Beck: "God is under attack"

Quick - get a bucket of water!

Glenda Glenda, did you forget? You don't get to be God of your Mormon planet until AFTER you are dead and gone.

At least we've still got Santa Claus.

Can't God defend himself?

Didn't Lord Asriel already try this? Guess Beck is ripping off Philip Pullman nows

So Beck is dragging God into his Doom Bunker now?

And he has to have the requisite number of wives and children. I don't know if his first wife counts if their marriage ended in divorce.

Poor God. He supposedly created the entire Universe in six days but can't defend himself unless Beck steps in.

"God is under attack. . . . It is the oldest battle of mankind. It has happened since the beginning of time."

So it was taking place back during the hunter gatherer stage of development? It was taking place when people were practicing the second oldest profession--farming? Why didn't they just take care of it then? Well, maybe it wasn't such a big deal.

I think he means Andrew Breitbart. Or maybe Roger Ailes. Who knows.

I think he means Andrew Breitbart. Or maybe Roger Ailes. Who knows.

If Jesus Christ returned to Earth today and came to the US he would be an illegal alien.

Latest ratings for glenn beck's show are in!



An analysis of these ratings reveals that beck's audience is down to those few people, maybe three hundred in the whole country, who are delusional enough to think "God is under attack", or other similar crazy thoughts (like "the U.S. government is coming to get you, barricade the door and arm yourselves!"), but the same ratings graph reveals also that this is now glenn beck's target audience... he has gained such a fast and wide reputation for nonsense, that he has decided to target just those people, just crazies, and never mind anybody else or anybody sane, his reputation is ruined with them and is ridiculous among the sane portion of the population... please note that the graph falls beneath the baseline or zero point: this is to reflect that glenn beck has resorted to pretending he has an audience when none actually exists, like in the above audio clip, where the shill referred to as "Gina" is obviously someone that beck has arranged to call him, someone contrived and in league with him, it may even have been Sarah Palin it kind of sounded like her.

You guys are awesome! This was a great way to end Friday, with a laugh...and a little hope....

Keep up the great work!
Where's Nerzog?

If there's a question as to how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, certainly God can fit under a tack!

Certainly if there's a question of how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, God can fit under a tack!

Does this mean one like Glen Beck who saves God from man is greater than God??...........There are those who are further brianwashed into the cult by this.

Glenn...I know for a certainty that God hates you. And he said to tell you to quit talking for Him or he'll make you go blind. ;>)

Glenn...I know for a certainty that God hates you. And he said to tell you to quit talking for Him or he'll make you go blind. ;>)

Glenn...I know for a certainty that God hates you. And he said to tell you to quit talking for Him or he'll make you go blind. ;>)

Glenn...I know for a certainty that God hates you. And he said to tell you to quit talking for Him or he'll make you go blind. ;>)

Glenn...I know for a certainty that God hates you. And he said to tell you to quit talking for Him or he'll make you go blind. ;>)

Glenn...I know for a certainty that God hates you. And he said to tell you to quit talking for Him or he'll make you go blind. ;>)

Jesus was a capricorn he ate organic food
he believed in love and peace and never wore no shoes
long hair, beard and sandals and a funky bunch of friends
reckon they'd just nail him up if he come down again

kris kristofferson

It's cool, God's got nunchucks.

I heard an Evangelical state that the Republicans threw them under the bus in favor of the libertarian teabaggers. The plot thickens.

Wait, I though Beck was under attack? Beck your God Complex is Showing.

What a "coincidence"! Just yesterday he told someone to download all of C.S. Lewis' work and lo and behold today he gets a caller that gives him a springboard for his latest crap. Spooky!

I believe in my lucky rabbit's foot and the horseshoe on my wall.

The Screwtape Letters is a very short book. Halfway through should be a couple of hours at most.

Glenn Beck...thank you for being a beacon of light through the fog of our current American existance. The battle...Satan's plan,to destroy the God given free agency of man.

Glenn really screwed up this time. C.S. Lewis' wife was a communist.

http://www.cslewisinstitute.org/cslewis/JDavidmanProfile.htm

Always the radical with somewhat of an obsessive personality, Joy Davidman, like many intellectuals in the 1930s and 1940s, proclaimed herself disillusioned with capitalism and the "American system." Joy flirted with Communism during these tumultuous years. And while she never came close to becoming a doctrinaire Marxist, she did advocate socialism over capitalism, especially since the latter system, to her mind, had failed and caused the Great Depression. Joy actually joined the Communist Party but found the meetings and most of the members quite boring. If she never advocated or expected the overthrow of capitalism, she did indeed enjoy criticizing both Democrats and Republicans who she believed were less enlightened than the supposedly heroic socialists who led the U.S.S.R.