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Beck sees "miracle" in geese flying over mall during 8-28 rally: "I think it was God's flyover"

August 30, 2010 5:21 pm ET

From the August 30 edition of Fox News' Glenn Beck:

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"The secret is God": Beck sees divine influence over his 8-28 rally

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    • Author by raddave43 (August 30, 2010 5:24 pm ET)
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      Doesn't God usually use doves?
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      • Author by rwmacdonald2091 (August 30, 2010 5:31 pm ET)
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        Yes God uses Doves, but the real secret here is Satan uses Geese. Shhhh, don't tell anyone, mum's the word.
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        • Author by rkcomments (August 31, 2010 1:51 pm ET)
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          Glen's stupid followers are too dense to know the difference between geese and doves.
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      • Author by wolf kotenberg (August 30, 2010 5:47 pm ET)
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        Goose poop dropping from the sky
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      • Author by woodstock (August 30, 2010 6:07 pm ET)
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        Ask these people about how geese are God's way of blessing something.

        [http://www.inewscatcher.com/timages/a62d03968a018b60d2b9c375a21acb4f.jpg]
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        • Author by Andy Kreiss (August 30, 2010 6:39 pm ET)
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          Don't forget, that was " The Miracle on the Hudson". Anything mildly surprising or unusual is a miracle if you want it to be.
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      • Author by shaggles (August 30, 2010 6:50 pm ET)
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        For Beck and his followers I think loons would be the more appropriate species.
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        • Author by coldteablues19577325 (August 31, 2010 6:47 pm ET)
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          "For Beck and his followers I think loons would be the more appropriate species." --shaggles

          Please don't insult the loons! :-)
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    • Author by MeanMrSpicyMustard (August 30, 2010 5:24 pm ET)
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      And now, a special message from Jehovah...

      [http://www.dumb.com/god/images/god.jpg]
      "No, actually, those were geese. They were freaking geese. You'll know it's Me showing up when you see my Escalade in the parking lot."
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    • Author by TheDayV (August 30, 2010 5:25 pm ET)
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      Looked like Canada Geese to me.
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    • Author by draftedin68 (August 30, 2010 5:27 pm ET)
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      Whew!

      That was close!

      For two days now, I've been on pins and needles waiting to see what "miracle" went down that everybody else in the world failed to experience.

      Thank God for Rent-a-Goose!

      For the crowd's sake, I sure hope they weren't too well fed before they were released.


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      • Author by nerzog (August 30, 2010 5:33 pm ET)
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        The Troglodytes can rest easy now... they have their "miracle".
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        • Author by neon desert (August 30, 2010 6:13 pm ET)
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          On many a chilly October morning, God has sent several miracle "flyovers" over my duck blind. I've taken a few miracles home with me, and let me tell you - they are really tasty.
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        • Author by Conchobhar (August 30, 2010 6:25 pm ET)
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          The "miracle" is that God goosed Glenn?"
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    • Author by MidnightWriter (August 30, 2010 5:33 pm ET)
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      Hmmm. A type of bird known for their ability to produce lots and lots of crap.

      Miraculous? Well, I have my doubts, but I certainly understand why Glenn would identify with them.

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      • Author by nerzog (August 30, 2010 5:37 pm ET)
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        True...goose poop can easily match dog poop in size.
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      • Author by mata ruach (August 30, 2010 5:44 pm ET)
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        Ever hear the expression "Full of more sh##t than a Christmas Goose."? Very apt for Glenn.
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    • Author by bintx (August 30, 2010 5:34 pm ET)
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      There is a resident flock of Canadian Geese which has taken up permanent residence not fram from D.C. on the James River. Not a sign from God, Beck, they were just flying over.
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      • Author by bintx (August 30, 2010 5:36 pm ET)
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        "fram"????? "Far"! LOL!

        They live in Richmond which is about 100 miles from D.C.
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        • Author by Andy Kreiss (August 30, 2010 5:41 pm ET)
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          I think you coined a contraction for "far from", and you could have eliminated the word "from". Either that, or you're using subliminal advertising to sell us oil filters.
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        • Author by canaanxing9025 (August 30, 2010 6:51 pm ET)
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          You know I could show Glennie a lot of flocking miracles this time of year.
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      • Author by Johaely (August 30, 2010 5:36 pm ET)
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        Don't expect Beck to ever consider that.
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    • Author by nerzog (August 30, 2010 5:35 pm ET)
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      The God of Nostradumbass must be pretty lame if that's the best he could conjure up. I mean, an animated Lincoln Statue would have been much more interesting.
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    • Author by christopher howard (August 30, 2010 5:39 pm ET)
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      Do not tempt him, shallow ones! Is not the miracle of the geese enough?
      [http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:5WjGDd9BEgjvLM:http://ine.www.50megs.com/prophet.jpg&t=1]
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    • Author by New Frontier (August 30, 2010 5:42 pm ET)
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      Hahahahahahaha. No military flyover, so Pudgy has to settle for geese. Hilarious.

      Imagine that! Geese flying over water!! Believe it-----or not!
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      • Author by Bronwyn (August 30, 2010 9:03 pm ET)
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        If they had swooped down and carried him off.....or if one got stuck in his motormouth........ I might consider it a miracle.
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    • Author by progressiveright (August 30, 2010 5:44 pm ET)
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      Glenn geese flying over Washington D.C. at this time of year is normal. That means this is not a miracle. A miracle would have been if it was a not flying animal or an animal that does not live in the D.C. area. Another thing is the mammal that is most closely tied to Christianity is the Ass (Donkey). That means that the Democratic party has the right animal for your followers.
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    • Author by New Frontier (August 30, 2010 5:45 pm ET)
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      Speaking of geese, I was at Glenn's rally with my camera and caught this:

      [http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01289/goose_step_1289913c.jpg]
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      • Author by dogbreath (August 30, 2010 5:56 pm ET)
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        Goose stepin' down The Mall, yeh, yeh. . .
        While Beck is crying, yeh, yeh . . .
        And freedom of religion is dying, yeh, yeh . . .

        Okay, a lyrist I am not. :)
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    • Author by raddave43 (August 30, 2010 5:45 pm ET)
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      Now it would have been a miracle if one of those geese had dropped a little something on Beck's forhead.
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    • Author by Andy Kreiss (August 30, 2010 5:46 pm ET)
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      Amazing what people can convince themselves that they're seeing if they try hard enough.

      I think I already mentioned it here before, so I won't go into redundant detail, but I had a recent conversation regarding the number of Americans who, according to a poll, believe in angels.

      The believer told me she saw "too much evidence", like nearly getting into car accidents, but not getting into a crash.
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    • Author by shaggles (August 30, 2010 5:46 pm ET)
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      Did the geese leave a tithe?
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    • Author by dogbreath (August 30, 2010 5:46 pm ET)
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      This was the miracle? Geese? Man you are stretching. I suppose everytime a crow flies over my house I should think of it as an angel in disguise.

      Pitiful man, just plain pitiful.
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    • Author by michaelr (August 30, 2010 5:49 pm ET)
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      Beck said that this happened just as the music started. I wonder if blaring music frightening some geese had anything to do with this. No, that's ridiculous. I'm sure God made it happen.
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      • Author by coldteablues19577325 (August 31, 2010 6:55 pm ET)
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        "Beck said that this happened just as the music started. I wonder if blaring music frightening some geese had anything to do with this. No, that's ridiculous. I'm sure God made it happen." --michaelr

        My thought exactly!
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    • Author by nerzog (August 30, 2010 5:55 pm ET)
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      Oh, look! One of them left a Goldline Egg for Nostradumbass!

      [http://www.golden-goose.talktalk.net/images/golden_egg1.jpg]
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    • Author by soze169880 (August 30, 2010 5:59 pm ET)
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      Okay, if you're narcissistic enough to call it a sign, go ahead, but geese fly over things all the time. Is it possible Beck defines "miracle" as "something I happened to notice"?
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      • Author by nerzog (August 30, 2010 6:09 pm ET)
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        I guess it's all he could come up with. Personally, I'd feel kind of cheated if I drove twelve hours expecting to see a miracle, and all I got was a flock of geese.

        But, never fear; Beck's zombies will nod and drool... they'll say "Yeah... I felt a tingle when those geese flew over! Praise Jeeeezzzzzuuuussssss for sending those geese!"
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    • Author by txthinker (August 30, 2010 6:04 pm ET)
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      Beck sees "miracle" in geese flying over mall during 8-28 rally: "I think it was God's flyover"
      Only if they all crapped on Becky's head.

      :-)
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    • Author by MiG (August 30, 2010 6:08 pm ET)
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      God obviously needs a new PR guy. Geese are lame!
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    • Author by liberalXtian (August 30, 2010 6:08 pm ET)
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      As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

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    • Author by papa bear3 (August 30, 2010 6:13 pm ET)
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      . . .the geese were on their way to the Sharpton rally across town.
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    • Author by draftedin68 (August 30, 2010 6:18 pm ET)
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      A wise man once told me...

      "Never stare at a flight of geese with an open mouth."

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      • Author by Conchobhar (August 30, 2010 6:29 pm ET)
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        Whew! That was a near thing. I was just taking a sip. Don't do that again.
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    • Author by bodhi057 (August 30, 2010 6:30 pm ET)
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      It's a good thing for Beck those geese flew over. Otherwise, he would have had to make do with pointing out a cloud shaped like Jesus or a potato chip that looks like Reagan: "Ladies and Gentleman, I found this chip this morning and what it tells me is that everything we're doing is right!"

      This is just throw-up-your-hands-and-back-away-from-the-table stupid.
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    • Author by donwelty (August 30, 2010 6:37 pm ET)
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      After all of the hype, flying Geese is a miracle? After all the hype, I kind of expected Jesus to come down and do the benediction.
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    • Author by mookie von zipper (August 31, 2010 9:11 am ET)
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      from the perhaps-you-should-have-paid-more-attention-in-divinity-class dept:

      it's such a joy to see the left getting their panties in a bunch over the success of this rally... desperately gripping for anything to disparage it: the crowd size, the religious theme, his hijacking of the civil rights movement, and the hate-filled rhetoric that wasn't...

      perhaps you all can at least take solace in the fact that beck has now usurped the antichrist mantle from obama, so at least you got that going for you...

      reporting from murderland ranch,
      i'm mookie von zipper
      massmurdermedia
      now available in cool ranch and nacho cheese

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      • Author by iglou (August 31, 2010 1:29 pm ET)
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        80-90k in attendance based upon aerial photos

        That's not a huge success that's just a rock concert. It's a meme, with no clear message, no lasting significance. The tax day protests against the stimulus were far more significant. As an outsider to the US looking in, having a Mormon shock jock DJ backing Evangelical groups decrying a duly elected president who is a Christian as being a Kenyan Muslim Commie-Fasci-Marxi-Socialist... Well that's just plain crazy.

        Again, it's barely newsworthy. If Willy Nelson offered a free concert in the same location he'd get a similar crowd of similar size, if not bigger.

        But whatever, you're free to believe whatever you want. However, others are free to believe otherwise. It is a matter of opinion after all.
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        • Author by mookie von zipper (August 31, 2010 2:25 pm ET)
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          "Mormon shock jock DJ"
          that's rather kind considering most here feel he's a racist homophobe who drinks dolphin blood from a panda skull...

          "Kenyan Muslim Commie-Fasci-Marxi-Socialist"
          you forgot nazi, but fascist will suffice...

          i have not and will not make a case for the substance of the presentation, nor for beck's mental condition...

          the debate over attendance will continue for some time... 80-90k is cbs's count based on the report from the service they hired, on what they felt was the peak attendance at noon... but even if the figures are that low it was an unqualified success, particularly after all the naysayers weighed in saying he wouldn't draw sh!t...

          i would also submit that anytime that amount of people show up in one place not normally used as a venue it certainly is newsworthy, regardless of the event... cbs thought so, although i suspect the reason they hired the aerial service was to belittle the event as best they could...

          the mainstream media on tv is simply stunned at this development... all they have left now is to decry those attending as lily white, which is quite hypocritical based on the fact the people they have as the face of their networks are all white...

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          • Author by congero6189599 (August 31, 2010 3:01 pm ET)
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            All that to say nothing.
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            • Author by congero6189599 (August 31, 2010 3:13 pm ET)
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              The geese were a miracle from God and there were a lot of people listenening to what the miracle worker had to say. Mainstream media are stunned that this so-called miracle worker can draw a crowd.

              My favorite line of yours:

              i have not and will not make a case for the substance of the presentation, nor for beck's mental condition...


              lol. It would also expose your hand wouldn't it. I mean kooks drawing a crowd is nothing new. People have bought into demogogues before so what are you saying?
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              • Author by mookie von zipper (September 01, 2010 2:11 pm ET)
                   
                your favorite line of mine does not mean i support whatever the hell beck said that day, nor does it mean that i'm afraid to admit that i think he's sane... it merely means that those two items were not the point of my original post...

                so what am i saying?... mmfa is desperately gripping for anything to disparage beck... the miracle geese observation is weak because there are probably more substantive issues to to take beck to task over, yet mmfa piles on at the most benign things concerning conservative media... they'd be somewhat respectable if they chose their battles more wisely, but i guess they feel they have the need to create voluminous content at this site... kinda takes the air out of the whole conservatives are evil thing...



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                • Author by congero6189599 (September 01, 2010 2:59 pm ET)
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                  Thats funny I placed Becks name in the MMFA search guide and came up with 110 pages linking to articles about Beck. This article is but one of many. I am sure if you looked you'd find more substantive articles if thats what your looking for but my guess is you just wanna criticize MMFA for taking your boy Beck to task.

                  Funny though it was important enough for Beck to raise it and amazing that people would believe it. It's a free country and this was a good article by MMFA highlighting the lunacy of Glenn Beck and those who listen to his nonsense.
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          • Author by Blueneck (August 31, 2010 4:42 pm ET)
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            [http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1162/539638030_9ad77a8ec8.jpg?v=0]
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          • Author by iglou (September 01, 2010 2:30 am ET)
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            I could easily throw an insult Becks way but my belief is that he's irrelevant, culturally and politically he's a meme. Something that gets attention, everyone looks you talk about it at the water cooler and then a month later we get over it.

            Well, I'll maintain, that it's crazy talk this talk of god and railing against the current president on what is now holy grounds is just asinine and irrelevant, religion isn't a qualifier for public office nor should it.

            I looked at other aerial photos compared to photos of concerts (where people will pack in far tighter close to the stage than a rally) and I think the estimate is fair. Especially since the tax day protests were clearly larger. I looked at those photos over and over again the tax day protests were clearly about 3 times larger if not more. To me that shows the limit in Beck's popularity especially when he goes puts on a political (oh I mean a charitable) rally that was promoted as something much like the second coming.

            Media isn't stunned they're underwhelmed. There was no story. If Dick Morris sucked some toes on stage or Palin quit halfway through her speech or Beck screamed like a girl "Get off my stage!" maybe someone would have noticed but instead it was a fat load of nothing. The numbers don't mean squat if you hold superbowl in Pasadena you get a bigger crowd. I think even NCAA can draw 70+K for a bigger game. The crowd isn't that big a deal for major metropolitan area especially on the east coast. I just don't think it's of significance.
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            • Author by mookie von zipper (September 01, 2010 2:21 pm ET)
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              so, you are saying, for example, that if jerry jones builds a 105K capacity stadium, he could easily fill it?... that's quite enlightening... thanks for clearing that up...

              as for the media, they were definitely stunned... it was all too apparent as they gripped for any criticism they could latch onto...



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              • Author by congero6189599 (September 01, 2010 3:09 pm ET)
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                Funny I remember a few short years ago in Germany you cons protesting the popularity of then canidate Obama? Oh well. The media being stunned because we know the press is liberal right? lol. Obviously you think a fake tearing demogogue is someone people should listen to ,thats your right,but don't criticize us for seeing through his BS no matter how many people believe and exposing his insanity no matter how trivial you think it is.
                Beck saying the geese flyover was a sign from God is absurd as me saying God is guiding my typing hands to write this post. lol.
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                • Author by mookie von zipper (September 01, 2010 4:30 pm ET)
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                  it's useless trying to explain my commentary to you as you are so utterly hateful of all things conservative that you are blind to understanding simple points that in no way suggest i think people should listen to and support beck...

                  since you're so fearful, here's something even you can understand:

                  [http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l19/mookietxdj/misc%20debris/drudgepalin2.jpg]

                  be afraid... be very afraid...

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              • Author by iglou (September 01, 2010 11:03 pm ET)
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                Regarding Jerry Jones, that's not even close to relevant to anything, focus for a sec.

                Regarding, the level of interest for 80,000 people at a non-political rally is not even close to newsworthy. It was a non-political religious charity event that spent a lot of time behaving like a political rally.

                They were stunned? Yeah, stunned that they would have potentially wasted time reporting this story. Heck even with the online crowd watching it's still only 300 thousand. That's 1/1000 of the US population. I just don't see that as being remotely significant.
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    • Author by jdhobbes (August 31, 2010 9:19 am ET)
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      A flock of bald eagles would've been a miracle. Calling a flock of geese a miracle is a stretch all the way to Canada, where the geese were from.
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      • Author by iglou (August 31, 2010 1:32 pm ET)
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        Yes evil socialist geese. I personally sent them there in fact. So it wasn't a miracle, it was staged! Prove me wrong Beck! Prove that the flock of geese wasn't staged by me personally!!
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    • Author by salg01 (August 31, 2010 9:35 am ET)
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      i knew you hateful leftists would be scared and threatened by the amount of people that showed up at becks rally but im amazed at just how much you guys are terrified. How does it feel when poll after poll shows that a vast majority of americans are against 99% of what you hateful leftists find so important? After decades of trying to brainwash the public into you hateful socialist dependent government world your failing miserably. it only took less than a year for the american people to see what a joke you hateful leftists are. How does that feel?
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      • Author by Nasty Liberal (August 31, 2010 11:05 am ET)
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        Wait till I strike up the music, sweetheart; you'll take flight, all right.
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      • Author by MiddleLeft (August 31, 2010 11:21 am ET)
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        You are confusing terror with amusement. We are laughing at glenda. Thank goodness we have him on hand to severely muck up the republican party. Glen for prez, please.
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      • Author by bilbo_dies (August 31, 2010 11:51 am ET)
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        So 10% of Americans (all those real murikans) hate 99% of what the other 90% agreed to.

        Sounds like democracy in action.
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      • Author by iglou (August 31, 2010 1:44 pm ET)
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        I'll say it again: 80-90k in attendance based upon aerial photos

        That's not a great anything. It was nothing more than a rock concert. The tax day protests were documented as being BIGGER by best estimate a factor of 3 and even that group calmed down over time. This is far less significant and way less successful despite the endless promotion by Beck.

        99% percent of what leftists find important? Ok, smarty quantify it. Show me a list of the 100+ things "leftists" hold important and then tell me out of that the 1% Americans agree with and the poll that supports it.

        Face it, you came here to rant.
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      • Author by coldteablues19577325 (August 31, 2010 7:03 pm ET)
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        Really? Bwahahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh.
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      • Author by mescal (September 01, 2010 1:03 am ET)
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        I hope that you have the common decency to wash your hands after pulling all those statistics directly out of your ass, saig.
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      • Author by political_left-religious_right (September 01, 2010 4:17 pm ET)
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        That's got to be fake. There isn't a sentient being who could write something that badly. The disjointed thoughts, the terrible presentation, the made-up statistics, the obvious projection, the historical revisionism, the self-importance... it's just too perfect a demonstration of the neocon mindset. Did one of the funnier guys on board write this?

        Of course, if salg really did write this and really believes it, then it stops being funny, only sad.
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    • Author by andyerpointiz (August 31, 2010 10:12 am ET)
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      It's only a miracle when it had never happened before or since. SINCE it's migration time for Canadian geese anyway, and the DC area is along their migration route, and anyone can see them doing this at anytime of the day recently, this is NOT a miracle.

      What is a miracle is that a former cocaine addict and failed disc jockey ever made it so far into the American media. Well, maybe Jimmy Swaggert is comparable.
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      • Author by sloucho84 (August 31, 2010 11:13 am ET)
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        Yea, apparently the dude's never been to the Reflecting Pool before. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting flying geese.
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    • Author by iowalib (August 31, 2010 10:20 am ET)
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      Just as Beck sees conspiracy in everything that threatens him, he sees validation in his actions wherever he wants.
      I've known other folks like this.. they didn't have their own tv/radio shows but they did have a team of mental health professionals trying to help them. Some made it through, some are still struggling. I'm afraid the prognosis might not be good for Mr Beck.
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    • Author by skatscan5624 (August 31, 2010 11:24 am ET)
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      Now if it were penguins, I'd believe in miracles. Geese on the other hand are as common as flies.
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    • Author by The New Pilgrims (August 31, 2010 11:27 am ET)
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      Thanks to Glenn Beck, the possibilites for everyday miracles are now endless.

      The sound of a toilet flushing from another room as you turn the channel to the Glenn Beck Show? Miracle.

      A black cat running through your front yard as Glenn Beck starts yammering about his latest conspiracy theory? Miracle.

      Exercising free will to turn off the television because Glenn Beck is an ignorant little man who panders fear and hatred? Miracle!
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    • Author by dwbat (August 31, 2010 11:32 am ET)
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      HAHAHAHAHA... kind of like how the Roman priests would release birds to show the plebs how "divine" they were
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    • Author by grmce (August 31, 2010 12:34 pm ET)
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      Not surprising at all, bearing in mind that Glenn Beck is probably the biggest goose of our time.
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    • Author by diamonds (September 02, 2010 3:40 pm ET)
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      This is the worst part of the rally you could find? Really, MMfA? You mean he kept his word that it would be non-political? Nice.
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