had expected, so the timeline was stretched, but none of the elements on it have changed. So Reid pulls back while the EPA issues away in relative obscurity.

              This is no conspiracy theory real, magnolia, bintx, Midnight, ilikeike, blueline (and the rest of the typical crew). It's reality. Thus, each one of you is in simple denial. The irony. Some of the measures are "already rolling" or haven't you guys been following? That helps to put names to some of the measures for ye in the black helicopter denial crowd. Names like the "mobile source rule, the trigger rule, the tailoring rule and the reporting rule." My they have been busy despite the setbacks.

              Notice that those aren't "right-wing" sources? Rather, they're mostly your buddies, those fighting the good fight. I love Lisa "EPA" Jackson's quote from the Times piece:

              We did not want that fact lingering out there for long.

              Yeah, Americans recognize the lingering stench of rotting totalitarianism paraded as "Sustainable Development." Frank O'donnell was a close second with, "We're not the green monsters you think we are."

              The "fact" Jackson was talking about was the need to implement the tailoring rule to put a governor on the CO2-regulation roll out (as well as bandage the cleft AGW wounds). The "fact" is that without the tailoring rule, "6 million facilities" would have needed permits this coming January when greenhouse gases will officially become "subject to regulation."

              What are those facilities? Read the piece again. Temporarily exempted by the tailoring rule are "smaller sources like farms, restaurants, schools and other facilities." That would have been a winning campaign slogan, eh? Or maybe "EPA Chugging Along" as Solve Climate put it in their subhead.

              Cap and trade legislation was just a temporary dying gasp at expediting and smoothing the path of CO2 mitigation that the EPA is "already rolling" on. Reid was willing to give it up temporarily to save himself and others from the incredible backlash they would have undoubtedly suffered, But the point is, the "fact" is, that even without legislation, the ball is being pushed forward by the EPA.

              I wouldn't think that was debatable, but judging by the comments here you would think it was a stretch. bintx's claim out of the gate that "there is no way in HELL this could happen" is thus hollow. It is happening, though not quite how Beck put it. Here is his main implication:

              There is either something in these bills that they have already passed that give them the authority to now regulate us into that or they are going to make another move.

              I'm not sure why he feels the need to take the weird ignorance-of-current-reality angle he is taking, but the statement is actually almost completely on target. Beck misses by referring to "these bills" as they are largely irrelevant, but the "bills that they have already passed that give them the authority to now regulate us" already exist.

              Hasn't he heard of the Clean Air Act? Massachusetts v. Environmental Protection Agency? Doesn't Beck know about any of the plans already underway? Does he know what January will bring? July? Did you? Probably not. That would entail giving up on your tinfoil-hat angle, and I know you aren't ready for that just yet.

              Have no fear though AGW zealots. The cap and trade debacle in Congress will most assuredly continue. Lurch Kerry won't give it up. He'll still try to be your knight in shining armor so you can sleep tight and create more fantasy-land emissions scenarios. B1 anyone?

              Almost forgot. It's going on a month since MMfA and Monbiot and the rest of the AGW apologists came out trumpets blazing about the unfortunate Sunday Times Amazongate retraction, throwing around nonsense such as "vindication" and "ashes to ashes." So what happened to the MMfA rallying cry for more retractions that was so in vogue for several days here? Why the crickets (shout out to SLURTAX)? Why did MMfA crawl back into its shell? Was victory not at hand?

              Could this be why? Maybe this? Or this? Why no Lawrence Solomon followers? When the retraction of the retraction is made (I guarantee it will be), do you think MMfA will publish its mea culpa? Will it feel it "owes it to its readers to do the same?"

              How about you, Midnight? Will you admit that your "mountain of facts" amounted to a mole hill? Will Delly now conclude that "[t]his BS of being simple transcriptionists instead of actually doing the work that a journalist SHOULD do to inform others is incredible" applies to MMfA? eweston? Will you claim the "[e]vidence is that if they do blow it, factwise, they are up front in admitting it" if MMfA doesn't follow up? Kreisst? Will you provide us with "a desperate attempt to avoid reality?" Or maybe demonstrate what "advocacy has to do with science?" mary 59 offering any words about the "scientific method?" Or pete592 statements about how "[b]ogus headlines are best left to fester?" donaldmaddog? You gonna ask again "[w]hen would pathological liars retract a lie?" I'm not holding my breath. Cheers!
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          • Author by wolf kotenberg (July 23, 2010 12:36 pm ET)
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            Yeah I noticed that.Did he and his idiot friends at FOX go thru the recycle bin ???
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            • Author by wolf kotenberg (July 23, 2010 12:52 pm ET)
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              at his level of education and intellect, everything is a " secret " that needs to be discovered( by others for him )
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          • Author by timesthree (July 23, 2010 1:57 pm ET)
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            I just reviewed last nights clip: the reams of paper he is playing with and tossing out are completely blank.

            But, then there is Glenn's eye-sight problem along with his audience's cataracts. Actually, they are probably so mesmerized by him that they didn't even notice.

            Another tree bites the dust.
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      • Author by timesthree (July 23, 2010 12:19 pm ET)
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        Beck knows good and well that there is nothing hidden in the bill. But he also knows that his audience is gullible enough and ill-informed enough to believe anything he says.
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      • Author by ilikeike (July 23, 2010 12:53 pm ET)
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        in fox land this could happen . in their conspiracy theory reality, where obama may have no birth certificate or be a islamist sleeper agent, this could happen easily
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    • Author by soze169880 (July 23, 2010 12:04 pm ET)
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      Is there some manner of secret Congressbraille that prevents Beck from actually reading bills? Or does he just know that his audience is mostly functionally illiterate?
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    • Author by draftedin68 (July 23, 2010 12:08 pm ET)
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      Riiiight!

      The text of every one of those Kenyan, Muslim, Communist, Socialist, NAZI "Cap and Trade" elements have been reduced to micro-dots and appear as the periods in every single bill passed by the current Congress.

      Run with it Glenn, run!

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      • Author by soze169880 (July 23, 2010 12:10 pm ET)
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        And since only Dennis Kucinich is small enough to read them, of course he's voting for them.
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      • Author by Onyxcat (July 23, 2010 12:25 pm ET)
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        I like that. micro-dots sounds just like what he would use in his next book. I wish it were on e-book and thus not destroy any trees.
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    • Author by teh.stoopid.lib (July 23, 2010 12:08 pm ET)
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      Mandatory micro-chipping of all wingnuts is also in there.
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    • Author by indigo1968 (July 23, 2010 12:08 pm ET)
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      To quote Steven Colbert, I wonder what the weather's like up Glenn Beck's own [anus]?

      Because it's been his career's chief resource for years now.
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    • Author by indigo1968 (July 23, 2010 12:08 pm ET)
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      To quote Steven Colbert, I wonder what the weather's like up Glenn Beck's own [anus]?

      Because it's been his career's chief resource for years now.
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    • Author by redrage (July 23, 2010 12:09 pm ET)
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      If that has happened than the Republicans in congress and trogs at FNC are pretty inept for not having noticed it.
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      • Author by neon desert (July 23, 2010 12:45 pm ET)
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        Quick! Get a copy to Sarah Palin! Anybody who can find "death panels" hidden in the health care bill can surely uncover these shenanigans.
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    • Author by IRONY 101 (July 23, 2010 12:19 pm ET)
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      Exactly the way Woodrow Wilson planned it, Glenn...you crazy f***.

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    • Author by nerzog (July 23, 2010 12:28 pm ET)
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      It's been confirmed: 452 gallons of this were delivered to the Capitol Printers on July 8...

      [http://abll.info/wp-content/gallery/cache/a6f33_Invisible_Ink.jpg]
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    • Author by magnolialover (July 23, 2010 12:37 pm ET)
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      I'm pretty sure that, you can't do that. It's called illegal. And since all legislation is published before it's voted on, maybe Beck and his crack research team can tell us in exactly what bill that has been passed cap and trade was in.
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      • Author by Camera (July 23, 2010 12:41 pm ET)
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        "crack research team" (as in cocaine) says it all.
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      • Author by IRONY 101 (July 23, 2010 12:41 pm ET)
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        But, but...<breathless> but no one READS the bills anymore. Don't you get it...ARE YOU BLIND? The Republic is dead...it's over. ;>)

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    • Author by ilikeike (July 23, 2010 12:51 pm ET)
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      ever notice how often limbaugh and beck et.al. use the terms "there may be" or "I wonder or i think " or probably etc. etc .etc, when they are telling lies that even there fans couldnt swallow straight up they always qualify them so they cant get called on their craziness
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    • Author by rwmacdonald2091 (July 23, 2010 12:53 pm ET)
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      I'm telling you old Glennie is sharp as a tack. It's right there on page 1376, paragraph 10872, sub paragraph J, and I quote :

      Glenn Beck gets a cap with "Moron" in 2 3/4 inch high lettering, and he's been traded to the Bangladesh News Network, with a 3 AM time slot. Fox News receives nothing in return, as they said, "It would upset our viewers who are used to having nothing on Fox between 5 and 6 PM.



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    • Author by David2012 (July 23, 2010 1:00 pm ET)
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      This, Glenn, is significantly beyond stupid. It is impossible for me to believe that anybody listens to anything you say.

      What are you talking about? What on earth are you saying? Is there one shred, one iota, of reality in your speech? Is there any evidence of any sort supporting it?
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    • Author by New Frontier (July 23, 2010 1:02 pm ET)
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      There may be "something in these bills
      MMFA misunderstood. Beck actually said:

      "There may be something in these pills."
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    • Author by pete592 (July 23, 2010 1:06 pm ET)
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      I'm sure it's nothing that your crack pipe team of researchers can't handle, Becky.
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    • Author by blueline99 (July 23, 2010 1:08 pm ET)
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      The problem Beck has with the Dems Cap and Trade announcement is that one of his pieces to his crazy conspiracy theory has just fell through the cracks.

      How is he going to tie Obama and Gore and Mao together without the Cap and Trade conspiracy....
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    • Author by wiseguy (July 23, 2010 1:58 pm ET)
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      Next beck and limbo will say cap-&-trade is reparation.
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    • Author by cugagcmu805031 (July 23, 2010 2:01 pm ET)
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      Nope, Glenda. What President Obama is doing is known as using the resources that one already has to do what they were designed to do.

      Call Lisa Murkowski and the other members of Congress who tried to stop the EPA from doing its job.


      Outsmarted AGAIN.
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    • Author by eyesore (July 23, 2010 4:33 pm ET)
         
      Actually, cap-n-trade is hidden in the heath care bill...right next to death panels.
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