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Beck: "God's just like given me like hints on stuff, you know, like, come on, can't you be a little more plain?"

August 27, 2010 11:56 pm ET

From Beck's August 27 "Divine Destiny" event at the Kennedy Center:

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    • Author by soze169880 (August 28, 2010 12:02 am ET)
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      Ah, okay. We kick things off by not only claiming God speaks to you, but criticizing how he does it. Now, seriously, has any atheist ever shown this much disrespect for Christianity? Ever?
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      • Author by MidnightWriter (August 28, 2010 12:19 am ET)
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        Lets not forget--Glenn has demanded a miracle from God tomorrow.

        Man, oh man, can you imagine just how ticked off Glenn will be if God doesn't deliver? Goodness, I wouldn't want to be in his sandals if that should happen!
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        • Author by soze169880 (August 28, 2010 12:21 am ET)
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          He'll throw Him under the same bus as Elizabeth Dilling and the coroner for his mom.
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        • Author by phredicles (August 28, 2010 2:44 am ET)
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          Come Monday the Almighty will be up on the chalkboard right next to Soros, Woody Wilson, and the Tides Foundation.
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        • Author by dogbreath (August 28, 2010 9:55 am ET)
             
          If Glenn passes gas on stage he'll see it as a message from God.
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    • Author by wolf kotenberg (August 28, 2010 12:15 am ET)
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      lets see " god spoke to me " ,,,, hmmm Jim Jones, David koresh, etc. For some reason people of faith fasll for this garbage , hook, line and sinker.
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    • Author by IRONY 101 (August 28, 2010 12:16 am ET)
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      One possible explanation is that Glenn Beck is psychotic.

      It's not "GOD" talking to you, Glenn...it's just those little voices inside your head that are the unfortunate product of defective genes and a bad upbringing.
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      • Author by rtejon (August 28, 2010 9:58 am ET)
           
        I've seen a serious academic hypothesis proposing that religion was invented by schizophrenics.
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    • Author by woodstock (August 28, 2010 12:16 am ET)
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      God, where are my golden tablets? And my hat? I have my followers.
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    • Author by Rsw58 (August 28, 2010 12:35 am ET)
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      I seriously think that Glennie is setting himself up to be some kind of right-wing religious leader. But what is even more frightening is that given his paranoia he may end up to be a cult leader like Jim Jones.
      PS: I know this is a mean thing to say but if Beck and his followers decided to drink poisoned Kool-Aid I don't think I would lose any sleep over it.
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      • Author by Andy Kreiss (August 28, 2010 3:14 am ET)
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        That's OK, I already suggested lowering a plastic dome over the Lincoln Memorial tomorrow. I don't know if I added my other thought about piping in a lethal gas, but I bet it would cause a noticeable spike in the national IQ.

        I'm almost starting to feel guilty about getting so much entertainment out of this Zombiefest, but every bit just gets better.
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    • Author by Sks1 (August 28, 2010 1:01 am ET)
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      God speaks clearly when H e speaks to a person's heart and spirit God doesnt give hints, what is this show and tell,,Beck is a fraud and he is playing a very dangerous game
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    • Author by mmharris438182 (August 28, 2010 1:10 am ET)
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      Then get your a** off Fox News Channel and got on CBN or any other religious broadcasting network. You'll get just as rich!
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    • Author by jbrantow (August 28, 2010 3:00 am ET)
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      beck believes god answered back......call the psych ward, seriously.
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    • Author by lather (August 28, 2010 5:58 am ET)
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      IMHO To listen to God you must know the Language, You must have skills in Math and Awareness, Consciousness and Love. Skills Beckhole is noticeably lacking.
      Beckhole translating God for us makes as much sense as Jim Jones translating God for his "Lucky" followers.
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    • Author by MeanMrSpicyMustard (August 28, 2010 10:03 am ET)
         
      "Totally! Like, more plain and stuff? Y'know? Like, c'mon, you guys! God is, like, soooooooooooo cool and stuff!"

      All right, which one of you replaced Glenn Beck with Cher Horowitz?
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    • Author by nerzog (August 28, 2010 10:08 am ET)
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      Oh, please. Nostradumbass doesn't believe this sh*t any more than we do. The only people who believe it are the simple minded fools who sill stand out in the sun all day, waiting for this "miracle".

      The only miracle will be if nobody dies of heat stroke.
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